A few minutes later, Lin Xiaolu, with a swollen nose and black eye bags, nose still dripping blood, sat on the ground and looked at the black ducks surrounding him. He said seriously:
"Actually, I have loved being with animals ever since I was little. I feel we are all part of nature, and we should learn to get along harmoniously. Violence will only distance our relationships. "
After wiping off the blood on his face, he looked at the fattest duck in front and revealed a friendly smile:
"Brother Duck, can you stop hitting my face?"
The fat duck in front looked at him disdainfully, then spoke in a sharp voice: "What duck? I am a penguin!"
Outside the group of penguins, Xiao Yuer listened to them scolding her brother for being stupid. She was so anxious that she kept stomping her feet. Just as the penguins were about to swarm Lin Xiaolu and beat him up again, Tang Xin who had been watching from above finally came down.
At this point, Tang Xin could hardly hold back her laughter anymore. After landing, she covered her belly with one hand and pointed at Lin Xiaolu's bruised face with the other, laughing so hard that she was gasping for air.
"Hahahaha! You crack me up, just like a little fool! Hahahaha!"
Seeing Tang Xin, the lead fat penguin said bluntly: "Miss Tang, don't tell me this is a new disciple from your demonic cult? He doesn't seem very bright."
Tang Xin greeted the fat penguin while laughing: "Senior Emperor Penguin, you misunderstood. They are two new disciples from Pluck Star Peak. They are just a couple of mischievous kids. I will take them away now."
Then she picked up Lin Xiaolu, and while covering her mouth laughing, scolded: "Will you still make trouble after this?"
The chubby Emperor Penguin also waddled over to Lin Xiaolu and arrogantly snorted: "Little kid, you wanted to roast me for duck meat. Why don't you fly up to heaven? I am a spirit beast at the Foundation Establishment stage."
"I'll let you off easy this time since you are still young. If you come to bluster again next time, I guarantee I'll beat you until your own mother can't recognize you!"
The surrounding penguins also shook their fat little fins and ridiculed him for overestimating himself.
With a bruised face, Lin Xiaolu glared at Emperor Penguin but didn't say anything. He thought to himself that when he becomes powerful in the future, he will definitely come back here and give these penguins who call themselves penguins a good beating. And then collect protection fees from them every day, eight times a day!
Especially this Emperor Penguin, he must roast and eat it no matter what!
Tang Xin bid the penguins farewell with a smile, then carried Lin Xiaolu away, bringing him and Xiao Yuer out of the Ice and Snow Garden where the penguin spirit beasts lived. As they walked, she raised her hand and used her internal spiritual power to heal Lin Xiaolu's injuries.
"Alright, now I, your senior martial sister, will take you back to the school to admit your wrongs to Mr. Yang. Do you two have any objections?" Tang Xin asked with a smile.
"I don't!"
To Tang Xin's surprise, Lin Xiaolu shook off her hand and clenched his fists angrily: "Do you think I will give in just like this? Don't look down on me, Rakshasa witch! I won't go back to school. I want to play outside. Xiao Yuer!"
"I'm here, brother!" The little girl ran to Lin Xiaolu's side.
Lin Xiaolu pulled Xiao Yuer and shouted arrogantly at Tang Xin: "My sister and I are not going back to school. Either you kill me now, and my head will have a bowl-sized scar. In eighteen years, I will be a hero again!"
After hearing Lin Xiaolu's words, Xiao Yuer blinked her big eyes, pulled her brother's sleeve, and corrected him seriously: "Brother, you are not a hero now. You are only seven this year. So you shouldn't say 'again', you should say 'In eighteen years, I will finally become a hero'!"
Lin Xiaolu: ...
"Pfft~" Tang Xin couldn't help laughing out loud again. These two kids were just too amusing.
Looking at the awkward Lin Xiaolu and the innocent Xiao Yuer, she suddenly felt they were so cute - the brother acting all fierce, the sister silly and adorable. She liked them so much. After laughing for a while, she reluctantly said:
"How about this - I, your senior sister, will take you to tour Mount Emei today, then send you back to school at 3 pm.
But tomorrow, you have to obediently listen to Sister Miaoxin and go to school to learn words. Understood?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Xiaolu was a little hesitant, while Xiao Yuer obediently stood by her brother's side, leaving the decision entirely up to him.
Seeing the little guy's indecision, and it was almost meal time, Tang Xin smiled and said, "Are you hungry? Let your senior sister take you to the Demon Peak's dining hall for a meal?"
Her tone was tempting. Looking at the siblings, she seduced: "Our Demon Peak specializes in dealing with spirit beasts and demons. There are all kinds of birds and beasts in the mountain. The food is much more abundant than your Pluck Star Peak.
Little junior brother and sister, wouldn't you like to try it?"
As soon as she said this, Lin Xiaolu was immediately tempted, and Xiao Yuer couldn't help swallowing. Although Lin Xiaolu cared about face and didn't agree directly, he cleared his throat with his hands behind his back and spoke in an old-fashioned manner: "Since you are so sincere, I guess I can reluctantly do you this favor~"
Tang Xin didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she heard this. She laughed and twisted Lin Xiaolu's little ear, scolding him for being ill-mannered.
Then she took the siblings to the dining hall on the second floor of the Demon Peak for a meal.
In terms of appearance alone, the dining hall of the Demon Peak was similar to the Pluck Star Peak, both being two-story courtyards.
After entering with the siblings, Tang Xin was greeted by countless outer disciples, just like Li Miaoxin had been yesterday.
From Tang Xin's introduction, Lin Xiaolu and Xiao Yuer learned that Tang Xin was the senior martial sister of the Demon Peak. Her status at Mount Emei was slightly higher than their senior sister Li Miaoxin, on the same level as their unseen senior martial brother from Pluck Star Peak.
They followed Tang Xin upstairs to a private room, and Tang Xin called a young attendant similar to Monkey San'er to order some dishes.
The dish names she said were unheard of by the siblings. They were all ostentatious names that seemed fancy.
Soon, exquisite dishes were served on the table. The siblings, who hadn't seen much of the world, stared straight at them. They couldn't wait for Tang Xin to invite them and dove right in, wolfing down the chicken, duck, fish and meat, eating with mouths full of oil.
"Wow~ Brother, this is so good."
"Wow~ Brother, this is also so good."
"Wow~ Brother, everything is so good!"
This meal was truly a feast for Lin Xiaolu and Xiao Yuer. They swept away the dishes like a tornado, and when they left, both had bulging bellies.
After the meal, as promised, Tang Xin took them around the Demon Peak, showing them all kinds of amazing spirit beasts, until it was almost 3 pm. Only then did the siblings reluctantly leave with Tang Xin to head back to Pluck Star Peak via the Bridge of Seeking the Dao.
"Remember to listen to your senior sister Miaoxin when you get back." Tang Xin led them on the exquisite jade bridge, walking while smiling and reminding them.
"Rakshasa witch, can my sister and I come find you to play again in the future?" Lin Xiaolu held her hand and asked.
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