"What the hell?!"
Xiao Ce's voice instantly pitched up. "A Chosen One who's part of the underworld?"
"Holy shit!"
"What era are we in? There are still protagonists like this?"
"Which dog-shit author wrote such a brain-dead plot?"
Xiao Ce cursed angrily.
"Calm down, calm down!"
"At least it's better than those authors who write romance with drug dealers!"
"Don't swear!"
Shen Yuan said mildly.
Xiao Ce: "..."
That... actually makes sense!
"Leave it to me to handle!"
Xiao Ce's tone was firm. "I just got transferred back. Although this stuff might not necessarily fall under my jurisdiction..."
"By the way, is that Ling Zhantian you mentioned an ordinary person, or a martial artist like us?"
Xiao Ce asked curiously.
"The information I saw from the system is..."
"He is a master returning from his martial arts training!"
"A top-tier, absolute master!"
Shen Yuan explained.
"Then that's perfect, he falls under my jurisdiction!"
Xiao Ce's mouth twisted into a smirk, and then he slapped himself hard across the face.
How did I learn that bastard's crooked smirk?
Speaking of which, where the hell did that bastard go?
He disappeared three years ago...
He shouldn't be dead, right?
"Under your jurisdiction!?"
Shen Yuan was a bit curious, but didn't ask further.
He just sighed in his heart.
In this day and age, there are way too many things with messed-up moral values!
Like victim-blaming theories!
And those novel stories... how do the protagonists' actions even resemble what a protagonist should do?
"Alright, you handle it!"
Shen Yuan said, "Or take me with you when you make a move!"
"Okay!" Xiao Ce nodded.
After the two hung up the phone, Shen Yuan got into the car.
"System, I'm starting to suspect that what that guy Lu Xiao said is quite accurate!"
Shen Yuan yawned. "Tell me... why did Lu Yong snap back to his senses after I beat him up?"
"I imagine his parents must have hit him too, right?"
"It can't be that things got this bad and his parents still couldn't bring themselves to hit him?"
Shen Yuan was genuinely curious.
"Ding..."
The system chimed, and then remained silent for a moment.
"Because you are a transmigrator!"
It seemed to be considering its words...
After a while, the system finally said, "You are a transmigrator, and your destiny is very strange. Moreover, you are currently mixing with the Immortal Emperor and the God of War..."
"Your destiny has become indescribably bizarre!"
"It's as if..."
"Those male supporting characters and villains have been affected by an intelligence-lowering halo!"
"And the aura on your body is the exact opposite of a protagonist's. When they clash..."
"The intelligence-lowering halo shatters!"
The system said.
Shen Yuan was stunned. There was such a theory?
Destiny, destiny...
That's right!
Those with greater destiny are more likely to be Children of Destiny.
And a villain's destiny won't be weaker than the protagonist's!
At least during a certain period, when facing off against the protagonist, it's not weaker than theirs.
So I actually have this kind of effect!
From now on, whenever I see a villain who doesn't look too annoying, I'll just casually beat them up!
No, I'll be helping them escape their sea of suffering!
"Young Master, where to now?"
The bodyguard asked.
Shen Yuan stroked his chin and began to ponder.
Where to next?
The density of Chosen Ones is severely exceeding the limit; I need to go have another chance encounter.
As for where to run into a Chosen One, that's simple!
Shopping malls or school campuses!
These are places where Chosen Ones love to appear!
Should I really go take a stroll around those places?
Or maybe go trail Lin Yu for a bit?
After all, he is one hundred percent a Dragon King live-in son-in-law!
However, it would be best to find out which day the famous Dragon King scene will occur and head over on that exact day!
So for now...
I'll just wander around!
A bodyguard said to Shen Yuan, "Young Master, we have confirmed it. I am the one who broke Rong Yan's legs!"
"Alright, then find a place and wait for further notice!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand. "Once you are summoned, head straight to the law enforcement bureau!"
"Yes, Young Master. No problem, Young Master!"
The bodyguard spoke solemnly.
