How... how could this be...
What a strange feeling...
Doctor Ya tilted her head back, her cheeks flushed red as she stared blankly at the ceiling.
According to my calculations, these two should have regained their composure after a brief moment of shock and then continued to fulfill their mission...
But...
Why did they react so strongly when I revealed the truth?
Even...
They actually hit me...
This clearly defies all logic, doesn’t it?
How could they just start hitting people out of nowhere?
Why are these two acting so irrationally...
I’ve analyzed millions of Chosen Ones in my mind, and the conclusion I reached was:
[After learning the difficulty has skyrocketed, the two quickly calm down, get into the zone, formulate a plan, and overcome the powerful enemy—while I silently support them from behind the scenes...]
But...
How in the world can a mere rules-based slap land on me, an avatar of the Heavenly Dao?
What kind of nonsense is this...
Most importantly...
Why...
Does this slap... feel so nostalgic...
Which version of [me]... was also hit like this before...
The memory is so vivid...
Why is that...
And... such a peculiar sensation... why do I suddenly feel... so sleepy...
Ah... could it be...
Doctor Ya slowly lost consciousness.
I... can sleep now?
Plop.
Her head tilted to the side, and she passed out.
Pat pat pat pat.
"Hey, hey, hey..."
Su Muwan lightly tapped Doctor Ya’s cheek, then scratched the back of her head and looked helplessly at Qin Luo. "She’s out cold. So, are we still getting our cheat or not?"
"Obviously..."
Qin Luo sighed and let go of Doctor Ya. "Our cheat isn’t coming."
Hearing this—
"Ahhh—!!"
Su Muwan dragged out her groan, her face falling into a full-on pout as she whined miserably, "I quit! I’m done!"
"I don’t wanna play anymore!"
"What even is all this? So annoying! It’s way too annoying!"
"Beat this, deal with that—can’t I just laze around every day without a care in the world?"
"Why does it have to be so complica—"
Before she could finish—
Qin Luo, sharing the exact same sentiment, let out an even more dramatic wail under Su Muwan’s stunned gaze.
"Why why why?!"
"I just want to hurry up and reach my dream life of sucking on the young mistress’ stockings every day!"
"Otherwise, why would I go through all the trouble of founding the Shadow Organization and setting up all these schemes?!"
"All of this—is for the sake of jade feet!!"
"But! But why are there so many stupid obstacles in the way of my true purpose?!"
Su Muwan stared blankly at Qin Luo as he spouted his perverted nonsense.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds—
"Same here!"
She clutched her chest and shouted at Qin Luo, "I just wanna spend my days playing with your little hands, Qin Luo!"
"I don’t want to waste time dealing with this nonsense about sealing away Chosen Ones!"
"All of this—is because of that stupid Heavenly Dao going crazy!"
"Exactly!"
At this point, the two locked eyes, as if they’d both realized something.
Thinking this through—
"Young Mistress."
Qin Luo took a deep breath and reached out to Su Muwan.
"Qin Luo."
Su Muwan also took a deep breath and reached out to Qin Luo—though she couldn’t quite bring herself to extend her foot instead.
After clasping hands, they spoke solemnly:
"At this point..."
"Words are meaningless."
"We must seal the Chosen Ones..."
"Not because of fate or destiny."
"Not because we’re forced to."
"But because after fixing the Heavenly Dao..."
"We’re gonna kill it!! x2"
As soon as the words left their mouths—
A voice echoed simultaneously in their minds.
[Heavenly Dao energy detected—]
[Supreme Lackey System has been upgraded—]
[Master-Servant Bond System has been bound—Supreme Lackey System privileges retained.]
[New system, fresh experience. To better visualize power growth, system functions will now be displayed.]
Qin Luo & Su Muwan: ???
The two froze for a moment.
Then, they noticed golden light radiating from their fingertips, forming glowing threads in the air.
Following the threads—
They saw the source.
A single raised finger.
They turned.
There, lying on the ground, Doctor Ya had lifted her index finger at some point.
She let out a contented sigh.
Unlike before, her dark circles were gone, and her bloodstained white coat had vanished.
Instead, she now looked bright and energetic—like she’d jumped from the "Dawn of the Dead" channel straight into a cheery morning exercise segment.
Qin Luo and Su Muwan stared at her in confusion.
Doctor Ya sat up, stretched with a yawn, and then grinned at them.
"Haven’t slept that well in ages..."
"Who asked about that?!"
"Ahem... Fine."
Seemingly refreshed from her nap, Doctor Ya patiently explained, "I’ve shared my Heavenly Dao energy with Qin Luo’s system."
"In simple terms, your system just got another upgrade. This one will absolutely help you overcome any crisis."
"And because of the unique nature of Qin Luo’s system, Su Muwan now has one too. What happens next? No clue."
"After all, no major villain has ever had a system before."
Got it.
In short—cheat acquired.
Su Muwan blinked at the panel in front of her.
[Master-Servant Bond System]?
"What a weird name."
She muttered while skimming the details. Though she’d read plenty of system novels, this was her first time experiencing one firsthand.
Still, to her, this was probably just some useless garbage—
Just as she thought that—
[Bound Servant: Qin Luo (attributes viewable)]
[Master’s Decree: Once per day, issue a mandatory command (servant will obey even at the cost of their life).]
[Current Bond Level: 3 (increases through coordinated actions). Unlocked fusion skills. Unlocked bond power.]
...
...
The rest of the text blurred as Su Muwan’s eyes locked onto the "mandatory command" line.
Her body trembled.
Her eyes sparkled with unrestrained excitement.
Oh.
My.
God.
This Master-Servant System is AMAZING!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
