Shen Yuan let out a sigh.
I actually hesitated!
Although Yangzi trusts me so much right now, there’s a ninety-eight percent chance I could kill him without making a sound.
But…
What’s the difference between that remaining two percent and courting death?
If I’d done it at the beginning, maybe I would’ve already returned to Earth and been living the good life.
Unfortunately, if I did it now, Yangzi would at most give me a couple of scoldings. I still wouldn’t die.
So after all that trouble, I’d get nothing!
Besides, slow and steady wins the race. That’s the most sustainable way to go.
Draining the pond to catch the fish is never a good idea!
“Awesome!”
The corner of Shen Yuan’s mouth curled up as he looked at Chu Yang and Xiao Ce. “One hundred thousand!”
Chu Yang and Xiao Ce’s eyes went wide.
Holy crap, one hundred thousand?!
They’d only killed some piece of trash, yet they’d actually gained one hundred thousand villain points?
Holy crap!
The two exchanged a glance, blazing flames burning in their eyes.
Investigate!
They absolutely had to find other beings who were similarly blessed by fate!
If they were evil, they’d capture every last one of them and have Old Shen kill them.
Shen Yuan shrugged and walked over to Rong Yan. With a faint smile, he aimed his gun at her.
“Killing her should give me villain points too, right?”
Without the slightest hesitation, Shen Yuan fired.
Rong Yan was unconscious when she was sent straight to meet her maker.
“Ding! Congratulations, host. You have obtained twelve hundred villain points!”
The system spoke calmly.
Shen Yuan: “???”
That’s it?
“Ding! Yes!”
The system responded.
Shen Yuan: “…”
What a disappointment!
My mentality is getting more and more stable.
After the system blocked those so-called hormones for me, killing people isn’t a problem anymore!
Sigh!
What transmigrator waits until more than fifty chapters in before finally killing someone?
Shen Yuan turned and walked over to Lu Xiao, extending a hand.
Lu Xiao trembled in terror. “Brother Shen, Brother Shen, I didn’t see anything!”
“Really, I didn’t see a thing!”
Lu Xiao’s eyes welled up with tears. “Xiao Xun and I have only enjoyed a few peaceful days!”
“Brother Shen, I really didn’t see anything that happened today!”
“I didn’t see you blow Ling Zhantian’s head off with three shots!”
“I didn’t see you shoot Rong Yan either!”
Lu Xiao cried out as he trembled. “Brother Shen, calm down! You have to stay calm! We grew up together, remember? We grew up together!”
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. “You think I’m going to kill you to silence you?”
“No, no, no!”
Lu Xiao and Lu Yong shook their heads at the same time.
“Tch. Just look at your names together—you two are called ‘Xiaoyong,’ which means brave and valiant.”
“Do either of you look remotely brave and valiant?”
Shen Yuan chuckled. “Don’t be afraid!”
Lu Xiao and Lu Yong: Don’t be afraid my ass!
You’re so calm after killing people!
Anyone could tell you were a seasoned killer!
The people who’d died at your hands probably numbered at least a hundred, if not a thousand!
Shen Yuan took out his identification card and tossed it to Lu Xiao.
Lu Xiao opened it in a daze, glanced at the card, then looked at Shen Yuan.
“Brother Shen, is this thing real?” Lu Xiao asked curiously.
“Of course it is!”
Shen Yuan snorted. He snatched the card back, then extended his hand. “Get up.”
Only then did Lu Xiao take Shen Yuan’s hand and stand.
Lu Xiao: (✪ω✪)(～￣▽￣)～
“Hahahaha!”
This idiot planted his hands on his hips and burst into manic laughter.
“My childhood buddy Brother Shen, you can kill people without breaking the law!”
“Hahaha!”
“From this day forward…”
“I hereby declare that I’m the richest second-generation heir in all of Magic City!”
“Brother Shen, I, Xiao, have drifted for half my life and never found a worthy lord. If you do not cast me aside…”
“I, Xiao, am willing to acknowledge you as my adoptive father!”
Lu Xiao cupped his fists, then threw his arms around Shen Yuan’s leg. “Mwah, mwah, mwah~~”
He kissed it three times in a row!
Shen Yuan shuddered. His thigh muscles twitched involuntarily, immediately launching Lu Xiao into the air.
