Old man, your family's horned horse is no good, it's way too ugly.
Tsk tsk, so ugly! Watch me give it a new hairstyle!
Look, a receding hairline is forever the best!
An Yi withdrew his large hand, which seemed to be burning with flames, from the horned horse's head.
Instantly, the horse's forehead turned into a bald spot!
Xu Kang clenched his fists, his face dark, not saying a word.
In the immortal sects, a horned horse was equivalent to a car in the mortal world. It wasn't just for transportation; more importantly, it was for showing off status and flaunting!
As the mount of the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord, this horned horse was naturally extraordinary. It was a level four demon beast, a royal breed among horses.
Now, after being slapped into a receding hairline by An Yi, how could he ever lead it out in public again!!!
Hold back, hold back. This guy won't live for many more days.
Xu Kang reminded himself, suppressing his anger.
An Yi grinned and asked curiously, "Old man, why is your Palace Lord calling for me in the middle of the night?"
Xu Kang forced a smile. "How could an old man like me guess the Palace Lord's thoughts? Lord Niutou Chen will know once you arrive."
"Tell me, is that woman feeling lonely?"
An Yi winked and asked with a laugh.
Now, with his bull-head appearance, he looked indescribably lecherous.
Xu Kang kept his mouth shut.
"To be honest, I'm quite curious. As we all know, when men reach a certain level, having three wives and four concubines isn't enough anymore. They go straight for thirty-six palaces and seventy-two courtyards. Is the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord usually really this proper?"
An Yi continued asking, looking curious.
Xu Kang remained silent.
"Come on, you're so close to the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord, you can't possibly not know. Tell me quickly, does the Palace Lord have any romantic affairs?"
An Yi chattered on, asking incessantly, growing more and more curious. Then, as if a lightbulb went off, he said, "Old man, don't tell me you have something going on with the Palace Lord! No wonder you look so radiant and vigorous every day."
Xu Kang finally couldn't hold back anymore. Gritting his teeth, he squeezed out the words, "Lord Niutou Chen, the Palace Lord will be your wife in the future. Isn't it inappropriate to speak like this?"
"I don't mind, so why do you? Look at who I am! A Minotaur! Another term for it is NTR! I'm not afraid of being cuckolded!"
An Yi declared righteously.
Xu Kang took a deep breath, trying hard to calm his emotions.
He wanted to hit this Minotaur, but was afraid he couldn't win.
"We're here!" Xu Kang announced.
Unconsciously, the horned horse had trotted across the sky bridge and arrived on the floating island.
This was precisely the bedchamber of the Heavenly Palace's Palace Lord!
"So fast."
An Yi got down, looked at Xu Kang, and with a smile, warmly invited, "Old man, want to join us?"
Xu Kang, holding the horned horse's reins, trembled with suppressed rage.
"Tch, boring."
An Yi looked at the brightly lit palace, his eyes turning cold, revealing a hint of killing intent.
"Hah, a banquet at Hongmen?"
Inside the palace.
Murong Qinghong was mixing a silver, mercury-like medicinal liquid.
Her beautiful face showed a trace of sinister coldness.
That Minotaur's strength completely met her expectations. Through these secretly refined drugs of the Heavenly Palace, she could definitely turn him into a complete monster.
However, completely controlling a Minotaur turned monster wouldn't be easy.
Murong Qinghong knew one method that might work.
That was, seduction arts!
Using a bewitching power to firmly grasp his heart and soul before he fully transformed into a monster.
But fully utilizing bewitchment for control wasn't easy either.
Therefore, Murong Qinghong had even prepared to sacrifice her chastity.
If the target had been Lin Chen, she might have reluctantly agreed.
But the thought of it being an ugly Minotaur made Murong Qinghong's heart surge with uncontrollable anger.
However, now she had thought of a better method!
Murong Qinghong's gaze turned towards the adjacent room, growing even colder.
