<Gu Chenan> was completely speechless today.
Not only did he make the male lead <Lin Yu> faint and pass out, he also encountered the inexplicable arrival of <Su Qianmo>.
It was already enough to give him a headache that <Liu Mingrui> had inexplicably come here, and now there was another <Su Qianmo>...
It was terribly frustrating.
However, at this moment, neither of the two women's attention was on him, as both were thinking of how to stake their claim.
The battle began with <Su Qianmo>'s words about the Moonlight Dinner.
Moonlight Dinner?!
<Liu Mingrui>'s eyes shuddered, looking at <Gu Chenan> in some disbelief.
That's not possible!
<Gu Chenan> doesn't like <Su Qianmo>, how could he take her to a place like that?
[Sigh, what a mess!]
[<Su Qianmo>, I did go with you to Moonlight Dinner once, but nothing happened between us.
You're making it sound like I take you there all the time!]
Just then, <Gu Chenan>'s inner voice appeared.
<Liu Mingrui> was instantly delighted.
So that was it. Good, so <Su Qianmo> was trying to stake her claim with this true but misleading story.
Humph. Immature!
<Liu Mingrui> gently shook <Gu Chenan>'s arm and said coyly, "Chen An, do you still want to see me wearing black stockings and a bunny girl outfit? We were interrupted last time in my room, so you must not have had your fill of enjoyment yet?"
<Gu Chenan>: ???
Black stockings bunny girl outfit?
<Su Qianmo> was also shocked.
So this seasoned female general <Liu Mingrui> would wear this kind of outfit for Young Master Gu to see? And it happened in her room?
Well, since <Liu Mingrui> would act spoiled with Young Master Gu, it's not that surprising she would wear a black stockings bunny girl outfit for his enjoyment.
But this shows even more clearly that <Liu Mingrui> is definitely interested in Young Master Gu!
Humph!
Do you think Young Master Gu will be interested in you just because he saw you wearing that kind of tantalizing outfit?
Let me tell you, impossible!
Young Master Gu is a gentleman, he would not be easily manipulated by you.
Thinking of this, <Su Qianmo>'s mouth curved up into a smile. "Young Master Gu, remember how good my massage felt for you at the beach party last time? Should I give you another massage today too?"
<Gu Chenan>: ?
Damn, don't be like this you two!
Who are you talking to, me or each other?
I can't even get a word in!
"I'm saying..."
<Gu Chenan> had just opened his mouth, but before he could finish speaking, <Liu Mingrui> said, "Chen An, do you still remember the promise you made to me when I went to the battlefield with my dad and you sent me off?"
"You said that when I come back, you would be with me."
Damn!
<Gu Chenan> was speechless.
The situation had gotten completely out of control.
These two women had fully switched into battle mode!
Hearing <Liu Mingrui>'s words, <Su Qianmo> frowned.
Wow, so there were premeditated plans!
Young Master Gu is mine, he made you that promise when he was still young. Besides, he already has an engagement with me!
Then, <Su Qianmo> looked at <Gu Chenan> and said, "Young Master Gu, it felt so good when you massaged my feet last time."
Hmm?
<Liu Mingrui> frowned.
Massaging feet?!
Chen An even has this attentive side?
"Chen An, you're so attentive. Last time you wanted to massage me in my room but got interrupted. Why don't you come over to my house today and give me a massage?"
As she spoke, <Liu Mingrui> looked past <Gu Chenan> towards <Su Qianmo>.
<Su Qianmo> was not one to back down, and continued, "Young Master Gu, thank you so much for all those gifts you gave me."
Hearing this, <Liu Mingrui> gritted her teeth. So we're talking about the past huh?
Fine, let's talk about the past then!
She said in a delicate voice, "Chen An, do you still remember when we went to the amusement park when we were young, and you held me while we rode the carousel? That was pure bliss."
Humph!
<Su Qianmo> disdainfully sneered.
"Young Master Gu, you fell for me at first sight that night, and said you would definitely have me one day. Just thinking about it now still feels sweet."
Sweet? Sweet my ass!
<Liu Mingrui> rolled her eyes.
Everyone knows you were completely indifferent towards Chen An in the past. Liar!
"Young Master Gu..."
"Chen An..."
<Su Qianmo> and <Liu Mingrui>'s words surrounded <Gu Chenan> like 360 degree spatial audio.
<Gu Chenan> closed his eyes in despair.
"System, can I restart?"
This was way too ridiculous, the plot had completely fallen apart, and the female leads' characters had been thoroughly ruined. Plus I made the male lead pass out.
Things literally could not get any worse.
"Young Master Gu, what's wrong?"
Just then, <Su Qianmo> noticed something off about <Gu Chenan> and asked concernedly.
<Gu Chenan> opened his eyes with a sigh, shaking his head despondently, "Nothing, just a bit..."
"A bit what, did <Lin Yu>'s punch injure you?" <Liu Mingrui> also asked with concern.
"No." <Gu Chenan> shook his head, heaving a long sigh. "I just feel a bit like I don't want to live anymore."
<Su Qianmo>: ?
<Liu Mingrui>: ?
"Young Master Gu...what happened to you?" There was a shocked look in <Su Qianmo>'s beautiful eyes.
<Liu Mingrui> immediately shook <Gu Chenan>'s arm, "Chen An, what exactly is going on with you?"
<Gu Chenan> exerted force to withdraw his arms from their embraces.
"Can you two be normal?" he asked.
"Hmm?" <Su Qianmo> and <Liu Mingrui> were puzzled.
"I'm saying, aren't you two being way too ridiculous?" <Gu Chenan> looked at them sternly but calmly.
"What's wrong, Chen An giegie?" <Liu Mingrui> blinked her big eyes rapidly at <Gu Chenan>.
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<Gu Chenan> gritted his teeth, "Talk properly!"
"You're Old Master Liu's daughter, a female general. What kind of behavior is this?"
Then he turned to look at <Su Qianmo>, "And you!"
"Me?" <Su Qianmo> was slightly surprised.
"You..."
<Gu Chenan> struggled for a bit before reluctantly compromising with his character setting, "You...look so beautiful today."
Hearing this, <Su Qianmo> smiled smugly.
Teehee, Young Master Gu scolded <Liu Mingrui> then praised me immediately after. He must like me more compared to <Liu Mingrui>.
Whereas <Liu Mingrui> had a sulky, gnashing expression.
She didn't feel that <Gu Chenan> liked <Su Qianmo> more, but felt bad for <Gu Chenan>.
Why does Chen An have to pretend to fawn over <Su Qianmo>?
He obviously doesn't like <Su Qianmo>.
Although he scolded me and praised <Su Qianmo>, that's definitely not what he truly feels.
Humph!
Don't get complacent, <Su Qianmo>.
I will definitely make Chen An mine!
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(It's the 30th, happy new year to all the reader masters!)
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
