This, this...
An Yi thought he must still be dreaming and rubbed his eyes.
Yep, no mistake—there was indeed a naked silver-haired beauty lying in his bed!
Holy crap!
An Yi jolted fully awake.
What the hell was going on?
Who was she?
He hadn’t even drunk last night!
He racked his brain, trying to recall the events of the previous evening.
But the key point was—nothing had happened last night!
Still, damn, this girl was drop-dead gorgeous!
Stealing another glance at the porcelain-white, alluring figure of the silver-haired girl, An Yi forced himself to avert his gaze. "See no evil," he muttered.
Too bad some things just couldn’t be controlled by sheer willpower.
Ding! Target meets criteria!
The system’s notification chimed in his head.
An Yi rolled his eyes. "With looks like that, I don’t need your low-tier system to point it out."
Ding! Side Quest: [Rogue Master] activated!
The system’s voice echoed in his mind again.
An Yi instinctively opened the quest panel, then froze.
This damn system!
[Rogue Master]
Objective: Get kissed by three girls within one day! (No active solicitation or hints allowed.)
Reward: Evil Power Value +30! Charm +3
Progress: 0/3
An Yi let out a cold, mocking laugh.
In his entire twenty years of existence, he’d never been kissed without initiating it first.
Hell, he’d only lost his first kiss a few months ago.
Now the system expected him to get three spontaneous kisses in a single day? Dream on!
Wait—what even was this "Charm" stat?
Curious, he pulled up his densely packed attribute panel and scrolled to "Charm."
His Charm was a measly 5!
The standard for an average person was 6!
What the hell?! He didn’t even meet the baseline!
No wonder people still mistook him for a loser despite his handsome face.
"Hey, miss, wake up."
An Yi ignored the garbage system and gently nudged the girl’s smooth, bare shoulder.
No response.
Oh shit—was she dead?!
Panicking, he quickly reached out to check her pulse, his hand hovering over her chest.
Just then, the girl’s eyes snapped open—amber irises locking onto him.
An Yi awkwardly withdrew his hand. "Uh… you’re awake?"
"Grrr—!"
The silver-haired girl lunged, teeth bared, aiming straight for An Yi’s head.
"WHAT THE—?!"
He jerked back, but not fast enough.
Her teeth sank into his cheek.
"OW! OW! OW! LET GO!" An Yi howled, face still clamped in her jaws.
"Pah!"
She released him with a disdainful glare.
Rubbing his cheek, An Yi felt the distinct imprint of her teeth.
Ding! [Rogue Master] Progress: 1/3!
An Yi: "..."
Staring into those amber eyes, An Yi suddenly remembered the silver dragon stored in his inventory.
Same eyes!
He quickly checked his storage space—sure enough, the dragon was gone.
"Are you… that dragon?" he asked, baffled.
Holy hell, had the dragon just turned into a girl?!
The silver-haired girl didn’t answer. Instead, she pounced again.
An Yi braced himself—was she seriously throwing herself at him now?
But then—
Her form phased through his body and vanished.
An Yi blinked.
That’s it?
He checked his storage again. Yep, the silver dragon was back inside, curled up peacefully.
A sinking feeling hit him.
Having a dragon-girl hybrid watching his every move? No thanks.
At least she seemed to sleep most of the time.
Just then, the bedroom door creaked open.
Hongtian shuffled in, yawning. "Why aren’t you up yet? Order takeout—I’m starving."
Studying Hongtian, An Yi grew curious.
If beasts could transform into humans at a certain cultivation level…
What would this black dog turn into?
Judging by Hongtian’s voice, probably some sleazy middle-aged dude.
"Hey, Hongtian," An Yi ventured, "can all demonic beasts turn human?"
Hongtian scoffed. "I’m a feral beast. Why would I turn into a human? In my era, you hairless monkeys were just food. Why would I wanna look like my next meal?"
Before An Yi could process that, Hongtian impatiently barked, "Let’s go eat out. I need to hit the store for cigarettes."
"Here’s money—buy them yourself."
"Are you kidding? Have you ever seen a dog buy cigarettes?"
"Have you ever seen a dog smoke?!"
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Meanwhile, on television...
"Youthful Elixir and Slimming Pills contain absolutely no harmful ingredients. I stake my professional reputation on this—they’re made from natural botanical extracts, free of chemical additives, with negligible impact on the human body."
A stern-faced expert spoke earnestly to the camera, lying through his teeth.
As a renowned authority in biochemical research, his words carried weight with the public.
The comment section exploded:
"No danger? Bullshit! People are literally smoking from their skin! Terrifying!"
"Definitely shady. No way I’m letting my wife use that crap."
"Shut the hell up! You’re just cheap! Can’t afford it? Then admit you’re broke and move on!"
"My wife used both—lost over 70 pounds, skin’s glowing like she’s 30 again. Soft, smooth, perfect."
A girl in her thirties asked, "Uncle upstairs, how old are you?"
Next, the scene shifted, and there was another interview.
The interviewed girl was young and slender, exuding sunshine and confidence all over her body.
"I've bought the slimming pills. I'd like to share my personal opinion. I have an easily - gain - weight constitution. I've been fat since childhood and couldn't lose weight no matter how hard I tried. I never thought I'd ever be associated with the word 'pretty' in my life."
As the girl said this, her eyes welled up with tears.
Then, her previous photos were shown on the screen.
She was big - boned and had a thick waist, a double chin, and her face looked greasy.
The sharp contrast immediately shocked the whole audience.
Dense bullet comments filled the screen.
"Is it real or fake! Oh my god, the contrast is so huge!"
"Never mind. It's only 200,000. I'll sell everything I have and give it a try!"
"Really, rather than living an ugly life forever, I'd rather live ten beautiful years."
The interviewed girl kept wiping her tears and showed a relieved smile.
"Before this, as a girl weighing over 200 pounds, I never felt like a woman.
I'm really grateful to Wudu. Thank you so much. It's the slimming pills that made me realize that I actually have good facial features and that I can be so pretty. If I hadn't lost weight, I might have always been a fat girl mocked and ridiculed by others."
"After losing weight, I've finally realized that I'm a woman. I can bravely pursue the person I like and calmly accept the pursuit and affection from boys."
The bullet comments were filled with words of empathy, "Come on" and "Thank you, Wudu".
The video ended here.
"What do you think?" Lan Ruoxi looked at An Yi and asked.
An Yi gasped and sighed repeatedly, "This marketing strategy is amazing!"
In this era when everyone has enough to eat and live comfortably,
aging and obesity are the two pain points that trouble people's lives!
The two products launched by Wudu Beauty can perfectly solve these problems!
The Youth - Preserving Elixir competes with the Jade - Complexion Elixir of Anjia Company.
However, in comparison, the Youth - Preserving Elixir has more outstanding effects, a lower price, and it has an expert - certified natural plant - extract formula.
For a while, the Jade - Complexion Elixir of Anjia Company was severely suppressed, and its sales volume plummeted.
Meanwhile, Wudu Space swept across the entire beauty market in Daxia.
Its revenue and profit were incredibly high!
Lan Ruoxi bit her lower lip gently, looking anxious. "An Yi, how can we break the deadlock?"
An Yi said calmly, "Let it play out for a while.
The first batch of people who tried the Youth - Preserving Elixir and the slimming pills should start showing symptoms soon."
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
