How... how could this be...
What a strange feeling...
Doctor Ya tilted her head back, her cheeks flushed red as she stared blankly at the ceiling.
According to my calculations, these two should have regained their composure after a brief moment of shock and then continued to fulfill their mission...
But...
Why did they react so strongly when I revealed the truth?
Even...
They actually hit me...
This clearly defies all logic, doesn’t it?
How could they just start hitting people out of nowhere?
Why are these two acting so irrationally...
I’ve analyzed millions of Chosen Ones in my mind, and the conclusion I reached was:
[After learning the difficulty has skyrocketed, the two quickly calm down, get into the zone, formulate a plan, and overcome the powerful enemy—while I silently support them from behind the scenes...]
But...
How in the world can a mere rules-based slap land on me, an avatar of the Heavenly Dao?
What kind of nonsense is this...
Most importantly...
Why...
Does this slap... feel so nostalgic...
Which version of [me]... was also hit like this before...
The memory is so vivid...
Why is that...
And... such a peculiar sensation... why do I suddenly feel... so sleepy...
Ah... could it be...
Doctor Ya slowly lost consciousness.
I... can sleep now?
Plop.
Her head tilted to the side, and she passed out.
Pat pat pat pat.
"Hey, hey, hey..."
Su Muwan lightly tapped Doctor Ya’s cheek, then scratched the back of her head and looked helplessly at Qin Luo. "She’s out cold. So, are we still getting our cheat or not?"
"Obviously..."
Qin Luo sighed and let go of Doctor Ya. "Our cheat isn’t coming."
Hearing this—
"Ahhh—!!"
Su Muwan dragged out her groan, her face falling into a full-on pout as she whined miserably, "I quit! I’m done!"
"I don’t wanna play anymore!"
"What even is all this? So annoying! It’s way too annoying!"
"Beat this, deal with that—can’t I just laze around every day without a care in the world?"
"Why does it have to be so complica—"
Before she could finish—
Qin Luo, sharing the exact same sentiment, let out an even more dramatic wail under Su Muwan’s stunned gaze.
"Why why why?!"
"I just want to hurry up and reach my dream life of sucking on the young mistress’ stockings every day!"
"Otherwise, why would I go through all the trouble of founding the Shadow Organization and setting up all these schemes?!"
"All of this—is for the sake of jade feet!!"
"But! But why are there so many stupid obstacles in the way of my true purpose?!"
Su Muwan stared blankly at Qin Luo as he spouted his perverted nonsense.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds—
"Same here!"
She clutched her chest and shouted at Qin Luo, "I just wanna spend my days playing with your little hands, Qin Luo!"
"I don’t want to waste time dealing with this nonsense about sealing away Chosen Ones!"
"All of this—is because of that stupid Heavenly Dao going crazy!"
"Exactly!"
At this point, the two locked eyes, as if they’d both realized something.
Thinking this through—
"Young Mistress."
Qin Luo took a deep breath and reached out to Su Muwan.
"Qin Luo."
Su Muwan also took a deep breath and reached out to Qin Luo—though she couldn’t quite bring herself to extend her foot instead.
After clasping hands, they spoke solemnly:
"At this point..."
"Words are meaningless."
"We must seal the Chosen Ones..."
"Not because of fate or destiny."
"Not because we’re forced to."
"But because after fixing the Heavenly Dao..."
"We’re gonna kill it!! x2"
As soon as the words left their mouths—
A voice echoed simultaneously in their minds.
[Heavenly Dao energy detected—]
[Supreme Lackey System has been upgraded—]
[Master-Servant Bond System has been bound—Supreme Lackey System privileges retained.]
[New system, fresh experience. To better visualize power growth, system functions will now be displayed.]
Qin Luo & Su Muwan: ???
The two froze for a moment.
Then, they noticed golden light radiating from their fingertips, forming glowing threads in the air.
Following the threads—
They saw the source.
A single raised finger.
They turned.
There, lying on the ground, Doctor Ya had lifted her index finger at some point.
She let out a contented sigh.
Unlike before, her dark circles were gone, and her bloodstained white coat had vanished.
Instead, she now looked bright and energetic—like she’d jumped from the "Dawn of the Dead" channel straight into a cheery morning exercise segment.
Qin Luo and Su Muwan stared at her in confusion.
Doctor Ya sat up, stretched with a yawn, and then grinned at them.
"Haven’t slept that well in ages..."
"Who asked about that?!"
"Ahem... Fine."
Seemingly refreshed from her nap, Doctor Ya patiently explained, "I’ve shared my Heavenly Dao energy with Qin Luo’s system."
"In simple terms, your system just got another upgrade. This one will absolutely help you overcome any crisis."
"And because of the unique nature of Qin Luo’s system, Su Muwan now has one too. What happens next? No clue."
"After all, no major villain has ever had a system before."
Got it.
In short—cheat acquired.
Su Muwan blinked at the panel in front of her.
[Master-Servant Bond System]?
"What a weird name."
She muttered while skimming the details. Though she’d read plenty of system novels, this was her first time experiencing one firsthand.
Still, to her, this was probably just some useless garbage—
Just as she thought that—
[Bound Servant: Qin Luo (attributes viewable)]
[Master’s Decree: Once per day, issue a mandatory command (servant will obey even at the cost of their life).]
[Current Bond Level: 3 (increases through coordinated actions). Unlocked fusion skills. Unlocked bond power.]
...
...
The rest of the text blurred as Su Muwan’s eyes locked onto the "mandatory command" line.
Her body trembled.
Her eyes sparkled with unrestrained excitement.
Oh.
My.
God.
This Master-Servant System is AMAZING!

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!