"You're no Dragon King, you're just a cheap dog!" Xiao Ce roasted him.
Lin Yu: ヽ(ー_ー)ノ
I can't beat you right now, so I'll bear with it!
"Since you don't have a place to stay for now, want to crash at my place for a bit?" Shen Yuan said with a grin.
Lin Yu exhaled, "Alright, Young Master Shen, thanks!"
"You little mutt, aren't you going to thank me?" Xiao Ce rolled his eyes.
"Thank you, Brother Ce!" Lin Yu said helplessly.
"Right, don't leave just yet, come with me to get registered!" Xiao Ce dragged Lin Yu away.
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan followed suit.
"What registration!?" Shen Yuan asked curiously.
Xiao Ce smiled, "Registration for martial artists!"
"Huh!?" Chu Yang and Shen Yuan looked completely bewildered.
Martial artists had to register!?
"Since ancient times, martial artists have always broken the law with their strength."
The group walked out together.
Everyone turned their gaze in unison toward the Tang family.
Old Madam Tang's blood pressure spiked, her face turned bruised and purple, and she collapsed headfirst onto the ground.
It was likely a sudden cerebral hemorrhage.
Mother Tang hurriedly rushed over.
Tang Mengxin knelt on the ground, crying her eyes out.
Tang Mengyao let out a sigh.
If they had known it would end up like this, why act that way in the beginning?
As expected, brother-in-law, no!
Brother Lin!
Goodbye, Brother Lin!
May the rest of your life be peaceful and well!
...
"Martial artists break the law with their strength. If they don't register..."
"When the time comes and a martial artist kills someone, it won't be easy for the Law Enforcement Bureau to track them down!"
The group strolled along, got into the car, and Xiao Ce began explaining to Shen Yuan.
"Therefore, all martial artists in Huaxia are registered!"
"It makes management easier!"
Xiao Ce smiled radiantly.
"I get it!"
Shen Yuan raised his hand, "It's like the legendary Dragon Group from the novels!"
"Why do I feel like it's more like Bureau 749?" Chu Yang chimed in casually.
"No!"
Xiao Ce waved his hand, "Bureau 749 actually exists, but that's strictly a department for researching the supernatural world and human superpowers!"
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "Holy shit, that actually exists?"
Lin Yu nodded, "Of course it does. I can see your cultivation levels are pretty good, don't tell me you guys didn't know?"
"Know my ass!"
Shen Yuan scoffed, "I was just a normal person a few days ago!"
Lin Yu was stunned, his face full of suspicion. "A normal person a few days ago? Young Master Shen, your cultivation is even higher than mine, and you're telling me you were a normal person a few days ago?"
"What, did you cultivate to become an immortal?"
Lin Yu found it somewhat amusing and said, "It's not like I'm a blabbermouth."
"He really was a normal person!"
Xiao Ce said, "Let's not talk about that for now..."
"Besides Bureau 749, there's Bureau 789!"
"Bureau 749 specializes in research, while our Bureau 789..."
"Specializes in handling these incidents."
Xiao Ce counted on his fingers, "It mainly manages martial artists, espers, and the like, as well as handling supernatural events that ordinary military and police forces can't cope with."
"For example, cross-border assassinations by martial artists, foreign esper invasions, paranormal events, and so on."
Xiao Ce smiled, "That is our Bureau 789!"
"Me!" Lin Yu raised his hand, "I am the Hall Master of the Dragon King Hall, a foreign underground faction. According to the rules, upon entering Huaxia, I must register!"
"Fuck!" Xiao Ce grabbed Lin Yu's wrist, "You knew about the registration, and you still didn't fucking go?"
"You just have to make things difficult for me, don't you?"
Xiao Ce sneered coldly, "Believe it or not, I'll torture it out of you?"
"Brother Ce, Brother Ce!"
Lin Yu said with a grin, "I just had some special circumstances."
"Your circumstances sure are special." Xiao Ce rolled his eyes, "You disappeared for three years, I thought you croaked!"
"And it turns out you ran off to get married!"
"And you were a live-in son-in-law for three years!"
