"What the hell?!"
Xiao Ce's voice instantly pitched up. "A Chosen One who's part of the underworld?"
"Holy shit!"
"What era are we in? There are still protagonists like this?"
"Which dog-shit author wrote such a brain-dead plot?"
Xiao Ce cursed angrily.
"Calm down, calm down!"
"At least it's better than those authors who write romance with drug dealers!"
"Don't swear!"
Shen Yuan said mildly.
Xiao Ce: "..."
That... actually makes sense!
"Leave it to me to handle!"
Xiao Ce's tone was firm. "I just got transferred back. Although this stuff might not necessarily fall under my jurisdiction..."
"By the way, is that Ling Zhantian you mentioned an ordinary person, or a martial artist like us?"
Xiao Ce asked curiously.
"The information I saw from the system is..."
"He is a master returning from his martial arts training!"
"A top-tier, absolute master!"
Shen Yuan explained.
"Then that's perfect, he falls under my jurisdiction!"
Xiao Ce's mouth twisted into a smirk, and then he slapped himself hard across the face.
How did I learn that bastard's crooked smirk?
Speaking of which, where the hell did that bastard go?
He disappeared three years ago...
He shouldn't be dead, right?
"Under your jurisdiction!?"
Shen Yuan was a bit curious, but didn't ask further.
He just sighed in his heart.
In this day and age, there are way too many things with messed-up moral values!
Like victim-blaming theories!
And those novel stories... how do the protagonists' actions even resemble what a protagonist should do?
"Alright, you handle it!"
Shen Yuan said, "Or take me with you when you make a move!"
"Okay!" Xiao Ce nodded.
After the two hung up the phone, Shen Yuan got into the car.
"System, I'm starting to suspect that what that guy Lu Xiao said is quite accurate!"
Shen Yuan yawned. "Tell me... why did Lu Yong snap back to his senses after I beat him up?"
"I imagine his parents must have hit him too, right?"
"It can't be that things got this bad and his parents still couldn't bring themselves to hit him?"
Shen Yuan was genuinely curious.
"Ding..."
The system chimed, and then remained silent for a moment.
"Because you are a transmigrator!"
It seemed to be considering its words...
After a while, the system finally said, "You are a transmigrator, and your destiny is very strange. Moreover, you are currently mixing with the Immortal Emperor and the God of War..."
"Your destiny has become indescribably bizarre!"
"It's as if..."
"Those male supporting characters and villains have been affected by an intelligence-lowering halo!"
"And the aura on your body is the exact opposite of a protagonist's. When they clash..."
"The intelligence-lowering halo shatters!"
The system said.
Shen Yuan was stunned. There was such a theory?
Destiny, destiny...
That's right!
Those with greater destiny are more likely to be Children of Destiny.
And a villain's destiny won't be weaker than the protagonist's!
At least during a certain period, when facing off against the protagonist, it's not weaker than theirs.
So I actually have this kind of effect!
From now on, whenever I see a villain who doesn't look too annoying, I'll just casually beat them up!
No, I'll be helping them escape their sea of suffering!
"Young Master, where to now?"
The bodyguard asked.
Shen Yuan stroked his chin and began to ponder.
Where to next?
The density of Chosen Ones is severely exceeding the limit; I need to go have another chance encounter.
As for where to run into a Chosen One, that's simple!
Shopping malls or school campuses!
These are places where Chosen Ones love to appear!
Should I really go take a stroll around those places?
Or maybe go trail Lin Yu for a bit?
After all, he is one hundred percent a Dragon King live-in son-in-law!
However, it would be best to find out which day the famous Dragon King scene will occur and head over on that exact day!
So for now...
I'll just wander around!
A bodyguard said to Shen Yuan, "Young Master, we have confirmed it. I am the one who broke Rong Yan's legs!"
"Alright, then find a place and wait for further notice!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand. "Once you are summoned, head straight to the law enforcement bureau!"
"Yes, Young Master. No problem, Young Master!"
The bodyguard spoke solemnly.
