When Tang Yu was surrounded by a group of women, a young man standing at the entrance of Starriver Club looked over.
"Damn, isn't that my big brother?"
After recognizing Tang Yu, the young man quickly ran over.
Tang Yu, surrounded by women, felt like Tang Sanzang in the Country of Women.
The women were crowding around him so tightly that the young man could hardly get close.
"Could you please make way?"
Left with no choice, the young man had to shout.
When he shouted, the women all turned to look at him, then showed expressions of delight.
"Oh my, isn't this Young Master Qin?"
"Young Master Qin is here too."
They all greeted Qin Ming warmly, showing the same enthusiasm.
Who the county magistrate was didn't matter.
They just wanted to be the county magistrate's wife.
"Alright, ladies, stop crowding my big brother. It's his first time here, and your enthusiasm might scare him."
Qin Ming called out with a smile.
The group of women finally reluctantly made way.
Qin Ming grabbed Tang Yu's arm and led him out of the crowd of women, saying cheerfully, "Big brother, how do you like your first time here?"
"It's great, they're all good girls," Tang Yu praised.
Even though they smoked, drank, had tattoos, went clubbing, and stayed out all night.
But they were still good girls.
Well, as long as they didn't think about marrying him.
"Yes, yes, they're all good girls," Qin Ming burst out laughing and said, "Shall we find a quiet place to chat?"
"We can go inside to talk too," Tang Yu pointed at Starriver Club.
He came here specifically to enjoy life.
As a villain, who knows whether tomorrow or the Dragon King would come first - better enjoy while he can!
"Damn, bro, are you serious?"
Qin Ming reached out to feel Tang Yu's forehead - his brother never used to come to places like this.
"Why are you hesitating?" Tang Yu simply walked inside.
Today he wanted to live it up here, even Jesus couldn't stop him!
"Damn, something's really wrong with big brother."
Qin Ming followed worriedly.
Though it wasn't dark yet, Starriver Club was already extremely lively.
Men and women in the dance floor were moving their bodies releasing pheromones, while several provocatively dressed beauties on stage were dancing passionately to the deafening music.
Qin Ming led Tang Yu to the VIP platform number one, his exclusive seat.
As soon as they sat down, drinks were quickly served.
Several beautiful women came along too.
However, Qin Ming didn't let these beauties come over, waving his hand to let them go play by themselves.
He was worried about his brother and wasn't in the mood to deal with them.
After pouring Tang Yu a drink, he asked with concern, "Big brother, you're not yourself today."
"How am I not myself?"
"You never came to places like this before."
"People change," Tang Yu clinked glasses with Qin Ming.
After drinking half his glass, Qin Ming wondered aloud.
"But bro, didn't you just get engaged to Su Muyue? If she knows you're here, won't your three years of effort be wasted?"
"Actually, that's what I came to talk to you about."
Tang Yu quickly put down his glass and opened his WeChat to show Qin Ming the chat history.
After reading it, Qin Ming felt his head buzzing.
Damn, could his brother really have done this? Dare to talk to Su Muyue like that?
"Damn, big brother, you've finally stopped being a simp. Honestly, if we weren't blood brothers, I would've cut ties with you long ago."
Coming to his senses, Qin Ming was extremely excited.
He poured Tang Yu another glass, insisting they toast to celebrate.
They were good brothers for many years, attending the same elite school.
In their second year of middle school, when they went out playing with a group, Qin Ming accidentally fell into a river.
At that time, everyone else just watched, only Tang Yu jumped in to save him.
After that bond was formed, Qin Ming was dead set on considering Tang Yu his big brother.
But Tang Yu's three years of simping, rain or shine, had indeed earned him... a not-so-great reputation in their circle.
Even ordinary people know simps never get the house.
For a rich and handsome guy to do this was like pushing a millstone with his bare bottom - going in circles making a fool of himself.
"You bastard."
Tang Yu couldn't help but slap this kid on the back.
Then he said irritably, "Tell me what's her mindset - no response after three years of simping, and now this attitude?"
"Being difficult, that's all. People are all like that, only know to cherish something after losing it," Qin Ming said with a sneer.
"..." Tang Yu felt something was definitely not right.
She was the female protagonist, how could she possibly like a villain?
There must be a conspiracy here!
"So how do I get her to stop bothering me?" Tang Yu looked at Qin Ming, humbly seeking advice.
This guy had already conquered a hundred women by seventeen, a thousand by twenty, and now probably couldn't even keep count himself.
The life of the rich was just this plain and boring.
"Simple, just become a player like me, wouldn't that work?" Qin Ming said proudly.
He hadn't always been this degenerate, he once had beautiful fantasies about love too.
Until that year when he was seventeen, he overheard his father discussing arranged marriage with an elder, planning to set up the engagement once he came of age.
In wealthy families, matching social status was still quite important.
When he found out his intended bride was a young lady weighing nearly 200 kilos, he matured overnight.
To prevent this marriage, he became Su Hang's most famous nightclub prince, and the matter was completely dropped.
"You're right."
Tang Yu suddenly realized the master's words made sense.
If I become a piece of trash,
Won't women stay away from me?
He looked at Qin Ming with admiration, worthy of being his good brother, clearly villain material.
To survive, being low-key alone wasn't enough!
Those villains in web novels, the reason they're hated by the female protagonists is because of their scheming nature, right?
And his image as a villain clearly wasn't despicable enough!
The author purely set it up to increase his simp attributes.
"Come, brother, let's toast. From today on, we'll be Starriver Club's legendary duo."
Tang Yu raised his glass and clinked with Qin Ming.
"Damn, bro means business! From now on, we'll live here."
Qin Ming burst out laughing, his gaze already starting to scan for tonight's prey.
He'd played here for so long and never failed!
Although some princesses online claim they come to such places to relax.
But only a fool would believe that.
Relax? Who the hell comes here to relax?
It's like a man going to a women's bathhouse saying he's just washing his hands - would you believe that nonsense?
However, after scanning around, he only saw familiar faces, making him feel somewhat bored.
"Big bro, tonight it's all familiar faces, shall we make do?" Qin Ming smiled.
He felt guilty that he couldn't arrange some top-tier beauties for his brother's first visit.
"Fine, you arrange it."
Tang Yu nodded.
It was just playing along, he didn't have high expectations.
Qin Ming immediately made arrangements, and soon seven or eight beauties of varying appearances came over, their looks and figures all around 75 points out of 100.
Seeing them standing in a line with their bags, Tang Yu almost got the wrong idea.
"You four go accompany my big brother. It's his first time here, don't be too wild."
Qin Ming pointed to four of them, and the four girls immediately ran over giggling to sit around Tang Yu.
"Young Master Tang, shall I feed you drinks?"
"Young Master Tang, you must work out often, your arms are so firm. I work out often too, want to feel my abs?"
"Young Master Tang, what type of girls do you like?"
The girls were practically trying to sit on Tang Yu's lap, being as attentive as possible.
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