"Uncle, Mom gave this to me!"
"She said it can be used to contact Daddy, so he can come save her!"
Shi Yuanyuan whispered.
Chu Yang scoffed coldly. "Could it be that your father doesn't even know you exist?"
Shi Yuanyuan jumped in fright and quickly shook her head. "I don't know!"
"Don't scare the kid!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand. "Yangzi, you don't understand..."
"Understand my foot!" Chu Yang sneered. "Isn't it just because he wanted a quick thrill and then pulled up his pants and refused to take responsibility?"
Shen Yuan slapped him. "There's a child here! How can you, an Immortal Emperor, be so shameless!"
"If I were truly shameless, I would have killed you a long time ago!" Chu Yang spread his hands.
"Just watch me work!"
Shen Yuan shrugged and sent a message to Uncle Gou.
Prepare a south-facing children's room with the softest mattress and the sweetest little cakes.
And get a reliable pediatrician over.
Also, move that unopened box of imported snacks from the study into the room.
Looking at the message, Uncle Gou fell into deep thought.
Young Master, are you planning to adopt?
You don't even meet the requirements for adoption!
"Yangzi, listen well!"
"After taming—bah, I mean persuading—the God of War..."
"Who knows, maybe the God of War can help me block a nuclear bomb."
Shen Yuan beamed.
Chu Yang: God of War!?
Is he even worthy of being called a God of War?
He's just a scumbag!
Soon, they arrived at Modu University.
As for why they weren't going back right now...
Shen Yuan: With my and Chu Yang's spiritual power protecting her, if anything were to happen to Shi Yuanyuan...
I'll twist Chu Yang's head off.
Why not twist my own head off?
Because twisting my own head off won't earn me any villain points~
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang stepped out of the car, carrying Shi Yuanyuan.
"Put these on!"
Shen Yuan pulled out a pair of sunglasses and handed them to Chu Yang. "When picking up our sister, we definitely need to look imposing!"
Chu Yang put them on in bewilderment, looked at the eight bodyguards in black suits behind them, and fell into deep thought.
Are you sure we are going to pick up our sister?
Doesn't this look like we're kidnapping a civilian girl?
"Damn, who is this? Such a grand entrance?"
"Obviously a rich kid. With that kind of arrogance, if he isn't a rich kid, I'll twist my own head off!"
"Nonsense, anyone with eyes can see that!"
"What is he doing at our school? Is he here to find someone to warm his bed?"
"Wake up, with your looks, no one would be interested!"
The chatter at the school gate reached his ears, but Shen Yuan didn't care at all!
He corrected Chu Yang's posture a bit, and then...
The group strutted arrogantly into the campus.
"Halt, sign in!"
The security guard uncle at the gate shouted.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Didn't novels say that school security guards are always incompetent?
"Ahem!"
"I'm here to pick up my sister to go home!"
Shen Yuan strode forward. "Uncle Security Guard, I see you're reading a novel on the Tomato app on your phone. May I ask, have you ever read a 'True and Fake Heiress' trope?"
The security guard uncle instantly understood. "So that's how it is..."
"Are you taking the true heiress back to harvest her corneas, draw her blood, and take her bone marrow?"
The security guard uncle grabbed his riot steel fork. "Are you even human?"
"Uncle!"
"We are a decent family!"
"What I want is her true heart!"
Shen Yuan explained.
"What, you want her literal heart too?"
The uncle cursed angrily. "Why are you trafficking organs?"
Shen Yuan covered his face.
Shen Yuan: "Uncle, I meant her sincere feelings!"
Uncle: "Understood, a real heart!"
Shen Yuan: "I mean the feelings in her heart! I want to give her the happiest future, I want to make it up to her!"
"Why didn't you just say that earlier?"
The uncle snorted coldly. "You still have to sign in!"
Shen Yuan: "I donated the teaching building inside!"
"I used to study here!"
"Uncle, are you sure you want to stop me?"
"Do you know that you are blocking your own future?"
Shen Yuan smiled faintly.
"Bullshit, I'm just a security guard, what future do I have?"
