"You're saying you have a system?"
"Hehehe!"
Xiao Ce roared, "A system? The kind that issues quests, gives rewards, makes you invincible and omnipotent?"
"Yep!"
Shen Yuan said with a straight face, "A Villain System, specifically for dealing with the Children of Destiny!"
"The system told me that you are an Epic-tier Child of Destiny!"
"As long as I bully you, I get rewards!"
Shen Yuan took out a White Rabbit creamy candy and popped it into his mouth.
Xiao Ce: (；￣д￣)
Actually, my connections are pretty good.
I even have the contact info for the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital.
How about I arrange for you to be admitted?
System: Stay calm, stay calm!
The first time, this system was shocked. The second time... this system was calm!
Sooner or later... this system will just completely lie flat and give up.
Damn it, what kind of host plays like this!
"Let's give it a try!"
Shen Yuan stood up and threw a punch straight at Xiao Ce's face.
Xiao Ce's expression tightened. I am a War God!
I block!
Bang!
Failed to block!
I block again!
Bang!
Failed to block again!
I keep blocking!
Bang!
Still failed to block!
I block like my life depends on it!
Bang!
Why did I still fail to block?
Bang, bang, bang...
Xiao Ce scurried away holding his head, "I'm a War God, a War God!"
Holy crap, holy crap!
Chu Yang rubbed his chin. The system really is awesome!
At this point, Old Shen is already at the Foundation Establishment stage, right?
Damn, Foundation Establishment in the Perfect realm.
Fuck!
Good thing I didn't run into anyone with a system during my years as an Immortal Emperor.
Crackle, smack...
Shen Yuan pinned Xiao Ce down and beat the living daylights out of him.
Xiao Ce completely gave up.
What the hell is this!
A wealthy young master is actually stronger than me?
This makes no sense!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for severely injuring an Epic-tier Child of Destiny!"
The system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2,000 Villain Points. Congratulations to the host for obtaining 20 million in cash!"
Clatter...
Several suitcases appeared out of thin air and dropped onto the floor.
Xiao Ce: (；OдO)
Where did these suitcases suddenly pop out from?
"This is the cash the system just rewarded!"
Chu Yang put on the expression of someone who had been there before, hands behind his back, speaking leisurely.
"Old Shen gets rewards just by bullying you!"
Chu Yang took out a healing pill, crouched down, and stuffed it into Xiao Ce's mouth. "Hurry up and refine it to recover from your injuries!"
The pill melted instantly in his mouth.
Xiao Ce suddenly sat up and crossed his legs.
This pill is real?
The suitcases that appeared out of thin air are also real?
Holy fucking shit, your granddaddy!
Oh my god!
There really is a system in this world?
Then, am I really an Epic-tier Child of Destiny?
The kind that...
The protagonist who is born with anomalies, awakens when near death, stumbles upon divine artifacts that acknowledge him as master, and whose companions come with a meat-shield aura?
Without much time to think, Xiao Ce refined the spiritual energy of the pill within him...
Healing his injuries!
Even...
His cultivation, which hadn't budged for a long time, faintly showed signs of a breakthrough.
Given time, he would definitely break through to become a Grandmaster!
Xiao Ce opened his eyes, stood up, and looked somewhat horrified.
"Young Master Shen, you..."
Xiao Ce weighed his words for a moment. "Fuck me, I don't even know what to say!"
Chu Yang reached out a hand. "Wanna join us!?"
"Join what?" Xiao Ce was bewildered.
"I hit you, I get rewards!"
Shen Yuan held up a finger. "Villain Points can buy anything. Cultivation bases, heavenly materials and earthly treasures, divine weapons, even..."
"Pangu's ribs, it has it all!"
Shen Yuan's mouth twisted into a smirk.
"Stop smirking!"
Xiao Ce reacted like a cat with its fur standing on end. "What the hell is Pangu's ribs!? Did the system turn the great God Pangu into a dish?"
Shen Yuan nodded in deep agreement.
Xiao Ce: "..."
"We'll split it fifty-fifty!"
Shen Yuan held up his fingers. "Villain points, fifty-fifty split. Whatever you want, I'll redeem it for you!"
Xiao Ce's mouth twitched a couple of times.
