Early the next morning.
In the courtyard of the Su family villa.
Qin Luo, dressed in a tai chi outfit, was practicing tai chi.
While mentally calling out:
"Little doggy, come out and add some defense for me!!"
[Yes, master]
The next second.
All 5 attribute points were added to defense.
And a status panel appeared in front of Qin Luo.
[Qin Luo]
Cultivation: Late Foundation Realm
Strength: 2 points
Defense: 19 points
Stamina: 1 point
Agility: 1 point
Comprehension: 1 point
Available points: 0
Loyalty: 230
Titles: Number One Lackey, Doghead Strategist
Heart Sutras: Lackey's Heart Sutra, Poison Shadow Heart Sutra
Skills: Lackey's Phantom Body, Lackey Ghost Poison Palm, Auto Parry, Mystic Ghost Fourteen Needles, God-level Hacking, Natural Affinity, Intimidation, Rumormongering, God-level Driving, Luck Recognition, Aura Concealment... (a bunch of miscellaneous small skills)
Items: One set of Dark Iron Silver Needles, War God's Command Token x1
Satisfied, pleased, delicious~
Qin Luo smiled slightly.
Hehehe~~~
Qin Luo often thought himself clever as a whip, otherwise how could he have thought to bind himself to Su Muwan back then?
Qin Luo, you must remember.
Without Su Muwan, there would be no you of yesterday.
Without Su Muwan, there would be no you of today.
Without Su Muwan, there would be no you of tomorrow.
Without Su Muwan, there would be no...
In short, Su Muwan is a treasure trove!
Just for this bizarre constitution of hers that encounters one or two protagonists wherever she goes, I, Qin Luo!
Am sticking with you for good!
At this moment.
Zhu Lan wriggled over while practicing tai chi.
She frowned at Qin Luo while continuing her movements and asked, "Qin Luo, what happened to the young miss last night? Why was she unconscious when she came back?"
Last night the young miss had said she was going street racing.
But as a result, in the middle of the night... the young miss was brought back unconscious in Qin Luo's arms.
That wasn't the main point though. The key was...
There were large rainbow-colored stains on the young miss's clothes.
It made Zhu Lan's heart ache to see it.
Hearing this, Qin Luo seemed to recall a rather explosive scene from last night.
Because he drove faster and faster.
It caused Su Muwan to... directly vomit.
And she even vomited on him.
Of course, this wasn't what Qin Luo found explosive.
The explosive part was... System, you bastard, you actually prompted that the young miss's mysterious reward had been issued!
System, are you a pervert yourself or do you think I, Qin Luo, am a pervert?
Well...
Although I probably shouldn't say this.
When I saw the dizzy young miss vomiting and begging pitifully, I did feel a strange sensation well up inside me.
But!
Aside from the fact that I may have a somewhat odd kink in my heart, System, are you really completely blameless?
Anyway.
Qin Luo continued his tai chi while replying, "We drove too fast last night, the young miss couldn't handle it and passed out."
Zhu Lan: ???
What vulgar words are you saying?
At this moment.
Respectful voices rang out one after another.
"Good morning, young miss."
"Good morning, young miss."
"Good morning, young miss."
Qin Luo and Zhu Lan looked over at the same time.
They saw.
A refreshed Su Muwan walking over with an imposing aura.
The two of them stepped forward and respectfully said, "Good morning, young miss."
"Mm."
Su Muwan nodded slightly, her expression calm.
She seemed to have completely forgotten about last night's events.
But... in reality...
Humiliation!
This is my, Su Muwan's, humiliation!
A mere Qin Luo, how could he make me, a reincarnator, dizzy?
Does this make sense? Is this reasonable? Is this... scientific?
Su Muwan was inwardly mortified!
Damn it!
Under her calm expression, she was hiding uncontrollable shame and anger.
She glanced at Qin Luo's smiling face.
Her fists clenched, hardening!
Yesterday's shame, I must take revenge for it today!
Especially since Su Muwan had good reason to suspect that Qin Luo had driven so fast on purpose!
So.
Su Muwan slightly raised her chin, her gaze sweeping over Qin Luo's handsome face, and said coolly to him, "Qin Luo, you performed well yesterday. Although it's usually Zhu Lan who accompanies me for training."
