"Hello? Who is it? What do you want?"
In the villa, An Yi lay lazily on the sofa, phone in hand, asking the question with disinterest.
"Hello, this is Li Yuanfang, Secretary-General of the Imperial Capital Law Enforcement Bureau."
Click!
Before the other party could finish speaking, An Yi hung up the call outright.
Then, he swiped his phone screen and turned on airplane mode.
A moment later, still feeling uneasy, he simply powered the phone off completely.
Damn… The shady stuff he’d done had actually reached the Imperial Capital Law Enforcement Bureau!
An Yi turned on the TV and watched some Teletubbies to calm himself down.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off. Please—"
On the other end of the line, Li Yuanfang frowned slightly.
Refusing to believe it, he dialed several more times, but each call went unanswered.
Ignoring me?
"Well, well, An Yi… The Asura Sect sure has guts!" Li Yuanfang mused.
Originally, he had thought An Yi was just some punk who relied on his talents to act lawlessly.
But now, Li Yuanfang had to give him some credit.
In the world of martial artists, the Law Enforcement Bureau had always been the symbol of authority and order.
Very few dared to openly defy them.
This kid… has spine!
Li Yuanfang stared at the glass, took a deep breath, and lightly tapped his earpiece to connect with the leader on the other end.
"Chief, An Yi has refused—"
In the living room.
Hongtian, the black dog, yawned as he sprawled on the carpet.
Noticing An Yi’s expression, he asked, "What’s going on?"
"The Imperial Capital Law Enforcement Bureau is onto me," An Yi said coldly.
He never imagined that an honest, law-abiding citizen like himself would one day catch the attention of the Bureau.
Truth be told, when he first arrived in this world, he had been relatively well-behaved.
But over the past year, he’d let loose a bit—acting a tad too recklessly.
Yan Zhi had mentioned before that the higher-ups had been itching to make an example of him for a while now.
So, it wasn’t surprising that the Bureau had taken notice.
Hongtian gnawed noisily on a large meaty bone before looking up. "Need help? Give me enough spirit cores, and I can straight-up devour their entire Bureau."
His words were bold, but given his unsealed strength, Hongtian truly had the power to back it up.
"Don’t worry about it. Just focus on your bone! Look how fat you’ve gotten in just a few days!"
An Yi shot a glance at the pudgy dog, exasperated.
Thankfully, he had money now—otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to afford this mutt’s appetite.
"Man, the difference between food five thousand years ago and now is insane. Back in my prime, you humans were still cooking in clay pots," Hongtian remarked between bites, thoroughly impressed.
After just a few days of modern cuisine, he was already starting to dislike human flesh.
Even if it were served to him now, he wouldn’t touch it.
Noticing his empty bowl, Hongtian stealthily swiped An Yi’s phone with his paw, intending to order more takeout.
"Don’t turn it on. We’ve got trouble brewing."
An Yi yawned and deftly snatched the phone back.
He hadn’t set a password, and this damn dog had figured out how to order food on his own!
"Boring."
Hongtian flopped back onto the carpet and turned on the tablet, scrolling through dog breeding videos.
After a while, he grew increasingly excited.
"Woof! Kid! Take me for a walk!"
"Go by yourself. I’m busy."
"Woof woof woof! No way! I’ll get caught if I go alone!"
"You keep harassing other people’s female dogs! Do it again, and I’ll neuter you!"
By the roadside.
Nie Qinglan stood waiting, dressed in an elegant, high-end white ruffled dress, her face lightly made up.
Naturally beautiful, the slight touch of makeup only enhanced her delicate charm, turning the ordinary bus stop into a picturesque scene.
She drew the gazes of passersby effortlessly.
At the moment, she bit her lip anxiously, dialing her phone repeatedly.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off—"
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off—"
After several failed attempts, Nie Qinglan’s eyes welled up with tears, her shoulders trembling slightly.
She’d been stood up. Again.
Bystanders couldn’t help but sigh.
The holidays—some celebrate, others suffer.
Was she dumped?
No way. Even a girl this pretty gets rejected?
If she were my girlfriend, I’d break my ribs to make her soup if she asked.
"An Yi, you jerk!"
Nie Qinglan finally broke down, crouching and hugging her knees as tears rolled down her cheeks.
He always lied to her—she should’ve been used to it by now.
But why did it hurt so much this time?
She’d been looking forward to this for so long…
"Hey, why the tears?"
A familiar, carefree voice reached her ears.
"Go away!"
Nie Qinglan snapped angrily.
Ugh, these creeps!
They always swooped in when a girl was vulnerable, pretending to be kind, thinking they had a shot.
Wait… that voice—
She jerked her head up.
Standing before her was none other than An Yi.
"Y-you came?"
Her voice trembled between sniffles.
An Yi raised an eyebrow. "Didn’t you set it for Friday? Right at this time? I’m even five minutes early. Did you forget?"
This girl was seriously baffling.
"No, no! You remembered! I thought you’d tricked me again."
Nie Qinglan’s tear-streaked face instantly brightened with joy.
"Slander! I, An Yi, always keep my word!"
He crossed his arms, feigning indignation.
"But why didn’t you answer your phone?" Nie Qinglan pouted.
She’d called over a dozen times, but he hadn’t picked up once!
An Yi explained seriously, "I’ve got people watching me now, so I’m avoiding my old phone. This is my new number—use it from now on."
Of course, An Yi knew full well that with modern tech, the Bureau could track him regardless.
But caution never hurt.
"And this number… won’t have any weirdos trying to chat about cigars or smoking, right?"
Nie Qinglan asked warily, still scarred from the last encounter with that raspy-voiced lunatic.
An Yi rolled his eyes. "Relax, this is my private line. Barely anyone has it—you included."
"Hehe, good."
Nie Qinglan grinned.
Honestly, she knew An Yi was a flirt.
But that wasn’t a big deal.
After all, when it came to women, who could compete with her father, Boss Nie?
She wasn’t trying to compete with Shen Muxuan or Lan Ruoxi either. As long as she held a tiny place in An Yi’s heart, that was enough.
An Yi gently wiped her tear-stained cheeks. "Come on, it’s getting cold. Put on more layers, and let’s get in the car."
Nie Qinglan clung to his arm, glancing around curiously. "Where’s your car? That Lamborghini you always drive?"
"Oh, keeping a low profile these days."
With that, An Yi unlocked a beat-up Wuling Hongguang.
Nie Qinglan’s smile stiffened, but she forced a nod. "This is… nice too. But why doesn’t it have a license plate?"
An Yi replied solemnly, "For the sake of discretion."

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)