“Ha~~~”
Su Muwan yawned, swinging her little feet idly. What’s going on? Qin Luo just left for a while, and I’m already this bored?
She lay sprawled on the table, her eyes lazily gazing at the distant scenery.
Su Muwan, oh Su Muwan, you’ve really outdone yourself.
Qin Luo has only been gone for a short while, and you’re already like this. If you keep this up, won’t you just let Qin Luo become even more arrogant?
Just look at Qin Luo’s recent attitude!
When we first met, he was all loyal and respectful, calling me “Miss” this and “Miss” that.
But now?
He even dares to threaten me! How bold!
But...
Su Muwan’s eyes softened with shyness. Back when she wasn’t with Qin Luo yet, the compliments he gave her—could it be that he already liked her back then?
Hmm, if that’s the case...
Su Muwan buried her face in the table.
That scoundrel Qin Luo, he’s had his eyes on me since way back then!
Really...
Hehehehehe...
Reincarnation is truly wonderful...
Just as she was thinking this.
“Miss.”
Qin Luo’s voice came from beside her.
Huh?
He’s back?
Su Muwan happily lifted her head and looked over.
There he was.
Qin Luo walked over carrying a pile of snacks and treats, smiling as he said, “There was no line, so I managed to get everything you wanted, Miss.”
Clatter~!
The snacks were placed on the table.
Qin Luo sat down beside her, looking at Su Muwan with a gentle expression.
But...
?
Su Muwan slowly raised a question mark in her mind. She glanced at the smiling Qin Luo in front of her.
Then she looked at the table full of snacks meant for two.
No, even though this person looks exactly like Qin Luo, something’s off.
And...
Nine out of ten things about this situation feel wrong.
“Miss, what are you waiting for?”
“Oh, I see.”
The Qin Luo in front of her showed a hint of something strange in his expression. He reached out, picked up a cotton candy, and smiled at Su Muwan. “You want me to feed you, right?”
“Here...”
Before he could finish.
Su Muwan’s eyes turned cold, and she interrupted sharply, “Shut up.”
‘Qin Luo’ froze: ?
His hand holding the cotton candy stopped mid-air.
What’s going on?
Was I discovered?
No, that’s impossible. Maybe Su Muwan is just angry.
Yes, that must be it. Rumor has it that Su Muwan’s temper is unpredictable and domineering.
She must be mad that her attendant took too long to return.
‘Qin Luo’ took a light breath and immediately apologized, “Miss, are you upset that I took too long...”
Before he could finish.
Clang!!
A chilling surge of icy spiritual energy instantly enveloped his heart.
The air around them turned bitingly cold, as if a winter storm had descended, carrying ruthless snowflakes that pierced straight into his soul.
Su Muwan stood up, her eyes gleaming with a hint of killing intent. She raised her hand and coldly said to the “Qin Luo” in front of her, “Didn’t I tell you to shut up?”
“Imposter!!”
Her voice was filled with unmistakable anger.
As soon as she finished speaking.
‘Qin Luo’s’ eyes twitched violently, and then.
Crack!!
The illusion around them shattered instantly, revealing a post-apocalyptic amusement park scene.
At the same time.
‘Qin Luo’s’ appearance began to change, gradually transforming into a woman dressed in a kimono.
Sakurata Momo stared in disbelief at her frozen arm.
How is this possible?!
She shouted at Su Muwan, who had suddenly attacked, “How did you discover me?!”
“Weren’t you afraid I might really be Qin Luo?!”
Hearing this.
“Afraid?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
Su Muwan slowly walked toward the shocked and panicking Sakurata Momo, her voice cold. “Don’t underestimate the bond between Qin Luo and me!”
“My radar for him would never make a mistake!!!”
Sakurata Momo’s face twitched. What on earth is she talking about?!
But seeing that Su Muwan was about to deliver a fatal blow.
She quickly shouted, “Wait, wait, wait!! You can’t kill me!”
“If you kill me, your attendant won’t survive either—!”
Squelch!!!
Before she could finish.
Su Muwan coldly raised her hand and slashed. With a flash of icy light, Sakurata Momo’s body was shattered into ice crystals, dissipating into the air.
Su Muwan stepped on the ice crystals and snorted, “What nonsense were you spouting!”
If Qin Luo, a T0 Chosen One, could be killed by trash like you, she’d really have to question her past life.
At the same time.
Bang!!
The surroundings shattered like a mirror. The blood-red sun disappeared, and the environment returned to normal.
Joyful laughter filled the air.
The figures of the crowd reappeared.
“Miss.”
Qin Luo walked over, carrying a bunch of single-serving desserts.
When he saw Su Muwan standing with her arms crossed, her face cold and domineering.
He smiled and said, “Miss, has the crisis been resolved?”
“Hmph! Of course!”
Su Muwan’s face immediately lit up with a proud expression when she saw Qin Luo. She happily ran up to him.
She looked him up and down, then giggled, “You’re the real one!”
Qin Luo chuckled, “You figured it out? How clever.”
“Here, have a skewer of oden as a reward.”
“Hmph!”
“By the way, Miss, what happened to the enemy? Did they escape?”
Hearing this.
Su Muwan, while munching on the oden, glared at Qin Luo, “Hey, hey, hey! Don’t underestimate your girlfriend!”
“When have I ever failed when I take action?”
“Look, you’re stepping on them right now.”
Qin Luo glanced at the ice crystal fragments on the ground and blinked.
As the saying goes, how is anyone supposed to compete with this?
A T0 Chosen One, just like that, gone?
“Munch, munch, munch!”
“Huh! This is so good! Here, Qin Luo, I’ll feed you a piece of the radish I’ve already bitten.”
“Sure, Miss.”
“Hehe, isn’t it just like yours........Mmmph! Stop pressing my head! I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”
After some playful bickering, the two sat down at the small table.
Qin Luo propped his chin on his hand, watching Su Muwan, who was now smiling happily and looking utterly harmless.
He couldn’t help but smile softly.
The invincible Miss, she’s just too adorable!
“Oh, Qin Luo.”
Su Muwan, while eating, suddenly looked up at Qin Luo and gritted her teeth, “I told you we came here to have fun.”
“But these idiots clearly don’t want me to enjoy myself!”
Qin Luo tilted his head, “So what does Miss plan to do?”
“Hmph!”
Su Muwan snorted, clenching her fist, “I want to repay them in kind! An eye for an eye!”
“I want to pay them back double!”
In her previous life, she didn’t recall there being any T0 Chosen Ones in Cherry Blossom City.
So...
Being provoked and just taking it lying down isn’t her style!
Although she’s been much more well-behaved in this life compared to her previous one.
But!
That doesn’t mean anyone can just step on her, does it??
Qin Luo nodded, smiling mysteriously, “In that case, Miss, I’ll go all out.”
Su Muwan: ??
Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling about this?
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d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
