This, this...
An Yi thought he must still be dreaming and rubbed his eyes.
Yep, no mistake—there was indeed a naked silver-haired beauty lying in his bed!
Holy crap!
An Yi jolted fully awake.
What the hell was going on?
Who was she?
He hadn’t even drunk last night!
He racked his brain, trying to recall the events of the previous evening.
But the key point was—nothing had happened last night!
Still, damn, this girl was drop-dead gorgeous!
Stealing another glance at the porcelain-white, alluring figure of the silver-haired girl, An Yi forced himself to avert his gaze. "See no evil," he muttered.
Too bad some things just couldn’t be controlled by sheer willpower.
Ding! Target meets criteria!
The system’s notification chimed in his head.
An Yi rolled his eyes. "With looks like that, I don’t need your low-tier system to point it out."
Ding! Side Quest: [Rogue Master] activated!
The system’s voice echoed in his mind again.
An Yi instinctively opened the quest panel, then froze.
This damn system!
[Rogue Master]
Objective: Get kissed by three girls within one day! (No active solicitation or hints allowed.)
Reward: Evil Power Value +30! Charm +3
Progress: 0/3
An Yi let out a cold, mocking laugh.
In his entire twenty years of existence, he’d never been kissed without initiating it first.
Hell, he’d only lost his first kiss a few months ago.
Now the system expected him to get three spontaneous kisses in a single day? Dream on!
Wait—what even was this "Charm" stat?
Curious, he pulled up his densely packed attribute panel and scrolled to "Charm."
His Charm was a measly 5!
The standard for an average person was 6!
What the hell?! He didn’t even meet the baseline!
No wonder people still mistook him for a loser despite his handsome face.
"Hey, miss, wake up."
An Yi ignored the garbage system and gently nudged the girl’s smooth, bare shoulder.
No response.
Oh shit—was she dead?!
Panicking, he quickly reached out to check her pulse, his hand hovering over her chest.
Just then, the girl’s eyes snapped open—amber irises locking onto him.
An Yi awkwardly withdrew his hand. "Uh… you’re awake?"
"Grrr—!"
The silver-haired girl lunged, teeth bared, aiming straight for An Yi’s head.
"WHAT THE—?!"
He jerked back, but not fast enough.
Her teeth sank into his cheek.
"OW! OW! OW! LET GO!" An Yi howled, face still clamped in her jaws.
"Pah!"
She released him with a disdainful glare.
Rubbing his cheek, An Yi felt the distinct imprint of her teeth.
Ding! [Rogue Master] Progress: 1/3!
An Yi: "..."
Staring into those amber eyes, An Yi suddenly remembered the silver dragon stored in his inventory.
Same eyes!
He quickly checked his storage space—sure enough, the dragon was gone.
"Are you… that dragon?" he asked, baffled.
Holy hell, had the dragon just turned into a girl?!
The silver-haired girl didn’t answer. Instead, she pounced again.
An Yi braced himself—was she seriously throwing herself at him now?
But then—
Her form phased through his body and vanished.
An Yi blinked.
That’s it?
He checked his storage again. Yep, the silver dragon was back inside, curled up peacefully.
A sinking feeling hit him.
Having a dragon-girl hybrid watching his every move? No thanks.
At least she seemed to sleep most of the time.
Just then, the bedroom door creaked open.
Hongtian shuffled in, yawning. "Why aren’t you up yet? Order takeout—I’m starving."
Studying Hongtian, An Yi grew curious.
If beasts could transform into humans at a certain cultivation level…
What would this black dog turn into?
Judging by Hongtian’s voice, probably some sleazy middle-aged dude.
"Hey, Hongtian," An Yi ventured, "can all demonic beasts turn human?"
Hongtian scoffed. "I’m a feral beast. Why would I turn into a human? In my era, you hairless monkeys were just food. Why would I wanna look like my next meal?"
Before An Yi could process that, Hongtian impatiently barked, "Let’s go eat out. I need to hit the store for cigarettes."
"Here’s money—buy them yourself."
"Are you kidding? Have you ever seen a dog buy cigarettes?"
"Have you ever seen a dog smoke?!"
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Meanwhile, on television...
"Youthful Elixir and Slimming Pills contain absolutely no harmful ingredients. I stake my professional reputation on this—they’re made from natural botanical extracts, free of chemical additives, with negligible impact on the human body."
A stern-faced expert spoke earnestly to the camera, lying through his teeth.
As a renowned authority in biochemical research, his words carried weight with the public.
The comment section exploded:
"No danger? Bullshit! People are literally smoking from their skin! Terrifying!"
"Definitely shady. No way I’m letting my wife use that crap."
"Shut the hell up! You’re just cheap! Can’t afford it? Then admit you’re broke and move on!"
"My wife used both—lost over 70 pounds, skin’s glowing like she’s 30 again. Soft, smooth, perfect."
A girl in her thirties asked, "Uncle upstairs, how old are you?"
Next, the scene shifted, and there was another interview.
The interviewed girl was young and slender, exuding sunshine and confidence all over her body.
"I've bought the slimming pills. I'd like to share my personal opinion. I have an easily - gain - weight constitution. I've been fat since childhood and couldn't lose weight no matter how hard I tried. I never thought I'd ever be associated with the word 'pretty' in my life."
As the girl said this, her eyes welled up with tears.
Then, her previous photos were shown on the screen.
She was big - boned and had a thick waist, a double chin, and her face looked greasy.
The sharp contrast immediately shocked the whole audience.
Dense bullet comments filled the screen.
"Is it real or fake! Oh my god, the contrast is so huge!"
"Never mind. It's only 200,000. I'll sell everything I have and give it a try!"
"Really, rather than living an ugly life forever, I'd rather live ten beautiful years."
The interviewed girl kept wiping her tears and showed a relieved smile.
"Before this, as a girl weighing over 200 pounds, I never felt like a woman.
I'm really grateful to Wudu. Thank you so much. It's the slimming pills that made me realize that I actually have good facial features and that I can be so pretty. If I hadn't lost weight, I might have always been a fat girl mocked and ridiculed by others."
"After losing weight, I've finally realized that I'm a woman. I can bravely pursue the person I like and calmly accept the pursuit and affection from boys."
The bullet comments were filled with words of empathy, "Come on" and "Thank you, Wudu".
The video ended here.
"What do you think?" Lan Ruoxi looked at An Yi and asked.
An Yi gasped and sighed repeatedly, "This marketing strategy is amazing!"
In this era when everyone has enough to eat and live comfortably,
aging and obesity are the two pain points that trouble people's lives!
The two products launched by Wudu Beauty can perfectly solve these problems!
The Youth - Preserving Elixir competes with the Jade - Complexion Elixir of Anjia Company.
However, in comparison, the Youth - Preserving Elixir has more outstanding effects, a lower price, and it has an expert - certified natural plant - extract formula.
For a while, the Jade - Complexion Elixir of Anjia Company was severely suppressed, and its sales volume plummeted.
Meanwhile, Wudu Space swept across the entire beauty market in Daxia.
Its revenue and profit were incredibly high!
Lan Ruoxi bit her lower lip gently, looking anxious. "An Yi, how can we break the deadlock?"
An Yi said calmly, "Let it play out for a while.
The first batch of people who tried the Youth - Preserving Elixir and the slimming pills should start showing symptoms soon."
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
