Old Demon Lu, you're simply inhuman

In the original game from Lu Ze’s previous life, Genichiro Ashina was certainly strong, but only to a limited extent. He wasn’t among the absolute top-tier fighters.

After all, under normal circumstances, by the time players reached Ashina Castle, they had already been beaten senseless by quite a few bosses and had more or less learned the basics of deflection.

After getting thrashed for three to five hours, most people could clear the fight.

The moves in the first and second phases were powerful, but their patterns were fixed. Once players had died enough times, they could handle one or two of them simply by memorizing the attack patterns.

As for the third phase, it was all flash and no substance.

On the surface, the lightning attacks unleashed through the Lightning of Tomoe looked ferocious. But once players learned the lightning reversal technique, the attacks became nothing more than free openings—easier to deal with than an elite enemy by the roadside.

As the game progressed, Genichiro Ashina gradually went from an untouchable, top-tier master to a katana-wielding joke that anyone could take a shot at.

But in Lu Ze’s illusion, the situation was precisely the opposite.

Lu Ze would never allow any cultivator to clear the illusion within five days.

The only variable, Li Moran, had already been dragged away by the remnant spirit of the Heavenly Dao for special training. The rest of these cultivators could forget about having an easy time.

The final boss of the beginner’s village?

What was the point of making it that easy?

At that point, Genichiro already had enough prestige in the players’ eyes. No matter how much stronger Lu Ze made him, nobody would find it strange. So Lu Ze simply gave the man an ultimate enhancement.

The famous saying from his previous life—“Women may lie to me, but Genichiro’s sword never will”—was probably something the cultivators of this world would never be able to say.

Because Genichiro’s swordsmanship had already gone through who knew how many iterations…

And what about that third phase that originally existed merely for show?

Lu Ze had maxed out its stats as well.

Otherwise, it would hardly do justice to all the cultivation the Lightning of Tomoe had received…

Of course, in the original story, Genichiro’s talent for cultivation truly wasn’t anything special.

In short, whoever came along would be stuck at Genichiro Ashina for at least an entire day before they could leave.

And so, an utterly horrific disaster began unfolding across the cultivation world…

…

Zhou Qiaoling’s illusion world.

“Is this the power of the Dragon’s Heritage…?”

The moment Zhou Qiaoling opened her eyes, she heard a deep, alluring voice beside her. The line was so familiar that it made her scalp prickle.

“No, no! This isn’t the power of the Dragon’s Heritage!!”

Zhou Qiaoling hurriedly shook her head, her lips turning pale.

Genichiro would say that line the first time he rose after being revived during the battle.

Genichiro said nothing.

Instead, Zhou Qiaoling was greeted by a blade that grew faster and fiercer with every swing.

“I’ll give it to you… I’ll give you all of it!! Just stop slashing me, aaaaaah!!!”

…

Amid a series of agonized, resentful wails,

Zhou Qiaoling respawned once more at the Sculptor’s Idol beneath Ashina Castle.

“Ow, ow, ow… No, no, this Genichiro is way too insane. No wonder Senior Brother Zhong still hasn’t released a guide…”

Zhou Qiaoling shook her head in dejection.

Before Genichiro, she had relied on Zhong Yi’s guides to cheese her way past most of the bosses.

But for some reason, Zhong Yi had never come forward with a solution for Genichiro.

She was different from everyone else.

When other people got frustrated playing, they could at least return to the real world and take a breather. Zhou Qiaoling, however, could only admire the scenery within the illusion.

After all, the barrier’s restrictions meant that she truly couldn’t leave until she cleared the illusion!

In order to escape sooner, she had no choice but to investigate Genichiro herself.

The result? In barely half an hour, she understood why Zhong Yi had yet to release a guide.

“Forget it, forget it. I’ll just wait patiently for Senior Brother Zhong to come up with a cheese strategy~~~”

With that, Zhou Qiaoling contentedly lay down in front of the Sculptor’s Idol, crossed her legs, and began fantasizing about the wonderful life awaiting her outside.

“Once I get out, I’ll first sneak into that good-for-nothing brother’s secret stash, then go get something delicious to eat, and then…”

She had only gotten halfway through her sentence when a strange atmosphere suddenly enveloped her.

Rather than strange, it would be more accurate to say that the background music had changed…

After enduring one illusion after another created by Lu Ze, the cultivators had gradually developed an understanding of “BGM.” It had already become a standard feature of illusions, and other illusion masters had begun using it in their own creations as well.

When the background music changed, Zhou Qiaoling sat bolt upright.

Because echoing in her ears was the music from her battle with Genichiro atop Ashina Castle.

The next moment, a deep voice rang out coldly:

“This… is also the power of the Dragon’s Heritage?”

“???”

Zhou Qiaoling’s scalp went numb. She turned around—and sure enough, Genichiro Ashina was standing by the window, the katana in his hand already drawn.

“Holy crap!!! How can Genichiro leave the battle area and come down here…?”

“Old Demon Lu, you’re seriously the worst!!!”

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