"But... today I'll allow you to join."
Upon hearing this.
Zhu Lan's expression froze, then she stiffened like an abandoned puppy.
Huh?
The young miss actually... actually wants this newcomer to be her training partner?
When it used to be me who was the young miss's punching bag...
On Qin Luo's side.
He glanced at Su Muwan's little fists, plus her expression that was calm on the surface but revealed a hint of mischief in her eyes.
He immediately had a bad feeling.
But!
I've put all my points into defense! What am I afraid of?
Even if you're the final big bad, I haven't just been standing still either.
I've also... gotten stronger!
So, Qin Luo smiled and said, "Alright."
Hearing this response, the corners of Su Muwan's mouth couldn't help but curl up slightly.
A flash of mischief passed through her eyes.
Then.
Crack crack crack.
Su Muwan raised her fists that were cracking ominously, and looked kindly at the confident-looking Qin Luo: "Qin Luo, you'd better... brace yourself for this young miss!!"
As soon as the words fell.
Boom!
A powerful aura burst forth from Su Muwan's body. Qin Luo could visibly see waves of cold air auras continuously surging out from under Su Muwan's feet.
???
Wait, wasn't this just supposed to be ordinary daily training?
Why does your stance look like you're about to kill me??
Qin Luo's previously confident expression immediately changed. Or rather, when Su Muwan clenched her fists making cracking sounds, he already felt something was off.
Wait, this isn't right!
Qin Luo hurriedly said, "Young miss, wait, I think..."
Before he could finish speaking.
Su Muwan twisted her hips and stepped forward, raising her little fists without mercy, her tone indignant as she said, "I won't wait!"
Qin Luo!! You made this young miss lose so much face last night!
Today! I must teach you a lesson to vent this anger!
Boom!
Her fist shot out.
Her movements were swift and forceful, containing a terrifying power that made Qin Luo's scalp tingle.
The latter's mouth twitched.
It's over, he somewhat understood what Su Muwan was trying to do.
It seems she wants to regain some face for last night's events.
Tsk, I hope that putting all my points into defense will make me a bit more durable.
However...
Just as Qin Luo thought he was about to be taught a brutal lesson by Su Muwan's fist.
Pat~
Su Muwan's originally imposing fist suddenly pulled back its force just as it was about to touch Qin Luo.
Then she merely extended her fingertip and lightly flicked Qin Luo's forehead.
Huh??
Qin Luo came back to his senses and looked down to see Su Muwan's lips curled in a sly smile as she flicked his forehead again.
She then stepped back, covering her mouth with one hand, her expression delighted as she looked at Qin Luo's nervous face. She couldn't help but mock him, "My my~ Even a mere Qin Luo can show such a nervous expression~"
"What's wrong, did you think this young miss would use full force and beat you until you cried?"
"Oh my, I'm so sorry, a mere Qin Luo really thought too much~"
"As this young miss's personal lackey, this young miss wouldn't let you get hurt, okay~"
"But... you were so nervous..."
As she spoke, Su Muwan's lips curled upwards, her eyes looking at Qin Luo like he was small fry: "It's really... as cute as a little puppy~"
[Loyalty +5]
[Loyalty +5]
Qin Luo's expression froze: .......
Tsk... Su Muwan.
I... you... are truly a malicious villain....
My fists have hardened, they've hardened.
However.
Qin Luo looked at Su Muwan's delighted face.
Thump!
Thump!!
His heart was beating at such a rapid pace!!!
Qin Luo swallowed hard, unable to resist speaking up. He looked at Su Muwan, for once talking back firmly, "The same goes for you, young miss."
"Last night when you were begging me to slow down... you were very cute too."
Crack——!
Su Muwan's expression froze.
She turned her head to look at Zhu Lan.
Zhu Lan's expression was shocked: "Young miss, you..."
What exactly did the young miss do with Qin Luo yesterday?
And was this forehead flicking considered training?
What... what's going on here?
"Ah..."
Su Muwan's face gradually flushed red. She glared angrily at Qin Luo who had called her cute last night.
Unable to hold back, she clenched her fists and gritted her teeth: "Qin Luo!! You bastard!"
"Go to hell!"
Bang!
"Argh——!"
One punch.
Qin Luo's defenses were broken.
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