Hiss... My head hurts so much...
I remember passing out again. What's going on now?
"Young Miss, Young Miss."
Hearing a voice, Su Muwan confusedly opened her eyes.
She realized she was sitting on a throne.
She suddenly understood - oh, so this was a dream.
She looked up.
And saw...
Qin Luo kneeling before her with a cake balanced on his head, showing utmost respect.
"Young Miss, please enjoy this cake I prepared for you - the most delicious in the world."
Looking at the deferential Qin Luo, Su Muwan felt a surge of anger in her mind.
How infuriating! This little Qin Luo keeps causing trouble for me everywhere!
Hmph! Just you wait!
Su Muwan, dressed in a black gown like a dark elf, gave a slight nod.
She leaned back on the throne, then gazed with amusement at the cake on Qin Luo's head.
After toying with it for a moment...
"Give me the [Dream Harmony Patch]"
Hmph! This is my dream - I may not be able to deal with you in reality, but can't I handle you here?
Hearing this, the Qin Luo in her dream showed an expression of disbelief. He lowered his head and said anxiously, "How could a mere Qin Luo like me dare to touch the Young Miss's jade feet? This is unthinkable!"
Seeing this, Su Muwan's smile grew wider.
She leaned forward, hooked her finger under Qin Luo's chin, her eyes flashing with mischief. She said seductively, "Qin Luo, you'll do whatever I tell you. Now, lick them clean for me."
With that said, she leaned back on the throne, crossed her arms, and looked down at Qin Luo haughtily.
The cake had vanished at some point.
Well, it was a dream after all!
Meanwhile, Qin Luo, extremely anxious and conflicted, hesitantly extended his sinful hands.
Seeing this scene, Su Muwan's smiling lips in the dream began to tremble slightly.
Yes, these jade hands - how I love them!
Hurry! Hurry! It's just a dream anyway, no one will know no matter how much I fantasize!
Qin Luo, let me tell you!
This is all your fault. If you hadn't made me so angry I passed out, I wouldn't be punishing you in my dreams!
Just as Su Muwan was thinking this...
Qin Luo, who had been looking anxious, suddenly raised his head. He gazed at Su Muwan with unwavering loyalty and said, "Young Miss, please wait a moment. There are some people I'd like you to see."
"?"
Su Muwan was taken aback. She blinked and said, "What people? Never mind that, this is my dream - just do as I say first!"
"Young Miss, you should really take a look."
As Qin Luo's words fell, Su Muwan felt the surroundings change.
Before she could react, she came to her senses and found herself restrained to the throne.
Then, her eyelids were forcibly held open by some mysterious power, compelling her to keep looking ahead.
As for Qin Luo...
He stood in front with a cheerful smile, and beside him stood a row of people.
??!
Su Muwan looked over and immediately paled.
This familiar scene was...
She saw Qin Luo standing there, and beside him was a row of people Su Muwan recognized.
The first person was Xiao Tian.
This is...?
Before Su Muwan could process it...
Slap!
Qin Luo delivered a resounding slap to Xiao Tian's face.
Xiao Tian fell to the ground, clutching his face and shouting at Su Muwan, "Su Muwan! You've humiliated me countless times! I swear I'll make you and your Su Family pay the price!"
But it wasn't over.
Next...
Slap!
Qin Luo slapped the second person.
"Wait--!"
Su Muwan's face went white.
Wasn't this second person that poison expert ghost immortal?
Wang Yong raised his head and roared, "Su Muwan! You'll regret this!"
It still wasn't over.
Slap!
The third one.
The War God fell to the ground, pointing at Su Muwan with bulging eyes, "You made my wife and daughter live in a doghouse, you vicious woman!"
Slap!
Then the fourth.
A woman fell to the ground, snarling viciously, "Su Muwan, I'll have my revenge for this!"
Slap!
Then the fifth.
"Thirty years on the east side of the river..."
"Wait, wait, wait!! No! Stop hitting them!!"
Su Muwan didn't want to watch. She tried to close her eyes in horror.
However...
Her eyelids were forcibly held open by an unseen power, compelling her to keep watching.
Meanwhile, Qin Luo continued slapping faces while loyally shouting to Su Muwan, "Young Miss, look! These are all worthless servants who dared offend you. They'll never see the light of day in this world again!"
"Vicious woman!"
"Su Muwan!"
"I want you dead!"
"Young Miss."
"(ΩДΩ) Aaaahhhh!!!"
"Young Miss?"
"Help meeeee!!!!"
Su Muwan's bedroom.
No... Qin Luo, don't provoke them...
Don't provoke the Dragon King... Don't provoke the War God... Don't provoke the Divine Doctor... Don't provoke the heiress whose bone marrow was extracted... Don't provoke the jilted fiancée...
"Young Miss, Young Miss."
!!!
"Nooooo!!!!"
Su Muwan's eyes suddenly flew open, her body drenched in sweat.
She heard a voice and frantically looked to the side.
There she saw...
Qin Luo staring at Su Muwan in confusion.
He asked perplexedly, "Young Miss, what's wrong? Did you have a nightmare?"
What's going on with this big villain? What on earth did she dream about, keep saying 'no, no'?
Did she pass out from excitement because I got her so many antiques?
Su Muwan looked at Qin Luo, swallowing hard.
Then she quickly grabbed Qin Luo's wrist and asked anxiously, "Qin Luo, what time is it now?"
Hearing this, Qin Luo replied, "It's noon, Young Miss. Don't you remember fainting?"
N-noon?
Fainting?
Oh right...
The terrified expression gradually faded from Su Muwan's face as she slowly came to her senses.
She looked at Qin Luo's face, feeling like crying but having no tears.
What in the world?!
How can you have the same nightmare twice in one day!
And they're exactly the same each time!
Qin Luo! Why do you keep causing trouble for me even in my dreams?!
Couldn't you... couldn't you just obediently follow my instructions?!
Thinking this, Su Muwan glared at Qin Luo in annoyance. Her thin lips parted as she scolded, "You jerk!"
Qin Luo: ??
[Loyalty +5]
Qin Luo: ???
Oh, Qin Luo understood.
Because this big villain was too embarrassed to say thank you.
So she expressed her gratitude by calling him a jerk instead.
So that's how it was.
Qin Luo smiled slightly and nodded, "Alright, Young Miss. I'll head downstairs then."
Why do you look so happy?
Su Muwan watched Qin Luo's retreating figure suspiciously.
Hm? Why does he seem so pleased?
At this moment...
Qin Luo seemed to remember something. He turned his head and said, "Oh right, Young Miss. Lin Wanrong from the Lin Family is here with her live-in son-in-law husband."
"I let Lin Wanrong come in, but I made Xiao Tian kneel outside."
"They say they're here for Old Master Lin's birthday banquet."
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
