"Ahem... Young Master Jiang is truly a dragon among men. This old man is in deep admiration!"
Even if the old man was reluctant to believe it in his heart, he didn't dare to question Jiang Che. After all, Jiang Che was now completely like a savior to them.
With Young Master Jiang here, the Nine Heavens would be at peace. With Young Master Jiang here, there would be clear skies!
"Congratulations to Young Master Jiang on having a child!"
"Immortal Venerable Yun Ya and Palace Master Tian are both immortals on the level of Goddesses of the Nine Heavens. You, Young Master Jiang, are a dragon among men. The offspring born will inevitably be extraordinary!"
They started flattering him again, blowing his trumpet so much that Jiang Che felt a bit embarrassed. He seriously suspected that even if he pointed at a pile of shit and called it delicious, these old geezers would squeeze their heads in to get a taste.
Tian Chan was indeed pregnant, but Yun Ya's belly still hadn't shown any signs.
Jiang Che waved his hand, and the crowd stopped their bootlicking.
"Young Master Jiang, although Palace Master Tian is resting for her pregnancy, your prestige in the Nine Heavens is not low at all. How about we give you the position of the Leader of the Righteous Path? It just so happens that our Righteous Alliance is currently leaderless!" an old man with the cultivation of an Immortal Lord said earnestly.
Hmm... from a certain perspective, Jiang Che's 'prestige' in the Nine Heavens was indeed very high, it was just that almost ninety-nine percent of the people were cursing him.
Especially after Jiang Che made his relationship with Tian Chan and Yun Ya public, he became completely famous throughout the Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms. The words 'Young Master Jiang' were completely bound to the word 'beast'!
To give an example, the bond between Young Master Jiang and a beast was just as solid as the bond between a chicken and Kun.
If the news of Yun Ya and Tian Chan's pregnancies spread, the title of Beast Jiang would probably be permanently nailed to Jiang Che's head.
"Leader of the Righteous Path?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow. He obviously knew his reputation was currently terrible. Single-handedly... he had taken almost all the goddesses admired by the male cultivators of the Nine Heavens into his harem, making countless people hate him to the bone.
If they could send him razor blades, the blades Jiang Che received would probably be calculated in trillions of tons.
"Of course. From now on, I am the Leader of the Righteous Path!"
Jiang Che's main focus was to liberate himself and torture others!
I just love seeing you guys look annoyed at me but unable to get rid of me. When you see me, you'll still have to call me Alliance Leader Jiang.
"This—"
Did he agree that readily?
"In three days, I will pilot the Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat to the borderlands of the Demon Domain. Go back and gather the rest of the immortals."
Jiang Che glanced at the group of immortals, a smile curving his thin lips. "Also—"
"For the sake of Chan'er and Yun Ya, I will provide you with a massive amount of Life-Extending Pills as a reward. I recently concocted a new type of peerless Life-Extending Pill, a pill that can increase lifespan without any side effects. I assume you will like it."
"What?"
The immortals' breathing quickened!
A Life-Extending Pill with no side effects???
The temptation of lifespan to them naturally went without saying. It was just that all the Life-Extending Pills Jiang Che had handed out before came with powerful side effects. Either they tasted like dog shit, or taking them would cause impotence and infertility, and for female cultivators, it would even cause irregular menstruation.
For instance, a few days ago, an old woman who had lived for one hundred and twenty thousand years, at the First Tribulation Immortal realm... was on the verge of completely passing away, her life force already depleted. She burned her life essence to fight and kill an evil immortal, earning a supreme-grade Life-Extending Pill as a reward.
The old lady had been past menopause for tens of thousands of years, but it forcefully brought her periods back.
"That's right. I collaborated with Immortal Chef Hua to remove the bad taste of the Life-Extending Pills, and there are even many flavors like fruit..."
"That... that's simply wonderful! We are endlessly grateful to Young Master Jiang!"
Jiang Che smiled and waved his hand. "I refined trillions of these Life-Extending Pills in advance this time. There's definitely enough to go around!"
The immortals became even more excited upon hearing this. "Trillions... of pills???"
Suddenly, they had a not-so-good feeling. Tens of thousands of pills would be easy to understand, but what was the deal with trillions of pills???
Was Young Master Jiang not planning to live his life anymore?
"T-to be presumptuous, Young Master Jiang... how much lifespan does one of your new Life-Extending Pills add?"
A smart immortal asked with a trembling voice.
"Oh, consuming one pill adds one hour."
Jiang Che smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth. "I plan to distribute the pills to the soldiers at the borderlands by the ton..."
The immortals' scalps went numb listening to this!
Eating one only adds an hour of lifespan?? You have to eat over eight thousand pills just to add a single year of lifespan?
One must know, for cultivators whose lifespans were depleted... taking action just once would cost them several or even over a dozen years of lifespan. Burning their life essence was even more irreparable, and they would very likely just die straight away.
Your damn Life-Extending Pill adds one hour. Are we supposed to eat them like meals? Is this a contest of whose appetite is bigger?
"Young Master Jiang, you sure are... creative!"
"I have a big appetite. Eating a hundred thousand or so a day is no problem."
[Beep! Host has scammed...]
Jiang Che could always find various methods to scam these leeks.
Although the previous Life-Extending Pills tasted awful, these cultivators seemed to have reached their pain threshold. Eating the Life-Extending Pills no longer generated points, so Jiang Che had to change his method to continue harvesting the leeks.
Eating Life-Extending Pills like meals; whoever ate more lived longer.
......
The news that Jiang Che was going to take action to intercept the Evil Spirit Plane spread like wildfire.
"What? Are those old men in the Nine Heavens blind? They actually want Jiang Che to be the Leader of the Righteous Path?"
"Jiang Che is just a lustful scumbag, why should he be the Leader of the Righteous Path!"
"What's wrong? Do you have the ability to be the leader? It's easy for you to talk big... You'll be quiet once the evil spirits invade your domains and slaughter all living beings."
"Actually, besides being a womanizer, Young Master Jiang doesn't have any other flaws. Moreover... even if he is a womanizer, it has nothing to do with us. The goddesses around him are completely out of our league. In reality, we can't even woo the beautiful senior sisters of fifth-rate sects, so how dare we fantasize about supreme female emperors!"
It had to be said that Jiang Che actually had many true fans, and as soon as they spoke, the haters couldn't hold their ground.
"Actually, it's only the development of the Nine Heavens Network that allows us to access higher-level news. If it were hundreds of thousands of years ago without the Nine Heavens Network, we probably wouldn't be able to step out of our own domains in our entire lifetimes."
"In truth, there's no need for us to be envious, jealous, or hateful towards Young Master Jiang. We belong to two different worlds to begin with..."
However, at this moment, Jiang Che posted another message.
[Fellow immortal friends, Chan'er is now pregnant, so her position as the Leader of the Righteous Path will temporarily be taken over by me, her husband. However, I will put forth all my ability to eradicate the Evil Spirit Plane... and return a bright and clear sky to the Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms!]
At the same time, a few pictures were attached below, one of which was an intimate photo of Jiang Che resting his head on Tian Chan's lower abdomen.
[Beep! Host has scammed the cultivators of the Nine Heavens... 2 billion points obtained.]
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