I'm numb, completely numb.
Qin Luo rubbed his temples, momentarily at a loss for words.
As the saying goes, if you stand by the river long enough, your shoes are bound to get wet. Su Bailian, following the original plot... so this is how she died...
I see, I get it now.
So this is the kind of script we're dealing with this time.
Because she toyed with too many people, she ended up pushing the Chosen One over the edge.
Thanks to his own status as a Chosen One and the double negation of being of the same gender, he was immune to Su Bailian's green tea tactics.
This led to the Chosen One killing Su Bailian in the previous life.
Not only that, but he also went to the Su family and killed Su Muwan's parents.
He even took out Uncle Xu, Su Bailian's real father, in one fell swoop.
What a ruthless person!
Of course, Qin Luo was referring to Su Bailian as the ruthless one.
How did she manage to get the entire sect to isolate the Chosen One?
At this moment.
As Qin Luo deduced the identity of the Chosen One.
The system's prompt followed.
[Detected T0 protagonist of "Regretting Now? Ridiculous! I’ve Already Fallen into Demonhood!": Chu Yu!]
[Host, please act as his lackey!!]
[Reward: 10 points]
Tsk tsk, so this is the kind of trope we’re dealing with.
The regret trope, huh?
Qin Luo suddenly understood. No wonder Su Bailian was at the Primordial Holy Land—it fits her green tea junior sister persona perfectly!
Thinking this.
Qin Luo turned to Su Muwan, who had a hint of nervousness in her eyes, and teased, "Miss, didn’t you hate Su Bailian the most? Why are you so concerned about her now?"
Hearing this, Su Muwan rolled her eyes and snorted lightly, "Am I concerned about her? I’m concerned about my parents not getting indirectly killed by her!"
She then emphasized, "Really, I have no good feelings toward that green tea btch!"
"Of course, if someone else could take her place, that would be best."
She added, "But if not, it doesn’t matter! I refuse to believe I can’t change the tragedy from the previous life this time!"
Qin Luo nodded. He looked at Su Muwan, who kept explaining, and said, "Don’t worry, Miss."
"In this life, none of the tragedies from the previous life will happen."
As soon as these words left his mouth.
Su Muwan was momentarily stunned.
Qin Luo, however, reached out and pinched Su Muwan’s soft, bewildered cheek, smiling as he said, "Because in this life, I’m by your side, Miss."
"As your boyfriend and strongest follower."
"Who knows..."
Qin Luo continued, half-jokingly, "Maybe I’m here in this life to help you escape the suffering of the previous one."
As Qin Luo finished speaking.
Su Muwan was slightly dazed, then a glimmer of something special flashed in her eyes.
Smack!
She quickly swatted away Qin Luo’s hand, which was pinching her cheek, lifted her chin, and tried to hide the emotion in her heart, saying stubbornly, "Hmph, how dare you, Qin Luo, act so arrogantly!"
"Who needs your help! I can change the tragedy of the previous life myself! But..."
"Since you’ve said so, I’ll reluctantly let you stay by my side."
After saying this, her cheeks turned slightly red, and her eyes occasionally glanced at Qin Luo. Her tsundere demeanor was especially cute.
At least, that’s how Qin Luo saw it.
Hmm.
A tsundere young lady—utterly adorable.
Oh, right.
Qin Luo seemed to remember something, and the corners of his mouth curled into a mischievous smile as he took step after step toward Su Muwan.
?!
Su Muwan, seeing Qin Luo’s approaching figure, felt her heartbeat quicken involuntarily, and the blush on her face deepened.
"You... what are you doing?"
She asked, somewhat flustered.
Qin Luo raised an eyebrow and said playfully, "Miss, you’re so forgetful."
"Have you forgotten? We haven’t... cultivated today."
Cultivate?!
Hearing this, Su Muwan’s eyes widened instantly. She gritted her teeth and said in embarrassment, "You... you pervert, who wants to kiss you!"
With that, she turned to leave.
But Qin Luo grabbed her hand and pulled her back to his side. He looked at the flustered Su Muwan and said with a strange expression, "Miss, why are you so shy?"
