"Tehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
"One, two, three, four~"
"Teemo Captain, standing by!"
Lu Ze pushed the lane and then entered the jungle, acting as Zhou Yue's bodyguard.
Standing right in the face of the enemy jungler, Teemo's phantom kept appearing, performing all sorts of taunting gestures.
The enemy was furious!
But they didn’t dare to engage...
Because they had already tried comboing him with knock-ups, only for Lu Ze to sidestep them effortlessly.
Not only did they take free damage and miss out on jungle camps, but they also burned their Flash!
The scene left the live-stream audience stunned.
[The last game was so intense—why did the vibe suddenly shift like this...]
[This is so toxic!!]
[Eating the enemy jungler's camps right in front of them—isn’t this just...]
[Absolutely ruthless, but damn, it’s so satisfying to watch!!]
Even though Bai Mu was playing Teemo, Zhong Yi maintained his professionalism as a commentator, barely holding back his laughter.
"What!? Bai Mu recalls and rushes a Mejai’s Soulstealer first item!! Adding insult to injury!!"
"Wow, the jungle of the [Immortal-Slaying Path] team is completely littered with Bai Mu’s mushrooms! The placements are so calculated!!"
"This game, the Lingxiao Sect players are going all out!! Top lane is killing, bot lane is killing, the jungler is killing!!!"
"Mu Yawen’s Sett initiates the fight, Li Moran follows up with damage, and Zhou Yue starts cleaning up!!"
"Complete collapse!! The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team is in shambles!!!"
"The bot lane duo flees in panic..."
"Wait a second!! There’s a stealthed Teemo waiting in the bush ahead of them!!!"
...
Lu Ze lounged leisurely in the grass.
Victory was already assured, so he might as well enjoy himself.
Watching the low-health bot duo stumbling toward him, he sighed.
Why insist on feeding themselves to him?
With that thought, he stood up and suddenly dashed out.
Then, summoning Teemo’s phantom, he burst into laughter on the spot:
"Tehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
He was using the classic [Little Devil] skin from Doom Bots.
The sudden scare made the duo scream.
"Holy sht!!! Agh, a ghost!!!"
"Damn it!!!"
Terrified, the two turned abruptly—only to step right onto the mushrooms Lu Ze had planted earlier...
The live chat erupted in laughter.
[HAHAHA! This Bai Mu player is so evil!!!]
[I swear, Teemo’s phantom is merging with Bai Mu’s aura...]
[I’m starting to think Bai Mu actually voices Teemo!]
[Probably the first bot lane in Immortal Demon Canyon history to die from sheer fright...]
[So toxic! So satisfying!!]
...
"Hah! This feels amazing, absolutely amazing!!"
Zhou Yue, having dominated the game, roared triumphantly in the fountain.
After two straight games of suffering, they had finally turned the tables!
With Lu Ze playing bodyguard, he had completely taken over the enemy jungle.
The poor enemy jungler didn’t even have half his CS...
By now, after several teamfights, Teemo’s Mejai’s had stacked to a terrifying 25 layers!
Thanks to Lu Ze’s god-tier farming, he had 220 CS at 20 minutes—the best-equipped player on the map.
A single mushroom hit meant the enemy had no choice but to recall.
Just as the team discussed how to further torment their opponents,
the screen froze.
The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team surrendered—their Nexus exploded.
"Oh?"
Lu Ze frowned.
His plan was to stall for time.
But the enemy had chosen to forfeit instead.
This wasn’t good news.
Meanwhile, inside the [Immortal-Slaying Path] team’s camp, the five demonic cultivators were at each other’s throats.
Top blamed jungle for no ganks, ADC blamed support for being useless, jungle complained about having no camps...
A ragtag group relying on captured rogue cultivators’ souls for power, they finally cracked under Lu Ze’s relentless pressure.
"Is this really where we end?"
The jungler glared resentfully at Guo Tianyin, barely concealing his hatred.
Anyone could see the gap was in mid lane.
How could they contest jungle when the enemy had a bodyguard?
But since mid was their sect’s elder—a ruthless man—he had no choice but to endure.
"Blame this Liu guy! If he hadn’t quit the illusion realm, we wouldn’t have been exploited like this!"
Guo Tianyin shot a venomous look at Liu Mo, his killing intent undisguised.
"Damn it! If they hadn’t banned our best soul-bound champions every game, we might’ve actually won!!"
The ADC cursed bitterly.
The others nodded in agreement.
Overconfident at first, they had used their strongest rogue cultivator souls—
only for Zhong Yi to study and ban them every match.
Like top lane’s Aatrox, mid’s Zed...
All top-tier picks in the celestial rankings!
With those, even against Bai Mu, they stood a chance.
"But they never let them through..."
"Honestly, these righteous cultivators are shackled by honor—maybe we can provoke them..."
...
Back in the live stream, Zhong Yi also felt regret.
"The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team couldn’t endure the humiliation and surrendered... What a shame! We never got to see a 1,000 AP Teemo in action!!"
Just then, a global message appeared above Immortal Demon Canyon:
[Guo Tianyin: Cowards! Banning our soul-bound champions every game—what’s the point? You dare to face us in a real fight!?]
"Such a transparent trick. Did they really think the Lingxiao Sect would fall for—"
Before Zhong Yi could finish, another message flashed across the sky:
[Bai Mu: Fine. Let’s do... a blind pick.]
g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!
y came from. The chests contained supplies, currency, class-change scrolls, skills, talents… and even godhood! The laws of the world were completely rewritten. This became a world where everyone gambled with their fate! Some people, despite having nothing, opened a divine artifact and rose to the top, eventually ruling the world. Others went bankrupt, opened nothing but worthless junk, and leaped from skyscrapers in despair. Lin Ye arrived in this world from another reality, utterly bewildered. “What is going on? Why is everyone a gambling addict?!” “Opening chests? No way. I refuse to gamble. I’ll start with myself!” Until— On his first chest, he obtained a Mythic Talent: Void Incarnation! He could become completely intangible, pass through all things, and reduce everything to nothingness! … On his fiftieth chest, he obtained a Mythic Weapon: Blade of Karma! With a single slash, karma shattered, twisting the universe and overturning the myriad phenomena of creation! … On his ninety-ninth chest, he obtained a Mythic Divine Treasure: Primordial Purple Energy! It could split open the heavens and earth, create all things, and evolve countless worlds with a single thought! Lin Ye: “Now that I think about it… shouldn’t someone have told me that every chest is guaranteed to contain something Mythic?!”
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
