Gu Xian'er!
That's right, Jiang Che planned to wait until his children were born and arrange an Evergreen Physique for each of them!
He would let Young Master Jiang enjoy himself for a hundred thousand years first. When there were too many children... he could just hand them over to other cultivation sects in the Nine Heavens to raise. He truly was a genius.
What descendants? Weren't they just pure toys? They were only fun when they were little... Once they grew up, even looking at them was annoying.
"How about it?" Bai Susu lightly licked the corner of her lips, her brows filled with charm.
To say it without exaggeration, Bai Susu's current appearance was enough to train almost all men in the world like dogs.
But unfortunately, Jiang Che was one of them.
However, even if he was a dog, Jiang Che was an existence at the level of a Dog Emperor.
"Come, come, Husband, let me show you the origin of the Dao of Charm."
......
"Young Master Jiang, the Sect Master of the Artifact Forging Immortal Sect requests an audience."
A maid with the cultivation of a Great Emperor walked into the bedchamber with her head lowered. She was an expert at the Third-Life Emperor Realm and was even crowned with the title of Peerless Empress in the hundreds of domains around her, but here with Jiang Che, she was reduced to a mere maid.
She lightly bit her thin lips. Even as an Empress, she was still somewhat distracted and aroused by the breath of charm permeating the air.
The power of the Dao of Charm of the Heavenly Fox Immortal Venerable.
"The Sect Master of the Artifact Forging Immortal Sect?" Jiang Che leaned back, resting his chin on one hand, surrounded by snow-white fox tails. The fluffy and soft fox tails occasionally rubbed against Jiang Che's cheeks, carrying a teasing aura.
"Yes," the maid nodded.
"Who is the Sect Master of the Artifact Forging Immortal Sect? What does he want with me?"
Jiang Che asked in confusion, "If it's nothing important, just tell him to get lost." Jiang Che waved his hand.
"Giggle~~~" A burst of silvery laughter entered Jiang Che's ears, and then Bai Susu leaned on Jiang Che's shoulder.
"Husband, have you forgotten? When we first met... it was at that Artifact Forging Immortal Sect. I was refining a Four-Tribulation Immortal Artifact for Qingxian at the time, and you gave my unworthy little disciple a Six-Tribulation Immortal Artifact, the Heavenly Fox Painted Fan, right at our first meeting? Looking back now... I'm afraid you already wanted to take down both me and Qingxian, master and disciple, at the same time, didn't you?"
Bai Susu playfully scolded, her voice full of sweet affection.
"Oh! I remember now."
Jiang Che showed a look of annoyance. "Have I been so immersed in wine and women recently that my memory is this bad? From today on... I'm quitting drinking!"
He had gone to the Artifact Forging Immortal Sect to forge a set of immortal artifact clothing for each of his girls to use as future wedding dresses. They should be finished by now.
"Let that old man wait a bit, this Young Master will be right there."
The maid nodded and inadvertently looked up for a secret glance, instantly becoming mesmerized.
Following that was a deep sense of inferiority. The Heavenly Fox Immortal Venerable truly lived up to being the most beautiful woman in the entire Nine Heavens, possessing such charming arts. For a fleeting moment... she felt like even she was going to fall in love with this fox fairy.
The beauty of the Heavenly Fox Immortal Venerable was genderless and could even transcend species. She only needed to lean there, and it was enough to charm all sentient beings.
Why were there so many blooming lilies in the Nine Heavens? The reason was that the appearances of cultivators were generally very high, especially after ascending to become immortals... It was very easy for two beautiful fairies to develop feelings of mutual admiration.
Bai Susu glanced at this little maid, smiled sweetly, and a hint of playfulness rose in her heart as she gave her a flirtatious wink.
Then... then this Great Emperor seemed to lose her mind and turned into a lovestruck fool.
Jiang Che: "......"
"Stop teasing her," Jiang Che waved his hand helplessly.
Bai Susu chuckled lightly, "Husband... when do you think we can announce our relationship to my little disciple? I feel like Qingxian has definitely guessed the relationship between us."
The woman flicked the ends of her hair.
"No need to feel, she already knows, she just hasn't pointed it out."
Jiang Che shrugged. Not just Bai Qingxian... even Jia Ling'er had now faintly guessed the relationship between him and the Jialan Empress.
"Then... should I go and counsel Qingxian a bit?" Bai Susu's voice was crisp and numbing, making the listener's mind wander.
"I don't think she needs your counseling," Jiang Che sneered.
Bai Susu: "......"
...
At this moment, inside the immortal boat.
An old man was leading a young man, sitting in the main hall. They were precisely the Old Sect Master and the Young Sect Master of the Artifact Forging Immortal Sect, but they were both very anxious, sitting up straight as if they had needles poking their bottoms.
"Master, I told you long ago to work more overtime. Although the clothes Young Master Jiang requested only need to be Three-Tribulation Immortal Artifacts, we can't really just forge Three-Tribulation Immortal Artifacts. They have to be at least Five-Tribulations!"
The young man poked the arm of the old man beside him.
"Damn it, wouldn't I know? My hammer has been swinging so hard it's smoking these past few months. Nearly forty immortal artifacts, each forged into a Five-Tribulation Immortal Artifact, are you trying to work me to death?"
The old man cursed.
"Old fogey, didn't you know to use our clan's supreme treasure, the 'Heaven Shaking Hammer'? Then enter the time array of the Time Ruin Palace... with a hundredfold time compression, I don't believe we couldn't forge forty Five-Tribulation Immortal Artifacts. This is our best chance to suck up to Young Master Jiang!!!" The young man spoke, hating to see him fail to meet expectations.
"Fuck, do you really wish I would die of exhaustion? So you can inherit my Heaven Shaking Hammer?"
The Heavenly Silkworm Silk brought by Jiang Che needed to be continuously hammered to be made into immortal artifact-level clothing, allowing the silk threads to merge with each other. To forge a Five-Tribulation Immortal Artifact, even using the top-tier forging immortal artifact 'Heaven Shaking Hammer', it still required billions of hammer strikes...
"There's no other way. All the immortal-level cultivators in our Artifact Forging Immortal Sect were mobilized... and we only managed to forge twenty Five-Tribulation Immortal Artifacts. The remaining twenty are all Four-Tribulation Immortal Artifacts," the old man sighed.
He was truly exhausted to the point of stupidity. The last time Jiang Che came to find them, he hadn't yet shown such terrifying abilities. These old guys only knew that the Taiqing Sword Immortal stood behind Jiang Che.
So, it was out of respect for the Taiqing Sword Immortal that they forged immortal artifacts for Jiang Che for free, but the quality... was quite garbage. Almost all of them were Three-Tribulation Immortal Artifacts, and these immortal artifacts only went through a lightning tribulation just for show.
But who the hell could have thought... that Jiang Che would be so heaven-defying?
He even produced a Life Extension Pill, becoming the most powerful person in the entire Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms. It was no exaggeration to say... Jiang Che had already become the absolute master to all the Great Emperors and Immortals in the entire Nine Heavens.
He became an immortal through artifact forging. Although his cultivation had reached the Five-Tribulation Immortal Venerable realm, his lifespan only had twenty to thirty thousand years left. He still wanted to live for hundreds of thousands of years more.
After learning how awesome Jiang Che was, their Artifact Forging Immortal Sect fired up their furnaces overnight. All the old, undying geezers were dragged out to forge artifacts, re-forging the immortal artifact clothing.
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
