This, this...
An Yi thought he must still be dreaming and rubbed his eyes.
Yep, no mistake—there was indeed a naked silver-haired beauty lying in his bed!
Holy crap!
An Yi jolted fully awake.
What the hell was going on?
Who was she?
He hadn’t even drunk last night!
He racked his brain, trying to recall the events of the previous evening.
But the key point was—nothing had happened last night!
Still, damn, this girl was drop-dead gorgeous!
Stealing another glance at the porcelain-white, alluring figure of the silver-haired girl, An Yi forced himself to avert his gaze. "See no evil," he muttered.
Too bad some things just couldn’t be controlled by sheer willpower.
Ding! Target meets criteria!
The system’s notification chimed in his head.
An Yi rolled his eyes. "With looks like that, I don’t need your low-tier system to point it out."
Ding! Side Quest: [Rogue Master] activated!
The system’s voice echoed in his mind again.
An Yi instinctively opened the quest panel, then froze.
This damn system!
[Rogue Master]
Objective: Get kissed by three girls within one day! (No active solicitation or hints allowed.)
Reward: Evil Power Value +30! Charm +3
Progress: 0/3
An Yi let out a cold, mocking laugh.
In his entire twenty years of existence, he’d never been kissed without initiating it first.
Hell, he’d only lost his first kiss a few months ago.
Now the system expected him to get three spontaneous kisses in a single day? Dream on!
Wait—what even was this "Charm" stat?
Curious, he pulled up his densely packed attribute panel and scrolled to "Charm."
His Charm was a measly 5!
The standard for an average person was 6!
What the hell?! He didn’t even meet the baseline!
No wonder people still mistook him for a loser despite his handsome face.
"Hey, miss, wake up."
An Yi ignored the garbage system and gently nudged the girl’s smooth, bare shoulder.
No response.
Oh shit—was she dead?!
Panicking, he quickly reached out to check her pulse, his hand hovering over her chest.
Just then, the girl’s eyes snapped open—amber irises locking onto him.
An Yi awkwardly withdrew his hand. "Uh… you’re awake?"
"Grrr—!"
The silver-haired girl lunged, teeth bared, aiming straight for An Yi’s head.
"WHAT THE—?!"
He jerked back, but not fast enough.
Her teeth sank into his cheek.
"OW! OW! OW! LET GO!" An Yi howled, face still clamped in her jaws.
"Pah!"
She released him with a disdainful glare.
Rubbing his cheek, An Yi felt the distinct imprint of her teeth.
Ding! [Rogue Master] Progress: 1/3!
An Yi: "..."
Staring into those amber eyes, An Yi suddenly remembered the silver dragon stored in his inventory.
Same eyes!
He quickly checked his storage space—sure enough, the dragon was gone.
"Are you… that dragon?" he asked, baffled.
Holy hell, had the dragon just turned into a girl?!
The silver-haired girl didn’t answer. Instead, she pounced again.
An Yi braced himself—was she seriously throwing herself at him now?
But then—
Her form phased through his body and vanished.
An Yi blinked.
That’s it?
He checked his storage again. Yep, the silver dragon was back inside, curled up peacefully.
A sinking feeling hit him.
Having a dragon-girl hybrid watching his every move? No thanks.
At least she seemed to sleep most of the time.
Just then, the bedroom door creaked open.
Hongtian shuffled in, yawning. "Why aren’t you up yet? Order takeout—I’m starving."
Studying Hongtian, An Yi grew curious.
If beasts could transform into humans at a certain cultivation level…
What would this black dog turn into?
Judging by Hongtian’s voice, probably some sleazy middle-aged dude.
"Hey, Hongtian," An Yi ventured, "can all demonic beasts turn human?"
Hongtian scoffed. "I’m a feral beast. Why would I turn into a human? In my era, you hairless monkeys were just food. Why would I wanna look like my next meal?"
Before An Yi could process that, Hongtian impatiently barked, "Let’s go eat out. I need to hit the store for cigarettes."
"Here’s money—buy them yourself."
"Are you kidding? Have you ever seen a dog buy cigarettes?"
"Have you ever seen a dog smoke?!"
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Meanwhile, on television...
"Youthful Elixir and Slimming Pills contain absolutely no harmful ingredients. I stake my professional reputation on this—they’re made from natural botanical extracts, free of chemical additives, with negligible impact on the human body."
A stern-faced expert spoke earnestly to the camera, lying through his teeth.
As a renowned authority in biochemical research, his words carried weight with the public.
The comment section exploded:
"No danger? Bullshit! People are literally smoking from their skin! Terrifying!"
"Definitely shady. No way I’m letting my wife use that crap."
"Shut the hell up! You’re just cheap! Can’t afford it? Then admit you’re broke and move on!"
"My wife used both—lost over 70 pounds, skin’s glowing like she’s 30 again. Soft, smooth, perfect."
A girl in her thirties asked, "Uncle upstairs, how old are you?"
Next, the scene shifted, and there was another interview.
The interviewed girl was young and slender, exuding sunshine and confidence all over her body.
"I've bought the slimming pills. I'd like to share my personal opinion. I have an easily - gain - weight constitution. I've been fat since childhood and couldn't lose weight no matter how hard I tried. I never thought I'd ever be associated with the word 'pretty' in my life."
As the girl said this, her eyes welled up with tears.
Then, her previous photos were shown on the screen.
She was big - boned and had a thick waist, a double chin, and her face looked greasy.
The sharp contrast immediately shocked the whole audience.
Dense bullet comments filled the screen.
"Is it real or fake! Oh my god, the contrast is so huge!"
"Never mind. It's only 200,000. I'll sell everything I have and give it a try!"
"Really, rather than living an ugly life forever, I'd rather live ten beautiful years."
The interviewed girl kept wiping her tears and showed a relieved smile.
"Before this, as a girl weighing over 200 pounds, I never felt like a woman.
I'm really grateful to Wudu. Thank you so much. It's the slimming pills that made me realize that I actually have good facial features and that I can be so pretty. If I hadn't lost weight, I might have always been a fat girl mocked and ridiculed by others."
"After losing weight, I've finally realized that I'm a woman. I can bravely pursue the person I like and calmly accept the pursuit and affection from boys."
The bullet comments were filled with words of empathy, "Come on" and "Thank you, Wudu".
The video ended here.
"What do you think?" Lan Ruoxi looked at An Yi and asked.
An Yi gasped and sighed repeatedly, "This marketing strategy is amazing!"
In this era when everyone has enough to eat and live comfortably,
aging and obesity are the two pain points that trouble people's lives!
The two products launched by Wudu Beauty can perfectly solve these problems!
The Youth - Preserving Elixir competes with the Jade - Complexion Elixir of Anjia Company.
However, in comparison, the Youth - Preserving Elixir has more outstanding effects, a lower price, and it has an expert - certified natural plant - extract formula.
For a while, the Jade - Complexion Elixir of Anjia Company was severely suppressed, and its sales volume plummeted.
Meanwhile, Wudu Space swept across the entire beauty market in Daxia.
Its revenue and profit were incredibly high!
Lan Ruoxi bit her lower lip gently, looking anxious. "An Yi, how can we break the deadlock?"
An Yi said calmly, "Let it play out for a while.
The first batch of people who tried the Youth - Preserving Elixir and the slimming pills should start showing symptoms soon."
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
