Zhou Yue's Illusion World.
"Li Ang, how did I never notice before... that you're such an unlucky wretch?"
After studying the skill book found on the guard's body for a moment, the corners of Su Di'er's mouth couldn't help but curl into a smile.
Hearing this, Zhou Yue's expression instantly darkened.
The target's guard had been slightly weaker than him in terms of strength, but his cultivation technique was incredibly bizarre.
According to the detailed explanation he saw on the system panel, this skill, named [Rock-Paper-Scissors], had a very low probability of triggering different effects with each punch thrown.
When it hit him, it was as if he were cursed; the effects kept triggering non-stop...
Defense reduction, slow, paralysis...
Those were just child's play.
The main issue was the bizarre debuffs like twitching and flatulence, which truly made him lose all face in front of his little fangirl.
Upon learning the reason, Su Di'er couldn't help but laugh, leaning back and forth.
High-level mission targets dropped loot.
Zhou Yue fished out the items from the bodies, and Su Di'er immediately grabbed one of the packets of powder.
"Li Ang... we have to destroy this."
Su Di'er spoke solemnly, her words causing Zhou Yue to freeze for a moment.
"You don't kill women and children, but in this world, how many women and children have died because of this?"
Su Di'er thought of the past, her eyes filled with sorrow as she threw out a fire talisman, slowly burning it to ashes.
The powder was, unmistakably, Magic Potion.
The very thing that had caused her entire family to die a violent death.
"Hmm? What's wrong? Why are you looking at me..."
Seeing Zhou Yue staring at her, Su Di'er asked curiously.
"Uh, nothing."
Zhou Yue quickly shook his head, snapping back to reality.
[Magic Potion] was a very valuable spoil of war; it could be exchanged for a considerable amount of silver in the underground black market.
The way Su Di'er grabbed and destroyed such a valuable item reminded him of Zhou Qiaoling.
"I just remembered, uh, an... old friend."
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Zhou Qiaoling's Illusion World.
"Mmm, this is delicious... eat more!"
Zhou Qiaoling sat with Su Di'er in a luxurious private room, gorging herself on a table full of delicacies.
"Mas... Master..."
Su Di'er's mouth was stuffed full, making her speech slurred and indistinct.
"Li... Li, what happen jus now..."
Being asked this by Su Di'er, Zhou Qiaoling was also bewildered.
The enemy guard had come up and landed two solid punches on her. She was completely fine, but the guard vomited blood and died.
"Your master is just too strong~"
Zhou Qiaoling replied cheerfully, burying her head back into her bowl.
...
After eating and drinking to her heart's content, Zhou Qiaoling began her daily scavenging.
Under her tutelage, Su Di'er's other skills were mediocre, but when it came to looting corpses, she was top-tier in speed.
She quickly arranged the items by value and category.
Watching Su Di'er burn the Magic Potion, Zhou Qiaoling felt a pinch of heartache, but she didn't show it.
"Li Ang, sometimes I don't understand... do you love money, or do you not?"
Su Di'er blinked, her eyes full of confusion.
Zhou Qiaoling paused, quickly realizing that Su Di'er was referring to the time she offered four banknotes to hire Li Ang to kill her enemy, only to be rejected.
It wasn't that she didn't want to take it.
It was because that segment was a cinematic cutscene; the original Li Ang simply wouldn't take it.
If it were up to her, she would have machine-gunned the enemy for the sake of her precious apprentice for just a single banknote.
This thought was strictly suppressed by the behavior system, so it couldn't be executed.
Zhou Qiaoling began to spout nonsense without blushing or skipping a beat:
"A gentleman loves wealth, but obtains it morally. As a teacher, I only take money from robbing the rich to aid the poor. The rest... I look down upon!"
Su Di'er's eyes widened. "Does the money I rob count too?"
Zhou Qiaoling nodded. "It counts."
"Then I will work hard to save money now... and in the future, you will help me fulfill my wish, right?"
In the young girl's eyes, it seemed as if stars were twinkling.
Zhou Qiaoling nodded without hesitation. "Right!"
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Zhong's Illusion World.
Su Di'er grinned as she pushed the food in front of her toward Zhong.
"Oh, come on, Li Ang, it's okay... it was just a few punches, nothing to be depressed about..."
Just a moment ago, when the rich young master was about to grab her chin, Zhong had flown through the window like a cannonball. For a moment, his aura was incredibly imposing.
Unfortunately, he chose the wrong landing spot. He crashed in, rolled a few times, and fell flat on his face...
Then, the opponent, lacking any martial ethics, launched a sneak attack, leaving Zhong looking quite battered.
Of course, Zhong's stats and level were very high, so in the end, he managed to clear the dungeon with Su Di'er without any real danger.
It was just that the scene had been a bit ugly.
"Thanks to you, I'm perfectly fine, aren't I?"
The young girl quietly scooted closer to Zhong, her lips whispering softly by his ear.
Hearing this, Zhong felt a little better.
"As long as you're okay, then... uh!?"
Zhong turned his head and saw the girl leaning against him with a mischievous smile, her pink lips almost touching his cheek. He hurriedly flashed several body lengths away to the side.
The barrage of comments instantly erupted in laughter.
[Damn, is that a teleport? Is that a speed the streamer can actually pull off?]
[Damn it, if you had that reaction speed when fighting the BOSS, would you have gotten beaten up??]
[I told you the streamer doesn't look like he's acting, he's so pure.]
[Poor Zhong, being played in the palm of a little girl's hand.]
...
"Li Ang, how old were you when you performed your first assassination mission?"
The young girl picked up the wine glass in front of her, intending to drink it in one go, but was stopped by Zhong.
Ignoring the girl's eye-roll, Zhong swapped the wine in Su Di'er's hand for goat milk before continuing their conversation.
"Twenty."
Hearing this answer, Su Di'er suddenly smiled.
In ancient times, women were taught not to show their teeth when smiling, but Su Di'er openly revealed her pearly whites.
"Then, I win~"
The girl made a victory sign with her hand, her smile becoming even more unbridled.
Her overflowing vitality caused Zhong to freeze for a moment.
Looking at the girl before him, who was like a little sun, Zhong muttered something under his breath.
He had long since made up his mind to give all the best resources to Su Di'er, allowing her to become a cultivator who far surpassed Li Ang.
"You will... keep winning."
[The five illusion worlds in these two chapters are not filler to pad the word count; they are related to the upcoming tragedy. Each person's experience will be different.]
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
