Old man, your family's horned horse is no good, it's way too ugly.
Tsk tsk, so ugly! Watch me give it a new hairstyle!
Look, a receding hairline is forever the best!
An Yi withdrew his large hand, which seemed to be burning with flames, from the horned horse's head.
Instantly, the horse's forehead turned into a bald spot!
Xu Kang clenched his fists, his face dark, not saying a word.
In the immortal sects, a horned horse was equivalent to a car in the mortal world. It wasn't just for transportation; more importantly, it was for showing off status and flaunting!
As the mount of the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord, this horned horse was naturally extraordinary. It was a level four demon beast, a royal breed among horses.
Now, after being slapped into a receding hairline by An Yi, how could he ever lead it out in public again!!!
Hold back, hold back. This guy won't live for many more days.
Xu Kang reminded himself, suppressing his anger.
An Yi grinned and asked curiously, "Old man, why is your Palace Lord calling for me in the middle of the night?"
Xu Kang forced a smile. "How could an old man like me guess the Palace Lord's thoughts? Lord Niutou Chen will know once you arrive."
"Tell me, is that woman feeling lonely?"
An Yi winked and asked with a laugh.
Now, with his bull-head appearance, he looked indescribably lecherous.
Xu Kang kept his mouth shut.
"To be honest, I'm quite curious. As we all know, when men reach a certain level, having three wives and four concubines isn't enough anymore. They go straight for thirty-six palaces and seventy-two courtyards. Is the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord usually really this proper?"
An Yi continued asking, looking curious.
Xu Kang remained silent.
"Come on, you're so close to the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord, you can't possibly not know. Tell me quickly, does the Palace Lord have any romantic affairs?"
An Yi chattered on, asking incessantly, growing more and more curious. Then, as if a lightbulb went off, he said, "Old man, don't tell me you have something going on with the Palace Lord! No wonder you look so radiant and vigorous every day."
Xu Kang finally couldn't hold back anymore. Gritting his teeth, he squeezed out the words, "Lord Niutou Chen, the Palace Lord will be your wife in the future. Isn't it inappropriate to speak like this?"
"I don't mind, so why do you? Look at who I am! A Minotaur! Another term for it is NTR! I'm not afraid of being cuckolded!"
An Yi declared righteously.
Xu Kang took a deep breath, trying hard to calm his emotions.
He wanted to hit this Minotaur, but was afraid he couldn't win.
"We're here!" Xu Kang announced.
Unconsciously, the horned horse had trotted across the sky bridge and arrived on the floating island.
This was precisely the bedchamber of the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord!
"So fast."
An Yi got down, looked at Xu Kang, and with a smile, warmly invited, "Old man, want to join us?"
Xu Kang, holding the horned horse's reins, trembled with suppressed rage.
"Tch, boring."
An Yi looked at the brightly lit palace, his eyes turning cold, revealing a hint of killing intent.
"Hah, a banquet at Hongmen?"
Inside the palace.
Murong Qinghong was mixing a silver, mercury-like medicinal liquid.
Her beautiful face showed a trace of sinister coldness.
That Minotaur's strength completely met her expectations. Through these secretly refined drugs of the Heavenly Palace, she could definitely turn him into a complete monster.
However, completely controlling a Minotaur turned monster wouldn't be easy.
Murong Qinghong knew one method that might work.
That was, seduction arts!
Using a bewitching power to firmly grasp his heart and soul before he fully transformed into a monster.
But fully utilizing bewitchment for control wasn't easy either.
Therefore, Murong Qinghong had even prepared to sacrifice her chastity.
If the target had been Lin Chen, she might have reluctantly agreed.
But the thought of it being an ugly Minotaur made Murong Qinghong's heart surge with uncontrollable anger.
However, now she had thought of a better method!
Murong Qinghong's gaze turned towards the adjacent room, growing even colder.
