Elbow, Come Inside with Me

"Go ahead and hit me then, I'd like to see where you're going to strike," Wang Yixue said, rolling her eyes.

"Someone as cute as me would definitely cry for a long time if you punch me."

"No, wait—what exactly do you want? Just give me a straight answer," Tang Yu said, shaking his head vigorously with a heavy tone.

If this video gets out, he'd be absolutely done for!

Damn it, have you ever seen any antagonist survive after kissing the male protagonist's harem member?

Being a cuckold is no match for a pure love warrior!

"Come on, follow me into the room," Wang Yixue, who had already learned how to handle Tang Yu, was secretly delighted as she tugged at his arm.

"No... I definitely can't do that."

Tang Yu shook his head desperately, every cell in his body resisting.

"Don't make me do this the hard way, come on, follow me in."

"..."

Under Wang Yixue's repeated threats, Tang Yu eventually followed her into the room obediently.

[Whatever, it's just going into a room, better than having the video leaked.]

[If she tries anything funny, I swear I'll defend my chastity to the death.]

[How could a proper antagonist let himself be taken advantage of by the female lead?]

Hearing Tang Yu's mumblings, Wang Yixue was laughing hysterically inside.

This guy, what beautiful dreams he has!

Wang Yixue was absolutely one of the top socialites in Suzhou, perfect in every way without a single flaw to pick at.

However, her room was a different story altogether.

This was Tang Yu's first time in her private chamber.

The room was a mess, with things scattered everywhere and clothes thrown on both the bed and sofa.

Tang Yu glanced around and immediately spotted a pair of black panties.

[This woman's room is way too messy, throwing things everywhere.]

[Though those black stockings aren't bad, qipao with black stockings? I'm totally down for that.]

[Damn, there's even fishnet stockings? I don't like those, white stockings are way better.]

"Why is your room such a mess? Don't you let anyone clean it?" Tang Yu said coldly, deliberately putting on a stern face.

He refused to believe it—even dogs back home would avoid him.

How hard could it be to make a proud beauty hate him?

"I was just about to have someone clean it," Wang Yixue said with a charming smile, staring intently at Tang Yu.

"???"

Tang Yu was confused—she wanted him to clean the room?

"Hurry up, others would kill for a chance to clean my room, and besides, it's not like you haven't done it before. You helped me clean several times back in university!"

Wang Yixue smiled triumphantly, like a little fox who had successfully tricked a crow out of its meat.

"Just this once."

Tang Yu snorted coldly, deliberately maintaining a cold expression while helping to clean.

[It's just cleaning a room, better than doing other things.]

[But speaking of stockings, I wonder if they have foot odor? What if I catch something?]

[Better wash my hands thoroughly after this.]

Wang Yixue, who had been happily eavesdropping on his thoughts, suddenly darkened her expression.

You're the one with foot odor!

She snorted and asked, "During these years since our breakup, besides being Su Muyue's lapdog, have you been with any other girls?"

"I'm not Su Muyue's lapdog, that was just an act to make it easier for me to secretly date other girls. To be honest, I currently have four girlfriends."

Tang Yu knew women hated unfaithful men, so he didn't hesitate to smear his own reputation.

[Fooled you, didn't I? Do you think I'm disgusting now? Hilarious, I've been so busy being a lapdog these years, I haven't even touched a girl's hand!]

[If you're unhappy, just kick me out already. Remember, rich and handsome men like me can't be trusted!]

"Is that so? I never thought you'd be such a playboy. Seems I misjudged you."

Wang Yixue's expression brightened again.

"You definitely misjudged me. Even when I pursued you back then, it was just for fun."

Tang Yu provoked while skillfully folding the blanket.

[Alright, you can get angry now. Just kick me out already, why torture me like this?]

"Oh? So when you pursued me for fun back then, what did you see in me?"

"I saw that you were easy to fool," Tang Yu activated his taunt mode.

[It was because you were beautiful, had class, and a great figure. Who else would chase after you?]

"Hmph, you scumbag."

Wang Yixue pretended to be displeased, while internally bubbling with joy.

Words from the mouth might not be true.

But thoughts from the heart never lie!

This "scumbag" comment made Tang Yu's heart bloom with joy—this woman must really be fed up with him now.

He needed to find a way to anger her a bit more, make her mad enough to throw him out.

He might not know how to make women like him, but making them want to spit on him? That was easy.

His eyes rolled and locked onto a cute white bra.

[Time to show my true colors and act like a pervert. I'd like to see you not get disgusted by this!]

"Your taste isn't very good. Want me to personally help you pick out a few pieces?"

He deliberately picked it up with a lewd smile, turning to look at Wang Yixue.

"Click."

The sound of a camera shutter instantly rang out.

Wang Yixue sighed while holding her phone.

"Oops, accidentally took a photo. Just happened to preserve evidence of your crimes—kissing me and doing things like this. What's going to happen to my reputation as a young lady?"

"???"

Tang Yu was dumbfounded.

[What the hell, you're not following the script! Why are you taking photos?]

[Shouldn't you be calling me a pervert and telling me to get lost?]

[It's only been a few years, how did you become so devious? Wake up, this isn't your character setting!]

"Sigh, what should I do? My ex-boyfriend harassing me like this, if this gets out, I won't be able to show my face in public."

Wang Yixue sighed, her eyes curving into crescents from smiling.

Tang Yu was completely stunned.

Damn it, this definitely wasn't something the Wang Yixue from the original story would do!

"I was just joking, don't be like this."

Tang Yu sheepishly put down the underwear, properly folding it with the other laundry.

Fine, I give up. Will you let me be if I do nothing?

Laying low!

Originally planned to just avoid Ye Chen!

Now it seems I need to avoid these female leads too!

Wang Yixue happily whistled a couple of times.

With this leverage in hand, wouldn't he have to listen to her from now on?

Hehe, don't even think about running away.

"By the way, let's talk about something serious."

Seeing Tang Yu almost finished cleaning, Wang Yixue smiled and said, "I'm thinking of investing in new energy recently, what do you think?"

Tang Yu's eyes lit up—finally, she's getting to the point!

Although Ye Chen is an idiot, it doesn't stop me from playing matchmaker for him today!

That's right, I'm the number one antagonist who returns kindness for enmity!

The sooner you two start dating, the sooner I can retire and enjoy life!

"New energy? That's a great business! The business world in the next decade will definitely be dominated by new energy, and the government is strongly supporting it. Can't miss this opportunity."

He gave a thumbs up with an admiring face.

[Go ahead with the new energy project, believe in yourself, this project will definitely make big money.]

[That is, if the partner is reliable. Hilarious, they're partnering with Fals Company, right? That company is absolutely terrible.]

[When the project fails, that's when Ye Chen will make his entrance.]

[I see now, I understand. The plot is still on track. Wang Yixue's conflict with Ye Chen today is setting up for their emotional development.]

[After Ye Chen saves Wang Yixue, she'll definitely feel extremely guilty and fall in love with him. As expected of you, dog author, was this all within your calculations too?]