"You're saying you have a system?"
"Hehehe!"
Xiao Ce roared, "A system? The kind that issues quests, gives rewards, makes you invincible and omnipotent?"
"Yep!"
Shen Yuan said with a straight face, "A Villain System, specifically for dealing with the Children of Destiny!"
"The system told me that you are an Epic-tier Child of Destiny!"
"As long as I bully you, I get rewards!"
Shen Yuan took out a White Rabbit creamy candy and popped it into his mouth.
Xiao Ce: (；￣д￣)
Actually, my connections are pretty good.
I even have the contact info for the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital.
How about I arrange for you to be admitted?
System: Stay calm, stay calm!
The first time, this system was shocked. The second time... this system was calm!
Sooner or later... this system will just completely lie flat and give up.
Damn it, what kind of host plays like this!
"Let's give it a try!"
Shen Yuan stood up and threw a punch straight at Xiao Ce's face.
Xiao Ce's expression tightened. I am a War God!
I block!
Bang!
Failed to block!
I block again!
Bang!
Failed to block again!
I keep blocking!
Bang!
Still failed to block!
I block like my life depends on it!
Bang!
Why did I still fail to block?
Bang, bang, bang...
Xiao Ce scurried away holding his head, "I'm a War God, a War God!"
Holy crap, holy crap!
Chu Yang rubbed his chin. The system really is awesome!
At this point, Old Shen is already at the Foundation Establishment stage, right?
Damn, Foundation Establishment in the Perfect realm.
Fuck!
Good thing I didn't run into anyone with a system during my years as an Immortal Emperor.
Crackle, smack...
Shen Yuan pinned Xiao Ce down and beat the living daylights out of him.
Xiao Ce completely gave up.
What the hell is this!
A wealthy young master is actually stronger than me?
This makes no sense!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for severely injuring an Epic-tier Child of Destiny!"
The system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2,000 Villain Points. Congratulations to the host for obtaining 20 million in cash!"
Clatter...
Several suitcases appeared out of thin air and dropped onto the floor.
Xiao Ce: (；OдO)
Where did these suitcases suddenly pop out from?
"This is the cash the system just rewarded!"
Chu Yang put on the expression of someone who had been there before, hands behind his back, speaking leisurely.
"Old Shen gets rewards just by bullying you!"
Chu Yang took out a healing pill, crouched down, and stuffed it into Xiao Ce's mouth. "Hurry up and refine it to recover from your injuries!"
The pill melted instantly in his mouth.
Xiao Ce suddenly sat up and crossed his legs.
This pill is real?
The suitcases that appeared out of thin air are also real?
Holy fucking shit, your granddaddy!
Oh my god!
There really is a system in this world?
Then, am I really an Epic-tier Child of Destiny?
The kind that...
The protagonist who is born with anomalies, awakens when near death, stumbles upon divine artifacts that acknowledge him as master, and whose companions come with a meat-shield aura?
Without much time to think, Xiao Ce refined the spiritual energy of the pill within him...
Healing his injuries!
Even...
His cultivation, which hadn't budged for a long time, faintly showed signs of a breakthrough.
Given time, he would definitely break through to become a Grandmaster!
Xiao Ce opened his eyes, stood up, and looked somewhat horrified.
"Young Master Shen, you..."
Xiao Ce weighed his words for a moment. "Fuck me, I don't even know what to say!"
Chu Yang reached out a hand. "Wanna join us!?"
"Join what?" Xiao Ce was bewildered.
"I hit you, I get rewards!"
Shen Yuan held up a finger. "Villain Points can buy anything. Cultivation bases, heavenly materials and earthly treasures, divine weapons, even..."
"Pangu's ribs, it has it all!"
Shen Yuan's mouth twisted into a smirk.
"Stop smirking!"
Xiao Ce reacted like a cat with its fur standing on end. "What the hell is Pangu's ribs!? Did the system turn the great God Pangu into a dish?"
Shen Yuan nodded in deep agreement.
Xiao Ce: "..."
"We'll split it fifty-fifty!"
Shen Yuan held up his fingers. "Villain points, fifty-fifty split. Whatever you want, I'll redeem it for you!"
Xiao Ce's mouth twitched a couple of times.
