What the hell?
Why is the female lead suddenly speaking to me nicely?
Her character is off, definitely off. Shouldn't you be looking down on me disdainfully before flying into a rage?
Damn it, why are you ruining my plans!
Gu Chenan immediately shook his head and said, "No..."
But before he could get the words out, he suddenly felt something warm appear in his arms.
Looking down, he realized it was Su Qianmo's fair legs emitting a white fragrance.
He saw Su Qianmo cross her legs to one side of Gu Chenan, with both feet stacked neatly in Gu Chenan's arms!
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell!
What's going on?
Is the female lead...seducing me?
Gu Chenan swallowed his saliva. Facing the temptation of the black silk jade feet, he couldn't wait to start appreciating them properly.
"Qianmo, you..."
"What's wrong? Didn't I say it right?" Su Qianmo smiled, but her smile was full of threatening overtones.
"Young Master Gu, when I was young I also entertained important clients. I know some things are unavoidable. I understand that," Su Tianming's face showed a trace of a loving smile again.
"Young Master Gu, when I was young and went out to entertain important clients, I would also go to places of debauchery. I know about these things too," said Su Qianmo's mother with a smile.
"That's nothing. Besides, your Gu family is so prominent, as the future helm of the Gu family you have no need to do this at all. But you still tire yourself with entertaining, doesn't this show that you are not a debauched playboy?"
Damn!
When Gu Chenan heard these words, his expression changed instantly.
I was trying to leave a bad impression on Uncle Su and Aunt Su, but with just a few words from Su Qianmo, she turned the meaning around completely.
I didn't mean to say I entertain important clients! I was simply trying to tell you that I'm the kind of person who could be missing for days visiting brothels!
"Uncle, what I mean is..."
Just as Gu Chenan was about to retort, Su Qianmo's pair of jade feet gently kicked his belly.
"Young Master Gu, eat some more."
Su Qianmo interrupted Gu Chenan by putting some fish maw into his bowl with her chopsticks.
Gu Chenan still wouldn't give up. He opened his mouth to continue, but as soon as he did, Su Qianmo's chopsticks clipped a piece of beef over.
"Here Young Master Gu, try this beef, it's very tasty."
"Thank you." Gu Chenan forced out a smile, then prepared to open his mouth again to tell Uncle Su and Aunt Su about his true debauched nature.
But at this moment—
"Here Young Master Gu, this eel is very tender, try it."
Another piece of eel was put into Gu Chenan's bowl.
Gu Chenan was speechless.
Sis, are you going to let me speak or not!
Gu Chenan gritted his teeth, determined in his beliefs.
No matter what, he must not be interrupted by Su Qianmo the next time he tries to speak!
If he can't destroy this marriage, Dragon King Lin Yu will definitely kill him ahead of time. How else could he survive to the ending then?
Thinking of this, Gu Chenan took a deep breath and spoke louder, "Uncle, Auntie, I—"
Before he finished speaking, Su Qianmo's pair of black silk feet kicked fiercely at Gu Chenan's belly, right at his vital point!
The pain made Gu Chenan immediately clench his teeth and shut his mouth.
Damn, this female lead...is too vicious!
She actually attacked my cock. Ow ow ow, she's killing me!
"What's wrong Young Master Gu, are you okay?" Seeing Gu Chenan's pained expression, Su Tianming quickly asked.
"It's...it's nothing." Gu Chenan said with gritted teeth as he waved his hand.
Su Qianmo beside him had a face of satisfaction, raising her brows as she looked at Gu Chenan, who still hadn't recovered from the pain. "Young Master Gu, what happened? Why did you suddenly stop talking?"
Gu Chenan glanced at the smug Su Qianmo, forcing out a pained smile. "It's nothing, nothing."
He had no choice, since Gu Chenan's character setting was as Su Qianmo's loyal dog.
If his villain image collapsed, he wouldn't be able to return to the real world even if he survived to the ending.
"That's good, hurry up and eat." Su Qianmo said with a smile.
Gu Chenan nodded, looking down at his small bowl. It was originally empty but now piled up to over 10 centimeters with food, completely filled!
Damn, you piled me with so much stuff just to shut me up?
Why is this happening? Not only did the storyline go awry, even the female lead's character collapsed!
Gu Chenan was afraid, completely afraid.
He was afraid his cock would be ruined before he could say what he needed to.
If that really happened, forget about enjoying tender models at the club!
Might as well obediently eat for now...
...
After three rounds of dishes and five flavors of wine, the family banquet was coming to an end.
Gu Chenan contacted Ma Bing to come pick him up from the Su family.
After all, he had been drinking and drunk driving was no joke.
Besides, there's a saying, don't drink and drive, don't drive when you drink.
Even as the villain, he had to value his life. In case something happened from drunk driving, not only would it change the storyline, he might just straight up die.
"Young Master Gu, why don't you stay over tonight? We have guest rooms," said Su Tianming, happy from the drinking at the thought of the Su family gaining the Gu family's backing.
"No need, Uncle Su, I'll still go back home. It's not very convenient to stay here."
"Aiya, what's inconvenient about it? Or how about I have Qianmo keep you company tonight?" Su Tianming was drunk, so he had lost his sense of propriety.
Su Qianmo's face flushed red beside him, but she didn't make a sound.
"No need, no need!" Gu Chenan was so frightened by these words he sobered up halfway, hurriedly waving his hands.
If he really slept with Su Qianmo tonight, Lin Yu would definitely skin him alive afterward.
There's a saying, drinking to drown your sorrows will only make you more sorrowful. Gu Chenan's mind was full of thoughts on how to get rid of this big trouble called Su Qianmo.
Luckily, he and Su Qianmo only had an engagement for now rather than immediately getting married.
So there was still quite a bit of room to maneuver.
Anyway, his character setting was that of a scumbag, so next he would have to put on a performance for Su Qianmo of what a real scumbag is like!
Thinking of this, Gu Chenan's gaze became firm again.
Thirty years east, thirty years west, don't bully me for being young—I'm the villain!
Su Qianmo, I'm going to let you know what kind of person I really am and make you completely disappointed in me!
Don't be silly girl, only Dragon King Lin Yu is your true destiny.
Don't come curse me!
Don't provoke me!
Hearing Gu Chenan's inner thoughts, a trace of gloom flashed across Su Qianmo's peerless face.
What do you mean only Dragon King Lin Yu is my destiny? Didn't I already tell you I have no relationship with him whatsoever!
Yet you, just to avoid marrying me, said such nonsense in front of my parents.
Heaven on earth? Don't think I don't know you've never actually been there!
You want to escape from my palm? Teeheehee, impossible!
A trace of slyness flashed across her face as she felt utterly delighted inside.
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