Teacher Enlaisi.
Sunlight filtered through the overlapping branches and leaves, casting mottled shadows on the stone slabs of the courtyard. Standing outside the rusty iron gate, Mian saw Enlaisi holding a plate full of marinated steaks, carefully stepping over the threshold.
You are here, come help. With both hands holding the plate, Enlaisi had no hands free to wave at Mian, so he just nodded at him.
Bring out the long table from inside, Enlaisi gestured toward the house.
Mian immediately went inside and helped move the table out into the courtyard.
Who are they... Mian suddenly noticed two other young people present, a man and a woman... They were a bit older than him, but not by much, looking like recently graduated seniors.
The man was squatting on the ground assembling a barbecue grill, while the woman was carefully wiping the cutlery.
Oh, they are my guardians, Enlaisi smiled without explaining further.
The two young people scratched their heads in a somewhat awkward manner.
Enlaisi brought out a few more chairs from the house.
Teacher Enlaisi... is there a need to bring out so many things? Mian asked in surprise.
After all, once the meal was over, he would probably be the one tasked with moving everything back inside.
There are no extra tables, so these chairs are for holding the wine... Wolund will be coming over later, and we need to save a comfortable seat for our esteemed principal.
Enlaisi walked back into the house and soon returned with several unopened bottles of fine wine.
The bottles bore gold-stamped labels, and the liquid inside gleamed with a luxurious luster in the sunlight, clearly a priceless collection.
Enlaisi took a pipe out of his pocket, clamped it in his mouth, lit the tobacco, and began to puff out clouds of smoke.
Mian was not surprised; Teacher Enlaisi only smoked when he was outside the house.
The charcoal was quickly lit, and orange-red flames danced in the grill with a faint crackling sound. Seeing this, the two young mages prepared to take their leave.
Stay and have something to eat, do not be shy, Enlaisi called out to the two of them.
No, no, please enjoy your meal. After declining politely, the two still left.
After all, Principal Wolund was coming, and they would definitely feel constrained if they stayed.
Mian picked up a few thick-cut steaks with tongs and laid them neatly on the grill. The moment the meat touched the scorching charcoal, it immediately let out a tantalizing sizzle. Dripping fat sparked tiny flames, and the aroma of meat, mixed with rosemary and various other spices, quickly spread throughout the courtyard.
The first batch of steaks was grilled to perfection, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Mian carefully plated them on a porcelain dish and brought it to Enlaisi: Teacher, stop smoking. It is already smoky enough over here.
Hmm... you have a point. Enlaisi paused slightly and put down the pipe in his hand.
Mian was a bit surprised, not expecting Enlaisi to actually listen to his advice.
In the past, the teacher would never pay attention to him, just laughing it off and moving on.
Eating already?
Not long after, a flash of fire appeared outside, and Wolund walked in.
If you want to eat, go grill it yourself. Enlaisi remained lazily reclined on his lounge chair, too lazy to even lift an eyelid, just waving his hand casually. The dining plate rested on a wooden chair beside him.
Principal Wolund, Mian greeted Wolund.
Student Mian, Wolund nodded slightly, his gaze lingering on Mian for a moment with profound meaning.
This kid is my student, do not you get any funny ideas, Enlaisi suddenly could not sit still.
He is a good seedling for learning fire magic, Wolund said, his tone seemingly a bit regretful.
Does a good seedling have to learn fire magic from you? It is a dime a dozen, Enlaisi sneered.
He cannot possibly follow you to study history, right? At most, he would just make up a few meaningless unofficial histories of heroes, Wolund retorted unceremoniously, yet familiarly dragged a rattan chair over and sat down next to Enlaisi.
Mian stood there and smiled awkwardly; the relationship between these two was truly good.
As Wolund pulled out a bottle of wine, the atmosphere between the two relaxed again.
Why are you still single? Enlaisi clinked his wine glass against Wolund's, making a soft chime.
Wolund took a sip of wine and did not reply.
What about that female secretary of yours? Why have you two not gotten married yet? Enlaisi pressed on relentlessly, a teasing curve already forming at the corners of his mouth.
Wolund still did not reply.
You are not getting any younger, it is time to get married. Enlaisi reached out and patted Wolund's shoulder, speaking in an earnest tone.
Wolund turned his head slightly and rolled his eyes at Enlaisi, prompting a string of loud laughter from Enlaisi.
Wolund certainly knew that this guy was pretending to be an elder to take advantage of him... This guy, who had lost his spouse in his early years, was wishing that Wolund would end up alone for the rest of his life just like him.
Mian, grill some corn and potatoes for our Mr. Principal! Enlaisi shouted to Mian at the grill, his voice still carrying lingering amusement.
Why? I am here to eat meat, do not try to fool me with that stuff. Wolund was a bit dissatisfied, tapping his finger against his wine glass.
If you want to eat meat, grill it yourself!
What about you? Why are you lying here?
I have my student to grill for me, Enlaisi said righteously.
However, Mian still brought a plate of barbecue over to Wolund.
The heat control is quite good, Wolund nodded slowly. I told you this child has the potential to become a fire mage.
Enlaisi sneered: How original. Become a fire mage so he can go out and set up a barbecue stall later?
He could also become a chef, Wolund replied solemnly.
Enlaisi said with bitter heartache: And to think you are the principal, ruining a capable student like this.
There is no distinction between noble and lowly professions.
Come on, that sounds nice to say... but would not all these years of learning magic be for nothing?
You cannot say that either, Wolund shook his head. Magic teaches us more than just spells and techniques; it is an understanding of the world and a respect for all things. Just like grilling a piece of meat, it seems simple, but it requires patience, focus, and an understanding of the flames, are not these the very core of what we teach our students?
Mian stood to the side, stunned, seemingly having gained some insight.
You guy, you certainly talk a good game about these things, Enlaisi remarked with a sigh, then slowly stood up from his rattan chair.
Where are you going?
Going to the bathroom. Want to come along? Enlaisi turned his head to look at Wolund. Almost forgot, you are here to keep an eye on me.
Wolund sat in his chair without moving.
A moment later, Enlaisi's loud shout rang out from the house: Mian! Get over here, there is no toilet paper in the bathroom!
Wolund's mouth twitched, but he still did not get up.

lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)