The Young Master will forever be my god!
Shen Yuan shrugged and got into the car.
Having no specific destination, Shen Yuan just sat in the car, cruising around aimlessly.
Along the way, he sent a message to Uncle Gou regarding the Lu family's situation!
Uncle Gou replied with an OK emoji.
And then sent a sentence back!
Leave everything to him to solve; Young Master, you don't need to worry!
He guaranteed to let the Lu family know what a true domineering CEO was!
In response to this, Shen Yuan fell silent.
Uncle Gou is acting more and more like a domineering CEO now!
And I...
Why am I acting more and more like the domineering CEO's pampered little wife?
Wandering all the way, finally...
Looking at his own corporate group's skyscraper, Shen Yuan fell into deep thought.
I'm already a domineering CEO, how did I still end up coming to the company in a daze?
Whatever, since I'm here, I might as well go up and take a look!
I'm bored anyway!
Strolling along, he went up into his own company.
Meanwhile...
Rong Yan gritted her teeth, called a car, and had herself dropped off in front of a small villa.
Who knows if she was brain-dead or what...
In this kind of situation, she should have either called the police or gone to the hospital!
But she stubbornly did neither.
As a result...
The bodyguard waiting to take the fall had been drinking glass after glass of alcohol in broad daylight...
Yet he still hadn't received any notice from the police, nor from Shen Yuan.
Therefore, the bodyguard looked at the glass of alcohol in front of him and fell into deep thought.
Should I keep drinking now, or go home?
Or run back to protect the Young Master?
What the hell am I supposed to be doing right now?
The key point is...
I didn't even fucking ask for time off!
And Rong Yan, that foolish, brain-dead idiot, didn't enter the villa either.
She just waited at the entrance of the villa, enduring the pain in her legs.
She took out her phone and dialed a number.
Very quickly...
A slouching, handsome man arrived.
"Oh my little baby, what happened to you?"
The man hurried forward and pulled Rong Yan into an embrace.
Rong Yan gasped in pain. "Brother Jingtian, it hurts!"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!"
The man licked his lips. "What happened?"
Rong Yan looked aggrieved and recounted the whole process.
Ling Jingtian immediately snorted coldly. "Damn Lu Yong, damn Shen Yuan!"
"Spending money on my woman is giving them face!"
"How dare they treat me like this?"
A trace of murderous intent flashed in Ling Jingtian's eyes. "Baby, don't worry. I guarantee I will make the Lu family die without a burial place!"
"As for that Shen Yuan... Someone from the Shen Group?"
"Don't think that just because his family has a massive business, I wouldn't dare deal with him!"
Ling Jingtian sneered. "Even though the old man kicked the bucket, he still left behind a contact number!"
"Said to be my martial uncle!"
"An existence ranked tenth on the international assassin leaderboard!"
"As long as I make a request, he will definitely help!"
Ling Jingtian's eyes flickered with a wicked charm. "A mere wealthy young master, killing him will be as easy as flipping my hand!"
"Mhm, Brother Jingtian is so good to me!"
Rong Yan leaned against Ling Jingtian's chest like a helpless little bird.
Ling Jingtian's hand was already sliding down her neck.
Rong Yan let out a soft moan. "Brother Jingtian, you're so naughty!"
"I love it!"
Rong Yan's eyes were brimming with spring water...
Ling Jingtian scooped Rong Yan into his arms, "I have a lot of pent-up fire right now..."
"Then let me help you!" Rong Yan leaned shyly into Ling Jingtian's embrace.
The villa doors opened, and Ling Jingtian rushed straight in with Rong Yan.
Then, he casually tossed Rong Yan onto the sofa!
Rong Yan: "Ouch~~~~"
My leg, my leg, my poor leg...
Ling Jingtian: "It is fine, just bear with it, here I come!"
Rong Yan: "..."
Fine!
Then I will just bear with it!
I will just lie here perfectly still and enjoy it!
Brother Jingtian!
I will leave all the moving to you!
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
