"How is this possible? How could I die so miserably?"
Qin Qiaoqiao, dressed in her pajamas, widened her eyes in sheer disbelief!
"But I did dream of becoming a war correspondent when I was a kid. I can't believe I actually became one in the future?" Looking at the photo of her own corpse, Qin Qiaoqiao was filled with mixed emotions.
Calling it a corpse was a stretch; it was actually just a pile of bullet casings and a mangled, bloody mess that barely resembled a human.
"What about me? Jiang Che, what was my ending?" Ye Mengyao hugged Jiang Che from behind. How did this girl look anything like someone practicing the Dao of Emotionless Detachment?
"Me, me!!!"
"And me!"
On the large bed, the girls surrounded Jiang Che, all full of anticipation.
Jiang Che actually experienced an illusion in some secret realm?
"A world where we didn't step into cultivation and never met Jiang Che? I'm so looking forward to seeing it!" Xiao Sisi blinked her eyes.
"Alright, alright, let's take it slowly... I have the whole thing recorded right here!"
Jiang Che blinked twice. This so-called illusion... Although Jiang Che himself hadn't recorded the whole thing at the time, his considerate system had recorded it for him, and even edited together some highlight reels.
"Hey, hey, hey, Jiang Che, how could I possibly fall in love with you on my own initiative? Are you kidding me!" Yu Wan'er's eyes widened. In the illusionary world... after graduating from high school, she actually secretly confessed her love to Jiang Che? And got rejected!
That was too melodramatic!
"What? Bai Jie, you actually turned dark? And you wanted to blow yourself up with Jiang Che??" Qin Qiaoqiao's eyes went wide.
Bai Jie had a secret crush on Jiang Che from middle school through high school. After graduation, she bravely confessed her feelings, but was also rejected... Then she completely snapped, driving a car with the intent of crashing into Jiang Che to die together. However, Jiang Che had anticipated this, and Bai Jie ended up crashing into a utility pole and died after rescue efforts failed.
She was the fastest one to be written off!
The girls all turned their gazes to Bai Jie, making her hair stand on end.
"I... I did have that kind of thought, that if I confessed to hubby after the college entrance exam..." Bai Jie was extremely embarrassed. At that time, for her... Jiang Che was the only ray of light in her life.
Fortunately, just before she was about to break down and snap, Jiang Che accepted her. Otherwise, even she didn't know what terrible things she might have done.
Among all of Jiang Che's girls, she was the only one who lived purely for Jiang Che.
"No... what about me? Where did I go???" Bai Qiangwei leaned in, "I should have returned to the country around this time, right? Where did that... whatever his name is... guy go?"
"The Wolf King!" Jiang Che offered a friendly reminder.
"Right, what about that Wolf King!" Bai Qiangwei had almost forgotten her origins as a mercenary.
"Oh! That little Wolf King died early. You inherited the mercenary group and never even came to the Dragon Kingdom. Later, you were wiped out by the regular army... You died at the age of 42. Here is your finger bone, I still kept it!"
Bai Qiangwei: "......"
"Jiang Che, I must have become a Grandmaster, right?" Chen Ningshuang asked. Coming from the ancient martial arts Chen family, her greatest wish was to advance to Grandmaster!
"Shuang'er? There are no ancient martial artists in this world, but you were still a martial arts practitioner. Later, you went to a film crew to be a stunt double. One time, your wire wasn't fastened securely... and you just fell to your death."
Chen Ningshuang: "......"
"Then what about Sister Shen Yu?" Yu Wan'er stole a glance at Shen Yu. Shen Yu seemed to be reading a book... but her mind was clearly not on it, her ears twitching as she eavesdropped on the conversation.
Jiang Che smiled faintly, "Student Shen Yu was indeed very amazing. Relying on her outstanding talent, she became the most awesome mathematician of her generation on the Blue Planet."
He wasn't lying. After entering university, Shen Yu began a life like she had cheat codes. During her college years, she conquered multiple difficult problems in the mathematics community, and by the age of 30, she had completed the grand unified theory of mathematics.
But unfortunately, this little math genius met a beast like Jiang Che, who deliberately got her pregnant. She ended up carrying a baby like Nezha, pregnant for five or six years without giving birth.
"Sister Shen Yu, do you regret meeting a big jerk like Jiang Che?"
Yu Wan'er started to stir up trouble.
Shen Yu pondered, nodded... but then shook her head.
"I'm not too sure, but I feel very good right now. After starting cultivation... I'm actually not as obsessed with academics anymore."
As she spoke, she pulled out a massive pile of manuscripts. "After cultivating, my brain capacity was developed. Those academic problems that were previously so hard to conquer can now be answered at a single glance. It just makes things feel boring."
The originally emotionless girl was now gradually developing feelings for Jiang Che, a type of emotion that hovered between familial love and romantic love.
"Hey, hey, hey, Yu Wan'er, you're asking for a beating, aren't you? Come on, come on... let's fast forward straight to how you look when you're old and faded!"
"Stop it, you jerk! I don't want to be old and faded, quick, quick, stop him..." Yu Wan'er panicked.
But she was a step too late. Jiang Che displayed a photo of her looking so old her teeth were about to fall out.
[Beep! The host has trolled Yu Wan'er, gaining 50 million points.]
Looking at the hunched figure in the photo, because of her stooped back... she, who was already not tall, looked even shorter, not even reaching 1.3 meters.
"Hehe, whose family's goblin is this? It's definitely not me anyway!" There was no way Yu Wan'er would admit it.
However, after this photo of Yu Wan'er came out, many of the girls fell silent.
"Hubby, I love you to death!" Qin Qiaoqiao directly kissed Jiang Che on the cheek.
Without Jiang Che, although they would each have their own lives, they would all ultimately turn into a handful of dust.
No matter how beautiful you are, in the face of time, you are nothing but a pink skeleton. If the spring breeze had pity for the flowers, could it allow me to be young again?
"Hmph, now you know how good your hubby is, right?" Jiang Che snorted proudly.
"We know~~~"
After that, Jiang Che couldn't speak anymore, and the girls wouldn't give him the chance to speak again either.
......
Inside the inner world of the immortal boat, atop a certain immortal peak.
Di Zhao held an ancient compass in her hand. The compass exuded the rolling aura of destiny's textures, and a complete law of destiny impressively manifested itself.
She seemed to be deducing something, and soon her eyes snapped open.
"Found it!"
As her divine sense stirred, in the distant beyond of the Nine Heavens, a beam of light shot up into the sky.
She was deducing the location of the missing corner of the Heavenly Emperor Seal!
Jiang Che had now gained the recognition of the Heavenly Emperor Seal and was the future Heavenly Emperor, but the Heavenly Emperor Seal was missing a corner. As Jiang Che's wife, it was only natural for her to share her husband's burdens.
It was just that the heavenly secrets regarding the missing corner of the Heavenly Emperor Seal seemed to have been forcibly obscured by someone; the other party must be a top expert!
But she was one step superior. By activating the quasi-Dao artifact, the Compass of Destiny, she forcibly deduced the location of the missing seal fragment and attempted to summon it back.
Meanwhile, on the other side, Tian Chan, who was in the desolate borders of the Demon Realm, was completely dumbfounded!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
