Hoshino Kannon's sudden intrusion was something Gu Chenan could never have expected.
As he sensed Hoshino Kannon's exhaled fragrance and her body scent, Gu Chenan kept swallowing his saliva.
"Did you miss me?"
Hoshino Kannon then moved closer to Gu Chenan's ear and softly asked.
Gu Chenan changed the topic: "Let go of me first, this position is quite uncomfortable."
"Heh."
Hoshino Kannon gently laughed and said, "Call me Kannon-chan."
【Damn, Kannon-chan? I'd rather call you Douban Sauce.】
Although somewhat reluctant, Gu Chenan could only say in this situation: "Kannon-chan, let go of me first."
Hoshino Kannon smiled gently, and whispered in Gu Chenan's ear, "Turn your head around."
"What for?" Gu Chenan was wary.
Hoshino Kannon said softly, "Kiss me and I'll let you go."
"You wish." Gu Chenan immediately responded.
Although Gu Chenan couldn't figure out Hoshino Kannon's logic, he knew her means.
If he really turned around and kissed her, this crazy woman might really twist his neck off.
"Why not, don't you really have no interest in me?" Hoshino Kannon asked.
"That's right, I already told you last time that I have no interest in you at all. The one I like is Su Qianmo."
Even in this critical moment, Gu Chenan didn't forget to stay in character.
Putting everything else aside, Gu Chenan was moved by his own professionalism.
Hearing Gu Chenan's words, Hoshino Kannon was not surprised at all.
The corners of her mouth slightly upturned, then she opened her cherry mouth and bit Gu Chenan's already reddening ear.
Damn!
Feeling Hoshino Kannon's warm, moist mouth clasping his ear, Gu Chenan's eyes widened in shock.
【Damn, this crazy woman isn't just sloth-like, she's also dog-like!】
【Biting people without reason, what a nasty habit!】
【Got my whole ear wet with her saliva, so dirty!】
"Speak properly, don't bite people!" Gu Chenan said, clicking his tongue.
But Hoshino Kannon ignored him completely, biting and licking Gu Chenan's ear, almost sucking it numb.
【What exactly does this crazy woman want to do? Is my ear that tasty?】
【It must taste pretty sweet, I guess!】
【Seems I should try a bite to see what it tastes like. (o『o)】
After a long while, Hoshino Kannon lifted her head up and softly asked again, "Well?"
"No feeling," Gu Chenan directly shook his head.
Damn!
Hoshino Kannon was cursing wildly in her heart.
Since when did Gu Chenan become such a gentleman? Among the East Sea population he was known to be a complete playboy!
How come when I try to seduce him like this, he has no reaction at all?
It was just then that Hoshino Kannon let her guard down, and Gu Chenan seized this opportunity.
He quickly turned around, and before Hoshino Kannon could react, he pushed her off of him and pressed both hands down firmly on her shoulders, pinning her tightly to the bed.
Only then did Gu Chenan see clearly that Hoshino Kannon today was wearing a tight white off-the-shoulder bodycon dress, scandalously short, completely revealing her lower body.
"What exactly are you trying to do?" Gu Chenan glared at Hoshino Kannon and asked fiercely.
Face-to-face combat with Hoshino Kannon, Gu Chenan did not fear, so he spoke more confidently now.
Hoshino Kannon looked at him longingly, gently biting her lip, "Young Master Gu, you really don't know what I want to do?"
Gu Chenan didn't bother with idle chatter, pointing a finger at Hoshino Kannon, "I'm warning you, stay away from me!"
Hoshino Kannon smiled slightly, raised her head and took Gu Chenan's finger into her mouth.
【Damn, this is...】
Gu Chenan was shocked and quickly pulled his finger out.
"Behave yourself!"
"Young Master Gu, can't you understand my feelings yet?" Hoshino Kannon's face revealed a pitiful look, so touching it was hard to look at.
"I don't care what your feelings are. The one I like is Su Qianmo. Please behave yourself." Gu Chenan looked away as he spoke.
However, Hoshino Kannon's legs were restless again. She slowly raised her two white silk-stockinged legs and crossed them over each other, revealing her pink toes in front of Gu Chenan,
"Want to have a taste?"
These words left Gu Chenan completely stunned.
【Foul, too foul!】
【She's actually trying to seduce me with her feet!】
【That's my weakness!】
【I wonder if her feet smell, hehe, they must be sweet!】
【I should try a bite to see what they taste like. (o『o)】
Thinking this, Gu Chenan unconsciously walked towards Hoshino Kannon's toes.
But right then, he suddenly came to his senses.
【No good, almost fell for it!】
【This crazy woman actually knows my weakness, trying to seduce me this way!】
Gu Chenan quickly retreated several steps, shaking his head, "No, who knows if you have foot fungus."
Huh?
These words left Hoshino Kannon totally awkward.
She pouted, crossing her arms, "I don't!"
"Oh." Gu Chenan shook his head again, "Still don't want to."
Hmm?
Hoshino Kannon was puzzled.
Last time Gu Chenan said in his inner voice that he wanted to taste her feet, but now he didn't want to?
She had specially worn white stockings today based on what he said in his inner voice.
"Then what do you want?" Hoshino Kannon asked, perplexed.
Gu Chenan pointed at the window, nodding, "I want you to leave the same way you came."
Hoshino Kannon: #
I don't believe this!
She bounced up, "Leaving!"
As she left, she cast a resentful glance at Gu Chenan, thinking to herself: Just you wait, I will definitely make you fall for me!
Once you've fallen for me, I'll mercilessly kill you!
You said you wanted to taste my feet but when I came you didn't want to, that's too unfair!
Just toying with me!
Hoshino Kannon stood resentfully at the window, glared at Gu Chenan, then leapt up lightly and disappeared without a trace.
Gu Chenan hurried to the window, stuck his head out to look around, and after making sure Hoshino Kannon had really left, he slammed the window shut.
And locked it directly.
Then he briskly walked out of the room, saying to Ma Bing in the main hall, "Ma Bing, go buy an electric shock device to install on my window."
【I don't believe this, if you sneak back in through the window again, I'll piss all over you and electrocute you!】
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【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
