Half a year into their marriage.
Early morning.
Slap slap slap slap!!!
"No... no... Luo, please stop hitting me... hehehehe...."
Qin Luo: ?
He stared silently at Su Muwan lying on the bed, her lips curling uncontrollably as she mumbled in her sleep.
Hard to judge. Really hard to judge.
What on earth had turned Su Muwan into... this?
Was it because...
Qin Luo glanced at the mess scattered across the floor and covered his face with his hand.
Alright, fine. It was because they’d gone a little too wild.
The two of them, having tasted forbidden fruit for the first time, were like chewing gum that never lost its flavor—utterly unstoppable.
From the initial shyness, the hesitant pushes and pulls...
To later evolving into:
"What? You still have energy? No way, I can’t lose this battle!"
From agreeing to once a week—too much would spoil the appetite—
To scheduling sets for Monday-Wednesday-Friday, different sets for Tuesday-Thursday, and yet another for the weekend.
Even if the vibe was getting weirder, at least...
Qin Luo lowered his gaze to Su Muwan’s peaceful sleeping face.
Hmm.
This crazed version of the young mistress was, in short, absolutely adorable!
......
......
Pat pat pat—
"LuoLuoLuoLuoLuoLuoLuoLuo~~!!"
Su Muwan was awake.
Her first order of business upon waking? Finding Qin Luo.
Qin Luo was tidying up, taking advantage of the nice weather to air out the long-stored bedsheets and blankets.
They could’ve just used their divine cosmic powers to magically clean everything with a word.
But that wouldn’t fit the quiet, ordinary life they were aiming for.
Ever since world peace was achieved half a year ago,
the two of them had become, in the eyes of the public, just slightly wealthy, slightly influential... normal people.
As he folded the last blanket—
"Luo Luo!"
A body slammed into him from behind, clinging to him like a koala with all four limbs.
Sniff sniff! Sniff sniff!
"Luo Luo smells like sunshine! So good!"
"I’ll inhale you inhale you inhale you!!!!"
Qin Luo staggered forward a couple steps, barely catching himself as he laughed helplessly, securing Su Muwan’s thighs to keep her from sliding off.
Lately, Su Muwan had been acting more and more like an overly affectionate kitten, pouncing on him at every opportunity.
"Awake?"
He turned his head, meeting Su Muwan’s sparkling eyes.
"Mhm!"
She nodded vigorously, her hair brushing against his neck, tickling him. "Mr. Qin?"
Qin Luo turned back to folding the blanket. "What?"
"Do me!"
Qin Luo: ?
One second. Two seconds. Three seconds.
He stopped what he was doing. Sometimes, Qin Luo really wanted to call the police.
Crouching down, he set Su Muwan on the ground, then turned to face her gleaming gaze—
which also carried a hint of impatience.
No, enough. Seriously, enough.
Is this... reasonable?
Is this appropriate?
Is this how it should be?
Is this all there is to life between two people?
No. It shouldn’t be like this.
Most importantly, Su Muwan’s frequency lately was way too high.
Putting everything else aside, two-thirds of their day was spent... well. Sigh.
Qin Luo took a deep breath and looked seriously at Su Muwan’s radiant face. "Young Mistress."
"Call me wifey."
Qin Luo paused. "Wifey..."
He cleared his throat. "It’s time for breakfast. You just woke up. Let’s eat first, alright?"
Su Muwan tilted her head, the shark hood of her pajamas following the motion. "Hmm... You do have a point."
Qin Luo exhaled in relief.
Then—
"Then let’s spice things up a bit."
Su Muwan licked her lips, eyes gleaming with excitement. "How about we roleplay today? The scenario is: We’re eating breakfast, and then your chopsticks fall, so you bend down to pick them up—"
Qin Luo: "?"
——————And so, the two of them had a very enjoyable morning. Ahem. Of course, they were just playing roleplay games.
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
