"What the hell does your birthday have to do with me!"
"Find someone else if you want to celebrate your birthday!"
"Damn it, where did you get my phone number?"
Shen Yuan snapped in annoyance, then glanced at Special Assistant Lin's file.
Thank goodness, thank goodness...
It wasn't Jiang Anran; even their birthdays were different!
I can't keep muddling along like this...
I need to find Xiao Ce!
I want him to make a move for me, to kill everyone in the world for me!
"It's me, Miaomiao!"
The female voice said aggrievedly.
"I don't know any Miaomiao!"
Shen Yuan snorted coldly. "If you call me again, assuming this isn't a scam call, I'll just call the police!"
"Shen Yuan, you have no heart!"
The female voice cried out again.
Shen Yuan hurriedly touched his chest over his heart.
Scared me to death. My heart is still beating quite vigorously.
"I've heard that phrase enough for one day!"
Shen Yuan sighed, feeling as if he had nothing left to live for.
Boohoo!
Uncle Gou, I want to go home!
I really am not suited for the giant melting pot of society; I'm only suited to loaf around and wait for death!
I'm never coming to the company again!
To the campus!
I can meet the Chosen One on campus too!
Although they might be a bit brain-dead, but... they definitely won't make me feel this desperate!
"I'm Chi Miaomiao!"
The female voice seemed equally desperate. "Shen Yuan, give me half a million!"
Click!
Shen Yuan hung up the phone directly and then blocked the number.
"I don't know if it's a scam or what!"
Shen Yuan curled his lip. "Chi Miaomiao, and I'm Li Miaomiao. Why not say Uncle Gou is named Gou Miaomiao!"
"Listen to that, sounding like I abandoned her after playing with her feelings. Am I some kind of scumbag?"
Shen Yuan scoffed.
"President Shen, aren't you?" Special Assistant Lin smiled slightly.
Shen Yuan gave him a side-eye. "You really want to change bosses, don't you!"
"Boss, I was wrong!"
Special Assistant Lin instantly stood at attention.
"Buy me a gun!"
Shen Yuan said grimly.
"Ah!?"
Special Assistant Lin jumped in fright. "President Shen, firearms are strictly regulated in our country!"
"You are still young, please don't go down the path of crime!"
"Most importantly..."
"You're not planning to shoot me, are you?"
Special Assistant Lin raised his hands innocently in a gesture of surrender.
Shen Yuan's eyes widened like brass bells...
"President Shen, if you insist..."
Special Assistant Lin pulled out his phone. "I'm going to call the police!"
Shen Yuan: "..."
"I happen to have downloaded some legal regulations and cases here. How about you take a look?"
Special Assistant Lin offered his phone.
"Get out of here!"
Shen Yuan was exasperated.
Special Assistant Lin smiled slightly. "President Shen, still breathing?"
"Good enough for the grave!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand, exhaling a breath. "Forget it, joking around with you made me feel much more relaxed!"
"Brother, thank you!"
Shen Yuan said to Special Assistant Lin.
"Don't call me brother!" Special Assistant Lin raised an eyebrow. "I'm just a special assistant!"
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes and said in annoyance, "It's rare for me to be sentimental, yet you made me fail so completely!"
Special Assistant Lin laughed heartily.
"I'm leaving!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand and was about to go.
Special Assistant Lin...
He wasn't an ordinary person. To be precise, he was the original owner's childhood friend.
After all, the original owner's family wasn't that wealthy in the beginning...
When they first started investing, the original owner and Special Assistant Lin lived right across from each other.
The two of them played well together!
Later, the original owner moved away, but the two met again in middle school.
One was a top student, and the other was an academic god.
Well, the academic god referred to Special Assistant Lin.
Later, the original owner moved away again!
As a result, they met again in high school!
Special Assistant Lin was three years older than the original owner!
So, he had called him brother since they were young!
The original owner wasn't an ungrateful wretch either. Although he inexplicably became a villain, he was quite good to Special Assistant Lin!
