Chen Shuo was lying in bed, flipped over, refusing to separate from his quilt.
Su Xiyan crossed her arms in front of her chest, standing in the doorway. She assumed an authoritative demeanor: "Chen Shuo! Get up to make breakfast!"
Chen Shuo threw his phone to Su Xiyan: "Order takeout for us! Pay with my phone. It'll be my treat. Let me sleep a little longer, okay?"
Su Xiyan caught Chen Shuo's phone with one hand, and threw it back to his bed without even glancing at it, clearly indicating her refusal: "No."
"If I order takeout, what would be your purpose for existing?"
Chen Shuo was like an ostrich burying his head in his quilt: "Here's a friendly reminder that I'm your business partner now."
Su Xiyan gave her final warning: "Get up or not?!"
Chen Shuo stubbornly said: “Not getting up!"
"I refuse to get up. What can you do to me?"
"I doubt you'd dare to rip off my quilt."
Next second, Chen Shuo suddenly felt a chill as Su Xiyan really tore off his quilt.
At the moment of snatching away the quilt, Su Xiyan immediately averted her eyes.
Underneath the quilt, Chen Shuo was only wearing a pair of boxer briefs. In the early morning, for a virile young man....well, you get the idea.
Chen Shuo scrambled for the pillow next to him to hide his private parts: "I'm a man of virtue, preserving myself for my future girlfriend. Don't take things too far!"
Su Xiyan's eyebrow twitched slightly: "Is that so?"
Compared to Su Xiyan's calm and composure, Chen Shuo's face turned red again despite himself.
He could only order her to leave: "Now you've seen everything, why are you still not leaving?"
"If you still refuse to leave, I can't guarantee I won't do something irrational in the next moment!"
"I can be very scary! Bear the consequences on your own!"
Su Xiyan had intended to exit the room initially, but Chen Shuo's words piqued her interest instead: "Oh? Let's see how scary you can get."
Chen Shuo felt that Su Xiyan at this moment was simply an overbearing bully forcibly robbing men of their innocence!
So he steeled his heart: "You want to see? I'll show you!!"
After saying so, Chen Shuo pretended to remove the pillow shielding his private area.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiyan remained perfectly composed where she stood, smiling as she enjoyed watching his awkward predicament.
Chen Shuo: "......I lose!"
"What would you like for breakfast? I'll get up and make it now."
Only then did Su Xiyan nod in satisfaction. She picked up the quilt tossed onto the floor and dexterously threw it back to Chen Shuo.
Then she strode out of Chen Shuo’s room, her long legs moving lightly.
Still hugging the quilt on his bed, Chen Shuo felt his mind going blank. Did I just get teased by a girl?
Luckily there were still ingredients purchased beforehand in the fridge. Chen Shuo made seaweed wontons and fried runny eggs. He brewed two cups of soy milk using the soymilk maker. That was finally a breakfast satisfactory to Su Xiyan.
While eating, Su Xiyan casually asked Chen Shuo, "Just now you mentioned preserving yourself for your girlfriend. Too bad you don’t have one currently. If you had a girlfriend, what would you most want to do with her?"
"Do? Is your ‘do’ meant innocently?" Chen Shuo put down his soy milk.
Su Xiyan glared at Chen Shuo. "Answer properly."
Chen Shuo thought for a while and said, "Of course it would be taking her shopping! And eating all kinds of delicious food, buying beautiful clothes. Go watch a movie when tired and so on."
"Finally...." Chen Shuo looked at Su Xiyan, "I won't elaborate on the ‘finally’ part. Telling you would be pointless since you wouldn't understand anyway."
After breakfast, Chen Shuo was about to go back to bed.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiyan didn't give him that chance at all.
"It's weekend today, which means the weekly major cleanup day."
"My closet is messy again. Help me organize it."
This was the agreement previously reached between Su Xiyan and Chen Shuo. So Chen Shuo could only go to her room to help tidy up her closet.
He operated vigorously, sorting dresses, tops, denim shorts, pajamas, sun protection clothing, all kinds of intimate pieces, stockings in various colors and materials. He categorized them properly and placed them in their appropriate locations.
After organizing, the entire closet looked much more spacious.
Tidying it weekly, Su Xiyan's closet would get messy again anyhow. Chen Shuo always felt she did that on purpose.
But he had no proof!
"Satisfied?" Chen Shuo opened all closet doors for Su Xiyan's inspection.
Su Xiyan's cold gaze swept across the closet. Suddenly she heaved a long sigh, "Alas!"
Chen Shuo grew nervous, thinking there couldn't be anything still not done to her satisfaction right?
Su Xiyan walked to the closet. Her slender, fair fingers gently brushed across the clothes. She spoke in a slightly disdainful tone, "Still nothing to wear."
Chen Shuo's eyes bulged out: "This is a four-door closet!! Filled to the brim with clothes, and you tell me you've got nothing to wear?"
Su Xiyan's fox-like eyes brimmed with cunning: "You must have heard this phrase before. A woman's closet always lacks one piece of clothing."
Chen Shuo: "......"
Su Xiyan: "Let's go, time to head out."
Chen Shuo: "Go out? Where to?"
Su Xiyan: "Shopping for clothes, of course."
Chen Shuo: "You go."
Su Xiyan ordered: "And you're coming along."
Chen Shuo flat out refused: "I'm not going."
Su Xiyan coerced him with harsh and gentle tactics: "Currently unknown how many vampires are hiding in Suzhou City. They usually take on ordinary humans' appearance, living ordinary humans' lives. Only when unattended at night would they reveal their original vampire form."
"Since it's Sunday today with many shoppers, it's highly likely we'll encounter vampires concealed among the crowds."
"The more vampires I hunt, the quicker you can reverse your bloodline and become human again."
"So come shopping with me. It benefits you."
Chen Shuo retorted: "Quite the smooth talker huh? Wasting your talent by not becoming a lawyer."
"But you do have a point. I'll take my chances and tag along then!"
At Suzhou City's central mall, Chen Shuo wore fashionable branded attire with black and red Nike shoes, looking several degrees more handsome than his school outfit.
Su Xiyan had on a bodycon mini skirt. Yet her loose, long top sufficiently covered the mini skirt. The shirt hem obscured the entire skirt, making her appear even taller and perfectly proportioned. Those long legs especially, tightly wrapped in black stockings with smooth curves.
Her black hair was simply tied in a bun. She merely filled in her eyebrows, then lightly applied some lipstick.
The light makeup and flawless complexion made her skin seem delicate as if it would rupture at the slightest touch.
Su Xiyan was already dressed quite low-key, but her imposing aura still made her the focal point no matter where she went.
Businesses are always ahead of seasons. Though it was still midsummer, several stores already showcased early autumn attire.
Seeing the autumn couple outfits modeled in a display window, Su Xiyan's eyes flashed brightly.
"This store has nice clothes. Let's go in and take a look."
Chen Shuo walked while playing on his phone, completely oblivious to the glint in Su Xiyan's eyes earlier.
Only when he entered the store did Chen Shuo realize he had stepped right into Su Xiyan's trap.

close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)