"What are you afraid of me for? Do you not trust me at all?"
Little Wei watched as Du Ran's eyes welled up with crocodile tears. Anyone who didn’t know better would think Du Ran was some kind of saint.
But if we’re talking about saints…
Du Ran probably had nothing to do with that word in her entire life.
"You really have zero self-awareness," Little Wei said to Du Ran.
Du Ran completely ignored her.
Right now, the most important thing for her was to get a clear answer—who did Zhang Yunxiao actually like?
Hearing Du Ran’s words, Zhang Yunxiao could only sigh in exasperation.
Du Ran had a serious lack of self-awareness.
"All I can say is that your interference in my personal life has severely disrupted my normal routine," Zhang Yunxiao said coldly.
Because their apartments were so close, he hadn’t dared to get too close to any other girls all these years.
Du Ran had suffocated him for far too long.
"So… in your eyes, am I just some unwanted nuisance?"
Little Wei was so disgusted she could practically feel her goosebumps hitting the floor. Seriously, was this some kind of melodramatic soap opera?
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just get lost already. Why would anyone ever like you, you narcissistic freak?" Little Wei immediately started pointing fingers at Du Ran.
This girl had clearly lost her mind.
Ling Wanbai tugged at Little Wei’s sleeve.
Little Wei shot her a sidelong glance.
"What, you feel sorry for her?" Little Wei wanted to scream.
Whatever. Maybe this was just how women were—never satisfied with what they had, always eyeing what wasn’t theirs.
"No, just act normal," Ling Wanbai muttered, pulling at Little Wei again. Couldn’t she see Du Ran’s face turning dark with rage?
If Zhang Yunxiao weren’t here, Ling Wanbai was sure Du Ran would’ve lunged at Little Wei and bitten her head off.
And the way Little Wei had acted just now was exactly like…
A yappy little guard dog.
But Ling Wanbai didn’t dare say that out loud, or the girl would definitely throw a tantrum.
"How am I not being normal?" Little Wei snapped, annoyed.
She wanted to bite this mean Ling Wanbai to death.
"Behave." Ling Wanbai ruffled Little Wei’s hair.
Watching the two of them bicker, Du Ran’s fury boiled over. She shoved past Zhang Yunxiao and stormed off.
The box of tomatoes in Zhang Yunxiao’s arms burst open, sending the fruits tumbling down the stairs.
Little Wei put on a pitiful expression. "That crazy woman’s beyond saving. Unlike me, I’d never let your precious tomatoes go to waste."
Zhang Yunxiao’s gloomy mood instantly lifted, a faint smile tugging at his lips.
"Little Wei, don’t tease me. I never expected Du Ran to be this bold."
Then, something occurred to Little Wei.
"Oh, right, Senior Zhang, do you know Du Ran’s parents well? Are they…"
She didn’t finish, but Zhang Yunxiao understood immediately.
"I get it. I’ll talk to them. But she doesn’t have a good relationship with her parents, so I doubt she’ll listen."
Zhang Yunxiao was so stressed he felt like his prostate was swelling.
"If the Zerg really attack, it’ll be too late by then," Little Wei said, squatting in front of him.
Honestly, Zhang Yunxiao was in a tough spot. With Du Ran’s personality, if he didn’t marry her someday, she’d probably go rabid and bite someone.
Little Wei didn’t realize she was basically predicting the future.
"I still have to try," Zhang Yunxiao said, standing up.
But then Little Wei slapped him on the shoulder, making him stumble and nearly drop the tomatoes again.
"Heh heh heh."
Zhang Yunxiao was so unnerved by Little Wei’s creepy laughter that he backed against the wall, cautiously glancing at Ling Wanbai’s expressionless face.
"Uh… Little Wei, are you okay?"
He was genuinely terrified.
If Ling Wanbai lost her temper, his life might as well be over.
And that smile on Little Wei’s face? Absolutely spine-chilling.
"Of course I’m fine. I just wanted to ask—are you willing to contribute to the Federation?"
"Of course! I’m a citizen of the Federation. I’d do anything to protect it," Zhang Yunxiao said quickly.
He loved his homeland. If the Federation needed him, he’d give his life without hesitation.
"Then I’ll count on you for this. Don’t worry, Senior Zhang, I’ll help you win over girls. I’m an expert at making them happy."
Ling Wanbai gave Little Wei a skeptical look.
Yeah, right.
If Little Wei taught Zhang Yunxiao her so-called "methods," Ling Wanbai could only imagine what kind of disaster he’d become.
"Really?" Zhang Yunxiao’s eyes lit up.
Ling Wanbai: "…"
Something ridiculous was definitely about to happen.
"Of course! I’m your junior, why would I lie to you?" Little Wei kept patting his shoulder.
She hadn’t realized it before, but Zhang Yunxiao was actually really useful!
To Ling Wanbai, the scene looked like a big bad wolf tricking a naive little bunny.
And yet, people still fell for it.
"If you say so, I believe you. So… what do you need me to do?"
Zhang Yunxiao had suffered for years. He barely interacted with girls, and even when juniors at school showed interest, he never dared to look their way.
"I need you to use your charm to get evidence of her colluding with the Zerg. But if you’re not comfortable with it, forget it."
Little Wei didn’t like forcing people.
If he refused, she’d just beat Du Ran up in a dark alley. Her magic staff’s new function needed a test subject anyway.
"Wait… charm? Me?" Zhang Yunxiao was baffled.
He thought about it for a long moment.
"I’ll do it."
Ling Wanbai coughed loudly at those three words.
What the hell?
Anyone listening would think this was a wedding vow. Was there anything more absurd?
"Uh—wrong phrasing, sorry." Zhang Yunxiao scratched his head awkwardly.
"Let’s talk inside," Little Wei said, pushing open Ling Wanbai’s door.
Zhang Yunxiao gathered the fallen tomatoes back into the box before following them in.
As long as Du Ran still liked Zhang Yunxiao, she’d take the bait.
But the change in his attitude couldn’t be too sudden.
"You should get drunk. Girls can’t resist a tipsy guy, especially when he starts spilling his heart out. Just… don’t spill anything else, okay?"
Seeing Zhang Yunxiao’s unimpressed look, Little Wei coughed to cover up her less-than-pure implications.
Not that she was that kind of person.
"So what should I say?"
"Tell her you’re disappointed, that you always thought she was a good person."
Little Wei had to pause and cough again, afraid she’d gag mid-sentence.
"Something like that. Then, you ‘accidentally’ pass out at her place." Her tone was grave.
"What? That’s too much of a sacrifice!" Zhang Yunxiao wanted to scream "No way!"
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rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