The security guard uncle said grumpily.
"Then I'll call the principal!"
Shen Yuan felt helpless.
Scribble, scribble...
Chu Yang had already gone up, writing swiftly, and finished the registration.
He dragged Shen Yuan away, his face full of embarrassment.
He really didn't want to admit he knew this guy!
Look at your playboy attitude, just sign in when you're asked to sign in!
Shen Yuan: "..."
Sorry, I thought having money meant I could do whatever I wanted.
Chu Yang took out his phone and called Chu Yiyi.
It was break time, so whether she had class or not, she could take a call.
Chu Yiyi answered softly, saying she was in the library.
And so...
The group marched imposingly toward the library, and students along the way made way for them.
Their eyes were filled with curiosity and awe.
Shen Yuan: This is what it feels like to be a villain!
Shen Yuan spotted Chu Yiyi at a glance.
The group walked over.
Chu Yiyi was startled.
Holding Shi Yuanyuan, Shen Yuan nodded at Chu Yiyi and shouted, "The three-year period has arrived. We welcome the young miss's return!"
The eight bodyguards said in unison, "We welcome the young miss's return!"
Holy crap!
Chu Yang was dumbfounded.
The surrounding students were also stunned.
Those who knew Chu Yiyi were flabbergasted.
Those who didn't know her became envious.
Chu Yiyi was flustered. "Young Master Shen, what is this..."
"Yiyi!"
Chu Yang stepped forward. "I'm taking you home!"
Chu Yiyi: "..."
Brother, do we even have a home anymore?
"My home is your home!"
Shen Yuan smiled. "Let's go, my good sister!"
"Ah!?"
Chu Yiyi was taken aback. "I'm not your sister, and I still have classes!"
"It's fine, I'll call the principal and have him personally approve your leave!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand. "As for the missed lessons, if you want to learn, I'll hire someone to teach you."
"Yiyi."
"Your brother has made you suffer!"
Shen Yuan sighed emotionally.
"Hello, Auntie!"
Shi Yuanyuan called out timidly.
Only then did Chu Yiyi notice that Shen Yuan was holding someone in his arms.
Chu Yiyi: "..."
She looked at Chu Yang with a resentful expression.
Brother, what dirty agreement did you make with Young Master Shen?
Did you sell yourself, or did you sell me?
"Let's go, get in the car!"
Shen Yuan took out his phone, called the principal, and got everything settled.
Chu Yang smiled. "You'll know in a bit."
"Yo, Chu Yiyi?"
"How much money did you spend to hire all these people to put on a show for you?"
A boy wearing designer clothes and looking quite arrogant walked over with his arm around a heavily made-up girl.
"Zhao Hao, that's enough!"
Chu Yiyi gritted her teeth. "My affairs are none of your business!"
"Heh!"
Zhao Hao sneered. "You are the person Brother Chen has his eyes on."
"Although Brother Chen isn't here today and doesn't know what happened yesterday..."
"But..."
"With me keeping an eye out for Brother Chen, you dare to associate with other men?"
Zhao Hao scoffed.
Shen Yuan handed Shi Yuanyuan to a bodyguard and rolled up his sleeves, ready to go up.
Chu Yang quickly pulled him back. "Let me do it, let me do it. You hit too hard!"
Shen Yuan nodded. "Fine, you do it if you can. If not, shut up!"
Chu Yang immediately got fired up. Oh man, my hot temper.
"What are you looking at?"
Zhao Hao looked Chu Yang up and down sideways, his tone arrogant. "If you know what's good for you, get lost!"
"You're fucking harassing my sister, and you're telling me to get lost?"
Chu Yang sneered.
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"My dad is a real estate developer, and I run with Brother Chen!"
"I don't care if you're Chu Yiyi's brother or not. Even if you were, you'd better get the hell out of my way!" Zhao Hao said disdainfully.
Chu Yang couldn't be bothered to waste his breath on him. He simply took a step forward, grabbed Zhao Hao's arm, and gave it a hard twist.
Crack...
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
