<Gu Chenan> was completely speechless today.
Not only did he make the male lead <Lin Yu> faint and pass out, he also encountered the inexplicable arrival of <Su Qianmo>.
It was already enough to give him a headache that <Liu Mingrui> had inexplicably come here, and now there was another <Su Qianmo>...
It was terribly frustrating.
However, at this moment, neither of the two women's attention was on him, as both were thinking of how to stake their claim.
The battle began with <Su Qianmo>'s words about the Moonlight Dinner.
Moonlight Dinner?!
<Liu Mingrui>'s eyes shuddered, looking at <Gu Chenan> in some disbelief.
That's not possible!
<Gu Chenan> doesn't like <Su Qianmo>, how could he take her to a place like that?
[Sigh, what a mess!]
[<Su Qianmo>, I did go with you to Moonlight Dinner once, but nothing happened between us.
You're making it sound like I take you there all the time!]
Just then, <Gu Chenan>'s inner voice appeared.
<Liu Mingrui> was instantly delighted.
So that was it. Good, so <Su Qianmo> was trying to stake her claim with this true but misleading story.
Humph. Immature!
<Liu Mingrui> gently shook <Gu Chenan>'s arm and said coyly, "Chen An, do you still want to see me wearing black stockings and a bunny girl outfit? We were interrupted last time in my room, so you must not have had your fill of enjoyment yet?"
<Gu Chenan>: ???
Black stockings bunny girl outfit?
<Su Qianmo> was also shocked.
So this seasoned female general <Liu Mingrui> would wear this kind of outfit for Young Master Gu to see? And it happened in her room?
Well, since <Liu Mingrui> would act spoiled with Young Master Gu, it's not that surprising she would wear a black stockings bunny girl outfit for his enjoyment.
But this shows even more clearly that <Liu Mingrui> is definitely interested in Young Master Gu!
Humph!
Do you think Young Master Gu will be interested in you just because he saw you wearing that kind of tantalizing outfit?
Let me tell you, impossible!
Young Master Gu is a gentleman, he would not be easily manipulated by you.
Thinking of this, <Su Qianmo>'s mouth curved up into a smile. "Young Master Gu, remember how good my massage felt for you at the beach party last time? Should I give you another massage today too?"
<Gu Chenan>: ?
Damn, don't be like this you two!
Who are you talking to, me or each other?
I can't even get a word in!
"I'm saying..."
<Gu Chenan> had just opened his mouth, but before he could finish speaking, <Liu Mingrui> said, "Chen An, do you still remember the promise you made to me when I went to the battlefield with my dad and you sent me off?"
"You said that when I come back, you would be with me."
Damn!
<Gu Chenan> was speechless.
The situation had gotten completely out of control.
These two women had fully switched into battle mode!
Hearing <Liu Mingrui>'s words, <Su Qianmo> frowned.
Wow, so there were premeditated plans!
Young Master Gu is mine, he made you that promise when he was still young. Besides, he already has an engagement with me!
Then, <Su Qianmo> looked at <Gu Chenan> and said, "Young Master Gu, it felt so good when you massaged my feet last time."
Hmm?
<Liu Mingrui> frowned.
Massaging feet?!
Chen An even has this attentive side?
"Chen An, you're so attentive. Last time you wanted to massage me in my room but got interrupted. Why don't you come over to my house today and give me a massage?"
As she spoke, <Liu Mingrui> looked past <Gu Chenan> towards <Su Qianmo>.
<Su Qianmo> was not one to back down, and continued, "Young Master Gu, thank you so much for all those gifts you gave me."
Hearing this, <Liu Mingrui> gritted her teeth. So we're talking about the past huh?
Fine, let's talk about the past then!
She said in a delicate voice, "Chen An, do you still remember when we went to the amusement park when we were young, and you held me while we rode the carousel? That was pure bliss."
Humph!
<Su Qianmo> disdainfully sneered.
"Young Master Gu, you fell for me at first sight that night, and said you would definitely have me one day. Just thinking about it now still feels sweet."
Sweet? Sweet my ass!
<Liu Mingrui> rolled her eyes.
Everyone knows you were completely indifferent towards Chen An in the past. Liar!
"Young Master Gu..."
"Chen An..."
<Su Qianmo> and <Liu Mingrui>'s words surrounded <Gu Chenan> like 360 degree spatial audio.
<Gu Chenan> closed his eyes in despair.
"System, can I restart?"
This was way too ridiculous, the plot had completely fallen apart, and the female leads' characters had been thoroughly ruined. Plus I made the male lead pass out.
Things literally could not get any worse.
"Young Master Gu, what's wrong?"
Just then, <Su Qianmo> noticed something off about <Gu Chenan> and asked concernedly.
<Gu Chenan> opened his eyes with a sigh, shaking his head despondently, "Nothing, just a bit..."
"A bit what, did <Lin Yu>'s punch injure you?" <Liu Mingrui> also asked with concern.
"No." <Gu Chenan> shook his head, heaving a long sigh. "I just feel a bit like I don't want to live anymore."
<Su Qianmo>: ?
<Liu Mingrui>: ?
"Young Master Gu...what happened to you?" There was a shocked look in <Su Qianmo>'s beautiful eyes.
<Liu Mingrui> immediately shook <Gu Chenan>'s arm, "Chen An, what exactly is going on with you?"
<Gu Chenan> exerted force to withdraw his arms from their embraces.
"Can you two be normal?" he asked.
"Hmm?" <Su Qianmo> and <Liu Mingrui> were puzzled.
"I'm saying, aren't you two being way too ridiculous?" <Gu Chenan> looked at them sternly but calmly.
"What's wrong, Chen An giegie?" <Liu Mingrui> blinked her big eyes rapidly at <Gu Chenan>.
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<Gu Chenan> gritted his teeth, "Talk properly!"
"You're Old Master Liu's daughter, a female general. What kind of behavior is this?"
Then he turned to look at <Su Qianmo>, "And you!"
"Me?" <Su Qianmo> was slightly surprised.
"You..."
<Gu Chenan> struggled for a bit before reluctantly compromising with his character setting, "You...look so beautiful today."
Hearing this, <Su Qianmo> smiled smugly.
Teehee, Young Master Gu scolded <Liu Mingrui> then praised me immediately after. He must like me more compared to <Liu Mingrui>.
Whereas <Liu Mingrui> had a sulky, gnashing expression.
She didn't feel that <Gu Chenan> liked <Su Qianmo> more, but felt bad for <Gu Chenan>.
Why does Chen An have to pretend to fawn over <Su Qianmo>?
He obviously doesn't like <Su Qianmo>.
Although he scolded me and praised <Su Qianmo>, that's definitely not what he truly feels.
Humph!
Don't get complacent, <Su Qianmo>.
I will definitely make Chen An mine!
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(It's the 30th, happy new year to all the reader masters!)
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