Crude Words, Sound Logic

Though the wording was crude, it wasn’t wrong—but it was far too crude.

So crude that even Gu Chengyin nearly lost his composure.

Heaven knew he had never entertained such thoughts, much less considered turning Shangguan Yunying into anything like that.

Even with Luo Zhao, Gu Chengyin had always maintained at least the most basic respect.

He respected her as a person with her own thoughts and will.

Gu Chengyin would never treat Luo Zhao like an actual dog just because she was a Good Doggy.

He would never lock her in a cage, much less put a leash on her and take her out for a walk whenever he felt like it.

So when Shangguan Yunying said that, Gu Chengyin’s first reaction wasn’t, You guessed it.

Instead, it was: What on earth goes on in that little head of yours all day?

He reached out and pinched Shangguan Yunying’s cheek, saying with helpless fondness, “How come I never noticed before that you had such a sharp tongue?”

What had Shangguan Yunying been like in the past?

Gentle, capable, intelligent, beautiful—and well-endowed.

That was Gu Chengyin’s impression of her. Unlike Lin Qingyan, who was like an immortal fairy high above the mortal world, Shangguan Yunying was more like a perfect woman.

She possessed all the qualities a woman ought to have.

Hearing Gu Chengyin tease her, Shangguan Yunying’s face flushed even more deeply.

Of course she knew about her own flaw. She had known about it for a very long time.

At the most inappropriate moments, thoughts would suddenly spring from the least appropriate corners of her mind, followed by remarks so shocking they could shake heaven and earth.

Back when she had been the Chief Palace Attendant, she had never behaved this way.

In those days, Shangguan Yunying had been cautious in speech and conduct, perfectly measured in everything she did. She would let every sentence turn on the tip of her tongue three times before daring to say it aloud.

Every expression had to be practiced in front of a mirror ten times before she could wear it before others.

She had wrapped herself in layer upon layer of masks, honing herself into the Chief Palace Attendant everyone wanted her to be.

But that hadn’t been the real her. It was merely the version of the Chief Palace Attendant she wanted others to see.

Now, things were different.

Without the restraints of her position, without all the rules she had been required to follow, without the endless expectations of how she “ought” to behave, Shangguan Yunying naturally no longer needed to suppress herself.

She said whatever she wanted and did whatever she pleased.

So in response to Gu Chengyin’s fondly exasperated tone, Shangguan Yunying didn’t feel embarrassed or guilty. Instead, she puffed out her cheeks.

“Are you starting to dislike me?”

Gu Chengyin looked at her puffed-up expression.

He didn’t answer. At a time like this, explanations were unnecessary. Actions spoke louder than words.

His hand slid down from Shangguan Yunying’s cheek and settled in a place he knew all too well.

“How could I? I might dislike anyone else, but I could never dislike my favorite Yunying.”

Reassured by his coaxing, Shangguan Yunying was instantly satisfied.

She even shifted her position a little, making things more comfortable for his hand.

“Then… is there any way to fix it?”

Shangguan Yunying didn’t actually mind having Gu Chengyin as her master.

To be honest, she rather enjoyed the dynamic.

Being controlled, dominated, and completely possessed made her feel safe.

But she couldn’t be rendered helpless after only a few moves.

That was what frustrated Shangguan Yunying the most.

There had to be some room for her to perform, after all.

So she was asking this question quite seriously.

Gu Chengyin thought for a moment, then glanced out the window.

It was already deep into the night.

The moon still hung in the sky, round and bright, spilling silvery light across the entire Celestial Master’s Residence.

There were no longer any cultivators practicing in the martial arena. Everyone had gone back to rest, leaving behind only the empty grounds and stone slabs glowing with a blue-gray sheen.

Farther away lay the Divine Capital. Most of the lights in its thousands of streets and lanes had already gone out, leaving only a few scattered points of illumination.

Gu Chengyin withdrew his gaze and looked at Shangguan Yunying in his arms.

“Let me take a look at your Azure Cloud Art.”

Shangguan Yunying’s eyes lit up, and she agreed at once.

She even hoped they could solve the problem immediately, so that she and Gu Chengyin could have a proper battle afterward.

Shangguan Yunying sat up from Gu Chengyin’s embrace.

She took a deep breath and closed her eyes, preparing to circulate the Azure Cloud Art.

But Gu Chengyin stopped her.

Shangguan Yunying opened her eyes and looked at him in confusion. Gu Chengyin explained, “Simply circulating the technique may not be enough. It would be better if we sparred a little, but this place is too cramped. We won’t be able to move freely. Let’s go outside.”

Shangguan Yunying understood what he really meant.

The sparring would not be merely a spar.

During the exchange, they would be able to identify the root of the problem more effectively and find a way to resolve it.

Shangguan Yunying nodded immediately, then stood and followed Gu Chengyin toward the stairs.

When they passed the third floor, she secretly glanced at the bed.

She could vaguely make out Lin Qingyan and Luo Zhao still resting there.

Only after confirming that neither of them had awakened did Shangguan Yunying relax.

She couldn’t help secretly rejoicing. This was a rare chance for her and Gu Chengyin to have some time alone together.

What Shangguan Yunying didn’t know was that, the moment she and Gu Chengyin left the Heart-Calming Pagoda, Lin Qingyan opened her eyes.

She had heard every word of the conversation between Shangguan Yunying and Gu Chengyin from beginning to end.

Every sentence had come through clearly.

Thus, Lin Qingyan knew why Shangguan Yunying was so useless, and she also knew why the two of them had left the pagoda.

Lin Qingyan’s gaze wandered aimlessly across the bed for a moment before settling on Luo Zhao beside her.

“Looks like Yunying can serve as the main attacker next time.”

After murmuring this to herself, Lin Qingyan stopped paying attention to Gu Chengyin and Shangguan Yunying.

She reached out, drew Luo Zhao closer into her arms, and closed her eyes.

Outside the Heart-Calming Pagoda, Gu Chengyin looked back after stepping through the entrance.

He could clearly sense that the faint, almost imperceptible attention on them had disappeared.

Without a doubt, it had come from Lin Qingyan.

From the moment he had carried Shangguan Yunying upstairs, Lin Qingyan had been watching them.

She had listened to every word and sensed every movement.

But now, that attention was gone.

Because he had left the Heart-Calming Pagoda.

On the surface, he had brought Shangguan Yunying outside to help resolve her problem. In truth, he had wanted to escape Lin Qingyan’s watchful eye.

Gu Chengyin needed to make certain arrangements, and those arrangements could only be entrusted to Shangguan Yunying.

So solving her problem was merely a pretext—a reason that would put Lin Qingyan at ease.

Shangguan Yunying stood outside the pagoda and looked around.

The night was at its deepest. The moon had already begun to sink westward, hanging low on the eastern horizon like a silver disk slowly descending from the sky.

The entire world seemed asleep. Only the two of them remained awake, standing before the Heart-Calming Pagoda, bathing in moonlight and feeling each other’s presence.

Shangguan Yunying was just about to ask where they were going when Gu Chengyin suddenly stepped forward and wrapped an arm around her waist.

Her body stiffened, but she didn’t struggle. Instead, she asked in a very soft, worried voice, “What if someone sees us out here?”

Gu Chengyin raised an eyebrow and answered along the lines of her question.

“Even if someone did see us, Yunying, you’d already be unable to go on by then, wouldn’t you?”

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