The Collapse of Tian Chan

For the sake of immortal wine, Sword Venerable Qinglian was willing to sell out any kind of friendship!

She knew very well that one of the abilities of Jiang Che's system was the Pitfall System. As long as he scammed people, he could become stronger. If she helped Jiang Che scam Tian Chan, not only could she avoid being scammed herself, but she could even be rewarded with Jiang Che's immortal wine.

Actually... she originally wanted to bear a child for Jiang Che too. That way... relying on the child, she could ask Jiang Che for unlimited immortal wine.

But Jiang Che completely shattered her thoughts of pregnancy with a single sentence: Pregnant women cannot drink alcohol!

Not letting her drink was worse than killing her.

"Hehe... Sister Chan'er, have a good sleep,"

Li Qinghuan said.

Meanwhile... on the Nine Heavens Network, news about Tian Chan had instantly spread!

[Holy shit! Is... is this Palace Master Tian? Is she drunk?]

[Pardon me for asking, but is Palace Master Tian still there? Give me the address and I'll rush over!]

[Palace Master Tian... you really still have feelings for Immortal Venerable Yunya, right? It's just... boohoo!]

[Finally got to see Palace Master Tian. Ever since she went dark at the border of the Demon Realm, there has been no news of her. I thought Palace Master Tian had already fallen into the evil path.]

[Her true love died in battle. If I were Palace Master Tian... my Dao heart would collapse at this moment too.]

[Sigh... It turns out Palace Master Tian is just a fragile girl after all. It's hard to imagine what terrifying pressure she endured before. If I could just give Palace Master Tian a hug, I'd even be willing to marry Heavenly Fox Immortal Venerable.]

[Upstairs, are you fucking trying to have your cake and eat it too?]

In the image, Tian Chan was hugging Yunya's stone stele and crying bitterly. Her intermittent sobs were enough to break anyone's heart.

"Hmph hmph—" Li Qinghuan smiled, took a sip of Wangchuan Ke wine, and turned to leave.

......

"Hiss... It looks like I need to change my sub-system!"

Jiang Che was holding a small notebook, recording something.

[Pregnancy List: Shen Yu, Gu Lingfei, Bai Jie, Xiao Sisi, Ye Mengyao, Mermaid Xue'er, Jia Mengluo, Jiang Yuedie, Huang... Huang Doufen?]

Jiang Che's eyes widened. He never expected that the last name on the list would be Huang Doufen!

That silly little cat girl?

"Meow~~~"

A cute, milky cat meow sounded by Jiang Che's leg. A completely orange kitten darted onto his lap, rolled around, flipped over, and kept rubbing against his clothes.

Then, she directly transformed into human form. With long orange hair, she blinked her big, innocent eyes at Jiang Che. The cat tail behind her swayed back and forth, looking incredibly cute.

Huang Doufen stuck out her small tongue and gently licked Jiang Che's cheek. "That's right, I'm pregnant with a baby. Huang Doufen is going to give birth to a litter of little cubs for Master."

The girl's eyes seemed to be shining with light.

However, this passionate gaze made Jiang Che awkwardly rub his nose. I am truly a fucking beast!

"Good girl!" Jiang Che rubbed Huang Doufen's furry little head with his large hand. "Now that you're pregnant, don't run around recklessly..."

"Mhm! Sister Mianmian is taking care of me!" Huang Doufen nodded vigorously.

"Huang Doufen!!! You're running around again!"

A girl with a perfect figure ran in. She had pale silver hair and two cute cat ears. It was the other cat girl, Su Mianmian.

"Jiang Che... Huang Doufen is pregnant now, she can't be running around..." Su Mianmian ran to Huang Doufen's side and picked her up.

She had very little confidence in Jiang Che's self-control, so it was better to carry Huang Doufen away quickly.

Jiang Che smiled helplessly.

Then he looked at his small notebook again. Ever since Jiang Che had a moment of madness and granted a 'general amnesty to the world' last time, it had created a terrifying problem: several girls were now pregnant with his children.

Nine babies meant nine Eternal Evergreen Physiques. That was nine billion points!

However, Jiang Che now had a massive fortune and did not lack these points.

[Sub-systems: Show-off System, Pitfall System...]

"Let's change the Show-off System. I'll temporarily switch it to... the More Children, More Blessings System!"

Jiang Che sighed. He rarely showed off anyway, generally focusing on scamming people, so the Show-off System was rarely used. If he changed it to the More Children, More Blessings System, he might be able to exploit it for more benefits. Since they were already pregnant... it wasn't like Jiang Che couldn't afford to raise them. Not to mention, with the Eternal Evergreen Physique as a foundation, even the firstborn would take hundreds of thousands of years to fully grow up!

By the time hundreds of thousands of years had passed, he, Jiang Che, would probably have long grown tired of beautiful women and returned to a state of natural simplicity.

[Beep! Host has successfully changed the sub-system...]

[Sub-system is being modified... Modification successful! Whenever the Host's child is born, you will receive massive system rewards. Furthermore, any divine treasures regularly gifted to the children will be refunded double!]

Jiang Che: "???"

The system was not an absolutely invincible existence. The functions and assists of these sub-systems were not set by him, otherwise, wouldn't he instantly become invincible if he was rewarded a trillion system points for having one child?

[Beep! Host has successfully purchased the 'Eternal Evergreen Physique' for the nine unborn children. Consumed 9 billion points. Received double refund: 18 billion points.]

Jiang Che's eyes instantly filled with joy. Holy crap, I'm going to be invincible!

But in the next second, a bucket of cold water was poured over him.

[Beep! Today's investment has reached the limit. The daily refund limit for each child is 2 billion points.]

Alright then!

Still, this was already quite invincible. It was equivalent to having ten or twenty billion system points coming in every day, achieving a win-win situation.

The status of his main system was indeed very high!

[Beep! Host has scammed Tian Chan. Received 2 billion points.]

......

Tian Chan woke up from her drunken stupor!

Then she was completely dumbfounded. Now, the entire Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms were filled with rumors about her.

[Shocking# Palace Master Tian was originally called Tian Chan?]

[How sad and lamentable, the invincible Supreme Immortal Emperor of a generation ultimately lost to the word 'love'.]

[Drunk Heavenly Emperor jpg, the high-definition version lets you see every single eyelash of Palace Master Tian!]

[The secrets that must be told between Palace Master Tian and Immortal Venerable Yunya!]

Tian Chan: "......"

In almost an instant, she lost her temper!

Who? Who leaked all these photos!!!

"Hiss... I'm so dizzy." Tian Chan tried to think about something, but her mind was completely blank. She had even forgotten what wine she drank, let alone knowing that Sword Venerable Qinglian had been there.

But she wasn't stupid; the source of the news was posted by Li Qinghuan.

"Sword Venerable Qinglian!!!"