Due to drinking alcohol, Tang Yu called for two of Tang's bodyguards to drive him home.
Driving under the influence is a no-go!
Drinking and then driving is equally forbidden!
In every urban thriller novel, there's always a villain who dies from drunk driving!
To survive until the end, one must have enough safety awareness to escape the protagonist's clutches!
After waiting for a black Rolls-Royce to arrive, Tang Yu carried Su Muyue and sat together in the back seat.
One of the bodyguards then got out of the car to drive his own back to the Tang residence.
The two luxury cars driving one after the other made Tang Yu feel quite good.
Being a rich man, it's truly awesome.
If only this world didn't have Ye Chen, it would be even more perfect!
Su Muyue, who was drunk, had a charmingly flushed face, looking much cuter than her usual stern expression.
She suddenly giggled, her head leaning onto Tang Yu's shoulder.
"Move over," Tang Yu pushed her head away without hesitation.
The bodyguard driving saw this scene in the rearview mirror and almost drove the car into the river.
Goodness gracious.
Is this still the usual simp young master?
In the past, he was a dedicated simp for three years, no matter the weather.
Even the most loyal dogs would admire him, saying, "You're the true master of simping."
He had also heard from other colleagues that they had seen the young master licking Su Muyue's high heels.
Even Tang Yu's father, once fed up with his son's lack of dignity, had given him a thorough beating.
That day, it's said that several belts were broken, sending the young master to the hospital.
Yet the next day, the young master sneaked out of the hospital, carrying a bouquet of roses, to wait for Su Muyue to finish work.
Pushed away, Su Muyue just giggled foolishly and stuck to Tang Yu again.
She said in an unbelievably sweet and tender voice, "I just want to stick to you."
"???"
Tang Yu was full of question marks, then remembered.
This woman, when she was very young, lost her mother to cancer.
Her father, Su Chongshan, was a very strong-willed man, busy reviving the Su family and had little time to accompany her, yet was extremely strict with her.
In loneliness and pressure, she developed a stubborn and competitive nature, becoming colder and more independent.
This cold facade shielded her, keeping everyone at bay while also protecting her.
But once drunk, she would completely shed this mask, revealing her weak and clingy side, like a trusting puppy.
But why are you showing this side to me?!
"Damn, why are you getting handsy?"
Seeing Su Muyue about to climb onto him, Tang Yu tried to push her away.
But he overestimated himself.
Due to the author's idiotic setup, as a villain, he was just an ordinary rich and handsome guy with very low combat power.
While as the first female lead, Su Muyue had some martial arts skills.
She could handle two or three big men without breaking a sweat.
With combat power even lower than a big man, Tang Yu trying to wrestle with her was just asking for humiliation!
After climbing onto him, Su Muyue giggled.
"Come on, give me a kiss."
She pouted and started shaking her head, inching closer to Tang Yu.
"Damn, don't come over! Old Wang, pull her off!"
Tang Yu struggled but his hands were pinned down.
He could only shake his head to dodge.
If she really gave him a full-on kiss, when she sobered up, she'd probably kill him.
"Young master, I'm driving, can't help you on the highway," the bodyguard said, munching on the drama, inwardly mocking his young master.
What the hell, a beauty throwing herself at you and you're playing hard to get?
If you're so tough, why be a simp for three years?
After Tang Yu's continuous struggles, Su Muyue missed his lips a few times.
But Tang Yu's face wasn't spared, left with several red lipstick marks.
Satisfied after a few kisses, she let out a drunken burp and stared at Tang Yu.
"I kissed you so many times, why didn't you kiss me?"
"Are you this wild??"
Tang Yu was almost in tears.
Damn, how could she be like this?
This isn't Su Muyue, this is a thirsty female demon!
"Who told you not to simp for me anymore? You promised to simp for me forever! You lied."
Su Muyue pouted, her tone a bit sad.
"But I simped for three years and got nothing."
"Then why not try simping for three more years?"
"What if I did?"
"You'd become a big simp."
Su Muyue giggled.
"..." Tang Yu felt this woman was really drunk, her mood swings were insane.
Su Muyue suddenly pressed her face against Tang Yu's, rubbing it gently, and said in a pout.
"I'm sorry, I know you're upset, so how about I simp for you? Don't ignore me, okay?"
Her sudden coquettishness caught Tang Yu off guard.
But a few seconds after saying that, she fell asleep on Tang Yu.
Tang Yu let out a long sigh, this woman finally calmed down.
If she kept it up, his pure and chaste body would have been ruined.
After another ten minutes of driving, they finally arrived at the Tang residence.
Tang Yu didn't plan to send Su Muyue back; she was too drunk, and it would be hard to explain to the Su family.
With the Tang house being so big, there was no shortage of space for her to rest.
As soon as he got out of the car with Su Muyue on his back, Tang Yu saw his father, Tang Gangcheng, standing at the entrance.
Tang Gangcheng's face was as dark as coal.
Half an hour ago, while resting at home and playing with his phone, an old friend sent him a video link.
He clicked on it and saw his son looking lewdly with four women, drinking.
The guy was even shouting something like, "I'm not a scumbag, I just want to give them a home."
This infuriated him.
This little bastard, I just arranged a marriage for him, and he's already showing his true colors?
Now seeing Tang Yu carrying a woman with lipstick marks all over his face, he slowly pulled out his belt.
Father sees son not dead, pulls out Seven Wolves.
"Damn, dad, stay calm."
Tang Yu almost jumped in fright, guessing what his father was about to do!
"Calm? You're quite something, huh? Just got engaged, and you're already showing your true nature? Bringing a woman home to play?"
Tang Gangcheng sneered, gripping the belt tightly.
"This isn't just anyone, it's Su Muyue."
"I was drinking with her, that short video was just for fun, Qin Ming asked me to help shoot it to gain followers."
Tang Yu quickly shifted the blame.
Tang Gangcheng stared for a few moments, realizing it was indeed his future daughter-in-law.
This softened his expression, slowly putting the belt back.
Several bodyguards hiding around also came out, looking a bit awkward.
They were arranged by Tang Gangcheng to prevent Tang Yu from running away.
Tang Yu's mother, Xie Hongying, also came out, holding a box of Yunnan Baiyao.
"Wow, a one-stop service for getting beaten and treated."
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