If she didn't torment this cheap disciple of hers, she wouldn't be satisfied!
"Palace Lord, your humble servant pays his respects!"
With a bang, the door was kicked open by An Yi.
Murong Qinghong was startled, nearly jumping out of her skin, almost spilling the silver liquid she was mixing.
At the doorway, the tall, burly figure of a bull-headed man was frozen in the crude motion of kicking the door.
That scene was something even horror movies wouldn't dare to depict!
Murong Qinghong's expression changed slightly. She quickly put away the bottle containing the silver medicinal liquid.
The corners of her mouth lifted into a faint smile as she went to greet him, saying softly, "You've come."
It must be said, Murong Qinghong's acting skills were quite good.
At this moment, she wore a soul-stirring red dress, her slender, bare waist showing not a trace of fat. Below were a pair of plump, rounded white legs!
Slender waist, perky buttocks—she had it all!
An Yi nodded inwardly. She was indeed a woman full of charm.
"Heheh, woman, what are you up to!"
An Yi, disguised as the Minotaur, made a lewd grin and was about to pounce.
Murong Qinghong's face changed slightly.
The Minotaur's eagerness meant she hardly needed to seduce him at all!
It must be said, An Yi's transformed two-and-a-half-meter-tall bull-headed giant had quite an intimidating presence.
Just looking at him made Murong Qinghong feel suffocated.
Subconsciously, her gaze drifted downwards.
So tall and strong... down there...
Could her body withstand it?!
In the moment she was lost in thought, An Yi's large hand had already landed on her slender waist.
"Hahaha, not bad, this waist," An Yi praised.
Murong Qinghong lowered her head, pretending to be shy with a shallow smile.
An Yi patted it. "Looks like you've given birth."
Murong Qinghong's eyes turned cold, but she continued with a soft, smiling voice, "What nonsense are you talking about? My husband died twenty years ago. How could I have a child?"
"I'm not talking nonsense. If I'm not mistaken, you were probably pregnant about four or five years ago," An Yi said with a chuckle.
His medical skills were maxed out. How could Murong Qinghong hide anything from his eyes?
Murong Qinghong's eyes turned icy cold.
This was her secret!
"It's fine, it's just a child. I don't mind!"
An Yi grinned, revealing a silly smile. "Come on, the night is short and springtime fleeting, we can't afford to waste it!"
Then, An Yi puckered his bull-headed lips, moving in for a kiss.
Murong Qinghong closed her eyes, resisting the disgust.
The distance between them grew smaller and smaller.
And then, that strong smell of garlic grew stronger and stronger!
Murong Qinghong opened her eyes. Seeing the ugly face getting closer and closer, she almost vomited.
"Wait!"
Murong Qinghong quickly said.
An Yi put on an angry expression, opening his eyes wide in fury. "Woman, what are you trying to pull now! I'm telling you, today is the day!"
Thank goodness she stopped me in time!
An Yi also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
This woman was loose. Her husband died twenty years ago, yet she could get pregnant and have a child four or five years ago. Who knows who she had it with!
"A pair of jade arms for a thousand pillows to rest on, half a vermilion mouth for ten thousand to taste."
An Yi couldn't bring himself to kiss that.
Who knows what this woman's mouth had been used for.
"Don't be so hasty!"
Murong Qinghong raised a finger, blocking An Yi's large mouth.
She still couldn't do it!
"Woman, are you messing with me?!"
An Yi acted furious, hopping mad, looking like he was about to wreck the place.
Murong Qinghong showed a smile, soothing him, "Don't be impatient. This servant is now old and fading. How about letting you taste a younger woman?"
"What younger woman?"
An Yi wiped his drool. "You mean the female soldiers outside? Great, great!"
"Those are just common beauties, how can they compare to this one!"
As she spoke, Murong Qinghong's lips curled into a strange smile, and she opened the door to the adjacent room.
Inside, bound and gagged, was Shangguan Qianqian!
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
