"So, Husband, are you planning to give the baby the Eternal Evergreen Physique?"
Gu Lingfei touched her slightly bulging abdomen, a faint sense of anticipation welling up in her heart.
At first, she had truly looked forward to the birth of her and Jiang Che's baby. After all, this was the crystallization of her and Xiao Che's love.
But later... she grew a bit timid. Since they were already immortal beings destined for eternal life and everlasting youth, a baby in its infancy was fine, but if the baby grew up... and became a mischievous teenager, given Jiang Che's personality, he would probably just kick his son out of the house.
But now... the Eternal Evergreen Physique perfectly solved this problem!
As everyone knows, human cubs between the ages of one and five are the cutest creatures, while seven and eight-year-olds are so annoying that even dogs despise them.
"Hey, hey, hey... let me ask you, if you do this, doesn't it mean you'll have to breastfeed a single baby for ten thousand years?"
Yu Wan'er's train of thought was always wonderfully bizarre.
"They'll drink beast milk!" Jiang Che glared at Yu Wan'er. This Young Master advises you not to be unappreciative!
[Beep! The host has trolled Yu Wan'er, gaining 50 million points.]
With his status raised, even Yu Wan'er could drop fifty million points.
"Tch, damn pervert!" Yu Wan'er instantly understood, frantically cursing Jiang Che in her heart.
"Sister Feifei, do you want to add the Eternal Evergreen Physique to the baby?"
Jiang Che asked.
"That's one billion points, wouldn't it be a bit too extravagant?" Gu Lingfei frowned. Although she was looking forward to the baby, it was entirely based on Jiang Che's presence.
"Extravagant?" Jiang Che chuckled. "Sister Feifei, I already have nearly six hundred billion points. A mere one billion points is just a drop in the bucket."
Gu Lingfei smiled helplessly, then nodded. "Alright then, I'll buy an Eternal Evergreen Physique for the baby."
"I want to participate too!" Bai Jie raised her hand, no longer able to suppress the throbbing in her heart. She wanted to bear Jiang Che's baby, wanted to become a mother. This little nympho had been spoiled by Jiang Che into becoming increasingly greedy.
Jiang Che: "......"
"No problem, within a month!" Jiang Che said helplessly.
Now that the Jiang family's childbirth policy had been opened, the first thing to do was naturally to make this girl Bai Jie settle down a bit.
"Really?" Bai Jie beamed with joy, her excitement beyond words. She felt that her desire for pregnancy had reached its absolute peak.
"I want one too!"
Several little mermaids from the Jialan clan also gathered around. They needed a child to strengthen their status. After all, they were weak and few in number... it was only by a stroke of luck that they managed to blend into Jiang Che's harem circle.
After all, back then, Jiang Che was still in the mortal realm and had lower standards. It just so happened that these little mermaids caught Young Master Jiang's eye, allowing him to taste some seafood... If it were now, given their status and cultivation, one could grab a handful of women like them anywhere in the Nine Heavens.
Sometimes, one couldn't help but sigh at the wonders of fate.
"I want one too..."
Jiang Che: "......"
He only felt a massive headache coming on. It seemed he had opened Pandora's box; there were quite a few girls who wanted to bear Jiang Che's children.
"Husband Brother... I want one too." Gu Xian'er didn't understand what was going on, but seeing so many people speaking up, she followed suit.
"Want my ass! Long Qianqiu, don't you fucking teach bad things to the kid!" Jiang Che glared at Long Qianqiu, who was currently hugging Gu Xian'er and giggling.
......
Half a month later.
Jiang Che practically crawled out of the Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat.
"Yaoyao... hurry and pick two peaches for your husband to eat. Your husband feels like he's going to be crippled."
Jiang Che's face was gaunt, his cheeks deeply sunken, and dark circles prominent around his eyes. His whole person looked like he shouldn't be called 'Young Master Jiang' anymore, but rather 'Young Master Emptiness'.
"Pfft—" Yaoyao burst into laughter. This was the first time she had seen the imperious Jiang Che reduced to such a state.
"Husband~~~" Yaoyao squatted in front of Jiang Che, tilting her little head to look at him with a wicked smile on her face.
Jiang Che: "......"
"Danger!!!"
One day later—
Jiang Che was thrown into the Immortal Herb Garden by Yaoyao to fend for himself.
"Young Master Jiang!!! Please don't let anything happen to you!"
In the Immortal Herb Garden, an immortal herb named 'Nine-Turn Ginseng Tree' transformed into an old man. He raised his hand, cut off a section of his own ginseng root, and squeezed a few drops of immortal herb essence into Jiang Che's mouth.
The immortal herb ginseng was a tremendously nourishing item!
Then came... the divine herb Golden Suoyang, the immortal-tier Fleeceflower Root, and all sorts of aphrodisiac herbs volunteering themselves, giving Jiang Che a comprehensive health treatment.
"Holy shit!"
Jiang Che immediately sat up on the spot, the decadence on his face vanishing completely as he became energetic once again.
For the past half a month, he had lived in a complete daze.
No, they said it was half a month, but under the effect of a hundred-fold time acceleration, it was actually more than a whole year!
Looking back, it was all tears of unbearable memories.
"Not bad, you guys did pretty well. This Young Master will reward you handsomely." Jiang Che casually handed out some rewards and then slipped away dejectedly.
How embarrassing!
He had truly become a fucking stud horse this time, although he always had been one.
However, just as his front foot stepped out of the Immortal Herb Garden, a familiar voice rang in his ears again.
"Master, I've finally found you. Immortal Chef Hua has already prepared a table of dishes for you..."
Jiang Che now shuddered all over whenever he heard a woman's voice. The girls who could call him Master were none other than these few: the puppet doll Dong'er, the Demon Venerable's daughter Mo Lingxuan, and the Jialan Empress Jia Mengluo.
It was Jia Mengluo!
At this moment, Jia Mengluo was wearing a tight white dress, her face graceful and moving. She sported a half-wavy hairstyle with her long hair cascading down to her buttocks, exuding a full mature woman aura.
Jiang Che: "......"
"Master, I heard that you've opened up childbirth privileges, is that right? I wonder... could this concubine's lowly body bear an immortal seed?"
Jiang Che: "......"
[Beep! The host has trolled himself, gaining 2 billion points.]
Motherfucker!
...
Evil Spirit Plane.
"Reporting to Lord Evil Emperor, someone has achieved the Supreme Immortal Emperor realm through the Dao of Destiny."
Demon Butterfly Evil Emperor knelt before a beautiful silhouette.
Ji Qingyi sat upright on her seat, resting her cheek on one hand. "I know. The only person who could become an Emperor through the Dao of Destiny is her. I just didn't expect... that he would even take the Heavenly Emperor's daughter under his wing."
"Lord Evil Emperor, a person who becomes an Emperor through the Dao of Destiny possesses combat power even more formidable than the Human Emperor. Should we..."
Ji Qingyi simply waved her hand.
Demon Butterfly Evil Emperor nodded, then disappeared from the spot.
Leaving only Ji Qingyi sitting there, lost in thought.
Before her clone met Jiang Che, she didn't think there was any relationship between Jiang Che and the Demon Ancestor. At most, they just looked alike, but their personalities should be worlds apart. After all, although her master appeared humble and gentle, his heart was incredibly indifferent. Such a person could never fall for any woman.
But after seeing Jiang Che, her heart wavered. They were too similar!
Even though Jiang Che appeared lustful and incompetent on the surface, looking exactly like a playboy, she could still sniff out a trace of the Demon Ancestor's aura.

lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.