How Come You're Still Alive, Yu Wan'er

"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean by this? You've been flirting with Sister Yaoyao for so many years... are you planning to be a heartbreaker?"

Yu Wan'er eventually grew into a pure and authentic brat, and one who hadn't experienced the 'stick education' of Mr. Jiang.

"Heh—" Jiang Che shook his head casually.

"That's enough, Wan'er!" Ye Mengyao lowered her eyes, her gaze toward Jiang Che carrying a hint of complexity.

"Jiang Che, I'm preparing to study abroad," Ye Mengyao said slowly. "My father is worried about my safety alone, so he specially asked Wan'er to go with me."

"That's great." Jiang Che put his hands in his pockets; he actually quite enjoyed this current feeling.

"Hey, hey, hey, you big scumbag, aren't you going to ask Sister Yaoyao to stay?"

And ask me to stay while you're at it!!!

"Scumbag? Heh... you guys haven't even seen my scummy side," Jiang Che chuckled.

"What side?" Yu Wan'er frowned. She always felt that the Jiang Che in front of her was hiding a lot of things.

"Alright, Jiang Che, I wish you find your other half soon."

......

Time flew by, and the years passed like a shuttle.

Before he knew it, Jiang Che had stayed in this illusion for over ten years!

He no longer had his immortal physique. Growing from a little boy into a young man, the now early-thirties Mr. Jiang had become renowned throughout the Dragon Kingdom. He became a top-tier billionaire, with various investment industry chains spread across the globe.

"Interesting! Truly interesting!"

"Lord of the Illusion... are you afraid of me?"

Jiang Che leaned back on the sofa, holding several reports in his hands.

He was now in his thirties, and Yu Wan'er, Ye Mengyao, and the others didn't stay youthful forever either.

After studying abroad for a few years, Ye Mengyao returned and entered her father's company to take charge of the family business. In just a few short years, she transformed from an adorkable campus belle into an aloof female CEO, with no romantic scandals ever circulating around her.

The same went for Yu Wan'er. Clinging to Ye Mengyao's coattails, her career took off, and she built her own business empire. Similarly, no opposite sex ever appeared by her side.

However, as far as Jiang Che knew, the relationship between the two best friends, Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao, was extremely close, and they now lived together full-time.

Of course, it wasn't just limited to Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao.

Including Qin Qiaoqiao. After graduating from university with a journalism degree, she became a reporter. Unmarried!

Bai Qiangwei didn't even come to the Dragon Kingdom. She directly became the king of mercenaries, managing thousands of people under her command, and never had any opposite sex around her either!

Gu Lingfei, Bai Jie, and even the Xiao Wanwan triplet sisters were all like this. They each had their own wonderful lives and careers. Even the little police belle Wang Yanran put on a white shirt and sat in a position that Director Qi wouldn't even dare to dream of.

But there was one thing they all had in common!

Unmarried, and their reality had been altered by some bizarre ability, so much so that no one even pursued them!

Logically speaking, a wealthy young lady with Ye Mengyao's looks studying abroad had a high probability of having a messy private life. Including Yu Wan'er and the others... their looks were all exceptionally outstanding.

Yet they remained single all along, practically existing as man-insulators.

"Boring! Isn't your illusion a bit too cowardly?" Jiang Che sneered.

"But it is somewhat interesting; it gave me a bit of inspiration." Jiang Che snapped his fingers, a trace of tenderness flashing in his eyes.

He was indeed very scummy now, either picking up girls or on his way to pick up girls. Perhaps in the future, he could create a separate parallel world for every single girl. In that world... he would grow old together with the girl. He would no longer be the invincible Mr. Jiang, but an ordinary husband, an ordinary person who would experience birth, aging, illness, and death.

For example, in one parallel world, there would only be him and Yu Wan'er, the two of them bickering and arguing for a lifetime...

"Heh... but my spirit is still the same for now." Jiang Che curled his lips. His mental age was still too young. He would leave such things for the future.

Considering his mental age, he would probably need to play around for at least another few thousand or tens of thousands of years before he could settle down.

"Boss~~~ Do you need a massage?"

A flirtatious secretary walked up to Jiang Che. "Get lost! You're fired!"

A Sigma male never falls into a woman's trap. The main reason was that she was too ugly.

Female Secretary: "......"

...

Thirty years later.

Jiang Che was already in his fifties, becoming a very handsome older gentleman.

He went to attend a funeral. Qin Qiaoqiao, the reporter, had gone abroad to become a war correspondent. She was hit by flying shrapnel and died on the spot.

Her death was extremely tragic. Enduring his grief, Jiang Che ate three extra bowls of white rice at the funeral banquet.

He also took a picture of the corpse while he was at it. When he brought it back, he would show it to Qiaoqiao—this was the miserable fate of not meeting Mr. Jiang.

As he grew older, Jiang Che also began to passionately engage in charity work, dedicating all his assets to the philanthropic sector.

He transformed from the Dragon Kingdom's number one entrepreneur into a philanthropist praised by hundreds of millions.

Then Ye Mengyao also passed away, dying suddenly from staying up late working overtime at the age of 49.

He heard that Bai Qiangwei also died in a foreign war conflict, shot into a sieve on the spot by a machine gun. Only a few corpse fragments were detected in the pile of bullets, and Jiang Che even kept a piece of her finger bone as a souvenir.

Dying one by one, Jiang Che's girls in the mortal realm were almost all dead.

"Sister Feifei, bear with it a little, dizziness is normal!"

Jiang Che strangled Gu Lingfei to death with his own hands because she had gotten cancer, and it was in the late stages. So that she wouldn't suffer too much, Jiang Che strangled her after seeking her consent.

It sounded quite twisted, but Jiang Che didn't feel bad. He knew very well that this was an illusion.

After strangling Gu Lingfei, Jiang Che fiercely ate another two large bowls of white rice at Sister Feifei's funeral. As people get older, their appetite declines... he couldn't eat that much.

...

"Sister Yanran, I owe you quite a bit. I'll make a parallel world script for you in the future. You'll be the police belle, and I'll be your auxiliary police officer. You run, I chase, and you won't be able to escape even with wings."

Jiang Che came to Wang Yanran's grave to burn some joss paper for her. Ever since Wang Yanran entered the Nine Heavens, she rarely showed her face. She didn't like competing with others for favor or beauty, so she hid in the mortal realm to become a chivalrous swordswoman, and Jiang Che would occasionally accompany her to roam the world with their swords.

But in this illusion, because she was too upright while in office, she offended many people and was hit and killed by someone driving a dump truck right after she retired.

...

"Richest Man Jiang, I'm here to change your dressing."

On the hospital bed, Jiang Che was already so old that he couldn't walk, relying entirely on a ventilator.

The little nurse walked up to Jiang Che. Dressed in a white nurse's uniform, her figure was absolutely stunning. When she leaned over during the dressing change, Jiang Che could even catch a glimpse of pale white cleavage.

"Oh my! Your heart rate is going up! That's great... we don't need to inject adrenaline," the little nurse said excitedly.

Jiang Che: "......"

"Elder Jiang, someone is here to see you."

Then, a figure appeared outside the ward.

Jiang Che's eyes widened. "Holy crap, Yu Wan'er, how are you not dead yet?"