Samurai General

“A Samurai General?”

Chen Yuan hesitated for a moment before hiding on the second floor of the gate tower and peering outside.

The enemies he had fought earlier were merely ordinary patrol samurai.

But this fellow, Naomori Kawarada, had the title “Samurai General” after his name. He was clearly much stronger than those previous mooks.

Moreover, beneath his red health bar were two red orbs.

That meant his opponent had two lives.

By now, the livestream had already begun. Quite a few cultivators had entered because of the name “Elder of the Limitless Sword Sect.”

These enthusiastic viewers were nothing like the spectators outside. They were refined and easygoing to an almost absurd degree—and they absolutely refused to show any respect to any cultivator, not even an Elder in the Void Refinement Realm.

[Old geezer chickened out?]

[Are you even good enough?]

[So this is all the Limitless Sword Sect has?]

…

Chen Yuan immediately grew anxious.

As the dignified Grand Elder of the Limitless Sword Sect and a renowned figure among sword cultivators, when had he ever been mocked like this?

Now, even if Genichiro Ashina were standing right in front of him, he couldn’t afford to hesitate.

‘In terms of rank, Yamauchi Shigenori was a clan leader, which is even higher than a general.’

‘Besides, Senior Heart Demon once said that the strength of the characters in Lu Ze’s illusion could be judged from their clothing…’

‘This Samurai General isn’t dressed particularly extravagantly. His face is even covered, and he’s wearing a horned helmet… He probably isn’t all that formidable.’

After considering the matter, Chen Yuan climbed out of the window and jumped down.

He drew the Mortal Blade and held it behind his back, striking the pose of an otherworldly master.

“Limitless Sword Sect, Chen Yuan. I’m here to offer you some guid—damn it!?”

Before Chen Yuan could finish speaking, the Samurai General entered combat mode and drew his blade in a slash. Chen Yuan had no choice but to hurriedly raise his sword and block.

The strike had come far too suddenly, and Chen Yuan failed to time his guard properly.

A tremendous force traveled through his hand. His center of gravity nearly gave way, and he stumbled two steps backward, losing the chance to deflect the blow and counterattack.

“Is that all you’ve got?”

Chen Yuan’s palm was numb, but he continued to talk tough.

His eyes remained fixed on the Samurai General’s blade. His opponent’s attacks were both swift and heavy, and the second strike was already coming down.

Clang!

Clang!

The second and third strikes came as fast as lightning, carrying the weight of a thousand jun.

Chen Yuan barely managed to catch the Samurai General’s attacks with two consecutive horizontal blocks.

‘So that’s how it is. These are your sword techniques? I’ve already seen through them!’

Chen Yuan stared intently at the Samurai General’s movements.

After three consecutive strikes, he had already grown accustomed to the general’s footwork and the rhythm of his swordsmanship.

The instant the Samurai General raised his blade, Chen Yuan instinctively lifted his sword once more.

However, this strike did not fall.

“Huh?”

By the time Chen Yuan realized what was happening, it was already too late.

The timing of his guard had passed. The fourth strike came crashing down, smashing him face-first into the mud and causing his health bar to drop by a huge chunk.

The barrage of comments in the sky immediately erupted in laughter.

[He’s this bad?]

[He can’t even handle such an obvious feint? Go back to the mortal world and grow crops!]

[Hahaha, all he knows is defense. All he can do is wait to die!]

…

Chen Yuan had never livestreamed before. When had he ever experienced such a refined and easygoing barrage of comments? He immediately grew furious.

“I merely underestimated my opponent… You juniors had better watch your mouths!”

He gritted his teeth and got back to his feet.

This time, he changed his approach.

Forget blocking. Forget counterattacking…

The Samurai General’s blade was so slow. Wouldn’t it be enough to overwhelm him with speed?

As though he had suddenly achieved enlightenment, Chen Yuan decisively launched a swift assault.

“Watch closely! The enemies in this illusion are nothing more than mindless fools. Their sword strikes are clumsy beyond belief… Once you seize an opening, you can attack them at will!”

Chen Yuan first evaded one of the Samurai General’s strikes. Then, taking advantage of the recovery lag after the attack, he swiftly thrust his sword forward.

