Thirty minutes later.
Shock! Anger! Unbelievable!
Su Muwan stared at the densely packed crowd of people crouched on the floor in the shopping mall's first-floor lobby, their hands covering their heads. For a moment, she was so furious that her whole body shook. She pointed her finger at each and every one of the assassins crouched on the ground, their heads lowered and expressions stiff.
She shouted in a rage, "What’s wrong with you people?! For such a small amount of money, you all come here to assassinate me?!"
"And you even rented out the entire mall to keep people out for this?!"
Su Muwan was in utter shock. She had thought that she was quite popular today. But now it seemed.....
All these people were just a part of the "atmosphere team"?!
Such a small amount of money?!!
All the assassins froze momentarily.
500 billion, sister! Not five dollars!
500 billion!
Qin Luo stood beside her, comforting the puffy-faced Su Muwan, "Miss Su, let it go, let it go. The business is bad these days; they can get a big order, which is not easy."
"After all, they also need to make a living. Taking some risks for a little money aligns with their values."
The assassins, hearing this, couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their eyes, their expressions breaking.
Leaving aside the fact that we are almost out of money.
Why did you have to say that out loud?!
Do we not have any face left?
Su Muwan took a deep breath upon hearing this. She glanced at the shivering group of assassins and snorted coldly, saying, "Qin Luo, what should we do with these people now?"
"Well... there’s a way."
Qin Luo said as he took out his phone and opened the foundation's payment QR code.
All the assassins: .....
Su Muwan: .....
Ignoring the strange looks from the crowd, Qin Luo smiled and said, "Come and pay the ransom. One million each. I’ll let you go after you pay."
As soon as he finished.
The assassins immediately became unhappy.
One of them complained, "Why do we have to pay one million?! That’s too much!"
"Yeah, if we had money, why would we take such a difficult order?"
"Young man, you’ll understand when you reach my age. We have it tough..."
Wow!
"Ughhhh——!"
The assassins immediately quieted down.
Qin Luo's smile disappeared, and he glared at the ones complaining about the ransom, shouting, "What do you think you are! Bargaining now?!"
"Pay up quickly! Or I’ll throw all of you in jail!"
This is outrageous!
Everyone covered their faces with anger.
Wait until our organization arrives; we will make sure you two pay dearly!
And you! Qin Luo!
Everyone had tears in their eyes, clenching their teeth.
They finally understood why someone would spend billions to record a video of slapping Qin Luo.
If it were us, we wouldn't even take the money! Too humiliating!
Su Muwan, on the other hand, couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth as she looked at Qin Luo.
Shaking her head, she thought to herself, Qin Luo... can you switch up your method of attack?
You’re already at the early stage of Dengfeng, yet you keep slapping people in the face...
But oh well, if that’s what Qin Luo likes, then so be it.
After a brief moment.
Qin Luo checked the amount received, and Su Muwan also leaned over, her eyes widening in surprise.
[2.5 billion]
Wow, so many assassins?!!
Over a thousand assassins came to kill me?!!
Shaking with rage, even in the sweltering summer heat, Su Muwan’s heart felt icy cold.
Before, it was just "everyone against me." Now, it’s "everyone cutting me down"?
Su Muwan almost shattered.
Qin Luo gently patted the gloomy Su Muwan and said, "Miss Su, wake up. These people came to kill you because they accepted an assassination order."
"Think about it, when you walk on the street, who would suddenly pick a fight with you?"
"And when you walk on the street, who isn’t forcing a smile at you?"
Su Muwan heard this and felt it made some sense.
But...
"Um, what’s with the forced smiles?"
"At least they’re smiling."
"Is that a cold joke...? Uh, no! We should be discussing how to deal with these guys now!"
Su Muan interrupted Qin Luo’s speech.
Qin Luo nodded, "Dealing with these people is simple, but..."
He let out a low laugh, his eyes narrowing, "Miss Su, are you satisfied with being hung up for sale online?"
Actually, in my previous life, I was often hung up online like this.
But...
Su Muwan frowned. In this life, I’ve been living a low-key life.
Why am I hung up online?
So!
Su Muwan looked at Qin Luo, clenching her fists, "I’m not satisfied! I’m not happy about it!"
"Good, since that’s the case..."
Qin Luo looked at the group of assassins and pointed at the waiter, saying, "You, come over and help me download an app for the dark web."
The waiter: "......"
Zhu Lan, Shen Fei, and others were quietly standing by.
Known that their realm was around the "Dengtang realm."
How many exactly doesn’t matter.
But there was one thing they knew for sure.
That was...
Gulp.
They swallowed hard, their faces pale as they looked at the dark web assassins filling the hall, radiating a blood-curdling aura.
Too terrifying!
Their strength must far surpass anyone they’ve ever encountered!
But...
They watched Su Muwan and Qin Luo calmly standing among these fearsome people, casually chatting about something they couldn’t quite tell if it was a cold joke.
Why could Miss Su and Qin Luo stand there so aloof?
In the end, they came to a conclusion.
No wonder they are who they are!
On Qin Luo’s side, after a lot of hassle.
They finally managed to find the entrance to the dark web with the help of the waiter disguised as a service staff.
And once they entered...
An exaggerated visual effect unfolded in front of their eyes.
[Urgent Bounty!!!]
[Su Muwan!!! 500 billion!!!]
Su Muwan: ......
No wonder so many people came. The dark net is even advertising this...
The waiter spoke carefully, "Um... both of you, please calm down... this was all done by the technical department’s idiots."
"Please rest assured, once we return, we will definitely tie them up and whip them with a bullwhip..."
As soon as he finished.
Qin Luo snorted, "Do you even know where the headquarters of the dark net is located to whip them?"
The waiter was embarrassed: "Hehe...."
Qin Luo waved his hand, gesturing for him to step back. "Stop hehe-ing. I’ll place an order. Take it."
"Oh oh!"
"Alright."
Everyone was stunned, then quickly took out their work phones.
Su Muwan, watching from behind, couldn’t help feeling some déjà vu, thinking that assassins taking out their phones to accept orders was quite something.
This era’s inclusiveness is just too strong.
On Qin Luo’s side, after a few operations on his phone.
The next second.
All the assassins saw that the original poster of Su Muwan on the cover of the dark net...
Was switched to!
[Urgent Bounty!!!]
[Qian Family’s Young Master!!! Qian Yu!!! 2.5 billion!!!]
Everyone: ......

ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”