Chen Shuo's straight man mindset was acting up again, very speechless: "Su Xiyan, don't worry, I would never steal to eat your lipstick!"
Su Xiyan: "..."
"Chen Shuo... you..."
"Forget it! I hope you remember this sentence!!"
He's really a steel straight man!! A child cannot be taught!
Su Xiyan sat back in the passenger seat angrily, turned her face away, and didn't even want to look at Chen Shuo.
What's the matter? Angry again? Chen Shuo was still thinking, I heard that nowadays college girls like to chase stars, chase those red-lipped and white-teethed little fresh meats? Could it be that Su Xiyan also likes men who put on lipstick?
It shouldn't be so exaggerated! How could she be so vulgar?
A woman's mind is really fucking hard to guess!
After an hour and a half drive, they arrived at the airport.
Chen Shuo found the situation of the flight his mother was taking on the airport arrival screen. It had already landed, and estimated that in another ten minutes or so, his mother would come out from the arrival gate!
Chen Shuo was a little nervous in his heart, and he didn't know if his mother, who was usually the decision maker at home, could get along with the cold and arrogant Su Xiyan?
I heard that the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship is an eternal contradiction of human beings, with no solution.
If his slightly overbearing mother conflicted with the aloof and authoritarian Su Xiyan, which side should he stand on?
In Chen Shuo's mind, he imagined the battle scene between his mother Xu Mei and Su Xiyan, which was extremely miserable without any sign of life!
He couldn't help shuddering!
Too scary!
"What are you thinking about? Your face turned pale."
Su Xiyan noticed Chen Shuo's abnormality and poked him lightly with her elbow.
Chen Shuo came back to his senses: "I was thinking... about the wonderful scene of you getting along with my mother after meeting."
When it came to Chen Shuo's mother, Su Xiyan was actually a little nervous.
She deliberately wore a lady-style outfit suitable for meeting parents today. Even the flaming red lips were changed to light pink. As a result, her temperament was indeed restrained.
She didn't seem to feel relieved either. She took out a small mirror and lipstick from her bag to touch up her make-up.
"Chen Shuo, you smudged my lipstick. You have to be responsible to help me put it on properly."
After speaking, Su Xiyan twisted open the lipstick and handed it to Chen Shuo.
The airport was crowded with people coming and going, especially the arrival hall, which gathered many people coming to pick up.
Chen Shuo was a little unnatural: "You should put it on yourself, my hand shakes a bit."
Su Xiyan was still aggressive, so the two twisted into a ball at the arrival gate.
In the eyes of outsiders, it was just the daily intimate show between a young couple.
It’s just that this pair of young couples had higher appearance scores, just like the eye-catching male and female stars on TV, and the passing passengers couldn't help but take a few more glances.
At this moment, Chen Shuo's mother Xu Mei, dragging her suitcase, walked out of the arrival gate laughing and talking with her colleague Auntie Zhang.
Chen Shuo’s mother Xu Mei was wearing a capable little suit, paired with a light blue shirt, and a blue silk scarf. Her makeup was exquisite.
When she passed by Chen Shuo and Su Xiyan, Xu Mei also noticed this flirting young couple, but Chen Shuo’s head was blocked by the sign held by someone picking up at the airport next to them, so she didn’t recognize her own son.
Xu Mei even ridiculed with her colleague Auntie Zhang: “Old Zhang, look at the young people nowadays, really don’t know any sense of propriety at all.”
“This is still a public place like the airport. What does it look like to laugh and frolic around like this?”
Auntie Zhang also chimed in: “Yes! We old antiques can’t keep up with the pace of young people showing affection!”
“Oh Lady Xu, I think the boy in the couple we just passed by looks a bit like your son Chen Shuo!”
Xu Mei dismissed it with a wave of her hand: “How is that possible? If my son behaves so improperly, I would definitely spank his butt.”
“Old Zhang you must have seen it wrong! I can’t recognize my own son?”
The two said and laughed as they walked past Chen Shuo and Su Xiyan.
Chen Shuo, who was shirking putting on lipstick with Su Xiyan, suddenly stopped the movement in his hand.
"I feel like I just heard my mother's voice."
Su Xiyan also quickly put away the lipstick and stood upright like an obedient little student, and asked in a low voice: "Ah? Did you hear it wrong?"
Chen Shuo: "I didn't hear it wrong. I even heard my mother say she wanted to beat my butt to pieces."
"It sounds exactly the same as when she scolded me when I was a child. How could I have heard it wrong?"
The next second, Chen Shuo's eyes searched for his mother's figure in the crowd and immediately caught up.
"Mom, how did you come out so fast? I didn't see you come out from the exit gate just now?"
"Hello Auntie Zhang!"
Xu Mei and her colleague Auntie Zhang looked at Chen Shuo, glanced at each other.
So, the intimate little couple fighting just now was really her own son?
Auntie Zhang looked at Chen Shuo, then at Xu Mei: "Who was it just now saying that she couldn't recognize her own son?"
Xu Mei immediately interrupted the topic, walked up and patted Chen Shuo on the shoulder:
"Stinky boy, why don't you hurry up and introduce us?"
Everyone's eyes were focused on Su Xiyan.
Su Xiyan took two steps forward, with a sweet smile at the corners of her mouth: "Hello Auntie Chen! Hello Auntie Zhang!"
"My name is Su Xiyan, I'm Chen Shuo's...girlfriend. You can call me Little Su or Xiyan."
"Aunties, you must be tired. Let me carry the luggage."
Seeing Su Xiyan, Xu Mei's face really blossomed into a gorgeous plum blossom: "Little Su is it, oh I’ll just call you Xiyan! It feels more intimate this way."
"Xiyan, how could I let you carry the luggage? This kind of thing should of course be done by the boy to be proper."
After speaking, Xu Mei turned her head and ordered Chen Shuo: "Stinky boy, what are you stunned for, hurry up and come carry stuff!"
"And the bag on Xiyan, you have to carry that too. What does it look like to let a girl carry bags?"
Chen Shuo looked at the palm-sized delicate chain bag on Su Xiyan and felt speechless!
But since the queen mother has spoken, Chen Shuo dare not disobey either.
Su Xiyan was like a victorious general, with a scheming smile of conspiracy on her pretty face. She took off her bag and hung it on Chen Shuo's shoulder.
From the moment she saw Su Xiyan, Chen Mum Xu Mei truly demonstrated what was called [so sweet]!
Holding Su Xiyan's hand, the two walked in front chatting and laughing happily, completely ignoring Chen Shuo dragging luggage and carrying two bags behind them.
The group arrived at the parking lot, put their luggage in the trunk, and then got into the car together.
Chen Shuo drove. Su Xiyan originally wanted to sit in the passenger seat.
But she thought, this was the best opportunity to get close with Chen Shuo’s mother!
So she closed the passenger side door and squeezed in the back with Xu Mei and Auntie Zhang instead.
Xu Mei sat on the left, Auntie Zhang sat in the middle, and Su Xiyan, who got in the car later, could only sit on the right. There was an Auntie Zhang separating her from Chen Shuo’s mother.
Su Xiyan and Xu Mei seemed to have endless topics to chat about, especially when it came to Chen Shuo’s childhood, the two would laugh out loud from time to time.
Auntie Zhang sat in the middle while a retro love song played on the car stereo – I should be under the car... should not be in the car...

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.

lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”