Xiao Tian is Dumbstruck, You Have the Guts to Make Me Offend 30 Chosen Ones

Hmph~

I knew it!

I'm so strong! Dealing with the chosen one should be this simple, right?

Heh, this Dragon King doesn't seem all that impressive, defeated in one strike. How boring.

I'd actually like to see him give it his all. Perhaps I should toy with him a bit more to satisfy my wicked desires... Bah!!

No, no! My old bad habits are acting up again.

Su Muwan took a deep breath and recited a mantra in her mind.

This time, after her rebirth, she absolutely would not follow the old path.

She wouldn't start trouble, but she wouldn't fear it either. Since she'd thoroughly provoked him to death, she might as well strike first!

However, Xiao Tian truly lived up to his title as the chosen one. Even though she had intended to kill him with that move, he was still hanging on, not quite dead?

Thinking of this, Su Muwan turned to Lin Wanrong with a smile, saying slowly, "Relax, Miss Lin. Our friendship won't be affected because of this worthless man."

"How about this, I'll accept your invitation. As for this waste..."

Su Muwan glanced at Xiao Tian, who was slowly sliding to the ground, and frowned.

Hm?

Something seemed off about the Dragon King's condition.

Lin Wanrong naturally understood Su Muwan's meaning. She quickly nodded and said, "Don't worry, Miss Su. I'll take this trash away immediately!"

"Thank you so much, Miss Su, for agreeing to attend our Lin family's birthday banquet! We're truly grateful!"

Su Muwan didn't think much of it and waved her hand dismissively.

Lin Wanrong expressed her gratitude once more before walking towards Xiao Tian, scolding as she went, "Useless trash! Get up quickly! It's time to crawl back to your doghouse!"

Meanwhile, Qin Luo sauntered over to Su Muwan's side and whispered in her ear, "Young Miss, this Xiao Tian will eventually become a threat if left alive. I've secretly done something to him. Don't worry, even if it's discovered, they'll think it's due to his damaged spiritual core."

What? What did he do?

Su Muwan, covering her ticklish ear, was stunned for a moment. She looked towards Xiao Tian.

Only to see.

"Eh fly~~"

"I want to fly~~"

"I am the Dragon King~~"

"You shouldn't have provoked me~~"

Xiao Tian's expression was idiotic, grinning stupidly while flailing his arms about.

Lin Wanrong was infuriated by the sight. She grabbed Xiao Tian with disgust and scolded, "Useless trash! What are you pretending to be now?!"

She then turned to Su Muwan apologetically, "I'm sorry, Miss Su. I'll take him away right now."

Moments later.

The Dragon King and Lin Wanrong left.

Only Su Muwan and Qin Luo remained in the room.

Su Muwan came to her senses and looked at the smiling Qin Luo with shock: "How did you do that? You actually made Xiao Tian go mad?"

In truth, Su Muwan's palm strike had been launched with the intention of killing Xiao Tian.

But unfortunately, as she had anticipated, Xiao Tian still hadn't died.

Having suffered many setbacks in her previous life, she naturally knew this was due to the [Divine Protection] unique to the chosen ones.

So under normal circumstances, if she continued trying to kill Xiao Tian, inevitably some random person stronger than her current self would appear.

For example, a guardian of the Dragon King Palace might suddenly pop up, or perhaps some reclusive expert who once received kindness from the Dragon King Palace.

In her previous life, Su Muwan had experienced this countless times.

Every time she wanted to eliminate the other party, some inexplicable righteous character who could resolve the current situation would suddenly appear.

In contrast, she would inexplicably fall into various traps set by the chosen one, gradually allowing her family to be divided and conquered by the chosen one.

It wasn't that Su Muwan didn't want to take direct action, it was just that...

In her previous life, she had experienced all sorts of bizarre incidents that couldn't be explained by martial arts, science, or even theology.

Like that time she idly kicked a dog on the street corner.

The next day, a Taoist-looking chosen one brought the dog to seek revenge on her. After she fought him off,

On the third day, the Taoist's brother, another chosen one, came to seek justice for the Taoist and the dog.

In short,

Su Muwan was completely fed up _(:3」∠)_.

The chosen ones were terrifyingly powerful, best avoided if possible.

Even if provoked, being unable to kill them was the most frustrating part.

These chosen ones were like cockroaches, shouting about family, friends, and bonds while leveling up and reviving with full health in the middle of battle. Who could stand against that?

Even someone as formidable as her could only strip away a chosen one's abilities at most.

But!

Su Muwan's eyes flickered as she looked at Qin Luo.

How could a mere Qin Luo's attack make a chosen one become an idiot?!

Why?

Qin Luo shrugged and smiled at Su Muwan, "Actually, I know a bit about poisons..."

Poisons?

She blinked, a bit...

Just how much do you actually know?

More importantly, Qin Luo's methods actually worked on a chosen one?

This! Could it be!!

Su Muwan looked at Qin Luo, and it seemed like the words [Chosen One] might as well have been written in bright, shining letters above his head!

Wow!! So bright!! Too bright!!

Is this the treatment a chosen one receives?

One strike and another chosen one becomes an idiot?!

No... not necessarily. Perhaps it was her palm strike that shattered the chosen one's luck, allowing Qin Luo to succeed.

In any case, she, Su Muwan, was a cautious reborn individual.

She absolutely couldn't follow the old path again!

She patted Qin Luo's shoulder with satisfaction and said with a grin, "Well done, Qin Luo. Come, I'll treat you to a good meal tonight."

Qin Luo respectfully smiled and said, "Thank you, Young Miss."

Tsk tsk, now the Dragon King Xiao Tian's storyline is about to end.

But no, no, I need to trigger more protagonists, otherwise how will I earn rewards?

He secretly glanced at the very satisfied Su Muwan.

[Loyalty +5]

[Loyalty +5]

[Loyalty +5]

Hmm, if I stick with her, I'll definitely be able to provoke protagonists!

Su Muwan, on the other hand, had no idea what Qin Luo was thinking.

She just felt extremely relieved after dealing with a major concern.

Hmph! Perfect!

After dealing with the Dragon King Palace in three days, all that's left will be the Poison King couple.

Once these three chosen ones are dealt with, she can finally be at ease.

As for other chosen ones?

Have we provoked them? If not, then there's no problem!

It's only 3!

Not 30!!!!

You think I'm going to provoke protagonists again in this life?

These three were just accidents, there definitely won't be any more after this.

Besides.

Su Muwan's lips curled into a slight smirk.

She snorted softly.

Hah, damn heaven, I dare you to make me provoke 30 chosen ones in this life!

Do you think protagonists are cabbages? Found everywhere? Isn't that ridiculous!!

Moreover, if I don't provoke them, and they don't provoke me, who could make me... uh...

Su Muwan frowned and turned to look at the loyal Qin Luo.

"Young Miss?"

"What's wrong?"

Qin Luo tilted his head.

Ahem, Su Muwan, don't scare yourself.

Qin Luo shouldn't, and probably wouldn't be so coincidentally perfect as to make me provoke another protagonist.

As long as I keep a close eye on him, that kind of situation definitely won't happen!

So, Su Muwan! Just relax!

It's fine, it's fine, it's all fine~

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