“Wow, the man's voice is so comforting and magnetic, I love it!”
“What does the streamer broadcast?”
“How did this streaming room get featured on the homepage on the first day? Does he have connections?”
“Of course he does. Check out his account yourself, not even half an hour into his first stream.”
“What a great streamer.”
Ye Bufan ignored the messy barrage of comments and clicked to start the game.
Then he said, "Today we're streaming League of Immortals."
"Can you stream League of Immortals on this platform?"
"Don't know."
"My stream got banned last time I streamed it. So now it's allowed? Let me try."
"Goodbye, brother. And good luck."
One minute later
"Bros, I'm back. My stream got banned again."
"Thank Shennong. I was going to try too."
"Thank Shennong."
"Shennong thanks."
"Why are you all thanking him? Aren't you curious how he is allowed to stream it?"
"What's there to wonder about? Someone featured on the homepage can't be ordinary."
Ye Bufan chose his hero and finally had time to read the comments.
He casually said, "Bros, don't tip the small gifts. Call out three sixes and later I'll teach you all how to play Jade Emperor."
Seeing the brick and stone ranked accounts on screen, the comments were unusually filled with ellipses.
"........."
"........"
"......."
"People in brick and stone ranks are teaching now?"
"Streamer, my account is in King rank. Can I still learn something?"
"This can't be a boosted account, right?"
The game loaded quickly.
The five heroes soon descended into the Spring Water.
"First, we head mid-lane. Oh right, need to buy items too."
As the game started, Ye Bufan also started teaching properly.
"No duh."
"Can the streamer state more of the obvious?"
The streaming room filled with boos. Is it necessary to state something so obvious?
"Alright, we see the minion waves converging soon. Next is key. We clear the wave first and get level 2."
"Then, throw peach, throw minion."
Ye Bufan had no time to read comments. He just operated while explaining.
Seeing the hero with all skills on cooldown, some in the comments were already flaming.
"Trash streamer. Is this it?"
"Shit streamer, wasted my time and youth."
Of course, these people were immediately muted by over a dozen mods waiting readily.
"Open your eyes wide. I'm about to get first blood."
Ye Bufan spoke loudly and confidently. That was how he had been getting first blood recently.
"Streamer, I think you should know you're about to die."
"If the streamer can get first blood, I'll....send three sixes."
Seeing the streamer get beat down to low health, the comments wanted to mock him at first.
But the next second, the allies came. After unloading all skills, the enemy midlaner was left residual.
Ye Bufan lightly auto attacked once to secure the kill.
"Alright, got the first blood. Understand now? It's that simple."
The enemy midlaner died tragically. Ye Bufan casually cleared the wave while explaining leisurely.
"I could do that with my tongue."
"Where can I find teammates like that?"
Ye Bufan read the comments: "At Dream Together Escort Play, my old teammates were as bad as yours. Then I found Dream Together Escort Play and finally got decent teammates. Matchmaking and climbing ranks is easy."
"Is this an ad?"
"Whoa, advertising already on his first day of streaming?"
[Fishxxx tipped Brain Axe x999]
[Mushroom tipped Brain Axe x999]
[...]
While chatting, a wave of big spenders suddenly rushed in and tipped gifts.
"Isn't that famous streamer Mushroom? He's gifting too?"
"Are these the whales of xx guild?"
"What's going on? Over ten thousand gifts sent out already."
The viewers discussed spiritedly. These gift senders were no ordinary people.
Some were guild leaders, others famous streamers on the platform, and even some from other platforms.
"Stop gifting, stop gifting. Why send gifts?"
Seeing the screen filled with gifts, Ye Bufan was very unhappy. Does it look like he lacks money?
But the gifts in the comments did not decrease after his words. Rather, they kept increasing.
Ye Bufan raged on the spot and stopped playing.
He opened the streaming page and looked everywhere but could not find what he wanted.
He could only helplessly complain, "This crap platform is useless. It doesn't even have a send fans gifts feature. I'm very disappointed."
Upon hearing this, the comments were filled with ellipses again.
"Chairman, bad news. The unfilial milk cover said our streaming platform is useless."
A monitoring staff hurriedly reported to the Chairman.
"Why even say anything? If there's an issue, fix it immediately!" The Chairman was furious. How could his staff be so tactless?
"But his requirement is very strange. He wants to gift fans in reverse." The monitoring staff said helplessly. How could they still profit that way?
"I don't care how strange it is. Just do it! Forget it, I'll call the technical director myself." The Chairman hurriedly hung up and dialed another number. "Director Cao? You should know the streaming room's requirement. I don't care how strange it is. Patch it online immediately. The faster the better."
The technical director was also keeping an eye on the streaming room. He hurriedly replied, "No problem!"
After hanging up, Director Cao seemed to have changed faces. He turned and solemnly said, "You heard the requirements clearly. Get to work!"
After one game ended.
The viewers were numb from watching.
So this is the legendary tech streamer?
All the kills relied on picking up scraps. He would randomly die when nothing was happening.
But the most amusing thing was how seriously he was teaching.
"Streamer, I won't ask if you're technically skilled or not. I just want to ask what are the names of those two sweet-voiced female escorts?"
"Same question."
"Are those really escorts? Can you share their accounts? I want to try."
"Great skills and sweet voices. I want to try too."
Seeing the comments begging en masse for the girls' accounts, Ye Bufan ignored them.
Joking around. He was a monthly subscriber. If they wanted to play, they'd have to wait till next month.
[New version updating soon, please do not exit the software]
The system prompted popped up on everyone's phone.
Update
Ye Bufan didn't think too much of it. He simply felt the Confirm button looked off.
"Whoosh"
The update pack was small and finished in a flash.
"Oh, a new feature to gift fans."
Ye Bufan looked happily at the platform's new feature.
As long as streamers gifted in stream, fans could snatch them depending on speed. The bigger the gift, the more slots available.
Great feature.
A huge spaceship rose in the streaming room.
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
is also known as: "Sword Flying Under the Desk: My School Life" "Balancing Cultivation and STEM Homework" "The System That Taught Me to Take College Entrance Exams While Surviving Heavenly Tribulations" Good news: I got reincarnated. Even better news: I got reincarnated with a system. So, should I chase wealth? Or pursue immortality? Maybe become a superhero for the motherland? But with regrets weighing on this second life, I’d rather fix what I missed before. System: "Host, the cultivation world is full of dangers. You must form your Golden Core immediately!" Lin Mo glanced at the truck he’d just stopped with one hand. "At my level, it’s not like I’ll piss off ‘Little Boy’ or ‘Fat Man,’ right? Whatever—I still have two math problems left. Go play by yourself." System: "How can you still focus on homework at a time like this?! Host! Don’t throw your life away!" Lin Mo stayed silent, burying himself deeper into his workbook.
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
