"You're no Dragon King, you're just a cheap dog!" Xiao Ce roasted him.
Lin Yu: ヽ(ー_ー)ノ
I can't beat you right now, so I'll bear with it!
"Since you don't have a place to stay for now, want to crash at my place for a bit?" Shen Yuan said with a grin.
Lin Yu exhaled, "Alright, Young Master Shen, thanks!"
"You little mutt, aren't you going to thank me?" Xiao Ce rolled his eyes.
"Thank you, Brother Ce!" Lin Yu said helplessly.
"Right, don't leave just yet, come with me to get registered!" Xiao Ce dragged Lin Yu away.
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan followed suit.
"What registration!?" Shen Yuan asked curiously.
Xiao Ce smiled, "Registration for martial artists!"
"Huh!?" Chu Yang and Shen Yuan looked completely bewildered.
Martial artists had to register!?
"Since ancient times, martial artists have always broken the law with their strength."
The group walked out together.
Everyone turned their gaze in unison toward the Tang family.
Old Madam Tang's blood pressure spiked, her face turned bruised and purple, and she collapsed headfirst onto the ground.
It was likely a sudden cerebral hemorrhage.
Mother Tang hurriedly rushed over.
Tang Mengxin knelt on the ground, crying her eyes out.
Tang Mengyao let out a sigh.
If they had known it would end up like this, why act that way in the beginning?
As expected, brother-in-law, no!
Brother Lin!
Goodbye, Brother Lin!
May the rest of your life be peaceful and well!
...
"Martial artists break the law with their strength. If they don't register..."
"When the time comes and a martial artist kills someone, it won't be easy for the Law Enforcement Bureau to track them down!"
The group strolled along, got into the car, and Xiao Ce began explaining to Shen Yuan.
"Therefore, all martial artists in Huaxia are registered!"
"It makes management easier!"
Xiao Ce smiled radiantly.
"I get it!"
Shen Yuan raised his hand, "It's like the legendary Dragon Group from the novels!"
"Why do I feel like it's more like Bureau 749?" Chu Yang chimed in casually.
"No!"
Xiao Ce waved his hand, "Bureau 749 actually exists, but that's strictly a department for researching the supernatural world and human superpowers!"
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "Holy shit, that actually exists?"
Lin Yu nodded, "Of course it does. I can see your cultivation levels are pretty good, don't tell me you guys didn't know?"
"Know my ass!"
Shen Yuan scoffed, "I was just a normal person a few days ago!"
Lin Yu was stunned, his face full of suspicion. "A normal person a few days ago? Young Master Shen, your cultivation is even higher than mine, and you're telling me you were a normal person a few days ago?"
"What, did you cultivate to become an immortal?"
Lin Yu found it somewhat amusing and said, "It's not like I'm a blabbermouth."
"He really was a normal person!"
Xiao Ce said, "Let's not talk about that for now..."
"Besides Bureau 749, there's Bureau 789!"
"Bureau 749 specializes in research, while our Bureau 789..."
"Specializes in handling these incidents."
Xiao Ce counted on his fingers, "It mainly manages martial artists, espers, and the like, as well as handling supernatural events that ordinary military and police forces can't cope with."
"For example, cross-border assassinations by martial artists, foreign esper invasions, paranormal events, and so on."
Xiao Ce smiled, "That is our Bureau 789!"
"Me!" Lin Yu raised his hand, "I am the Hall Master of the Dragon King Hall, a foreign underground faction. According to the rules, upon entering Huaxia, I must register!"
"Fuck!" Xiao Ce grabbed Lin Yu's wrist, "You knew about the registration, and you still didn't fucking go?"
"You just have to make things difficult for me, don't you?"
Xiao Ce sneered coldly, "Believe it or not, I'll torture it out of you?"
"Brother Ce, Brother Ce!"
Lin Yu said with a grin, "I just had some special circumstances."
"Your circumstances sure are special." Xiao Ce rolled his eyes, "You disappeared for three years, I thought you croaked!"
"And it turns out you ran off to get married!"
"And you were a live-in son-in-law for three years!"