"Wait, you're a Villain System, dealing with Children of Destiny..."
"Young Master Shen, you with your thick eyebrows and big eyes..."
"You're actually a villain!?"
Xiao Ce's eyes widened.
Shen Yuan shrugged. "Are villains not human? Did villains eat your family's rice?"
"Well, no!" Xiao Ce scratched his head.
He let his mind completely calm down before speaking, "Young Master Shen, what is your cultivation level right now?"
"Foundation Establishment!" Shen Yuan grinned, his twenty-four big white teeth sparkling.
"Motherfucker!"
Xiao Ce blurted out a curse. "Foundation Establishment!? Why didn't you add 'Martial Arts' in front of it?"
"You're not practicing Martial Arts!?"
"You're cultivating the Immortal Path!?"
"You're an immortal cultivator!?"
Xiao Ce looked like a bewildered husky, extremely comical.
Shen Yuan nodded.
"Old Xiao!"
Chu Yang directly threw an arm around his shoulder. "Looking at your cultivation, you're only a hair stronger than me."
"I'm currently at the mid Qi Condensation stage. Tonight, I can reach the late Qi Condensation stage, and I'll catch up to your realm!"
"You mentioned Martial Arts... Can Martial Arts cultivation also reach Foundation Establishment?"
"What realm are you at right now!?"
Chu Yang asked curiously, "How do the realms of Martial Arts and the Immortal Path convert?"
Xiao Ce didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Do we even know each other?
You just come up and throw your arm around my shoulder?
"Houtian, Xiantian, Master, Grandmaster!"
Xiao Ce said, "Above Grandmaster is Martial Arts Foundation Establishment!"
"And then it's Martial Arts Golden Core!"
"According to legend, Zhang Sanfeng, Immortal Zhang, who left behind those heavy Xianxia-style legends back in the day..."
"Was at the Martial Arts Golden Core stage!"
Xiao Ce pursed his lips. "It is said that the old Daoist who read Baldy Chiang's fortune back then was Zhang Sanfeng."
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan: (O_o)...(o_O)???
Could it be that Zhang Sanfeng is still alive right now?
Chu Yang exhaled and pondered for a moment. "It seems the four stages of the Qi Condensation period..."
"Correspond exactly to the first four realms of Martial Arts!"
"Early stage corresponds to Houtian, mid stage to Xiantian, late stage to Master, and peak corresponds to Grandmaster!"
"However, for immortal cultivation, those are just four minor realms!"
"For martial arts, they are four major realms!"
Chu Yang snapped his fingers. "Tonight, I will break through to the late Qi Condensation stage!"
"Cut the crap, Xiao Ce, are you in or not?"
"If you're not in..."
Shen Yuan's eyes revealed an expression that said 'if you don't do it, I'll kill you'. "Jiejiejie~~"
Xiao Ce: (﹁"﹁)
Now that I know you have a system, if I don't do it...
Can I walk out of your villa alive today?
"I'm in!"
Xiao Ce nodded heavily. "A system!"
"Hahaha!"
"To think that one day, I, Xiao Ce, would also have a system!"
"A system where I can get stronger just by taking a beating!"
Xiao Ce laughed heartily.
Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
What this guy said actually makes a lot of sense!
We all get stronger by being beaten.
Old Shen gets stronger by beating people.
"Are you also a Child of Destiny?"
Xiao Ce realized this and looked at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang nodded. "A Legendary-tier Child of Destiny, above you!"
Xiao Ce: "?????"
"I'm a War God!"
"With a single command, my hundred thousand Dragon City soldiers..."
Xiao Ce struck a fierce pose. "I'm fucking lower tier than you?"
"Common, Elite, Excellent, Epic, Legendary, Mythic!"
Shen Yuan nodded in profound agreement. "You don't have what it takes!"
Xiao Ce: "..."
Am I still the damn God of War or what!?
"Are you on a fifty-fifty split too?" Xiao Ce shook his head and asked helplessly, "Did Young Master Shen drag you over here as well?"
"Oh, I get a sixty-forty split. Sixty for me, forty for him!"
Chu Yang: (～￣▽￣)～
Xiao Ce: ┭┮ω┭┮?
Why am I always the one who suffers?
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
