(A note before reading: The IQ of the protagonists and supporting characters in this book depends on the author's IQ and mental state. The author's IQ is decent, but the mental state is unstable... so please leave your brain at the door for a moment.)
(I am Hongri Qingyun, Hongyue Qingyun, Hongri Lingyun, and... Wan Ming!)
Parallel world.
Blue Star, Shanghai, around nine o'clock in the evening, top floor of the Shen Villa.
Shen Yuan suddenly woke up with a start from a custom-made gaming chair worth millions.
"I... I've transmigrated!?"
Shen Yuan looked at his hands and closed his eyes.
The memories in his mind were constantly merging and integrating.
Well... the original owner of this body had just achieved a penta-kill, pulling off such a god-level maneuver for the first time...
In a fit of excitement, he suffered a sudden cardiac arrest?
Shen Yuan: (￣ェ￣;)
The original owner's death was far too abrupt.
Shen Yuan rubbed the bridge of his nose.
He was originally a small-time security guard on Earth, an orphan with no ties or worries.
That day, after getting off work, he encountered the legendary... mud-head truck specifically designed to send people to other worlds.
The mud-head truck... was barreling straight toward a seven or eight-year-old girl!
He was furious in that instant!
He surrendered everything to his adrenaline and then kicked the little girl out of the way.
His last thought was...
Damn!
I guess I saved someone, right?
Well... I'll be taking this transmigration slot.
Little girl, the waters of transmigration are quite deep; you wouldn't be able to handle it!
Better leave it to your big brother!
If you have any conscience at all, have your family burn some paper money for me!
As a result, when he opened his eyes...
He had actually transmigrated to Blue Star, a world almost identical to Earth.
"My previous life was so bitter; in this life, I can finally enjoy myself!"
Shen Yuan smiled, though it was unclear if it was out of joy or sorrow.
The original Shen Yuan was the person in charge of the Shen Group, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and fluent in ten languages.
And all of this now belonged to him!
In this life, people generally pursue two things.
Wealth and beautiful women!
Alright, to put it more civilly... career and love!
Career?
Excuse me, the number one family in Shanghai, the Shen family, has assets starting at a trillion!
As for how much money the family actually had...
Let's put it this way...
The original owner had asked before... all he knew was that his parents were childhood sweethearts from an orphanage who went to university together.
They got married right after graduation... the wedding day was the sixteenth.
His father bought the welfare lottery using the family's birthdates and bought sixteen shares, winning 160 million!
Then, over twenty years...
The 160 million became 1.6 billion, 16 billion, 160 billion, 1.6 trillion...
His father was like someone using a cheat code; his assets skyrocketed.
Last year, his father and mother passed away!
His father said the world was big and he wanted to take his mother to see it, so he dumped the company on him!
A plane crash... they went together, neat and tidy.
The Shen family was now under his command!
There was also a younger sister, who was abroad... well, in the world of female-oriented novels, going abroad is basically like dying; usually, there's no contact for several years.
Love?
Excuse me, as long as he was willing, he could find any kind of beauty.
What a pity...
Shen Yuan rubbed his temples. The original owner was quite a gentleman and was still a damn virgin!
Since I've become you... then I'll take on all your karma!
The enjoyment you were supposed to have, I'll enjoy it for you!
"System, you there?"
"System, I love you!"
"System, activate!"
"System Daddy, I've missed you so much!"
"System Grandpa, please turn on!"
"Old Grandpa, are you there?"
"If Heaven did not give birth to me, Shen the Maniac, the path of the sword would be like an eternal night..."
"My son Wang Teng has the potential of a Great Emperor..."
"At the peak of the immortal realm, proud of the world, with me Shen Yuan, there is Heaven... System, save me!"
Shen Yuan began to ramble nonsense.
Forget it, it doesn't matter if there's no system!
I'll just lie flat and enjoy life in this world!
"Ding! Suitable host detected, binding... 10%... 50%... 100%!"
"Binding successful!"
A voice rang out in Shen Yuan's mind.
