Are You Hitting Your Sister

“Ying Weiyang, don’t talk nonsense! What part of you did I eat?”

Even Xu Mu thought he was being a beast.

But he had been forced into it. Ying Weiyang had directly lifted it up and fed it into his mouth.

He had been in the middle of speaking when his mouth was suddenly blocked.

“Right, right, I misspoke. Xu Mu didn’t eat anything—he was just…”

“Stop! Honey, I haven’t finished introducing her.”

Xu Mu immediately cut Ying Weiyang off. “Her race is extremely special. Don’t let her appearance fool you. She may look young, but she’s actually much older than us.”

“Then at least among her own people, she should still count as a child, right?”

Ye Tong cast Xu Mu a cool glance.

“Um… You have a point.”

Xu Mu awkwardly rubbed his nose. “Honey, I think I still have something to take care of. I’ll go outside and make a call.”

He had already lost all face and couldn’t stay there any longer.

If the other party had been Fu Jinyu—or even Jiang Huihui or Shi Fumeng—he wouldn’t have been so flustered.

But Ying Weiyang looked only thirteen or fourteen. What if Ye Tong misunderstood and thought he had some other kind of fetish?

Only after Xu Mu left did Ye Tong take Ying Weiyang’s hand and ask in a low voice, “Now tell Big Sister. What exactly did you two do?”

Ying Weiyang didn’t lower her voice at all. Instead, she held her head high and explained everything that had happened, neither humble nor overbearing.

“I see.”

Ye Tong had already guessed that Xu Mu would never take the initiative against this woman.

The actual situation was more or less what she had expected.

“Weiyang, do you know that you’ve crossed the line? What you two did is something only a married couple should do.”

Ye Tong’s previously gentle expression gradually turned solemn.

Seeing her expression, Ying Weiyang began to panic. “Sister, please don’t drive me away. I know I was wrong. I’ll never dare do it again.”

She naturally knew that the principal wife was the head of the harem.

For example, the young lady who had bought her before had a mother who was the principal wife. Aside from the head of the household, she held the highest status in the family.

“This can’t be helped. I’ll give you two choices. Either leave my husband, or marry him.”

“Sister, I choose… Huh?”

Ying Weiyang looked bewildered, thinking she had misheard. “Marry Xu Mu?”

“What? You don’t want to?”

Ye Tong didn’t care about her appearance in the slightest.

For instance, Luo Fengchan had secretly entered her home one night. Xu Mu had told her that Luo Fengchan was even the sect master of a sect.

She looked a little younger than Ying Weiyang, but her true age was enough for her to be Ye Tong and Xu Mu’s mother.

Therefore, in Ye Tong’s eyes, she wouldn’t mind even if someone like that married Xu Mu.

What was more, Ying Weiyang had taken the initiative, yet Xu Mu hadn’t refused. That proved he didn’t dislike her.

At present, Ye Tong needed women like this to expand her influence.

…

Xu Mu went into the courtyard and took out his phone to send Ji Liang a message.

After all, the mission had been assigned by him.

Not long after the message was sent, Ji Liang called.

“Xu Mu, Old Wei has already told us about what happened with you. We’re currently discussing how to reward you.”

Ji Liang chuckled on the other end. “We’ve even delivered a Heaven-grade cultivation technique. The Environmental Sanitation Office hasn’t received one in several years.”

“You’re too kind, Senior. I just wanted to ask what my next mission is.”

Xu Mu smiled as he spoke.

“For now, we’re still waiting for feedback from someone else. At the moment, all you need to do is maintain a good relationship with her.”

Ji Liang continued, “Your next mission should arrive in a few days.”

“Okay, I understand.”

Xu Mu agreed and hung up.

He then used his perception to check on the two people in the living room.

They had already gone into the kitchen. Ying Weiyang was standing beside Ye Tong, watching her cook.

Xu Mu felt that the crisis had more or less passed, so he returned to the living room and sat on the sofa, looking at his phone.

Before long, Feng Yue also came over.

“Sister Ye said we have a guest in the house.”

“Yeah, she’s from another race.”

Xu Mu nodded with a smile.

Not long afterward, Ye Tong finished preparing the meal, and everyone gathered around the dining table.

Taking advantage of having someone beside Ye Tong, Xu Mu took out a handful of pills—there must have been thirty or forty of them.

“Here, ten each. Take one every other day and treat them like candy.”

Xu Mu first handed some to Feng Yue. “If nothing unexpected happens, after you finish them, you should be able to reach the Grandmaster Realm.”

“What?”

Feng Yue’s eyes widened in shock. “Boss, I remember Wanyue and Xingluo only reached the Grandmaster Realm recently, didn’t they?”

[Affection +30]

The same affection notification appeared above Ye Tong’s head.

“That’s right. My alchemy skills have improved considerably lately.”

As he spoke, Xu Mu handed the remaining pills to Ye Tong. “Honey, the rest are yours. Set some aside for Ye Yu and Bai Yi as well.”

“Okay.”

Ye Tong put all the pills into her spatial ring.

“Xu Mu, don’t I get any?”

Ying Weiyang asked while holding her chopsticks.

“You do, but you’re currently at the Transcendent Realm. To help you improve, I need more precious heavenly materials and earthly treasures.”

Xu Mu glanced at Ying Weiyang. “I’ll refine a few pills for you when I have time.”

“Thank you!”

Ying Weiyang grinned when she heard that.

[Affection +30]

Xu Mu shook his head slightly. No wonder they called her the amnesiac little fool.

He had merely painted her a rosy picture without giving her anything yet, and her affection had already increased by so much.

“Let’s eat.”

Xu Mu addressed the others.

Ying Weiyang took a bite and her eyes widened in amazement. “Wow! This is so delicious!”

Seeing Ying Weiyang’s exaggerated reaction, Ye Tong said with a smile, “My husband’s cooking is even better.”

“Really?”

Ying Weiyang looked at Xu Mu in surprise.

[Affection +10]

“It’s decent. When there are more people around, I’ll cook a meal for all of you.”

Xu Mu smiled as he spoke.

“Okay!”

Ying Weiyang nodded repeatedly.

After the meal, Feng Yue left happily. She had originally thought that reaching the Grandmaster Realm would take a very long time.

She hadn’t expected it to happen so soon.

Xu Mu took Ying Weiyang upstairs and found her a room on the first floor, telling her to sleep there that night.

As Ying Weiyang lay on the bed, she discovered that it was unbelievably soft. She had never imagined that the outside world contained so many things she had never seen before.

After settling Ying Weiyang in, Xu Mu immediately went to the bedroom on the second floor. After taking a quick shower, he prepared to rest.

“Where are Wanyue and the others?”

Ye Tong asked from the side.

“They’re still training in the inner world.”

Xu Mu explained, “I’m planning to visit them in a couple of days and give them some more pills while I’m there.”

“Mm. You’re really wonderful, honey. It’s truly my honor to become family with you.”

Ye Tong rested her cheek against Xu Mu’s arm.

“The word ‘family’ carries a lot of weight. A successful family can’t do without Grandma’s support, Sister’s silent contributions, or Little Brother’s powerful assistance.”

Xu Mu suddenly gave her a mischievous grin.

“You’re awful.”

Ye Tong’s face immediately flushed bright red.

…

“Xu Mu! What are you doing? Are you hitting Big Sister? Please don’t hit her—hit me instead! I’m not afraid of pain!”

About five minutes later, Ying Weiyang suddenly pushed open the bedroom door.