"Tehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
"One, two, three, four~"
"Teemo Captain, standing by!"
Lu Ze pushed the lane and then entered the jungle, acting as Zhou Yue's bodyguard.
Standing right in the face of the enemy jungler, Teemo's phantom kept appearing, performing all sorts of taunting gestures.
The enemy was furious!
But they didn’t dare to engage...
Because they had already tried comboing him with knock-ups, only for Lu Ze to sidestep them effortlessly.
Not only did they take free damage and miss out on jungle camps, but they also burned their Flash!
The scene left the live-stream audience stunned.
[The last game was so intense—why did the vibe suddenly shift like this...]
[This is so toxic!!]
[Eating the enemy jungler's camps right in front of them—isn’t this just...]
[Absolutely ruthless, but damn, it’s so satisfying to watch!!]
Even though Bai Mu was playing Teemo, Zhong Yi maintained his professionalism as a commentator, barely holding back his laughter.
"What!? Bai Mu recalls and rushes a Mejai’s Soulstealer first item!! Adding insult to injury!!"
"Wow, the jungle of the [Immortal-Slaying Path] team is completely littered with Bai Mu’s mushrooms! The placements are so calculated!!"
"This game, the Lingxiao Sect players are going all out!! Top lane is killing, bot lane is killing, the jungler is killing!!!"
"Mu Yawen’s Sett initiates the fight, Li Moran follows up with damage, and Zhou Yue starts cleaning up!!"
"Complete collapse!! The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team is in shambles!!!"
"The bot lane duo flees in panic..."
"Wait a second!! There’s a stealthed Teemo waiting in the bush ahead of them!!!"
...
Lu Ze lounged leisurely in the grass.
Victory was already assured, so he might as well enjoy himself.
Watching the low-health bot duo stumbling toward him, he sighed.
Why insist on feeding themselves to him?
With that thought, he stood up and suddenly dashed out.
Then, summoning Teemo’s phantom, he burst into laughter on the spot:
"Tehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
He was using the classic [Little Devil] skin from Doom Bots.
The sudden scare made the duo scream.
"Holy sht!!! Agh, a ghost!!!"
"Damn it!!!"
Terrified, the two turned abruptly—only to step right onto the mushrooms Lu Ze had planted earlier...
The live chat erupted in laughter.
[HAHAHA! This Bai Mu player is so evil!!!]
[I swear, Teemo’s phantom is merging with Bai Mu’s aura...]
[I’m starting to think Bai Mu actually voices Teemo!]
[Probably the first bot lane in Immortal Demon Canyon history to die from sheer fright...]
[So toxic! So satisfying!!]
...
"Hah! This feels amazing, absolutely amazing!!"
Zhou Yue, having dominated the game, roared triumphantly in the fountain.
After two straight games of suffering, they had finally turned the tables!
With Lu Ze playing bodyguard, he had completely taken over the enemy jungle.
The poor enemy jungler didn’t even have half his CS...
By now, after several teamfights, Teemo’s Mejai’s had stacked to a terrifying 25 layers!
Thanks to Lu Ze’s god-tier farming, he had 220 CS at 20 minutes—the best-equipped player on the map.
A single mushroom hit meant the enemy had no choice but to recall.
Just as the team discussed how to further torment their opponents,
the screen froze.
The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team surrendered—their Nexus exploded.
"Oh?"
Lu Ze frowned.
His plan was to stall for time.
But the enemy had chosen to forfeit instead.
This wasn’t good news.
Meanwhile, inside the [Immortal-Slaying Path] team’s camp, the five demonic cultivators were at each other’s throats.
Top blamed jungle for no ganks, ADC blamed support for being useless, jungle complained about having no camps...
A ragtag group relying on captured rogue cultivators’ souls for power, they finally cracked under Lu Ze’s relentless pressure.
"Is this really where we end?"
The jungler glared resentfully at Guo Tianyin, barely concealing his hatred.
Anyone could see the gap was in mid lane.
How could they contest jungle when the enemy had a bodyguard?
But since mid was their sect’s elder—a ruthless man—he had no choice but to endure.
"Blame this Liu guy! If he hadn’t quit the illusion realm, we wouldn’t have been exploited like this!"
Guo Tianyin shot a venomous look at Liu Mo, his killing intent undisguised.
"Damn it! If they hadn’t banned our best soul-bound champions every game, we might’ve actually won!!"
The ADC cursed bitterly.
The others nodded in agreement.
Overconfident at first, they had used their strongest rogue cultivator souls—
only for Zhong Yi to study and ban them every match.
Like top lane’s Aatrox, mid’s Zed...
All top-tier picks in the celestial rankings!
With those, even against Bai Mu, they stood a chance.
"But they never let them through..."
"Honestly, these righteous cultivators are shackled by honor—maybe we can provoke them..."
...
Back in the live stream, Zhong Yi also felt regret.
"The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team couldn’t endure the humiliation and surrendered... What a shame! We never got to see a 1,000 AP Teemo in action!!"
Just then, a global message appeared above Immortal Demon Canyon:
[Guo Tianyin: Cowards! Banning our soul-bound champions every game—what’s the point? You dare to face us in a real fight!?]
"Such a transparent trick. Did they really think the Lingxiao Sect would fall for—"
Before Zhong Yi could finish, another message flashed across the sky:
[Bai Mu: Fine. Let’s do... a blind pick.]
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
