"What the hell does your birthday have to do with me!"
"Find someone else if you want to celebrate your birthday!"
"Damn it, where did you get my phone number?"
Shen Yuan snapped in annoyance, then glanced at Special Assistant Lin's file.
Thank goodness, thank goodness...
It wasn't Jiang Anran; even their birthdays were different!
I can't keep muddling along like this...
I need to find Xiao Ce!
I want him to make a move for me, to kill everyone in the world for me!
"It's me, Miaomiao!"
The female voice said aggrievedly.
"I don't know any Miaomiao!"
Shen Yuan snorted coldly. "If you call me again, assuming this isn't a scam call, I'll just call the police!"
"Shen Yuan, you have no heart!"
The female voice cried out again.
Shen Yuan hurriedly touched his chest over his heart.
Scared me to death. My heart is still beating quite vigorously.
"I've heard that phrase enough for one day!"
Shen Yuan sighed, feeling as if he had nothing left to live for.
Boohoo!
Uncle Gou, I want to go home!
I really am not suited for the giant melting pot of society; I'm only suited to loaf around and wait for death!
I'm never coming to the company again!
To the campus!
I can meet the Chosen One on campus too!
Although they might be a bit brain-dead, but... they definitely won't make me feel this desperate!
"I'm Chi Miaomiao!"
The female voice seemed equally desperate. "Shen Yuan, give me half a million!"
Click!
Shen Yuan hung up the phone directly and then blocked the number.
"I don't know if it's a scam or what!"
Shen Yuan curled his lip. "Chi Miaomiao, and I'm Li Miaomiao. Why not say Uncle Gou is named Gou Miaomiao!"
"Listen to that, sounding like I abandoned her after playing with her feelings. Am I some kind of scumbag?"
Shen Yuan scoffed.
"President Shen, aren't you?" Special Assistant Lin smiled slightly.
Shen Yuan gave him a side-eye. "You really want to change bosses, don't you!"
"Boss, I was wrong!"
Special Assistant Lin instantly stood at attention.
"Buy me a gun!"
Shen Yuan said grimly.
"Ah!?"
Special Assistant Lin jumped in fright. "President Shen, firearms are strictly regulated in our country!"
"You are still young, please don't go down the path of crime!"
"Most importantly..."
"You're not planning to shoot me, are you?"
Special Assistant Lin raised his hands innocently in a gesture of surrender.
Shen Yuan's eyes widened like brass bells...
"President Shen, if you insist..."
Special Assistant Lin pulled out his phone. "I'm going to call the police!"
Shen Yuan: "..."
"I happen to have downloaded some legal regulations and cases here. How about you take a look?"
Special Assistant Lin offered his phone.
"Get out of here!"
Shen Yuan was exasperated.
Special Assistant Lin smiled slightly. "President Shen, still breathing?"
"Good enough for the grave!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand, exhaling a breath. "Forget it, joking around with you made me feel much more relaxed!"
"Brother, thank you!"
Shen Yuan said to Special Assistant Lin.
"Don't call me brother!" Special Assistant Lin raised an eyebrow. "I'm just a special assistant!"
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes and said in annoyance, "It's rare for me to be sentimental, yet you made me fail so completely!"
Special Assistant Lin laughed heartily.
"I'm leaving!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand and was about to go.
Special Assistant Lin...
He wasn't an ordinary person. To be precise, he was the original owner's childhood friend.
After all, the original owner's family wasn't that wealthy in the beginning...
When they first started investing, the original owner and Special Assistant Lin lived right across from each other.
The two of them played well together!
Later, the original owner moved away, but the two met again in middle school.
One was a top student, and the other was an academic god.
Well, the academic god referred to Special Assistant Lin.
Later, the original owner moved away again!
As a result, they met again in high school!
Special Assistant Lin was three years older than the original owner!
So, he had called him brother since they were young!
The original owner wasn't an ungrateful wretch either. Although he inexplicably became a villain, he was quite good to Special Assistant Lin!
