"You're the second prettiest girl I've ever seen."
Inside a luxury car, Bai Shaojun flashed a roguish grin at the scantily clad girl in the passenger seat.
The girl pouted curiously, "Then who's the first?"
"The first is my girlfriend."
Bai Shaojun swept his hair back and murmured tenderly, "Would you like to be my girlfriend and become the prettiest?"
Blushing, the girl stole a glance at him. "W-wait, there are outsiders here... this is embarrassing."
"What outsiders?"
Bai Shaojun turned and saw the dead-eyed young man in the backseat, instantly breaking out in goosebumps.
"B-Bai Xiu?! What are you doing here?!" he stammered in shock.
He hadn’t heard the car door open—was this guy a ghost coming back to haunt him?
"Your pickup lines are outdated. Two stars."
Bai Xiu yawned lazily.
Sensing the tense atmosphere, the girl quickly bolted from the car. "ShaoJun, today’s not a good time. Let’s meet tomorrow!"
Watching his would-be conquest slip away, Bai Shaojun sighed. "Why are you back in the capital?"
"You serious? It’s Grandma’s 80th birthday, and you’re still out picking up girls?" Bai Xiu shot him a disapproving glare.
If not for the interruption, Bai Shaojun would’ve been celebrating in a hotel by now.
"I-I bought a gift! I’ll head back right away."
Bai Shaojun put on an ingratiating smile, careful not to provoke him.
Others might not know, but as a martial artist, Bai Shaojun was well aware—his little cousin was part of the Asura Sect.
The sect’s leader, An Yi, and his right-hand man, Lin Chen, were now ranked among the top 30 on the Heavenly Leaderboard. Even An Yi’s disciple, Fang Jueming, had climbed to 87th place!
Lately, the Asura Sect’s reputation had exploded, almost rivaling the four great factions of Xia.
"When one rises, even their dogs ascend to heaven."
Now that Bai Xiu had hitched himself to the Asura Sect’s rising star, their humble Bai family in the capital couldn’t afford to cross him. No matter how much Bai Shaojun despised his cousin, he had to tread lightly—this guy could crush him with a flick of his fingers.
"Let’s just go home. It’s been a while." Bai Xiu said wistfully.
"Right away!"
Bai Shaojun hesitated before adding, "You know about the Jiang family calling off the engagement, right?"
"What Jiang—oh, right. Whatever, let them."
Bai Xiu shrugged indifferently.
He’d only met Miss Jiang once in his life.
She wasn’t much to look at, and she reeked of cheap perfume.
He’d been trying to figure out how to reject her himself—now the Jiangs had saved him the trouble.
Bai Shaojun frowned. "That’s it? That’s your reaction?"
Bai Xiu yawned again. "What else am I supposed to do?"
"The old madam’s gonna lose it. You know how she is about face."
Bai Shaojun shook his head with a sigh.
Being publicly dumped by the bride’s family was a slap to the entire Bai family’s pride.
But over the past two decades, the Jiangs had climbed the social ladder, joining the capital’s elite, while the Bai family had stagnated. It was no surprise they’d want out.
"Drive. And don’t mention this to Grandma." Bai Xiu said flatly.
Bai Family Estate, Capital
"Mmm, so good!"
Ziyue stuffed her face with one hand while sipping a drink with the other.
Thwack!
A serving tray smacked her on the head.
"Ow! That hurt!"
Rubbing her head, she glared at the waiter standing beside her—An Yi in disguise—and nearly clawed his face off.
An Yi scolded, "Quiet down, you little thief. No more stealing!"
"You jerk! You ate your fill and now you’re blaming me?!" Ziyue flailed wildly as he held her head down.
After a trip to the salon, Ziyue now sported a sleek black princess-cut hairstyle with straight bangs. Paired with her new dress, she looked like she’d stepped out of a manga—adorable and doll-like.
An Yi lowered his voice. "Don’t slander a scholar. When did I steal anything?"
"You’ve got cream on your mouth!"
An Yi wiped it off instantly. "Nope, don’t see it."
Ziyue: "..."
"I’ll kill you!"
She lunged at him, but An Yi held her back with a warning. "Keep it down. We snuck in here for a reason. Cause any more trouble, and next time I’ll lock you up with Hongtian."
At the mention of the dog, Ziyue froze. Timidly, she whispered, "But you stole a piece of the birthday cake... Won’t they notice?"
The massive cake now had a gaping hole.
Why did this idiot have to pick the most obvious thing to steal?
An Yi smirked. "Relax, I forged it."
Forgery was a handy skill.
Too bad he rarely got to use it. Combined with his pickpocketing techniques, it was a match made in heaven.
"Remember, don’t talk. No one here understands you, so just play deaf and mute." An Yi reminded her.
They’d come to see Bai Chenxiang, but the old lady had refused all visitors.
Luckily, her birthday banquet provided the perfect cover.
Without an invitation, they’d had to sneak in disguised as staff.
"Fine."
Ziyue tugged at her black stockings, grimacing. "But do I have to wear these? They’re so uncomfortable."
An Yi didn’t budge. "Yes."
Meanwhile...
Bai Xiu stepped through the gates.
The banquet was in full swing, bustling with staff and guests.
"Young Master! You’re back!"
A suited butler—Uncle Liu—spotted him and lit up with joy.
"Uncle Liu."
Bai Xiu nodded with a faint smile.
Uncle Liu beamed. "Come with me! The old madam will be overjoyed. It’s been three years since you last visited."
"Has it really been that long?" Bai Xiu murmured.
Elsewhere at the banquet...
An Yi brushed past a waiter and emerged with a glass of juice.
The waiter stared blankly at his empty tray, utterly confused.
Spotting Bai Xiu, An Yi’s eyes gleamed.
Perfect. With him here, meeting Bai Chenxiang will be a breeze.
Just then, a plump, silver-haired old lady came bustling out, full of energy. "Oh, my dear grandson! You’ve finally come home! You never visit your poor grandma, even when you’re on break!"
Bai Xiu hurried over with a smile. "Grandma, I’m here now. Happy birthday."
An Yi nearly choked.
This was Bai Chenxiang? The legendary top physician of Xia, the "Divine Healer"?
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
