"Uncle, Mom gave this to me!"
"She said it can be used to contact Daddy, so he can come save her!"
Shi Yuanyuan whispered.
Chu Yang scoffed coldly. "Could it be that your father doesn't even know you exist?"
Shi Yuanyuan jumped in fright and quickly shook her head. "I don't know!"
"Don't scare the kid!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand. "Yangzi, you don't understand..."
"Understand my foot!" Chu Yang sneered. "Isn't it just because he wanted a quick thrill and then pulled up his pants and refused to take responsibility?"
Shen Yuan slapped him. "There's a child here! How can you, an Immortal Emperor, be so shameless!"
"If I were truly shameless, I would have killed you a long time ago!" Chu Yang spread his hands.
"Just watch me work!"
Shen Yuan shrugged and sent a message to Uncle Gou.
Prepare a south-facing children's room with the softest mattress and the sweetest little cakes.
And get a reliable pediatrician over.
Also, move that unopened box of imported snacks from the study into the room.
Looking at the message, Uncle Gou fell into deep thought.
Young Master, are you planning to adopt?
You don't even meet the requirements for adoption!
"Yangzi, listen well!"
"After taming—bah, I mean persuading—the God of War..."
"Who knows, maybe the God of War can help me block a nuclear bomb."
Shen Yuan beamed.
Chu Yang: God of War!?
Is he even worthy of being called a God of War?
He's just a scumbag!
Soon, they arrived at Modu University.
As for why they weren't going back right now...
Shen Yuan: With my and Chu Yang's spiritual power protecting her, if anything were to happen to Shi Yuanyuan...
I'll twist Chu Yang's head off.
Why not twist my own head off?
Because twisting my own head off won't earn me any villain points~
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang stepped out of the car, carrying Shi Yuanyuan.
"Put these on!"
Shen Yuan pulled out a pair of sunglasses and handed them to Chu Yang. "When picking up our sister, we definitely need to look imposing!"
Chu Yang put them on in bewilderment, looked at the eight bodyguards in black suits behind them, and fell into deep thought.
Are you sure we are going to pick up our sister?
Doesn't this look like we're kidnapping a civilian girl?
"Damn, who is this? Such a grand entrance?"
"Obviously a rich kid. With that kind of arrogance, if he isn't a rich kid, I'll twist my own head off!"
"Nonsense, anyone with eyes can see that!"
"What is he doing at our school? Is he here to find someone to warm his bed?"
"Wake up, with your looks, no one would be interested!"
The chatter at the school gate reached his ears, but Shen Yuan didn't care at all!
He corrected Chu Yang's posture a bit, and then...
The group strutted arrogantly into the campus.
"Halt, sign in!"
The security guard uncle at the gate shouted.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Didn't novels say that school security guards are always incompetent?
"Ahem!"
"I'm here to pick up my sister to go home!"
Shen Yuan strode forward. "Uncle Security Guard, I see you're reading a novel on the Tomato app on your phone. May I ask, have you ever read a 'True and Fake Heiress' trope?"
The security guard uncle instantly understood. "So that's how it is..."
"Are you taking the true heiress back to harvest her corneas, draw her blood, and take her bone marrow?"
The security guard uncle grabbed his riot steel fork. "Are you even human?"
"Uncle!"
"We are a decent family!"
"What I want is her true heart!"
Shen Yuan explained.
"What, you want her literal heart too?"
The uncle cursed angrily. "Why are you trafficking organs?"
Shen Yuan covered his face.
Shen Yuan: "Uncle, I meant her sincere feelings!"
Uncle: "Understood, a real heart!"
Shen Yuan: "I mean the feelings in her heart! I want to give her the happiest future, I want to make it up to her!"
"Why didn't you just say that earlier?"
The uncle snorted coldly. "You still have to sign in!"
Shen Yuan: "I donated the teaching building inside!"
"I used to study here!"
"Uncle, are you sure you want to stop me?"
"Do you know that you are blocking your own future?"
Shen Yuan smiled faintly.
"Bullshit, I'm just a security guard, what future do I have?"
