I am Lan Xi, the sixth princess of the Sea Clan from a hundred thousand years ago.
The most cherished jewel in the eyes of my elder siblings, my father the Sea King, and my mother the Sea Queen.
The undisputed brightest mind among all marine creatures of the Sea Clan!
But!
But!!!
Lan Xi covered her face, lifting her head in disbelief as the figures of Qin Luo and Su Muwan loomed terrifyingly large through her tear-filled eyes.
Humans... are monsters...
In that moment,
a storm of emotions—grievance, shock, bewilderment, and sheer disbelief—surged from the depths of her chest.
Plip-plop-plip!
"Waaaaaahhhh!!!"
She flopped onto the ground, her cheeks swollen and red, her eyes bloodshot as she wailed, "You jerks!! You horrible humans!!"
"How could you?! You hit me just for talking!!"
"This is so unfair!!"
"I was just—"
SMACK!!
"Shut it."
Before she could finish,
Qin Luo delivered another slap across her face.
Lan Xi finally quieted down.
Clutching both cheeks, she curled up on the ground, trembling like a leaf.
Sniff... how could this happen?
I was already crying—why did he hit me again?
It's true then...
Lan Xi hiccupped, her teary gaze shifting between Qin Luo and Su Muwan.
Su Muwan, shrouded in a sinister aura under her scrutiny, looked every bit like a demon.
Humans... really are terrifying!
No, no—thankfully, my identity hasn't been exposed yet.
Once I return to the Sea Clan, I’ll report this to Father immediately!
Su Muwan watched Qin Luo land two more slaps and couldn’t help but twitch her lips. She leaned in and whispered, "Hey, Qin Luo... this girl really does seem off. Is she... one of *those*?"
By normal logic,
the only people Qin Luo would slap were either those who crossed the line... or the *Chosen Ones*!
Qin Luo nodded. "Miss, she is indeed *that*."
!!!
"Seriously, *that*?"
"Yes."
Wait, *what* is *that*?!
Lan Xi sniffled, her heart pounding. Could she have been discovered?
No way—she’d hidden herself so well!
The next second,
Qin Luo loomed over Lan Xi, his voice icy. "Why is the Sea Clan’s useless sixth princess lurking in human territory?"
"Speak—what’s your scheme?"
!!
BOOM.
Lan Xi’s mind went blank.
It was as if a bolt of lightning had struck her, freezing her in place.
The tears that had been welling in her eyes now hung forgotten as she stared at Qin Luo, her heart roiling with shock.
Impossible! Her disguise had been flawless—from the transformation spell to mimic human form, down to every mannerism and detail. How had they seen through it?!
A chill crawled up her spine.
Her pupils trembled—humans... were this terrifying?!
It took her a moment to find her voice, and even then, it quivered uncontrollably: "W-what are you talking about? I don’t understand! I’m just a normal girl passing by! I’m no Sea Clan princess!"
"That’s right!"
Lan Xi gulped and shouted, "I’m totally human!! And!"
"I’m *not* useless!"
SMACK!
"Ow!"
Before she could finish,
Su Muwan reached out and yanked the dragon horns on Lan Xi’s head, sighing in exasperation. "Hey!"
"These things kinda ruin your whole ‘I’m just a human’ act, don’t you think?!"
Lan Xi gasped in outrage. "How dare you! These are the noble symbols of my dragon lineage! I can’t just hide—"
Mid-sentence,
she seemed to realize her mistake and chuckled awkwardly. "Uh... hehe... what if I said this was just... cosplay? Would you believe me...?"
Su Muwan: "......"
Enough. I’ve had *enough*.
I *told* you all this world was just a gathering of lunatics, but no one listened.
Now do you believe me?
With a sigh, Su Muwan released the horns and crossed her arms, smiling sweetly. "Take a wild guess."
Lan Xi: "......"
A moment later.
Swoooosh—
The sky above had darkened without warning, thick storm clouds pressing down like a suffocating blanket.
Waves raged violently around them, icy spray pelting Lan Xi’s body.
But no matter how cold the seawater was, it couldn’t compare to the freezing dread in her heart.
Every droplet seemed to echo her misery, mourning her plight.
She lay limp on the churning sea surface, her usual grace and vitality utterly gone.
Her soaked hair clung messily to her face, making the bright red slap marks even more glaring.
Her eyes hollow, Lan Xi murmured, "It’s over... my dragon life..."
"Forgive me, Father... forgive me, Mother..."
"Forgive me, my shrimp soldiers and crab generals..."
"I’ve been exposed."
Five baby sharks circled her, nuzzling her face comfortingly. "Awoo!"
"Ah... thanks for cheering me up, my newly befriended... unenlightened companions..."
Qin Luo and Su Muwan ignored Lan Xi’s mumbling and focused on processing the intel they’d just extracted.
The Sea Clan’s awakening... the Sea King’s ambition to conquer the world?
From the sound of it, he’d tried this a hundred thousand years ago—and failed?
Now he’s... making a comeback?
But the real kicker was—
SMACK!
Su Muwan slapped her own forehead, her pupils shaking. "Why now?! Why *now*?!"
"The *one* time I step out for a stroll, and suddenly the Sea Clan’s plotting world domination?!"
She was floored.
What kind of nonsense was this?!
She’d just wanted to enjoy the nice weather, and now she was dealing with ancient sea overlords and their schemes?
"So what do we do now?" Su Muwan groaned. "The Ancient Desolation Realm... the Profound Heaven Realm... how many more ancient factions are waiting to pop up?!"
"We haven’t even settled things with the Profound Heaven Realm, and now the Ancient Desolation Realm’s making moves?!"
"Ever since this era of spiritual revival began, every monster and madman’s crawled out of the woodwork!"
"Qin Luo, use your divination skills and figure something out!"
Qin Luo nodded, raising a hand to perform a quick calculation. In an instant,
a vision flashed through his mind:
[You’ve lost your minds! The chaos you humans caused—why must we Sea Clan suffer too?!]
[Keh-keh-keh-keh-keh~~~]
[No! How is Su Muwan even *more* terrifying after death?!]
[Gah!! The Frostbound Wraith! A vengeful spirit born from boundless resentment—the most malevolent of evils!!]
[Keh-keh-keh-keh-keh~~~~]
[Sea King!! The ocean—it’s freezing over!!]
[What?! Humans! Truce! We’ll settle our feud *after* we exterminate this Su Muwan abomination!]
[Agreed!]
[Keh-keh-keh-keh-keh~~]
[Why does this wraith only *laugh* like that?!]
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