"A simp for three years!"
"And you call yourself a Dragon King?"
"What kind of Dragon King are you!"
Xiao Ce snapped, his face showing a look of disappointment at someone failing to meet expectations, "I really want to slap you twice!"
Lin Yu: "..."
"If only you had found a wife like Zhihan..."
"Then I wouldn't have said anything to you!"
Xiao Ce raised an eyebrow.
"Can you stop showing off your wife!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes, "We're discussing business here!"
Lin Yu: "????"
"Wait, you're married?" Lin Yu was stunned.
"Yeah, my daughter is over five years old!" Xiao Ce said.
Lin Yu: Holy shit!
You got cuckolded!?
Or did you marry a widow?
Three years ago, I remember you were still single as a dog!
And now, three years later, you have a wife and a five-year-old daughter...
Motherfucker!
The Frontier God of War got cuckolded!
Someone ruined a military marriage, is anyone going to do something about this!
"Where were we? Oh right, Bureau 789!"
"The full name of Bureau 789 is..."
"Hold on, let me check!"
Xiao Ce patted his pockets and pulled out a black ID card.
"Supernatural Combat Power Special Operations Abnormal Event Investigation and Handling Attack and Defense Logistics Support Administration Bureau!"
Xiao Ce muttered.
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "..."
Who came up with this name!
Who the fuck could remember that!
"Therefore, it's abbreviated as Bureau 789!"
Xiao Ce said directly, as if he knew what they were thinking.
"Why is it called Bureau 789?"
Chu Yang asked curiously, "The name doesn't sound good!"
"Founded in September '78!"
Xiao Ce said quietly.
Everyone: "..."
What a simple and crude name!
Shen Yuan reached out his hand to Xiao Ce, "Let me take a look!"
Xiao Ce handed the ID to Shen Yuan, "This ID can be swiped at any Law Enforcement Bureau or relevant department's card reader!"
"Do you see the black stripe on it?"
Xiao Ce explained casually, "This was set up specifically for our line of work."
Shen Yuan stared at the ID, falling into deep thought.
Cardholder: Xiao Ce.
Bureau Director.
Rank: Major General!
Possesses the authority to execute provincial-level and below officials, as well as civilians, on the spot for treason.
At the very bottom was the steel seal of the... Supernatural Combat Power Special Operations Abnormal Event Investigation and Handling Attack and Defense Logistics Support Administration Bureau!
Shen Yuan: "..."
"A license to kill?"
Shen Yuan said in astonishment.
Xiao Ce nodded, "You could say that!"
"However, generally, those who can join have pretty good temperaments and aren't bloodthirsty!"
"Those who are killed are basically all scumbags!"
Xiao Ce smiled, "What, you want one?"
Shen Yuan chuckled softly.
As expected, I am getting very close to this license to kill!
Then...
What about Uncle Gou?
Why would Uncle Gou know about it?
Was the license to kill he mentioned referring to the Bureau 789 ID?
But why would Uncle Gou know?
What secrets does Uncle Gou have hidden behind him?
"I want one alright, but..."
Chu Yang said casually.
"But what!"
Xiao Ce smiled, "At Bureau 789, the lowest level clerk has an annual salary of a million!"
Chu Yang: "..."
"With your cultivation level, after joining, you'd generally be at the same rank as me. If you break through earlier than I do, you might even rank above me!"
"The annual salary starts at at least fifty million!"
Xiao Ce smiled faintly.
Chu Yang: (～￣▽￣)～
"We aren't short on money!"
Shen Yuan smiled and threw an arm around Chu Yang's shoulder. "This is my own brother!"
"After all, my brother turned down the twenty-five percent stake in the Shen Group that I offered him!"
"What does that tell you?"
"It means he treats money like dirt!"
Shen Yuan gave a crooked smirk. "And you're trying to buy us off with cash?"
Lin Yu's mouth twitched.
"Hold on a second..."
"Why does your smirk look exactly like mine?"
That is my signature smile!
Shen Yuan gave another crooked smirk.
I want the power, but I really don't want to deal with the actual responsibilities...
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
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] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
