"Hello? Who is it? What do you want?"
In the villa, An Yi lay lazily on the sofa, phone in hand, asking the question with disinterest.
"Hello, this is Li Yuanfang, Secretary-General of the Imperial Capital Law Enforcement Bureau."
Click!
Before the other party could finish speaking, An Yi hung up the call outright.
Then, he swiped his phone screen and turned on airplane mode.
A moment later, still feeling uneasy, he simply powered the phone off completely.
Damn… The shady stuff he’d done had actually reached the Imperial Capital Law Enforcement Bureau!
An Yi turned on the TV and watched some Teletubbies to calm himself down.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off. Please—"
On the other end of the line, Li Yuanfang frowned slightly.
Refusing to believe it, he dialed several more times, but each call went unanswered.
Ignoring me?
"Well, well, An Yi… The Asura Sect sure has guts!" Li Yuanfang mused.
Originally, he had thought An Yi was just some punk who relied on his talents to act lawlessly.
But now, Li Yuanfang had to give him some credit.
In the world of martial artists, the Law Enforcement Bureau had always been the symbol of authority and order.
Very few dared to openly defy them.
This kid… has spine!
Li Yuanfang stared at the glass, took a deep breath, and lightly tapped his earpiece to connect with the leader on the other end.
"Chief, An Yi has refused—"
In the living room.
Hongtian, the black dog, yawned as he sprawled on the carpet.
Noticing An Yi’s expression, he asked, "What’s going on?"
"The Imperial Capital Law Enforcement Bureau is onto me," An Yi said coldly.
He never imagined that an honest, law-abiding citizen like himself would one day catch the attention of the Bureau.
Truth be told, when he first arrived in this world, he had been relatively well-behaved.
But over the past year, he’d let loose a bit—acting a tad too recklessly.
Yan Zhi had mentioned before that the higher-ups had been itching to make an example of him for a while now.
So, it wasn’t surprising that the Bureau had taken notice.
Hongtian gnawed noisily on a large meaty bone before looking up. "Need help? Give me enough spirit cores, and I can straight-up devour their entire Bureau."
His words were bold, but given his unsealed strength, Hongtian truly had the power to back it up.
"Don’t worry about it. Just focus on your bone! Look how fat you’ve gotten in just a few days!"
An Yi shot a glance at the pudgy dog, exasperated.
Thankfully, he had money now—otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to afford this mutt’s appetite.
"Man, the difference between food five thousand years ago and now is insane. Back in my prime, you humans were still cooking in clay pots," Hongtian remarked between bites, thoroughly impressed.
After just a few days of modern cuisine, he was already starting to dislike human flesh.
Even if it were served to him now, he wouldn’t touch it.
Noticing his empty bowl, Hongtian stealthily swiped An Yi’s phone with his paw, intending to order more takeout.
"Don’t turn it on. We’ve got trouble brewing."
An Yi yawned and deftly snatched the phone back.
He hadn’t set a password, and this damn dog had figured out how to order food on his own!
"Boring."
Hongtian flopped back onto the carpet and turned on the tablet, scrolling through dog breeding videos.
After a while, he grew increasingly excited.
"Woof! Kid! Take me for a walk!"
"Go by yourself. I’m busy."
"Woof woof woof! No way! I’ll get caught if I go alone!"
"You keep harassing other people’s female dogs! Do it again, and I’ll neuter you!"
By the roadside.
Nie Qinglan stood waiting, dressed in an elegant, high-end white ruffled dress, her face lightly made up.
Naturally beautiful, the slight touch of makeup only enhanced her delicate charm, turning the ordinary bus stop into a picturesque scene.
She drew the gazes of passersby effortlessly.
At the moment, she bit her lip anxiously, dialing her phone repeatedly.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off—"
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off—"
After several failed attempts, Nie Qinglan’s eyes welled up with tears, her shoulders trembling slightly.
She’d been stood up. Again.
Bystanders couldn’t help but sigh.
The holidays—some celebrate, others suffer.
Was she dumped?
No way. Even a girl this pretty gets rejected?
If she were my girlfriend, I’d break my ribs to make her soup if she asked.
"An Yi, you jerk!"
Nie Qinglan finally broke down, crouching and hugging her knees as tears rolled down her cheeks.
He always lied to her—she should’ve been used to it by now.
But why did it hurt so much this time?
She’d been looking forward to this for so long…
"Hey, why the tears?"
A familiar, carefree voice reached her ears.
"Go away!"
Nie Qinglan snapped angrily.
Ugh, these creeps!
They always swooped in when a girl was vulnerable, pretending to be kind, thinking they had a shot.
Wait… that voice—
She jerked her head up.
Standing before her was none other than An Yi.
"Y-you came?"
Her voice trembled between sniffles.
An Yi raised an eyebrow. "Didn’t you set it for Friday? Right at this time? I’m even five minutes early. Did you forget?"
This girl was seriously baffling.
"No, no! You remembered! I thought you’d tricked me again."
Nie Qinglan’s tear-streaked face instantly brightened with joy.
"Slander! I, An Yi, always keep my word!"
He crossed his arms, feigning indignation.
"But why didn’t you answer your phone?" Nie Qinglan pouted.
She’d called over a dozen times, but he hadn’t picked up once!
An Yi explained seriously, "I’ve got people watching me now, so I’m avoiding my old phone. This is my new number—use it from now on."
Of course, An Yi knew full well that with modern tech, the Bureau could track him regardless.
But caution never hurt.
"And this number… won’t have any weirdos trying to chat about cigars or smoking, right?"
Nie Qinglan asked warily, still scarred from the last encounter with that raspy-voiced lunatic.
An Yi rolled his eyes. "Relax, this is my private line. Barely anyone has it—you included."
"Hehe, good."
Nie Qinglan grinned.
Honestly, she knew An Yi was a flirt.
But that wasn’t a big deal.
After all, when it came to women, who could compete with her father, Boss Nie?
She wasn’t trying to compete with Shen Muxuan or Lan Ruoxi either. As long as she held a tiny place in An Yi’s heart, that was enough.
An Yi gently wiped her tear-stained cheeks. "Come on, it’s getting cold. Put on more layers, and let’s get in the car."
Nie Qinglan clung to his arm, glancing around curiously. "Where’s your car? That Lamborghini you always drive?"
"Oh, keeping a low profile these days."
With that, An Yi unlocked a beat-up Wuling Hongguang.
Nie Qinglan’s smile stiffened, but she forced a nod. "This is… nice too. But why doesn’t it have a license plate?"
An Yi replied solemnly, "For the sake of discretion."
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
ither go to a cultivation world where a single sword strike can defeat ten thousand enemies. Or they travel back to historical dynasties to alter history and wield imperial power. At the very least, they'd go back a few decades to get rich using their future knowledge and build a harem. Who the hell would transmigrate here!