The Young Master will forever be my god!
Shen Yuan shrugged and got into the car.
Having no specific destination, Shen Yuan just sat in the car, cruising around aimlessly.
Along the way, he sent a message to Uncle Gou regarding the Lu family's situation!
Uncle Gou replied with an OK emoji.
And then sent a sentence back!
Leave everything to him to solve; Young Master, you don't need to worry!
He guaranteed to let the Lu family know what a true domineering CEO was!
In response to this, Shen Yuan fell silent.
Uncle Gou is acting more and more like a domineering CEO now!
And I...
Why am I acting more and more like the domineering CEO's pampered little wife?
Wandering all the way, finally...
Looking at his own corporate group's skyscraper, Shen Yuan fell into deep thought.
I'm already a domineering CEO, how did I still end up coming to the company in a daze?
Whatever, since I'm here, I might as well go up and take a look!
I'm bored anyway!
Strolling along, he went up into his own company.
Meanwhile...
Rong Yan gritted her teeth, called a car, and had herself dropped off in front of a small villa.
Who knows if she was brain-dead or what...
In this kind of situation, she should have either called the police or gone to the hospital!
But she stubbornly did neither.
As a result...
The bodyguard waiting to take the fall had been drinking glass after glass of alcohol in broad daylight...
Yet he still hadn't received any notice from the police, nor from Shen Yuan.
Therefore, the bodyguard looked at the glass of alcohol in front of him and fell into deep thought.
Should I keep drinking now, or go home?
Or run back to protect the Young Master?
What the hell am I supposed to be doing right now?
The key point is...
I didn't even fucking ask for time off!
And Rong Yan, that foolish, brain-dead idiot, didn't enter the villa either.
She just waited at the entrance of the villa, enduring the pain in her legs.
She took out her phone and dialed a number.
Very quickly...
A slouching, handsome man arrived.
"Oh my little baby, what happened to you?"
The man hurried forward and pulled Rong Yan into an embrace.
Rong Yan gasped in pain. "Brother Jingtian, it hurts!"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!"
The man licked his lips. "What happened?"
Rong Yan looked aggrieved and recounted the whole process.
Ling Jingtian immediately snorted coldly. "Damn Lu Yong, damn Shen Yuan!"
"Spending money on my woman is giving them face!"
"How dare they treat me like this?"
A trace of murderous intent flashed in Ling Jingtian's eyes. "Baby, don't worry. I guarantee I will make the Lu family die without a burial place!"
"As for that Shen Yuan... Someone from the Shen Group?"
"Don't think that just because his family has a massive business, I wouldn't dare deal with him!"
Ling Jingtian sneered. "Even though the old man kicked the bucket, he still left behind a contact number!"
"Said to be my martial uncle!"
"An existence ranked tenth on the international assassin leaderboard!"
"As long as I make a request, he will definitely help!"
Ling Jingtian's eyes flickered with a wicked charm. "A mere wealthy young master, killing him will be as easy as flipping my hand!"
"Mhm, Brother Jingtian is so good to me!"
Rong Yan leaned against Ling Jingtian's chest like a helpless little bird.
Ling Jingtian's hand was already sliding down her neck.
Rong Yan let out a soft moan. "Brother Jingtian, you're so naughty!"
"I love it!"
Rong Yan's eyes were brimming with spring water...
Ling Jingtian scooped Rong Yan into his arms, "I have a lot of pent-up fire right now..."
"Then let me help you!" Rong Yan leaned shyly into Ling Jingtian's embrace.
The villa doors opened, and Ling Jingtian rushed straight in with Rong Yan.
Then, he casually tossed Rong Yan onto the sofa!
Rong Yan: "Ouch~~~~"
My leg, my leg, my poor leg...
Ling Jingtian: "It is fine, just bear with it, here I come!"
Rong Yan: "..."
Fine!
Then I will just bear with it!
I will just lie here perfectly still and enjoy it!
Brother Jingtian!
I will leave all the moving to you!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
