The two exchanged glances and sighed simultaneously.
"No way?"
"Why does this kind of plot keep happening everywhere?"
Su Muwan massaged her temples.
Enough. Seriously, enough.
I tolerated it once, twice, even three times!!!
But!
You can’t just keep making me endure this!!
I’m not the Dragon King, damn it!!
Qin Luo, however, remained calm and murmured, "I’ve already deduced it—this is the celestial realm during the Immortal-Demon War, and we just happen to be on opposing sides."
He narrowed his eyes, glancing at the group of "righteously indignant" immortals, and smirked. "But... this situation actually works in our favor."
Su Muwan blinked. "Huh?"
Qin Luo chuckled. "These people are practically oozing with dense law energy."
"Their cultivation... Dominator Realm... Perfect."
Su Muwan’s eyes lit up. "Got it!"
She turned around, shedding her earlier exasperation, and swept a sharp gaze over the immortals. "This Immortal Venerable will associate with whomever she pleases. Who are you to dictate my choices?"
The immortals: "???"
Fairy Bixia, dressed in green, "lamented with grief." "Immortal Venerable Su! You are a pillar of the celestial realm! How could you stoop so low?!"
A plaque hung at her waist, inscribed with... Fairy Bixia.
Her voice was so shrill it nearly tore through the clouds.
Her fingers dug into her palms inside her sleeves, but beneath the surface, years of suppressed glee surged in her eyes.
Finally... Finally, this day has come!
Fairy Bixia stared at Su Muwan’s coldly beautiful face, her heart hissing like a venomous snake.
Ever since you ascended to the celestial realm, everyone’s eyes have been on you!
"The celestial realm’s number one ice beauty," "the once-in-a-millennium Extreme Frost Immortal Body"...
Her teeth ground audibly. Those titles should have been hers!
But no matter!
Not long ago, she had finally caught Su Muwan’s weakness.
Namely, her alleged collusion with Qin Luo—the demon realm’s youngest and most monstrous Demon Venerable.
Today, she had deliberately led three Immortal Venerables with blood feuds against the demon realm to this "chance encounter."
Once Su Muwan’s crime of conspiring with the demonic scourge was confirmed...
I’ll watch as your immortal bones are stripped away, as you wail on the Execution Platform!
Hahaha!! Su Muwan! Even if you cripple your cultivation and beg on your knees now, I won’t spare you!
Back to the present.
As expected, Immortal Venerable Chixu bellowed in fury. "Su Muwan! Do you know how many of our celestial disciples the demon realm has slaughtered?! If you don’t give us an explanation today—"
Before he could finish—
"An explanation?"
Su Muwan suddenly laughed softly, her ice-blue eyes sweeping over the crowd. "Since when does this Immortal Venerable need to explain herself to ants?"
"A bunch of Dominator Realm trash, daring to yap in front of me?"
Ah, the familiar feeling is back.
Let’s be real—who else but me can slip into character this fast?
Anyway, this is just a dream. Though Qin Luo mentioned it might slightly affect the future...
But come on, how much trouble could minor players like us possibly cause?
Fairy Bixia nearly laughed out loud.
Idiot! You’re still spouting nonsense?!
She immediately teared up and wailed dramatically. "Everyone heard that! Immortal Venerable Su has completely fallen to demonic—"
"Annoying."
SMACK!
"Ghk—!"
Before she could finish, Qin Luo teleported in front of her and backhanded her across the face.
The slap left Fairy Bixia’s head ringing.
Huh...?
What?
I... got hit?
Her eyes widened in terror. How could this demonic cultivator bypass the celestial realm’s restrictions and attack directly?!
What’s going on?
In reality, they were currently in the celestial realm’s Jade Pool, a place under celestial jurisdiction with special restrictions that normally prevented immortals from unleashing their full power.
But this... What kind of monster is this Demon Venerable?!
"You... you hit me?"
Fairy Bixia turned her head, glaring furiously at Qin Luo. "Do you know who my father is—"
SMACK!!
Another slap cut her off. Qin Luo raised his hand and seized her by the throat, then glanced at Su Muwan.
"Miss, devour her."
Su Muwan: ? Am I some kind of demonic beast?
Witnessing this, another Immortal Venerable roared. "Halt!! Today, this old man will uphold justice, slay the demonic scourge, and purge the celestial realm!"
Before the words faded, golden immortal light erupted from his palm as a celestial sword shot straight for Qin Luo’s throat!
Qin Luo didn’t even flinch.
The next second—
"Tch. Old fool, did this young lady permit you to move?"
CLANG!
Extreme frost energy surged abruptly.
CRACK!
The celestial sword shattered into pieces, and the Immortal Venerable coughed blood as he was sent flying!
!!
The immortals trembled in horror. "One move to repel a Dominator?!"
They stared at Su Muwan in disbelief.
How could Su Muwan also unleash her full power within the celestial realm?!
This isn’t fair!
WHOOSH!
The next instant, Su Muwan flashed in front of Fairy Bixia. "Qin Luo, let me take over."
"Sure."
Qin Luo released his grip, and Su Muwan clamped her hand around Fairy Bixia’s throat. "You were the chatty one just now, huh?"
!!
Fairy Bixia shivered and sobbed. "Immortal Venerable Su, spare me! I... I was acting for the sake of the celestial realm!"
"And... if you kill me..."
"That insignificant ant named Lian who already reincarnated... My father will definitely hunt her down agai—GACK!!"
Before she could finish—
A scream tore from her throat as her origin energy was forcibly ripped out and swiftly absorbed by Su Muwan.
SPLAT!
Su Muwan tossed her aside like a lump of clay and snorted. "Lian this, Lian that—don’t you know I hate that name the most?"
"!!!"
The immortals watched, petrified.
Wait—
What did they just witness?!
Huh?!
Su Muwan!! She absorbed someone else’s origin energy?!
Isn’t that something only demonic cultivators do?!
The kind of shortcut demonic cultivators take to rapidly boost their strength by devouring others!
The very thing they despise most!!
"This is treason!!"
"Immortal Venerable Su has turned to devouring her own kind!!"
"Demonic scourge! Su Muwan has become a demonic scourge!"
"Someone summon the Immortal King to—GACK!!"
SMACK!
Another slap silenced the speaker.
Su Muwan rolled her eyes. "Blah blah blah, what’s all this nonsense?"
"Hand over your origin energy now!"
"This Immortal Venerable might spare your lives!"
"Wait, no—without origin energy, wouldn’t you be worse than dead?"
"Maybe I should just send you straight to reincarnation? Save you the queue time down below."
She then glanced at Qin Luo, as if pleased with her own idea. "What do you think, Qin Luo?"
"Whatever makes you happy, Miss."
The immortals: !!
Terrified by the casual way these two discussed sending them to their next lives, they shuddered violently.
Seriously?!
Could you not discuss this right in front of us?!
And... since when is Immortal Venerable Su so familiar with this Demon Venerable?!
Also, she’s talking way more than the old Su Muwan!
Ah, it must be because of that mortal named Lian she brought back from the lower realm!
That Lian was executed and reincarnated just for feeding a spirit dog one extra time, all because an immortal official crushed her soul with a single finger—dog included.
Immortal Venerable Su rushed to the Immortal King's Palace and intervened to save Lian's soul, allowing her to be reincarnated.
Damn it!
It was from that moment onward that Immortal Venerable Su’s condition began to deteriorate!
Now that things have come to this...
"Spare us! We’ll hand over the primordial energy!!"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
