I can't even hope for him

"Come on Gu Shao, I'm also feeling a bit hungry," Su Qianmo said from the side.

Gu Chenan originally didn't want to go up, but he had no choice since Su Qianmo had spoken up, so he had to go up.

Gu Chenan helplessly sighed, "Then let's go up to eat."

【Damn it, it's just a meal, you two better not think of taking me up to the big round bed!】

【I'm a gentleman, don't try to taint my innocence!】

Gu Chenan's inner voice appeared, and the expressions of both women became strange.

Su Qianmo pouted, shyly lowering her head.

It seems that Gu Shao is still upset about what happened under the bright moonlight last time~

But still, I'm your fiancée, so what I did wasn't too much!

While Liu Mingrui had a mischievous smile, secretly thinking:

This Gu Chenan is really afraid that we'll eat him up, tsk tsk tsk~

The three of them went upstairs to the dining room and took their seats.

Liu Mingrui sent another WeChat message to Zhang Fuyang. Soon after, Zhang Fuyang brought several qipao-clad maids carrying various dishes and walked in.

When Zhang Fuyang saw the looks of Su Qianmo and Liu Mingrui, his eyes were about to pop out of their sockets.

Although the two women were wrapped in white blankets and he didn't see anything,

he knew very well that what they were both wearing were dead girl outfits.

The charm of dead girl outfits with over-the-knee socks needs no further explanation, right?

Plus the identities of these two women were also not simple. One was the young miss of the Su family as well as the number one beauty CEO in East China.

While the other was the daughter of the God of War, and also the youngest female general.

For them to make Gu Chenan wear dead girl outfits and over-the-knee socks was truly unbelievable!

Instantly, Zhang Fuyang was extremely impressed with Gu Chenan.

As expected of Gu Shao!

To actually have Miss Su and Miss Liu eating out of the palm of his hand!

Impressive, impressive!

From now on, if anyone dares to say Gu Shao is a useless playboy, I'll give them a slap.

Forget everything else, Gu Shao's skills at picking up girls can't be matched by others even after decades of practice!

......

"Gu Shao, the dishes have all been served, I'll take my leave first."

After the maids had put all kinds of dishes on the table, Zhang Fuyang bowed to Gu Chenan and the two women with a smile, before leaving happily.

Looking at the table full of dishes, Gu Chenan, who wasn't that hungry before, instantly became hungry.

The cuisine here was Sichuan cuisine, but it wasn't the commonly known mala-focused Sichuan cuisine.

On the contrary, the Sichuan cuisine here was all light-tasting.

For example, boiled cabbage, bamboo shoot and liver soup and so on...

In short, none of the dishes on the table were brightly colored.

Gu Chenan didn't ask the two women and directly picked up his chopsticks to start eating.

But at this moment, he frowned, then looked down.

He saw the two women's feet, one black-stockinged and one white-stockinged, were already placed in his arms.

Of course, it was Liu Mingrui who moved her foot first, and Su Qianmo was not to be outdone.

Looking at these two beautiful feet that had been made smooth and delicate by the pool water, Gu Chenan's frown deepened even more.

【Damn it, are you trying to stop me from eating?!】

【Are your feet itchy? Shall I buy some medicine for foot odour? 】

【Or if your feet are itchy you can scratch them yourself, don't affect my meal!】

【Damn it, still not done with your mischief?!】

Hearing Gu Chenan's inner voice, both women had sly smiles as they lowered their heads to hold back their laughter.

Gu Chenan was also not going to indulge them. He put down his chopsticks, took one foot in each hand and pushed them away, his face full of black lines, "Eat properly!"

Liu Mingrui pouted and picked up a pig's trotter, "By the way Chenan, it's almost Grandpa's birthday, don't forget about it."

Master Liu's big birthday was one of the more important plots in the early part of the novel, Gu Chenan would definitely not forget it.

Moreover, Gu Chenan was also imagining that Master Liu could pull the storyline back onto the right track a little.

"I know, I won't forget," Gu Chenan said,

Liu Mingrui smiled. "That's good then."

Perhaps because she saw Liu Mingrui talking to Gu Chenan, Su Qianmo also spoke up, "Gu Shao, I'm planning to hire a personal bodyguard these days."

Afraid that Gu Chenan would get the wrong idea, she quickly added, "A female one!"

Hmm?

Gu Chenan was taken aback.

In the original storyline, Su Qianmo had never hired a personal bodyguard before, so why did she suddenly want to find one now?

However, Gu Chenan didn't dwell on it too much. After all, with the current storyline completely messed up, it wasn't strange for Su Qianmo to do something not in the original storyline.

"Got anyone in mind?" Gu Chenan asked as he picked up food with his chopsticks.

"Yes," Su Qianmo nodded, "A few days ago a Japanese exchange student came, I feel she's quite good."

Gu Chenan nodded without thinking too much about it. He just responded perfunctorily, "That's good then, I was going to offer to help you find someone if you couldn't."

"No need to trouble you Gu Shao, that Japanese exchange student is quite skilled in combat, and she's also an obedient, soft and tender girl," Su Qianmo said.

"That sounds pretty good," Gu Chenan still responded perfunctorily as he picked up food.

Seeing that Gu Chenan didn't seem to want to chat with them, the two women tactfully kept quiet and concentrated on their meal.

Little did they know, Gu Chenan's mind was now full of Master Liu's upcoming storyline.

In the original storyline, after winning the ancient martial arts competition, Lin Yu went to the Liu residence to celebrate Master Liu's birthday.

Among the guests from Suzhou that day was a man named Liang Bufan.

He was quite well known in the Suzhou ancient martial arts circles, having defeated countless masters there. He also had quite a reputation in Yanjing.

So this arrogant cannon fodder, relying on his exceptionally strong skills, verbally provoked Lin Yu.

And it just so happened that under Tang Yunjin's guidance, Lin Yu's ancient martial arts skills had improved again. So he wanted to spar with the man to entertain everyone.

In the end, despite everyone not fancying his chances, Lin Yu easily defeated Liang Bufan and slapped their faces.

Why do I say that this clichéd face-slapping subplot was very important?

Because it was precisely because Lin Yu defeated Liang Bufan that hostility grew between him and the Suzhou ancient martial arts circles.

This eventually led to Lin Yu stomping all over the Suzhou ancient martial arts circles, making a name for himself and laying the foundation to change the setting to Suzhou.

It could be said that this was a necessary subplot for the story's change of setting.

It was just that, like the previous storyline, this subplot was also unbearably clichéd.

What Gu Chenan was somewhat worried about was whether, with the current champion not being Lin Yu, would Liang Bufan still verbally provoke Lin Yu?

This was not really a big problem in itself. The main worry was what if Liang Bufan verbally provoked him instead?

After all, he was the current champion of the competition...

What a headache...

He currently had no self-defense capability whatsoever. If he didn't accept the challenge, it would ruin his image.

But if he did accept, he was afraid he would be beaten into shitting himself in front of so many people.

Ugh~ Annoying.

Thinking of this, Gu Chenan glared at the two women.

You tell me, things would have gone smoothly if the storyline had just followed the script. But for some reason these two female leads had something wrong with their brains.

They just had to force me into an impossible situation.

Damn it, it ain't easy playing the villain role!

Not only do I have to watch out for the Dragon King killing me, I still have to fucking maintain my image.

Just get me a slab of tofu to let me smash my head to death on it, save me from this suffering.