If she didn't torment this cheap disciple of hers, she wouldn't be satisfied!
"Palace Lord, your humble servant pays his respects!"
With a bang, the door was kicked open by An Yi.
Murong Qinghong was startled, nearly jumping out of her skin, almost spilling the silver liquid she was mixing.
At the doorway, the tall, burly figure of a bull-headed man was frozen in the crude motion of kicking the door.
That scene was something even horror movies wouldn't dare to depict!
Murong Qinghong's expression changed slightly. She quickly put away the bottle containing the silver medicinal liquid.
The corners of her mouth lifted into a faint smile as she went to greet him, saying softly, "You've come."
It must be said, Murong Qinghong's acting skills were quite good.
At this moment, she wore a soul-stirring red dress, her slender, bare waist showing not a trace of fat. Below were a pair of plump, rounded white legs!
Slender waist, perky buttocks—she had it all!
An Yi nodded inwardly. She was indeed a woman full of charm.
"Heheh, woman, what are you up to!"
An Yi, disguised as the Minotaur, made a lewd grin and was about to pounce.
Murong Qinghong's face changed slightly.
The Minotaur's eagerness meant she hardly needed to seduce him at all!
It must be said, An Yi's transformed two-and-a-half-meter-tall bull-headed giant had quite an intimidating presence.
Just looking at him made Murong Qinghong feel suffocated.
Subconsciously, her gaze drifted downwards.
So tall and strong... down there...
Could her body withstand it?!
In the moment she was lost in thought, An Yi's large hand had already landed on her slender waist.
"Hahaha, not bad, this waist," An Yi praised.
Murong Qinghong lowered her head, pretending to be shy with a shallow smile.
An Yi patted it. "Looks like you've given birth."
Murong Qinghong's eyes turned cold, but she continued with a soft, smiling voice, "What nonsense are you talking about? My husband died twenty years ago. How could I have a child?"
"I'm not talking nonsense. If I'm not mistaken, you were probably pregnant about four or five years ago," An Yi said with a chuckle.
His medical skills were maxed out. How could Murong Qinghong hide anything from his eyes?
Murong Qinghong's eyes turned icy cold.
This was her secret!
"It's fine, it's just a child. I don't mind!"
An Yi grinned, revealing a silly smile. "Come on, the night is short and springtime fleeting, we can't afford to waste it!"
Then, An Yi puckered his bull-headed lips, moving in for a kiss.
Murong Qinghong closed her eyes, resisting the disgust.
The distance between them grew smaller and smaller.
And then, that strong smell of garlic grew stronger and stronger!
Murong Qinghong opened her eyes. Seeing the ugly face getting closer and closer, she almost vomited.
"Wait!"
Murong Qinghong quickly said.
An Yi put on an angry expression, opening his eyes wide in fury. "Woman, what are you trying to pull now! I'm telling you, today is the day!"
Thank goodness she stopped me in time!
An Yi also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
This woman was loose. Her husband died twenty years ago, yet she could get pregnant and have a child four or five years ago. Who knows who she had it with!
"A pair of jade arms for a thousand pillows to rest on, half a vermilion mouth for ten thousand to taste."
An Yi couldn't bring himself to kiss that.
Who knows what this woman's mouth had been used for.
"Don't be so hasty!"
Murong Qinghong raised a finger, blocking An Yi's large mouth.
She still couldn't do it!
"Woman, are you messing with me?!"
An Yi acted furious, hopping mad, looking like he was about to wreck the place.
Murong Qinghong showed a smile, soothing him, "Don't be impatient. This servant is now old and fading. How about letting you taste a younger woman?"
"What younger woman?"
An Yi wiped his drool. "You mean the female soldiers outside? Great, great!"
"Those are just common beauties, how can they compare to this one!"
As she spoke, Murong Qinghong's lips curled into a strange smile, and she opened the door to the adjacent room.
Inside, bound and gagged, was Shangguan Qianqian!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
