"Tehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
"One, two, three, four~"
"Teemo Captain, standing by!"
Lu Ze pushed the lane and then entered the jungle, acting as Zhou Yue's bodyguard.
Standing right in the face of the enemy jungler, Teemo's phantom kept appearing, performing all sorts of taunting gestures.
The enemy was furious!
But they didn’t dare to engage...
Because they had already tried comboing him with knock-ups, only for Lu Ze to sidestep them effortlessly.
Not only did they take free damage and miss out on jungle camps, but they also burned their Flash!
The scene left the live-stream audience stunned.
[The last game was so intense—why did the vibe suddenly shift like this...]
[This is so toxic!!]
[Eating the enemy jungler's camps right in front of them—isn’t this just...]
[Absolutely ruthless, but damn, it’s so satisfying to watch!!]
Even though Bai Mu was playing Teemo, Zhong Yi maintained his professionalism as a commentator, barely holding back his laughter.
"What!? Bai Mu recalls and rushes a Mejai’s Soulstealer first item!! Adding insult to injury!!"
"Wow, the jungle of the [Immortal-Slaying Path] team is completely littered with Bai Mu’s mushrooms! The placements are so calculated!!"
"This game, the Lingxiao Sect players are going all out!! Top lane is killing, bot lane is killing, the jungler is killing!!!"
"Mu Yawen’s Sett initiates the fight, Li Moran follows up with damage, and Zhou Yue starts cleaning up!!"
"Complete collapse!! The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team is in shambles!!!"
"The bot lane duo flees in panic..."
"Wait a second!! There’s a stealthed Teemo waiting in the bush ahead of them!!!"
...
Lu Ze lounged leisurely in the grass.
Victory was already assured, so he might as well enjoy himself.
Watching the low-health bot duo stumbling toward him, he sighed.
Why insist on feeding themselves to him?
With that thought, he stood up and suddenly dashed out.
Then, summoning Teemo’s phantom, he burst into laughter on the spot:
"Tehehe..."
"Hahaha..."
He was using the classic [Little Devil] skin from Doom Bots.
The sudden scare made the duo scream.
"Holy sht!!! Agh, a ghost!!!"
"Damn it!!!"
Terrified, the two turned abruptly—only to step right onto the mushrooms Lu Ze had planted earlier...
The live chat erupted in laughter.
[HAHAHA! This Bai Mu player is so evil!!!]
[I swear, Teemo’s phantom is merging with Bai Mu’s aura...]
[I’m starting to think Bai Mu actually voices Teemo!]
[Probably the first bot lane in Immortal Demon Canyon history to die from sheer fright...]
[So toxic! So satisfying!!]
...
"Hah! This feels amazing, absolutely amazing!!"
Zhou Yue, having dominated the game, roared triumphantly in the fountain.
After two straight games of suffering, they had finally turned the tables!
With Lu Ze playing bodyguard, he had completely taken over the enemy jungle.
The poor enemy jungler didn’t even have half his CS...
By now, after several teamfights, Teemo’s Mejai’s had stacked to a terrifying 25 layers!
Thanks to Lu Ze’s god-tier farming, he had 220 CS at 20 minutes—the best-equipped player on the map.
A single mushroom hit meant the enemy had no choice but to recall.
Just as the team discussed how to further torment their opponents,
the screen froze.
The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team surrendered—their Nexus exploded.
"Oh?"
Lu Ze frowned.
His plan was to stall for time.
But the enemy had chosen to forfeit instead.
This wasn’t good news.
Meanwhile, inside the [Immortal-Slaying Path] team’s camp, the five demonic cultivators were at each other’s throats.
Top blamed jungle for no ganks, ADC blamed support for being useless, jungle complained about having no camps...
A ragtag group relying on captured rogue cultivators’ souls for power, they finally cracked under Lu Ze’s relentless pressure.
"Is this really where we end?"
The jungler glared resentfully at Guo Tianyin, barely concealing his hatred.
Anyone could see the gap was in mid lane.
How could they contest jungle when the enemy had a bodyguard?
But since mid was their sect’s elder—a ruthless man—he had no choice but to endure.
"Blame this Liu guy! If he hadn’t quit the illusion realm, we wouldn’t have been exploited like this!"
Guo Tianyin shot a venomous look at Liu Mo, his killing intent undisguised.
"Damn it! If they hadn’t banned our best soul-bound champions every game, we might’ve actually won!!"
The ADC cursed bitterly.
The others nodded in agreement.
Overconfident at first, they had used their strongest rogue cultivator souls—
only for Zhong Yi to study and ban them every match.
Like top lane’s Aatrox, mid’s Zed...
All top-tier picks in the celestial rankings!
With those, even against Bai Mu, they stood a chance.
"But they never let them through..."
"Honestly, these righteous cultivators are shackled by honor—maybe we can provoke them..."
...
Back in the live stream, Zhong Yi also felt regret.
"The [Immortal-Slaying Path] team couldn’t endure the humiliation and surrendered... What a shame! We never got to see a 1,000 AP Teemo in action!!"
Just then, a global message appeared above Immortal Demon Canyon:
[Guo Tianyin: Cowards! Banning our soul-bound champions every game—what’s the point? You dare to face us in a real fight!?]
"Such a transparent trick. Did they really think the Lingxiao Sect would fall for—"
Before Zhong Yi could finish, another message flashed across the sky:
[Bai Mu: Fine. Let’s do... a blind pick.]
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