Shen Yuan shuddered and stood up abruptly.
It's finally here!
"System, what kind of system are you?"
Shen Yuan took a deep breath and asked.
"Ding, the Supreme Villain System is at your service!"
"This system is dedicated to leading the villain to ruthlessly suppress the Children of Destiny, making the host the ultimate supreme villain!"
"Suppressing Children of Destiny will earn rewards!"
The system stated.
Shen Yuan: "????"
Suppressing Children of Destiny?
So, as a transmigrator, I come over here and I don't even count as a supporting character...
I'm a villain?
"Ding, based on the providence of this world..."
"The density of Children of Destiny in this world is severely over the limit. In layman's terms, protagonists are as common as dogs, and providence is everywhere."
"You could step in a random puddle outside and likely splash three Children of Destiny!"
The system said.
"I know you're using hyperbole," Shen Yuan said with a bitter smile.
"If you weren't using hyperbole... that would be even more terrifying!"
"I'm not doing it!"
Shen Yuan said calmly, "I'm lying flat!"
Villain system? Protagonists everywhere? What kind of hellish start is this?
As a veteran web novel reader of ten years, Shen Yuan instantly understood the weight of this setting.
A villain is a high-risk profession in the web novel world, basically the world's strongest utility man.
Their purpose is to give the protagonist experience, equipment, providence, and women.
In the end, the protagonist steps on their shoulders to reach the top, casually shouting the classic line, 'Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't bully the young for being poor,' before the villain gets their lunch box and exits the stage.
Moreover, the system said protagonists are as common as dogs in this world.
If I go and suppress a protagonist...
Today I bully this one, and tomorrow that one comes back with a golden finger to kill me.
What kind of infinite loop of villainous death-seeking is this?
In the end, when the protagonists want to kill me, will they have to wait in line?
"Ding, the host can obtain Villain Points by bullying, suppressing, or plundering the opportunities of the Children of Destiny!"
"Villain Points can be exchanged for divine weapons, peerless cultivation techniques, heaven-defying constitutions... anything you can imagine, you can exchange for it!"
"Even Pan Gu's blood, Pan Gu's bones, Pan Gu's ribs, Pan Gu's marrow..."
"Anything can be exchanged!"
The system said.
Shen Yuan and the system were completely talking past each other, seemingly not on the same frequency!
"Ding, Beginner's Gift Pack issued!"
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining one million!"
The system said calmly.
Shen Yuan squinted, "Sys, why don't you take a good look at who I am!?"
"Ding, Host, your current wealth is all an illusion!"
"Sooner or later, the True Young Master will return and take everything away from you!"
The system said.
Shen Yuan's face twitched, "True and False Young Master!? I'm the False Young Master!?"
"Ding, yes!" the system said.
The corner of Shen Yuan's mouth curled into a wicked smile, "He's not coming back!"
"Mom and Dad are gone!"
"How is he going to do a DNA test!?"
"Without a DNA test, who can prove he's the True Young Master!?"
Shen Yuan slumped back into his chair, fingers interlaced, and asked back.
"Ding, your younger sister is still alive!"
Sys said, "She can do the DNA test just as well!"
“Unfortunately, the law doesn't recognize it!” Shen Yuan smiled. “Even if he did a DNA test with my sister...”
“It would only prove that he's my sister's brother; it wouldn't prove he's my parents' son!”
“System, do you even understand the law?”
Shen Yuan gave a disdainful smirk.
System: “...”
It was suddenly at a loss for words.
“I was swapped on purpose, wasn't I?”
Shen Yuan chuckled softly. “So, what about the biological parents who swapped me?”
“Ding! It wasn't an intentional swap. As for your biological parents, they've already croaked!”
The System remained incredibly calm. “They were in a car accident ten years ago. The whole family died together, neat and tidy!”
Shen Yuan: “...”
So, you're saying I don't have any lingering ties to deal with?
“Sys, since that's the case...”
“With the Shen family's trillions in assets in my hands, wouldn't it be better if I just kicked back and enjoyed a life of leisure?”
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
