"You're saying you have a system?"
"Hehehe!"
Xiao Ce roared, "A system? The kind that issues quests, gives rewards, makes you invincible and omnipotent?"
"Yep!"
Shen Yuan said with a straight face, "A Villain System, specifically for dealing with the Children of Destiny!"
"The system told me that you are an Epic-tier Child of Destiny!"
"As long as I bully you, I get rewards!"
Shen Yuan took out a White Rabbit creamy candy and popped it into his mouth.
Xiao Ce: (；￣д￣)
Actually, my connections are pretty good.
I even have the contact info for the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital.
How about I arrange for you to be admitted?
System: Stay calm, stay calm!
The first time, this system was shocked. The second time... this system was calm!
Sooner or later... this system will just completely lie flat and give up.
Damn it, what kind of host plays like this!
"Let's give it a try!"
Shen Yuan stood up and threw a punch straight at Xiao Ce's face.
Xiao Ce's expression tightened. I am a War God!
I block!
Bang!
Failed to block!
I block again!
Bang!
Failed to block again!
I keep blocking!
Bang!
Still failed to block!
I block like my life depends on it!
Bang!
Why did I still fail to block?
Bang, bang, bang...
Xiao Ce scurried away holding his head, "I'm a War God, a War God!"
Holy crap, holy crap!
Chu Yang rubbed his chin. The system really is awesome!
At this point, Old Shen is already at the Foundation Establishment stage, right?
Damn, Foundation Establishment in the Perfect realm.
Fuck!
Good thing I didn't run into anyone with a system during my years as an Immortal Emperor.
Crackle, smack...
Shen Yuan pinned Xiao Ce down and beat the living daylights out of him.
Xiao Ce completely gave up.
What the hell is this!
A wealthy young master is actually stronger than me?
This makes no sense!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for severely injuring an Epic-tier Child of Destiny!"
The system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2,000 Villain Points. Congratulations to the host for obtaining 20 million in cash!"
Clatter...
Several suitcases appeared out of thin air and dropped onto the floor.
Xiao Ce: (；OдO)
Where did these suitcases suddenly pop out from?
"This is the cash the system just rewarded!"
Chu Yang put on the expression of someone who had been there before, hands behind his back, speaking leisurely.
"Old Shen gets rewards just by bullying you!"
Chu Yang took out a healing pill, crouched down, and stuffed it into Xiao Ce's mouth. "Hurry up and refine it to recover from your injuries!"
The pill melted instantly in his mouth.
Xiao Ce suddenly sat up and crossed his legs.
This pill is real?
The suitcases that appeared out of thin air are also real?
Holy fucking shit, your granddaddy!
Oh my god!
There really is a system in this world?
Then, am I really an Epic-tier Child of Destiny?
The kind that...
The protagonist who is born with anomalies, awakens when near death, stumbles upon divine artifacts that acknowledge him as master, and whose companions come with a meat-shield aura?
Without much time to think, Xiao Ce refined the spiritual energy of the pill within him...
Healing his injuries!
Even...
His cultivation, which hadn't budged for a long time, faintly showed signs of a breakthrough.
Given time, he would definitely break through to become a Grandmaster!
Xiao Ce opened his eyes, stood up, and looked somewhat horrified.
"Young Master Shen, you..."
Xiao Ce weighed his words for a moment. "Fuck me, I don't even know what to say!"
Chu Yang reached out a hand. "Wanna join us!?"
"Join what?" Xiao Ce was bewildered.
"I hit you, I get rewards!"
Shen Yuan held up a finger. "Villain Points can buy anything. Cultivation bases, heavenly materials and earthly treasures, divine weapons, even..."
"Pangu's ribs, it has it all!"
Shen Yuan's mouth twisted into a smirk.
"Stop smirking!"
Xiao Ce reacted like a cat with its fur standing on end. "What the hell is Pangu's ribs!? Did the system turn the great God Pangu into a dish?"
Shen Yuan nodded in deep agreement.
Xiao Ce: "..."
"We'll split it fifty-fifty!"
Shen Yuan held up his fingers. "Villain points, fifty-fifty split. Whatever you want, I'll redeem it for you!"
Xiao Ce's mouth twitched a couple of times.