"A simp for three years!"
"And you call yourself a Dragon King?"
"What kind of Dragon King are you!"
Xiao Ce snapped, his face showing a look of disappointment at someone failing to meet expectations, "I really want to slap you twice!"
Lin Yu: "..."
"If only you had found a wife like Zhihan..."
"Then I wouldn't have said anything to you!"
Xiao Ce raised an eyebrow.
"Can you stop showing off your wife!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes, "We're discussing business here!"
Lin Yu: "????"
"Wait, you're married?" Lin Yu was stunned.
"Yeah, my daughter is over five years old!" Xiao Ce said.
Lin Yu: Holy shit!
You got cuckolded!?
Or did you marry a widow?
Three years ago, I remember you were still single as a dog!
And now, three years later, you have a wife and a five-year-old daughter...
Motherfucker!
The Frontier God of War got cuckolded!
Someone ruined a military marriage, is anyone going to do something about this!
"Where were we? Oh right, Bureau 789!"
"The full name of Bureau 789 is..."
"Hold on, let me check!"
Xiao Ce patted his pockets and pulled out a black ID card.
"Supernatural Combat Power Special Operations Abnormal Event Investigation and Handling Attack and Defense Logistics Support Administration Bureau!"
Xiao Ce muttered.
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "..."
Who came up with this name!
Who the fuck could remember that!
"Therefore, it's abbreviated as Bureau 789!"
Xiao Ce said directly, as if he knew what they were thinking.
"Why is it called Bureau 789?"
Chu Yang asked curiously, "The name doesn't sound good!"
"Founded in September '78!"
Xiao Ce said quietly.
Everyone: "..."
What a simple and crude name!
Shen Yuan reached out his hand to Xiao Ce, "Let me take a look!"
Xiao Ce handed the ID to Shen Yuan, "This ID can be swiped at any Law Enforcement Bureau or relevant department's card reader!"
"Do you see the black stripe on it?"
Xiao Ce explained casually, "This was set up specifically for our line of work."
Shen Yuan stared at the ID, falling into deep thought.
Cardholder: Xiao Ce.
Bureau Director.
Rank: Major General!
Possesses the authority to execute provincial-level and below officials, as well as civilians, on the spot for treason.
At the very bottom was the steel seal of the... Supernatural Combat Power Special Operations Abnormal Event Investigation and Handling Attack and Defense Logistics Support Administration Bureau!
Shen Yuan: "..."
"A license to kill?"
Shen Yuan said in astonishment.
Xiao Ce nodded, "You could say that!"
"However, generally, those who can join have pretty good temperaments and aren't bloodthirsty!"
"Those who are killed are basically all scumbags!"
Xiao Ce smiled, "What, you want one?"
Shen Yuan chuckled softly.
As expected, I am getting very close to this license to kill!
Then...
What about Uncle Gou?
Why would Uncle Gou know about it?
Was the license to kill he mentioned referring to the Bureau 789 ID?
But why would Uncle Gou know?
What secrets does Uncle Gou have hidden behind him?
"I want one alright, but..."
Chu Yang said casually.
"But what!"
Xiao Ce smiled, "At Bureau 789, the lowest level clerk has an annual salary of a million!"
Chu Yang: "..."
"With your cultivation level, after joining, you'd generally be at the same rank as me. If you break through earlier than I do, you might even rank above me!"
"The annual salary starts at at least fifty million!"
Xiao Ce smiled faintly.
Chu Yang: (～￣▽￣)～
"We aren't short on money!"
Shen Yuan smiled and threw an arm around Chu Yang's shoulder. "This is my own brother!"
"After all, my brother turned down the twenty-five percent stake in the Shen Group that I offered him!"
"What does that tell you?"
"It means he treats money like dirt!"
Shen Yuan gave a crooked smirk. "And you're trying to buy us off with cash?"
Lin Yu's mouth twitched.
"Hold on a second..."
"Why does your smirk look exactly like mine?"
That is my signature smile!
Shen Yuan gave another crooked smirk.
I want the power, but I really don't want to deal with the actual responsibilities...
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