"Wait, you're a Villain System, dealing with Children of Destiny..."
"Young Master Shen, you with your thick eyebrows and big eyes..."
"You're actually a villain!?"
Xiao Ce's eyes widened.
Shen Yuan shrugged. "Are villains not human? Did villains eat your family's rice?"
"Well, no!" Xiao Ce scratched his head.
He let his mind completely calm down before speaking, "Young Master Shen, what is your cultivation level right now?"
"Foundation Establishment!" Shen Yuan grinned, his twenty-four big white teeth sparkling.
"Motherfucker!"
Xiao Ce blurted out a curse. "Foundation Establishment!? Why didn't you add 'Martial Arts' in front of it?"
"You're not practicing Martial Arts!?"
"You're cultivating the Immortal Path!?"
"You're an immortal cultivator!?"
Xiao Ce looked like a bewildered husky, extremely comical.
Shen Yuan nodded.
"Old Xiao!"
Chu Yang directly threw an arm around his shoulder. "Looking at your cultivation, you're only a hair stronger than me."
"I'm currently at the mid Qi Condensation stage. Tonight, I can reach the late Qi Condensation stage, and I'll catch up to your realm!"
"You mentioned Martial Arts... Can Martial Arts cultivation also reach Foundation Establishment?"
"What realm are you at right now!?"
Chu Yang asked curiously, "How do the realms of Martial Arts and the Immortal Path convert?"
Xiao Ce didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Do we even know each other?
You just come up and throw your arm around my shoulder?
"Houtian, Xiantian, Master, Grandmaster!"
Xiao Ce said, "Above Grandmaster is Martial Arts Foundation Establishment!"
"And then it's Martial Arts Golden Core!"
"According to legend, Zhang Sanfeng, Immortal Zhang, who left behind those heavy Xianxia-style legends back in the day..."
"Was at the Martial Arts Golden Core stage!"
Xiao Ce pursed his lips. "It is said that the old Daoist who read Baldy Chiang's fortune back then was Zhang Sanfeng."
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan: (O_o)...(o_O)???
Could it be that Zhang Sanfeng is still alive right now?
Chu Yang exhaled and pondered for a moment. "It seems the four stages of the Qi Condensation period..."
"Correspond exactly to the first four realms of Martial Arts!"
"Early stage corresponds to Houtian, mid stage to Xiantian, late stage to Master, and peak corresponds to Grandmaster!"
"However, for immortal cultivation, those are just four minor realms!"
"For martial arts, they are four major realms!"
Chu Yang snapped his fingers. "Tonight, I will break through to the late Qi Condensation stage!"
"Cut the crap, Xiao Ce, are you in or not?"
"If you're not in..."
Shen Yuan's eyes revealed an expression that said 'if you don't do it, I'll kill you'. "Jiejiejie~~"
Xiao Ce: (﹁"﹁)
Now that I know you have a system, if I don't do it...
Can I walk out of your villa alive today?
"I'm in!"
Xiao Ce nodded heavily. "A system!"
"Hahaha!"
"To think that one day, I, Xiao Ce, would also have a system!"
"A system where I can get stronger just by taking a beating!"
Xiao Ce laughed heartily.
Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
What this guy said actually makes a lot of sense!
We all get stronger by being beaten.
Old Shen gets stronger by beating people.
"Are you also a Child of Destiny?"
Xiao Ce realized this and looked at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang nodded. "A Legendary-tier Child of Destiny, above you!"
Xiao Ce: "?????"
"I'm a War God!"
"With a single command, my hundred thousand Dragon City soldiers..."
Xiao Ce struck a fierce pose. "I'm fucking lower tier than you?"
"Common, Elite, Excellent, Epic, Legendary, Mythic!"
Shen Yuan nodded in profound agreement. "You don't have what it takes!"
Xiao Ce: "..."
Am I still the damn God of War or what!?
"Are you on a fifty-fifty split too?" Xiao Ce shook his head and asked helplessly, "Did Young Master Shen drag you over here as well?"
"Oh, I get a sixty-forty split. Sixty for me, forty for him!"
Chu Yang: (～￣▽￣)～
Xiao Ce: ┭┮ω┭┮?
Why am I always the one who suffers?
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