“This isn’t a leg! This is a mighty divine leg!”
Even after being flung away, Lu Xiao continued howling, “Brother Shen, you are my eternal god!”
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. “Enough. If you run into any trouble in the future, come to me. If I can’t solve it, I’ll have you go to Xiao Ce!”
“That guy Xiao Ce…”
He pointed at Xiao Ce. “He’s the God of War of the borderlands! He can kill anyone at the provincial level or below whenever he wants!”
A blazing fire ignited in Lu Xiao’s eyes.
“Xiao Ce? The God of War?”
“Brother Xiao! God Xiao!”
“You’re Brother Shen’s friend, which makes you my great-uncle!”
Lu Xiao laughed heartily.
Xiao Ce’s face twitched. He pointed at his own head. “Has this guy been scared stupid?”
Shen Yuan really couldn’t stand watching anymore.
He’d always thought he himself was shameless enough.
But Lu Xiao was even more shameless than he was!
“Enough.”
Shen Yuan nudged Lu Xiao with his foot. “As for the security guard whose arm was broken, arrange the best hospital room and the best doctor for him!”
“And since he’s our number-one security guard, promote him to deputy captain!”
“Give him a million as a bonus!”
“Give everyone else two hundred thousand each!”
Shen Yuan continued, “Make sure it actually gets done. Understand?”
Lu Xiao nodded frantically. “No problem, Brother Shen!”
The security guards suddenly raised their heads, their eyes filled with boundless light.
Loyalty!
President Shen!
Our hearts belong to loyalty alone!
“Uh, Brother Shen, why don’t you kill the captain too while you’re at it?” Lu Xiao asked with a sly grin.
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. “Get lost!”
“He’s just an ordinary person. Can’t you deal with him yourself?”
“Wouldn’t making him wish he were dead be better than killing him?”
Shen Yuan smiled. “Oh, right. One should spare others whenever possible.”
Lu Xiao: “…”
You blew their heads off with a single shot, and now you’re telling me to spare others whenever possible?
Why didn’t you spare them, then?
“I’ll stay behind and deal with things,” Xiao Ce said with a smile. “Old Shen, did you think killing them was the end of it?”
“We still have to clean up the mess!”
Xiao Ce stretched lazily. “If Xiao Linzi weren’t busy right now, he’d be the best person for the job.”
That guy was a professional at killing, robbing, ambushing people, and knocking them out from behind. He did every kind of vile thing imaginable!
He was the perfect person to clean up the aftermath!
“Then I’ll leave it to you, Cezi!”
“Please take good care of my childhood buddy. There’s something wrong with his head!”
Shen Yuan stretched and called out to Chu Yang, “Yangzi, let’s go!”
Chu Yang walked over with a smile. “Let me do the killing next time, okay?”
The two left together.
Xiao Ce sighed. Forget it.
Who asked him to be their superior?
He had to spoil the two of them!
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan continued teasing each other as they left the Lu Group.
“By the way, Yangzi…”
“How many people have you killed?”
Shen Yuan asked curiously.
Chu Yang: “…”
“I don’t remember!”
“If it’s not ten million, then it’s at least a million.”
Chu Yang leaned back in his seat with both hands behind his head. “Sigh, the past is too painful to recall!”
“Oh, you still haven’t told me how you died.”
Shen Yuan drove casually. “Did your wife cheat on you?”
Chu Yang’s breathing hitched.
ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3
Waaah!
I really was cheated on!
“What’s wrong?” Shen Yuan asked curiously. “Your breathing suddenly became irregular!”
“Don’t tell me I guessed right?”
Shen Yuan abruptly turned his head, his eyes gleaming with gossip.
Chu Yang said irritably, “Watch the road while you drive!”
Shen Yuan burst out laughing. “Looks like I guessed right!”
“Shut up…”
Chu Yang snorted coldly.
“I wasn’t waiting for snow. I was waiting for lots and lots of money…”
At that moment, his phone rang, and Chu Yang finally let out a sigh of relief.
Now he had an excuse to change the subject.
“Hello?”
Chu Yang answered the call.
In the next instant, his expression turned deathly still. An indescribable fury seemed ready to burn the entire world to ashes.
“Take me to Magic City University!”
Chu Yang’s expression was eerily calm.
Shen Yuan froze. “What happened?”
“Yiyi… is dead!”
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
