Su Muwan hugged her phone, her eyes glued to the screen.
Not that she really cared what others said about her—she just wanted to mindlessly scroll through TikTok.
And it wasn’t like she was specifically looking for clips of herself either.
It’s just that, for some inexplicable reason, typing "SMW" on her keyboard automatically suggested "Su Muwan."
She totally meant to search for "twin tails" to look at pretty girls.
Oh well, since she was already here...
"Let’s see how everyone’s praising me~"
Su Muwan muttered to herself as she swiped through the screen with practiced ease.
Her burner account had already stealthily opened a few videos.
The first one at the top:
[Do You Really Understand Su Muwan?]
Her eyes lit up, and she tapped in.
[Do You Actually Think Su Muwan Is Just a Spoiled Heiress?]
[Think Again.]
Heh, must be a fan.
[She’s just a brute, plain and simple.]
Su Muwan: ???
What the hell?!
[Contemplating Shark] typed a comment: "Are you out of your mind? Su Muwan is not some brute!"
Su Muwan angrily hammered out the reply.
Thanks to the video’s high engagement, responses flooded in almost instantly.
[Netizen A]: "Oh look, Su Muwan’s loyal lapdog is here to defend her."
[Netizen B]: "Seriously, the OP’s being objective. Su Muwan’s always been like this—zero growth in years."
[Netizen C]: "Typical behavior from a brute’s fanbase. ‘Contemplating Shark’? Rumor has it Su Muwan’s favorite pastime is throwing people into shark tanks. Speaks volumes about you."
Su Muwan: "I—?!"
Don’t get mad.
She took a deep breath and clicked on the next video.
A poll this time:
[How Strong Is Su Muwan Really?]
Su Muwan smirked.
Fine, she could admit she had personality flaws.
But when it came to strength?
She eagerly tapped into the options.
[A: Average]
[B: Bottom-tier on TikTok]
Su Muwan: "???"
Excuse me?!
Her grip on the phone tightened, nearly hurling it across the room.
"What kind of stupid poll is this?!"
Rage. Shivers. Cold sweat.
Her stomach twisted in fury—maybe she shouldn’t have opened TikTok today.
The comments were probably a cesspool of slander too.
Bracing for skyrocketing blood pressure, she opened the comment section.
But to her surprise, it was nothing like she expected.
[Netizen A]: "Su Muwan’s strength: [God-tier]. Others’ strength: [Strong]. Voters for this poll: [Already dead]."
[Netizen B]: "Gotta admit, even as a Su Muwan anti, her skills are undeniable. Remember that national martial arts tournament? She solo’d the entire competition."
[Netizen C]: "Facts. Her personality is trash, but her power? Untouchable. Check this clip—her latest fight."
[Netizen 100086]: "Saw it. One palm strike, and those so-called ‘cultivators’ from the Profound Heaven Realm were dust. ‘Cultivators’? More like glorified fighters. They’re nothing next to Miss Su!"
[Netizen D]: "LMAO based! Challenge: Go one day without hating Su Muwan."
[Netizen XXX]: "+1 to the above. Temporarily restoring Miss Su’s human rights."
Su Muwan: "???"
The comments were bizarre, borderline insulting, but…
At least no one was doubting her strength.
Hah…
She exhaled, feeling the tension melt away.
[Netizen E]: "Uh… am I the only one who finds Su Muwan kinda terrifying?"
Su Muwan grinned.
Tap tap tap.
[Contemplating Shark]: "Fear is the natural response to a god."
Replies came instantly.
["Hey buddy, you dropped this—your ID and social security number."]
["Go back to Jiang City. Miss Su says she’ll stop bullying you."]
["LMAO, Shark’s at it again."]
Su Muwan: "???"
Blood pressure rising again.
Nope. Nope.
She inhaled sharply. Stay calm, Su Muwan. Don’t let them get to you.
Time for a distraction.
Oh.
Right.
A sly smile curled her lips as she typed a new search: [Qin Luo].
Not like she cared or anything.
Just… curious about her boyfriend’s popularity.
The results:
[#Qin Luo# Trending: 100B]
[#Qin Luo’s Hands#: 14B]
[#Getting Slapped by Qin Luo Cures Illnesses & Boosts Beauty#: 207.7B]
[#Qin Luo Su Muwan#: 50B]
Su Muwan: "???"
One second. Two. Three.
She slammed the phone closer, scanning the numbers in disbelief.
How the hell is his engagement this high?!
Meanwhile, hers was probably…
#Su Muwan#: 2B
Heh…
Su Muwan forced a smile. "Oh-ho-ho…"
"So… somehow, Qin Luo’s got a little clout online…"
"But the internet’s just a fantasy!"
Her eyes darted to [#Qin Luo’s Hands#].
Hmm?
She tapped in.
Instantly, her screen flooded with close-up videos of Qin Luo’s hands.
"!!!"
Heaven.
She clicked the first one—a compilation of Qin Luo slapping people.
Comments below:
["Let’s be real—aside from his face, Qin-sama’s hands are his best feature."]
["Right?! How are they this perfect? I’d let him slap me any day…"]
["You think you can get slapped? The nobles in Wang City literally bribe him with mansions and theme parks for one hit."]
["They say a slap from Qin-sama cures all suffering. No cap."]
["And boosts your looks! My friend’s cousin’s roommate—"]
["Ugh, these hands are art. But hands off—literally."]
["Wonder who’ll get to enjoy them daily someday?"]
["Uh, hello? Qin-sama’s literally Su Muwan’s lackey. They’re always together. Maybe…?"]
["Nah, Su Muwan’s a martial arts freak. Probably doesn’t even use TikTok."]
["True. Rumor is Qin-sama runs all her accounts."]
The more she scrolled, the giddier she got.
Keh-keh-keh-keh!!!
She writhed on the couch, clutching her phone in euphoric tremors.
HAHAHAHA!!
Sorry, peasants!
What you dream of, I live every day!!
She had to flex.
If she didn’t, she’d explode.
[Contemplating Shark]: "You’ll never believe it, but I play with these hands daily. Just another Tuesday for me~"
Posting it felt amazing—like finally releasing a lifetime’s worth of bottled-up smugness.
It feels so damn good to show off in front of people who actually understand what Qin Luo's hand is capable of.
And soon enough, replies started pouring in.
Su Muwan eagerly glanced at them, grinning to herself.
"Maybe someone’s here to share their experience with me..."
Then—
[Is this a no-laugh challenge? Because I failed.]
[Looks like someone’s high on Pinhaofan (food delivery app) again.]
[Oh, so this is your daily life? You’re really Su Muwan, huh??]
[Did Gobumi escape her cage or something?]
[LMAO, this is peak comedy.]
Ah... ah...
"AAAAHHHH!!!"
No!!
Are you people insane?!
I’m telling the truth, and no one believes me?!
Su Muwan trembled with rage, feeling like she might pass out from sheer frustration.
What the hell is wrong with these idiots?!
Ugh!
Time to drown my sorrows in two more bags of chips.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