"Wait, you're a Villain System, dealing with Children of Destiny..."
"Young Master Shen, you with your thick eyebrows and big eyes..."
"You're actually a villain!?"
Xiao Ce's eyes widened.
Shen Yuan shrugged. "Are villains not human? Did villains eat your family's rice?"
"Well, no!" Xiao Ce scratched his head.
He let his mind completely calm down before speaking, "Young Master Shen, what is your cultivation level right now?"
"Foundation Establishment!" Shen Yuan grinned, his twenty-four big white teeth sparkling.
"Motherfucker!"
Xiao Ce blurted out a curse. "Foundation Establishment!? Why didn't you add 'Martial Arts' in front of it?"
"You're not practicing Martial Arts!?"
"You're cultivating the Immortal Path!?"
"You're an immortal cultivator!?"
Xiao Ce looked like a bewildered husky, extremely comical.
Shen Yuan nodded.
"Old Xiao!"
Chu Yang directly threw an arm around his shoulder. "Looking at your cultivation, you're only a hair stronger than me."
"I'm currently at the mid Qi Condensation stage. Tonight, I can reach the late Qi Condensation stage, and I'll catch up to your realm!"
"You mentioned Martial Arts... Can Martial Arts cultivation also reach Foundation Establishment?"
"What realm are you at right now!?"
Chu Yang asked curiously, "How do the realms of Martial Arts and the Immortal Path convert?"
Xiao Ce didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Do we even know each other?
You just come up and throw your arm around my shoulder?
"Houtian, Xiantian, Master, Grandmaster!"
Xiao Ce said, "Above Grandmaster is Martial Arts Foundation Establishment!"
"And then it's Martial Arts Golden Core!"
"According to legend, Zhang Sanfeng, Immortal Zhang, who left behind those heavy Xianxia-style legends back in the day..."
"Was at the Martial Arts Golden Core stage!"
Xiao Ce pursed his lips. "It is said that the old Daoist who read Baldy Chiang's fortune back then was Zhang Sanfeng."
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan: (O_o)...(o_O)???
Could it be that Zhang Sanfeng is still alive right now?
Chu Yang exhaled and pondered for a moment. "It seems the four stages of the Qi Condensation period..."
"Correspond exactly to the first four realms of Martial Arts!"
"Early stage corresponds to Houtian, mid stage to Xiantian, late stage to Master, and peak corresponds to Grandmaster!"
"However, for immortal cultivation, those are just four minor realms!"
"For martial arts, they are four major realms!"
Chu Yang snapped his fingers. "Tonight, I will break through to the late Qi Condensation stage!"
"Cut the crap, Xiao Ce, are you in or not?"
"If you're not in..."
Shen Yuan's eyes revealed an expression that said 'if you don't do it, I'll kill you'. "Jiejiejie~~"
Xiao Ce: (﹁"﹁)
Now that I know you have a system, if I don't do it...
Can I walk out of your villa alive today?
"I'm in!"
Xiao Ce nodded heavily. "A system!"
"Hahaha!"
"To think that one day, I, Xiao Ce, would also have a system!"
"A system where I can get stronger just by taking a beating!"
Xiao Ce laughed heartily.
Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
What this guy said actually makes a lot of sense!
We all get stronger by being beaten.
Old Shen gets stronger by beating people.
"Are you also a Child of Destiny?"
Xiao Ce realized this and looked at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang nodded. "A Legendary-tier Child of Destiny, above you!"
Xiao Ce: "?????"
"I'm a War God!"
"With a single command, my hundred thousand Dragon City soldiers..."
Xiao Ce struck a fierce pose. "I'm fucking lower tier than you?"
"Common, Elite, Excellent, Epic, Legendary, Mythic!"
Shen Yuan nodded in profound agreement. "You don't have what it takes!"
Xiao Ce: "..."
Am I still the damn God of War or what!?
"Are you on a fifty-fifty split too?" Xiao Ce shook his head and asked helplessly, "Did Young Master Shen drag you over here as well?"
"Oh, I get a sixty-forty split. Sixty for me, forty for him!"
Chu Yang: (～￣▽￣)～
Xiao Ce: ┭┮ω┭┮?
Why am I always the one who suffers?
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
