Meeting the standards of a "Love Guru"?
An Yi frowned as he watched the woman nestled in Boss Nie's arms and let out a slight sigh.
Honestly, leaving everything else aside, just those stunning legs beneath the miniskirt were enough to make anyone linger with admiration. Who doesn’t love a beautiful woman?
He liked women in other men’s arms—no, wait, the women he liked always ended up in other men’s arms.
"What are you staring at?" Yan Zhi asked curiously.
An Yi quickly averted his gaze. "Nothing."
Though the woman in Boss Nie’s arms was attractive, the one beside him wasn’t bad either. Standing at 1.7 meters tall, she was younger and outshone the other woman in terms of figure.
Yan Zhi smirked. "Didn’t expect you to have a thing for married women!"
"No way, absolutely not!" An Yi loudly protested.
Yan Zhi patted his shoulder reassuringly. "Don’t worry, no need to feel insecure. After taking the Celestial Star Grass, you’ll be as strong and vigorous as any normal man!"
An Yi: "!"
This clueless woman!
He wanted to curse out loud!
He prided himself on being the "Indomitable Spear"—the legendary "Eight Times a Night" Casanova!
The Celestial Star Grass? He was only buying it for the Jade Beauty Elixir!!!
The wait for the auction wasn’t long.
A spirited elderly man walked to the center of the auction stage.
Admittedly, the place had an air of sophistication.
Everywhere exuded an antique charm, even the auctioneer, dressed in traditional gray robes, carried an almost ethereal aura.
"Good evening, everyone. I am Gao Yude, and I welcome you to tonight’s Auspicious Cloud Auction House. Without further ado, let’s begin."
The auctioneer was refreshingly straightforward, skipping the usual formalities and diving straight into the event.
Two stunning women in qipaos gracefully approached, unfurling a painting.
Gasps and murmurs filled the room.
"Tomb-Sweeping Day Scroll!" someone even blurted out.
The auctioneer smiled as he introduced it.
"The 'Tomb-Sweeping Day Scroll,' one of China’s Ten Great Classical Paintings, is a genre masterpiece from the Northern Song Dynasty. It is the only surviving work of the legendary painter Xiao Yi and is considered a national treasure, currently housed in the Imperial Capital Museum."
"The scroll measures 30 centimeters in height and 500 centimeters in length, rendered on silk with vibrant colors. Presented in a long handscroll format, it employs scattered perspective to vividly capture the tomb-sweeping activities of people from all social strata during the Northern Song Dynasty. The scene is brought to life with over 1,300 figures, each uniquely portrayed."
In a secluded VIP room within the auction house...
"Lord Dragon, this painting—"
A one-eyed man, exuding a fierce aura, couldn’t help but speak up.
A dignified yet ethereal voice responded calmly, "Wait and observe."
He never imagined that a playful imitation he once painted—mocking a certain artist named Zhang—would, over centuries, become his most celebrated work.
"Is... is this really the 'Tomb-Sweeping Day Scroll'?" someone questioned skeptically.
The auctioneer chuckled. "As I mentioned earlier, the original is in the Imperial Capital Museum. This is a replica, though it does date back 500 years."
Hearing this, the crowd sighed in disappointment.
A replica? That killed the prestige. They had hoped for the real deal.
Had it been Xiao Yi’s authentic work, it would have caused a sensation.
"Starting bid at 300,000. Each subsequent bid must increase by at least 20,000. If no one counters after three calls, the item is sold!" the auctioneer declared.
The 'Tomb-Sweeping Day Scroll' was just the opening act—a decent showpiece, but nothing more.
An Yi was stunned. "A random painting of tomb-sweeping is worth this much?"
"Are you even from this planet?" Yan Zhi sighed.
An Yi: "..."
Money in this world was sometimes too easy to make.
Who would pay so much for a painting depicting tomb-sweeping? Wasn’t it creepy?
Clearly, after only two years here, he still didn’t fully grasp this world’s quirks.
"1 million!"
Boss Nie cut through the hesitation, instantly raising the bid to a million.
The auction hall fell silent.
Even the auctioneer paused before announcing, "Any further bids? 1 million, going once! 1 million, going twice! 1 million—"
"1.1 million!"
A woman’s voice interrupted.
Boss Nie glanced over and smirked coldly.
The bidder was a middle-aged woman in a yellow robe.
"Hong Ping, an outer elder of the Joyous Union Sect. The Wild Rose you killed, Boss Nie, was her disciple," whispered the mixed-race beauty beside him.
"Then let’s keep bidding," Boss Nie sneered. "2 million!"
"Two million for a replica? Only Boss Nie would throw money around like this!"
The woman in yellow clenched her teeth, fury flashing in her eyes. "2.1 million!"
"Only raising by 100,000? How stingy. I’m out."
Boss Nie looked down at her with a mocking grin.
"2.1 million for a fake? What a joke."
He had only bid out of casual interest—a collector’s whim. But bidding like a pauper? Pathetic.
The woman’s face darkened.
She had let anger cloud her judgment. Two million was half a month’s earnings for the Joyous Union Sect!
"Master, are you sure Boss Nie was the one who killed Junior Sister?" a woman beside her whispered.
Hong Ping replied coldly, "Your junior sister sold his daughter to the Gourd Immortal. When Nie Chengwen found out, she vanished without a trace. Who else could it be?"
The feud between Boss Nie and the Joyous Union Sect was now set in stone.
"The next item is rather special—Celestial Star Grass, and what’s more, its seeds!"
The moment the auctioneer spoke, An Yi’s eyes lit up.
"So soon?!"
The Celestial Star Grass he needed was already here!
"Many must be curious about its effects. Let me explain briefly—its primary use is treating male impotence. Those struggling with infertility can also take it to restore vitality!"
"Starting bid at 100,000. Each raise must be no less than 10,000. If no one counters after three calls, the item is sold!"
Silence.
Who would dare bid on this?
Doing so would be an open admission of inadequacy!
A man must never admit to weakness!
Women couldn’t bid either—it’d imply their men had... issues.
No man at all?
Even worse!
Bidding alone would make them seem promiscuous!
Seconds ticked by.
The auctioneer sighed. "In that case, this item will be considered uns—"
"100,000!"
At the last moment, two voices rang out simultaneously.
One was An Yi’s. The other belonged to a middle-aged man.
Hearing An Yi’s bid, the man flushed red and stammered, "No no, don’t get the wrong idea! I’m buying this for a friend. I don’t need it myself."
An Yi blinked, then clasped his hands solemnly. "Same here!"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