“One strike! And another!”

Chen Yuan swung his wrist to its absolute limit and stabbed twice in succession. Sure enough, he seized the initiative and overwhelmed the Samurai General, forcing him into hit-stun two times in a row.

“Three—huh?”

Chen Yuan’s original plan had been simple: if attacking caused his opponent to stagger, then couldn’t he just keep striking and use his speed advantage to lock the enemy in hit-stun indefinitely?

However, when he launched his third strike, the Samurai General did not stagger. Instead, he leaped high into the air.

At that moment, Chen Yuan was in the middle of swinging his third strike, carried forward by momentum.

The Samurai General’s blade came crashing down. The full force of the jumping slash landed squarely, instantly emptying Chen Yuan’s health bar and completely extinguishing his first life.

Looking at the “Resurrect” option before him, then at the dense mass of mocking comments in the sky, Chen Yuan’s face flushed an especially vivid red.

“Again! I refuse to believe this!”

After resurrecting, Chen Yuan no longer dared to use his aggressive strategy.

The physical abilities of Sekiro were fixed; they could not be surpassed through sheer intent or by relying on a cultivator’s reflexes and combat experience.

Otherwise, even with their swordsmanship insights sealed away, the cultivators could still easily win through sheer speed.

“Must I follow your rules? What is there to learn from this inferior defensive swordsmanship…?”

Chen Yuan gritted his teeth and spoke openly for all to hear.

Clearly, Lu Ze had already established the rules of swordsmanship in this world.

Deflect perfectly, then counterattack.

In other words, the so-called “parry.”

“If you insist on making me follow your rules, then I’ll indulge you!”

Chen Yuan let out a disdainful snort and began focusing all his attention on blocking.

With his mind completely focused on carefully timing each guard, he actually managed two perfect deflections in succession, following them with two counterattacks against the Samurai General.

“This inferior swordsmanship can be mastered with nothing but precise timing…”

Seeing the Samurai General draw back his blade and charge up, Chen Yuan hurriedly raised his sword to block. But in the next instant, a powerful killing intent suddenly erupted, and a red “Danger” character exploded in his mind.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

Two heavy waves of sword wind swept across Chen Yuan’s lower body.

Even a perfectly timed guard could not defend against a “Danger” attack. He was cut down and sent sprawling.

Chen Yuan’s eyes filled with shock.

“Damn… Why does a mere general know techniques like this, just like Genichiro?”

“I understand now… This isn’t an ordinary enemy at all! It’s a boss on the level of a great demon!”

Before he had even finished speaking, another intense killing intent surged toward him.

Danger!

Chen Yuan was already somewhat distracted. He was immediately seized and thrown to the ground by the Samurai General, who followed up with another vicious slash.

Death!

…

Outside the illusion, Lu Ze watched the scene with a delighted smile.

In his previous life, the Samurai General had been given another nickname: the “Refund General.”

Who knew how many newbie players had entered the game dreaming of becoming a peerless sword saint, only to reach the gate path of Ashina Castle and be humiliated by the Samurai General until they quit the game.

Although he was only an elite enemy, he possessed not only “Danger” attacks but also the embryonic form of fast-and-slow blade combos. To players still in the newbie phase, he was practically a nightmare.

Without mastering the art of parrying, the difficulty of killing the Samurai General skyrocketed.

For players who attacked mindlessly, being brutalized by him a dozen or even twenty times was perfectly normal.

Most importantly, he was different from Genichiro Ashina.

Players can accept getting beaten by Genichiro at the start. For one thing, it’s a scripted loss; for another, Genichiro looks every bit like a final-boss-level enemy, so getting crushed by him doesn’t feel unfair.

But the Samurai General…

Dude, who even are you?

Getting beaten dozens of times by some weakling wearing a horned helmet is honestly a little humiliating.

With the Samurai General standing guard, many new players hadn’t even made it through Ashina Castle’s true front gate before they were already searching customer service for the refund button.

At this very moment, the cultivators—cut off from their cultivation and insights into swordsmanship—were suffering the exact same hardships as the players from their previous lives…

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