The security guard uncle said grumpily.
"Then I'll call the principal!"
Shen Yuan felt helpless.
Scribble, scribble...
Chu Yang had already gone up, writing swiftly, and finished the registration.
He dragged Shen Yuan away, his face full of embarrassment.
He really didn't want to admit he knew this guy!
Look at your playboy attitude, just sign in when you're asked to sign in!
Shen Yuan: "..."
Sorry, I thought having money meant I could do whatever I wanted.
Chu Yang took out his phone and called Chu Yiyi.
It was break time, so whether she had class or not, she could take a call.
Chu Yiyi answered softly, saying she was in the library.
And so...
The group marched imposingly toward the library, and students along the way made way for them.
Their eyes were filled with curiosity and awe.
Shen Yuan: This is what it feels like to be a villain!
Shen Yuan spotted Chu Yiyi at a glance.
The group walked over.
Chu Yiyi was startled.
Holding Shi Yuanyuan, Shen Yuan nodded at Chu Yiyi and shouted, "The three-year period has arrived. We welcome the young miss's return!"
The eight bodyguards said in unison, "We welcome the young miss's return!"
Holy crap!
Chu Yang was dumbfounded.
The surrounding students were also stunned.
Those who knew Chu Yiyi were flabbergasted.
Those who didn't know her became envious.
Chu Yiyi was flustered. "Young Master Shen, what is this..."
"Yiyi!"
Chu Yang stepped forward. "I'm taking you home!"
Chu Yiyi: "..."
Brother, do we even have a home anymore?
"My home is your home!"
Shen Yuan smiled. "Let's go, my good sister!"
"Ah!?"
Chu Yiyi was taken aback. "I'm not your sister, and I still have classes!"
"It's fine, I'll call the principal and have him personally approve your leave!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand. "As for the missed lessons, if you want to learn, I'll hire someone to teach you."
"Yiyi."
"Your brother has made you suffer!"
Shen Yuan sighed emotionally.
"Hello, Auntie!"
Shi Yuanyuan called out timidly.
Only then did Chu Yiyi notice that Shen Yuan was holding someone in his arms.
Chu Yiyi: "..."
She looked at Chu Yang with a resentful expression.
Brother, what dirty agreement did you make with Young Master Shen?
Did you sell yourself, or did you sell me?
"Let's go, get in the car!"
Shen Yuan took out his phone, called the principal, and got everything settled.
Chu Yang smiled. "You'll know in a bit."
"Yo, Chu Yiyi?"
"How much money did you spend to hire all these people to put on a show for you?"
A boy wearing designer clothes and looking quite arrogant walked over with his arm around a heavily made-up girl.
"Zhao Hao, that's enough!"
Chu Yiyi gritted her teeth. "My affairs are none of your business!"
"Heh!"
Zhao Hao sneered. "You are the person Brother Chen has his eyes on."
"Although Brother Chen isn't here today and doesn't know what happened yesterday..."
"But..."
"With me keeping an eye out for Brother Chen, you dare to associate with other men?"
Zhao Hao scoffed.
Shen Yuan handed Shi Yuanyuan to a bodyguard and rolled up his sleeves, ready to go up.
Chu Yang quickly pulled him back. "Let me do it, let me do it. You hit too hard!"
Shen Yuan nodded. "Fine, you do it if you can. If not, shut up!"
Chu Yang immediately got fired up. Oh man, my hot temper.
"What are you looking at?"
Zhao Hao looked Chu Yang up and down sideways, his tone arrogant. "If you know what's good for you, get lost!"
"You're fucking harassing my sister, and you're telling me to get lost?"
Chu Yang sneered.
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"My dad is a real estate developer, and I run with Brother Chen!"
"I don't care if you're Chu Yiyi's brother or not. Even if you were, you'd better get the hell out of my way!" Zhao Hao said disdainfully.
Chu Yang couldn't be bothered to waste his breath on him. He simply took a step forward, grabbed Zhao Hao's arm, and gave it a hard twist.
Crack...
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”