After Special Assistant Lin graduated, he was directly pulled into the family group by the original owner.
He was personally trained by Uncle Gou!
It was just this title that he seemed unwilling to change, saying something about avoiding suspicion in the company.
He insisted on calling him President Shen.
"I'll take you to the food stalls for charcoal-grilled squid some other day."
Shen Yuan smiled and turned to leave.
"Wait, President Shen, hold on..."
"You actually seem to know Chi Miaomiao!"
Special Assistant Lin slapped his forehead and hurriedly called out.
"Bullshit, I don't know her!"
Shen Yuan said.
"The daughter of your previous private chauffeur!"
Special Assistant Lin shouted. "Three years ago, he resigned!"
Shen Yuan's footsteps suddenly stopped.
Chi Miaomiao...
Chauffeur?
Lao Chi?!
Smashing a fist into his palm, Shen Yuan remembered. "That's right, that's right. Lao Chi's daughter is named Chi Miaomiao!"
I almost completely forgot.
"But..."
Shen Yuan frowned deeply. "What's with Chi Miaomiao's tone of being abandoned after being toyed with?"
"And why is she asking me for half a million?"
"What the hell does her birthday have to do with me!"
Shen Yuan pursed his lips. "Special Assistant Lin, look into Lao Chi's current situation!"
"Okay!"
Special Assistant Lin nodded and immediately started making calls.
Shen Yuan went back to sit in his boss's chair.
He didn't plan on leaving anymore.
Life... is just so messed up!
If worse comes to worst...
Just buy me a gun!
After a few phone calls, Special Assistant Lin's expression turned grim.
"President Shen, something happened to Lao Chi!"
Special Assistant Lin said. "Type A aortic dissection and aortic aneurysm!"
"The entire surgery will cost over half a million!"
Special Assistant Lin looked at Shen Yuan.
Shen Yuan slapped his thigh. "So, Chi Miaomiao called me asking for money for her dad?"
"But..."
"Is she brain-dead?"
"Can't she speak properly?"
"Starting off with a tone like I'm a heartless scumbag, I really want to smack her to death!"
"And if her dad is in trouble, why start off spouting so much nonsense?"
"Even saying I have no heart, what a load of crap!"
"Where are they? Let's go take a look!"
Shen Yuan said hurriedly.
"Okay!"
Special Assistant Lin nodded. "I'll go arrange a car right now! Do you need me to go over as well?"
"Nonsense, if you don't go, who's going to pay the hospital bills for him?"
"You can't expect me to run up and down, can you?"
Shen Yuan shrugged.
"Understood!"
Special Assistant Lin walked out, making a few phone calls along the way to delay meetings and such.
Shen Yuan: "..."
The people around me all act like domineering CEOs!
And me... I'm looking more and more like a delicate flower!
They're pitying me more and more!
Sigh!
Getting into the car, Shen Yuan rubbed his temples.
The chauffeur, Lao Chi, was a dedicated and responsible man!
About five years ago, the original chauffeur reached retirement age and retired!
The old man found a new chauffeur, which was Lao Chi.
He was a single father.
He was quite honest and hardworking.
With a wave of his hand, the old man let him stay in the servant's quarters nearby, and conveniently brought his daughter, Chi Miaomiao, over as well.
Three years ago, Lao Chi said his mother in the countryside was sick...
He needed to go back to take care of her, so he resigned.
Then he left with Chi Miaomiao.
As for his impression of Chi Miaomiao...
After pondering for a long time, Shen Yuan came to a conclusion.
Well...
She was a servant who couldn't exactly be called useful!
Perhaps because of her humble upbringing...
Chi Miaomiao was very perceptive.
When I was thirsty, she cooked!
When I was hungry, she handed me water!
When I was sleepy, she recited textbook passages!
When I was wide awake and full of energy, she would play English cassette tapes!
She really did take care of every single aspect of my daily life...
It's just that...
It left a little to be desired!
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