He tilted his head deliberately, wearing an innocent expression. "I’m talking about cultivation. What does that have to do with kissing?"
"Besides..."
Qin Luo looked at Su Muwan’s reddened face and couldn’t resist teasing her further. He said, "Even if it’s kissing."
"It’s normal for couples to kiss, right?"
Su Muwan struggled to break free from Qin Luo’s grip. "It’s not normal! Who’s in a normal relationship with you!"
Qin Luo laughed and easily restrained Su Muwan, who wasn’t putting much effort into breaking free. "Why isn’t it normal? You’re my girlfriend, and I’m your boyfriend. Of course, we’re a normal couple."
Though that was true.
But!
Su Muwan glared at Qin Luo, puffing out her cheeks. "Hmph, even if we’re a couple, we can’t just kiss whenever!"
Qin Luo, seeing Su Muwan’s adorable expression, felt even more motivated. "Then when can we kiss? Miss, give me a clear answer."
Su Muwan’s face turned even redder. She glared at Qin Luo. "I... how should I know!"
This Qin Luo has been getting more and more audacious lately.
This won’t do!
Even if we’re going to kiss, it should be me who suggests it, not you!
Because!
In a relationship, the dominant position should belong to me!
Meanwhile, Qin Luo.
He quietly leaned closer to Su Muwan’s ear and whispered, "Since Miss isn’t saying anything."
"I’ll take that as your consent. Later, we’ll have a proper kiss—oh, no, I mean, cultivate."
"You!"
Su Muwan’s ears instantly turned burning hot, and she quickly stepped back. "You... you wish!"
Though she said this, the corners of her mouth couldn’t help but curl upward slightly.
Ugh, no.
Seeing how enthusiastic Qin Luo was about "cultivation" today, Su Muwan immediately stopped playing along.
Darn it, why is it always me who ends up blushing and flustered because of Qin Luo?
If this continues, my dominant position in this relationship will be threatened!
So!
"No way!"
Su Muwan pushed Qin Luo away, her face red, but her eyes now sharp with determination.
Crackle, crackle!
She clenched her fingers, and shards of ice began to form around her.
?!
Qin Luo was stunned. Wait, are you really going to fight over a joke?!
He stiffened and said, "Miss, I was just teasing. There’s no need to start a fight indoors, right?"
"Heh heh!"
Su Muwan gave him a sweet smile, then said word by word, "How dare you, Qin Luo, act so arrogantly!"
"You said you wanted to cultivate, right?"
"Fine! Today, I’ll have you assist me in my cultivation!"
"Last time, we only reached three Luo levels of power! This time..."
Su Muwan licked her lips as she looked at Qin Luo’s handsome face. "I’m going to break through to five Luo levels of power!"
Five Luo levels of power?!
Qin Luo felt something was off and turned to run.
"Hmph! Trying to escape?!"
Whoosh!
A wave of cold air swept past, and Qin Luo’s body froze in place.
Oh no! I’ve taken the joke too far!
Su Muwan walked over, pulling out a pair of white gloves from her pocket.
She leaned against Qin Luo's chest, raised her head, and looked teasingly at Qin Luo, who was frozen in place. Raising her gloves, she smiled kindly and said, "Since Qin Luo, you've managed to pique my interest."
"Then... you better be prepared, oh~ little Luo Luo~"
"Ah, don’t make that useless puppy-dog face..."
"It’s making me all excited, hehehe~~"
"Miss, please act normal, I’m scared..."
"Scared of what? Nonsense!"
"Ssshh~~ ssshh~~ Qin Luo, you smell so good!! Sniff sniff sniff sniff!!!"
That day, Su Muwan once again experienced the speed of cultivating the Five Luo Power.
......
......
At the same time.
In a bamboo grove beside a hot spring in the Tai Chu Holy Land.
A graceful figure in a white gauze dress sat cross-legged on a rock.
In the next second, her eyes snapped open, her pupils filled with shock.
When she saw the familiar surroundings, she could no longer contain herself, her voice trembling with excitement: "I... have been reborn?!"
"And I’ve been reborn before Su Bailian joined the sect?!"
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
