"The report from the hospital has arrived. The suspect Gan Zhe has a high likelihood of suffering from Cyberchondriasis."
"Although it hasn't been officially confirmed yet, we've all seen that viral video of him on the internet."
"The two girls mentioned, after verification, have medical records at multiple hospitals."
"They were diagnosed with a total of five sexually transmitted diseases, one of which is Cyberchondriasis."
"So you must be extremely cautious when dealing with this offender."
"Be very careful, remember that your families are waiting for you."
The Old Director called an emergency meeting regarding Gan Zhe's case and made the above remarks.
Interrogation Room
"Gan Zhe, you are suspected of illegally obtaining profits of over 15 million yuan through technological means. Do you have any objections?"
An officer said, looking through the files.
"Yes, I do object. Actually, did you know that I have a serious illness? Mental illness, you see. I've been under the delusion that there's something in my mind that gave me the money."
Gan Zhe became increasingly convinced that he suffered from an unidentified mental disorder.
"Alright, we'll report your claim to the higher-ups. Of course, we'll arrange for a doctor to examine your condition."
"Before that, however, we should proceed with sentencing you according to normal procedures."
The two interrogators exchanged glances, then slowly said.
Has an illness?
He does seem like it.
But mental illness isn't our department.
We only care if there's proof of mental illness.
If there is, then he's mentally ill.
If not, well, sorry, you're a normal person.
"Okay, okay, I'll fully cooperate with the examination."
Gan Zhe nodded eagerly, believing he would surely pass the mental illness test.
"Very well, then we shall announce your sentence."
"Firstly, for your involvement in money laundering, you will be sentenced to ten years in prison."
"Secondly, for using violence and threats to obstruct state personnel from carrying out their duties, you will be sentenced to three years in prison." (Threatening with AIDS should be about the same as threatening with a knife, right? Doubtful.png)
"Do you have any objections?"
The interrogator looked up at Gan Zhe and asked.
"No objections. But officer, may I request to take the mental illness test as soon as possible? Is that alright?"
Gan Zhe knew there was no point in arguing, and only proof of mental illness could save him.
"That's not an issue. We'll arrange personnel to conduct the mental illness test for you promptly."
The interrogator closed the file, satisfied.
This interrogation went smoothly, their task was completed quickly, so their tone became more amiable.
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[Ding, the companion system has detected sub-par performance, termination imminent. Please take immediate action.]
In a certain part of Qingjie City, Ye Bufan looked at the script.
Still trying to pretend to be mentally ill?
As if the mental illness assessment personnel are all just going through the motions?
It's not as simple as just asking a few questions; there will be scans too.
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The next day
Same location
Same offender
Different interrogators
"Mr. Gan Zhe, yesterday the BrainAxe Platform filed an appeal against you."
"Since you are unable to continue fulfilling the contract, and have caused irrevocable negative publicity on the internet, severely damaging the company's interests."
"Now they are suing you in court, demanding one million yuan in compensation for breach of contract."
The interrogator read from the materials.
"What? How could it be that much? This is unfair, I haven't even received a single cent from them!"
Gan Zhe was extremely indignant.
If he had the system, he wouldn't have cared about this measly one million yuan.
But now, where could he possibly get one million yuan from?
"Calm down, calm down. Don't worry, we'll request a lawyer for you to fight this case."
"According to the agreement, the compensation for breach cannot exceed thirty percent of the actual losses."
"Of course, the most we can help you with is reducing the compensation amount, since you did sign the contract and are in breach of it."
The interrogator patiently explained.
"Phew, alright then, but I still hope to request taking the mental illness test as soon as possible."
Gan Zhe took a deep breath before speaking.
No matter how much money, he couldn't pay it back.
It would be better to be assessed as mentally ill and get it all over with.
"Sure, we've already arranged for that."
The interrogator left.
Gan Zhe returned.
[Ding, the companion system has detected dissatisfaction with the host, compatibility has decreased by 10%, current compatibility at 20%]
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"Mr. Gan Zhe, hello, when you eat tomato and scrambled eggs, do you often worry about whether to eat the tomato or the eggs first?"
"Yes."
"Do you often lose sleep worrying about which side to put your hands when sleeping?"
"Yes."
"If someone tells a joke, do you dare not laugh?"
"I dare not to."
"If a stranger offers you delicious ham and fried rice, would you accept it?"
"I would."
"Okay, last question, can you slay gods?"
"No, I can't."
"Alright, thank you for your cooperation. We'll meet again if fate allows."
The Doctor cheerfully walked out of the interrogation room.
"Doctor, what's the situation? Is he definitely mentally ill?"
The officer at the door whispered.
The Doctor shook his head, "We can't confirm that yet, we'll have to wait for the detailed test reports. But we can basically determine that Mr. Gan Zhe does not have a mental illness since he can't even slay gods."
"Got it, thanks for your hard work, Doctor."
The officer nodded and saw the Doctor out.
[Ding, the companion system has detected dissatisfaction with the host, compatibility has decreased by 10%, current compatibility at 10%]
Since he's more or less determined to be a normal person, it'll be easier to handle.
Normal detention will suffice.
To be honest, if he was really sent to a mental institution, that would be quite troublesome.
After all, Gan Zhe is carrying no less than four communicable diseases.
Even hospitals would have difficulty dealing with that.
If there was cross-infection with mental patients, the consequences would be unimaginable.
The dazed Gan Zhe still hadn't realized the severity of the situation, still fantasizing about his future life free from these massive debts.
Once admitted to the mental institution, all he had to do was receive proper treatment.
Once discharged, his past troubles would be like clouds passing by.
No more debts, no more imprisonment.
Of course, treatment for certain diseases would be inevitable.
But it's better than his current situation.
As he thought about it, Gan Zhe started feeling itchy again.
Unfortunately, due to his previous behavior, the officers treated him differently.
Not giving him any space for activity at all.
"Officer, may I go back now?"
The unbearably itchy Gan Zhe asked hurriedly.
"Not yet, you have one more person to meet."
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