After Special Assistant Lin graduated, he was directly pulled into the family group by the original owner.
He was personally trained by Uncle Gou!
It was just this title that he seemed unwilling to change, saying something about avoiding suspicion in the company.
He insisted on calling him President Shen.
"I'll take you to the food stalls for charcoal-grilled squid some other day."
Shen Yuan smiled and turned to leave.
"Wait, President Shen, hold on..."
"You actually seem to know Chi Miaomiao!"
Special Assistant Lin slapped his forehead and hurriedly called out.
"Bullshit, I don't know her!"
Shen Yuan said.
"The daughter of your previous private chauffeur!"
Special Assistant Lin shouted. "Three years ago, he resigned!"
Shen Yuan's footsteps suddenly stopped.
Chi Miaomiao...
Chauffeur?
Lao Chi?!
Smashing a fist into his palm, Shen Yuan remembered. "That's right, that's right. Lao Chi's daughter is named Chi Miaomiao!"
I almost completely forgot.
"But..."
Shen Yuan frowned deeply. "What's with Chi Miaomiao's tone of being abandoned after being toyed with?"
"And why is she asking me for half a million?"
"What the hell does her birthday have to do with me!"
Shen Yuan pursed his lips. "Special Assistant Lin, look into Lao Chi's current situation!"
"Okay!"
Special Assistant Lin nodded and immediately started making calls.
Shen Yuan went back to sit in his boss's chair.
He didn't plan on leaving anymore.
Life... is just so messed up!
If worse comes to worst...
Just buy me a gun!
After a few phone calls, Special Assistant Lin's expression turned grim.
"President Shen, something happened to Lao Chi!"
Special Assistant Lin said. "Type A aortic dissection and aortic aneurysm!"
"The entire surgery will cost over half a million!"
Special Assistant Lin looked at Shen Yuan.
Shen Yuan slapped his thigh. "So, Chi Miaomiao called me asking for money for her dad?"
"But..."
"Is she brain-dead?"
"Can't she speak properly?"
"Starting off with a tone like I'm a heartless scumbag, I really want to smack her to death!"
"And if her dad is in trouble, why start off spouting so much nonsense?"
"Even saying I have no heart, what a load of crap!"
"Where are they? Let's go take a look!"
Shen Yuan said hurriedly.
"Okay!"
Special Assistant Lin nodded. "I'll go arrange a car right now! Do you need me to go over as well?"
"Nonsense, if you don't go, who's going to pay the hospital bills for him?"
"You can't expect me to run up and down, can you?"
Shen Yuan shrugged.
"Understood!"
Special Assistant Lin walked out, making a few phone calls along the way to delay meetings and such.
Shen Yuan: "..."
The people around me all act like domineering CEOs!
And me... I'm looking more and more like a delicate flower!
They're pitying me more and more!
Sigh!
Getting into the car, Shen Yuan rubbed his temples.
The chauffeur, Lao Chi, was a dedicated and responsible man!
About five years ago, the original chauffeur reached retirement age and retired!
The old man found a new chauffeur, which was Lao Chi.
He was a single father.
He was quite honest and hardworking.
With a wave of his hand, the old man let him stay in the servant's quarters nearby, and conveniently brought his daughter, Chi Miaomiao, over as well.
Three years ago, Lao Chi said his mother in the countryside was sick...
He needed to go back to take care of her, so he resigned.
Then he left with Chi Miaomiao.
As for his impression of Chi Miaomiao...
After pondering for a long time, Shen Yuan came to a conclusion.
Well...
She was a servant who couldn't exactly be called useful!
Perhaps because of her humble upbringing...
Chi Miaomiao was very perceptive.
When I was thirsty, she cooked!
When I was hungry, she handed me water!
When I was sleepy, she recited textbook passages!
When I was wide awake and full of energy, she would play English cassette tapes!
She really did take care of every single aspect of my daily life...
It's just that...
It left a little to be desired!
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
