"Hahaha! You’ve got a sharp eye, kid!"
Zhao Pinglu pointed at Xu Mu and laughed. After all, Miao He had already drunk the wine laced with Spring Night Grass. Now, they could all relax.
Having this servant pour the wine wouldn’t be a problem.
Xu Mu filled Fang Chu’s glass first, then Zhao Pinglu’s.
"Come on, Second Brother, let’s keep drinking!"
Zhao Pinglu raised his glass with a grin.
"Bottoms up!"
Miao He downed the entire glass of liquor in one go.
Fang Chu’s smile widened as he finished his drink.
Miao He had already gulped down two large glasses. The thought of what was coming next excited him.
Honestly, he’d never had the chance to play with such a powerful ancient martial artist before. He wondered how different she’d be from ordinary people.
Seeing that Fang Chu and Zhao Pinglu had emptied their glasses, Xu Mu refilled them with the drugged wine.
When the time felt right, Xu Mu leaned in and whispered something into Miao He’s ear.
Only then did Miao He snap out of it—she’d been so focused on drinking that she’d forgotten the real purpose of this meeting.
Her face was flushed, but thanks to inheriting her father’s tolerance, she was still clear-headed.
"Third Brother, shouldn’t you tell me the location now?"
"Hahaha! I’ll tell you in a bit. Why don’t you head home first? I’ve got some business to wrap up here, but I’ll come find you afterward."
Zhao Pinglu was also grinning.
He and Fang Chu had already agreed—once Fang Chu was done with her, he’d take his turn.
A body like hers was too good to just kill off.
"Fine."
Miao He swayed slightly as she stood up. She took a deep breath, steadying herself, then headed for the manor’s exit.
Xu Mu held the wine bottle in one hand and supported Miao He with the other, making sure she didn’t stumble.
Once they got into the car, Xu Mu drove them away.
"I just saved your life," he said coolly, glancing at Miao He.
"Saved my life by pouring me a drink? You’ve got some nerve!"
Miao He rolled down the window, letting the breeze cool her face.
"You think I was just pouring wine?"
Xu Mu pointed at the bottle at his feet. "That had Spring Night Grass in it. I switched it out."
"Spring Night Grass?"
Miao He sobered up instantly, then smirked. "How would you know that?"
"I could smell it. If you don’t believe me, take a sip. There’s still some left."
Xu Mu turned left, steering the Wuling Hongguang toward the outskirts of Yang City.
"What are you doing? This isn’t the way back!"
Miao He suddenly turned to glare at him.
"If I’m right, those two will be chasing us soon, planning to ‘investigate’ you."
Xu Mu grinned. "I want them to feel the effects in the middle of nowhere."
Miao He picked up the bottle at her feet and sniffed it.
All she smelled was strong liquor.
But from the moment they left the manor to getting into the car, Xu Mu had been supporting her with one hand the whole time.
He wouldn’t have had a chance to slip Spring Night Grass into the bottle. If it was really in there, then he wasn’t lying.
"They’re here."
Xu Mu checked the rearview mirror—a BMW X5 was tailing them.
Miao He turned around and saw the pursuing car.
On this mountain road, there were hardly any other vehicles.
Which meant Xu Mu was probably telling the truth.
[Affection Points +20]
Fang Chu drove with Zhao Pinglu in the passenger seat, hot on their trail.
Both men were flushed, their bodies reacting in ways they couldn’t ignore.
But they didn’t think much of it.
They just figured their excitement was natural, given the prospect of enjoying such a rare beauty.
However, as time passed, Fang Chu started feeling something was off.
Years ago, he’d stumbled upon an Earth-grade cultivation technique.
It sped up his metabolism, making him resistant to alcohol.
At first, it had worked. So why was his head getting foggier now?
"Something’s wrong!"
Fang Chu realized his body wasn’t reacting normally. Even if Miao He was irresistible, this level of arousal wasn’t natural.
He’d fantasized about Li Yun before—in his eyes, she was even more alluring than Miao He.
But back then, he’d never reacted like this.
He turned to Zhao Pinglu, only to find the man staring at him with a strange, feverish look.
"Damn it! We’ve been tricked!"
Fang Chu finally understood—this wasn’t drunkenness.
It was Spring Night Grass.
He couldn’t figure out how it had happened. The marked wine had all gone to Miao He.
So why was he poisoned?
Was it that punk with the dyed hair?
"Shit!"
Fang Chu immediately swung the car around, intending to head back and have Chai Wang arrange some women for him.
But as he turned, Zhao Pinglu’s hand landed on his thigh.
"Stop! What the hell are you doing?"
Fang Chu barked, seeing the unsettling look in Zhao Pinglu’s eyes.
Was this bastard seriously about to make a move on him?
"Oh? You’re blushing? Let me take a look!"
Zhao Pinglu’s hand didn’t budge.
"Get off me! No!"
"Come on, let me check if you’re developing properly."
"Zhao Pinglu! Snap out of it!"
Fang Chu’s mind was also growing hazy, but his discipline kept him lucid enough to resist.
Then, Zhao Pinglu flicked his long hair back, his voice dropping to a sinister whisper.
"Be a good boy. Let me see."
"Goddammit! Get lost!"
Fang Chu summoned his inner energy, ready to blast Zhao Pinglu away.
But Zhao Pinglu grabbed the steering wheel, yanking it wildly.
On this winding mountain road, the car veered off, crashing through the guardrail and tumbling down the slope.
As the car rolled, Fang Chu channeled his energy, shattering the door and hurling himself out.
He gasped for air, his vision swimming, his thoughts reduced to sludge.
Still, instinct drove him to crawl away from the wreck.
If he’d been poisoned, his enemies might seize this chance to finish him off.
"Let me see!"
Zhao Pinglu’s voice slithered into Fang Chu’s ears like a demon’s whisper, sending a jolt of terror through him.
Despite crawling for what felt like forever, he’d somehow ended up right next to Zhao Pinglu.
Fang Chu tried to fight back, but the drug had sapped his strength.
"Pinglu… don’t… Ah! Damn you! Zhao Pinglu, I’ll kill you!"
Fang Chu’s furious screams echoed through the mountains.
...
Xu Mu was still driving along the mountain road when he noticed the pursuing car had vanished.
He checked the time—the drug should’ve taken effect by now.
Out here, they wouldn’t find any women. He wondered how they’d cope.
Xu Mu turned the car around, retracing their path until he spotted the broken guardrail.
"That wasn’t here before. Was that the BMW?" Miao He asked.
"Do you really think they could drive properly after taking Spring Night Grass?"
Xu Mu smirked, pulling over and turning on the hazard lights. "Stay here."
With that, he sprinted down the slope. This was his chance.

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”